"I'm Feeling Kinda Blue, Apu..." - Page 2

CU Tiger · 05-09-2009, 05:23 PM

"Boy for Sale"

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2009, 05:32 PM

i never found this show as amusing as the majority of people apparently do

Chief Rum · 05-09-2009, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

i never found this show as amusing as the majority of people apparently do

Man, you're just Captain Bringdown today. Hold on, lemme get my dog, you can kick it.

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2009, 07:10 PM

lol apparently i am. that's what everyone is saying. idk why

sabotai · 05-09-2009, 08:25 PM

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Karlifornia · 05-09-2009, 08:29 PM

"Now, lets talk rust-proofing. These Colecos'll rust up on ya like that! Shut up, Gil, close the deal!"

kingnebwsu · 05-10-2009, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CU Tiger

"Boy for Sale"

Jimbo: Is this legal, man?
Skinner: Here...and in Mississippi.

MikeVic · 05-10-2009, 09:35 PM

It's whisper quiet!

Wolfpack · 05-10-2009, 10:14 PM

Willie: If elected mayor, my first act will be to KILL THE WHOLE LOT 'O YA, AND BURN YOUR TOWN TO CINDERS!

Stagehand: *whispers*

Willie: I know it's on!

Chief Rum · 05-13-2009, 02:04 AM

Marge (to Santa's Little Helper): "Come on already, you have to go outside to do your 'business'!"

Homer: "Experts say, if you want animals to do anything, you first have to show them yourself."

Marge: "I'm not going to do that!"

Homer (sarcastic): "Well, SOOOOOORRRRRYYYY, your Majesty!"

(Probably funnier with delivery)

Peregrine · 05-13-2009, 06:41 AM

I think this is my favorite Simpsons intro ever.

JAG · 05-13-2009, 09:37 AM

Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me
and obey my brutal commands. End communication.

...

Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President
Clinton?
Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way,
your planet is doomed. DOOMED!
Kent: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from senator Bob Dole.

Terps · 05-13-2009, 11:55 AM

Hutz: Uh oh, we've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Hutz: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly,' and the word 'dog' with 'son.'

Terps · 05-13-2009, 11:59 AM

Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as Welcome to Springfield Airport and Where's Nordstrom? While you're enjoying our Hall of Wonders, your car unfortunately will be subject to repeated break-ins and...
Homer: What did he say? What about my car?

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other medical films as "Mommy, What's On That Man's Face?" and "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore".

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 05-13-2009, 12:00 PM

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming!

Kodos · 05-13-2009, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs2

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming!

"Hot stuff, coming through!"

My favorite episode was the gay steel mill episode. But the Clinton-Dole election segment from the Halloween Special is right up there too.

Butter · 05-13-2009, 12:46 PM

Maude: They were having S-E-X in front of C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.
Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.

Butter · 05-13-2009, 12:53 PM

From when Krusty finds out he has a son:

"I'm not the kind of dad who does things, says stuff, or looks at you. But the love is there."

Bad-example · 05-13-2009, 09:39 PM

I say "Son of a diddly!" on a daily basis.

Also, "I am Evil Homer" is on a constant loop in my brain and has been for many years. Sometimes it switches to "You don't win friends with salad."

Lastly, whenever someone wants my address I am always tempted to tell them it is 123 Fake Street.

MikeVic · 05-13-2009, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad-example

I say "Son of a diddly!" on a daily basis.

Also, "I am Evil Homer" is on a constant loop in my brain and has been for many years. Sometimes it switches to "You don't win friends with salad."

Lastly, whenever someone wants my address I am always tempted to tell them it is 123 Fake Street.

I use 123 Fake Street very often as the address in fake data when I'm testing stuff.

Chief Rum · 06-02-2009, 02:27 AM

I love the Marge VS the Monorail episode.

***
Leonard Nimoy on the monorail: "A solar eclipse! And the cosmic ballet goes on..."
Guy seated next to him: "Does anyone want to switch seats?"

***

Marge on radio: "Homer! Homer!"
Homer: "Marge?"
Marge: "I think there's a man here who can help you!"
Homer: "Is it Batman?"
Marge: "No, it's a scientist."
Homer: "Batman's a scientist."
Marge: "It's not Batman!!"

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 06-06-2009, 07:44 AM

Lousy Smarch weather.

Kodos · 06-07-2009, 01:16 AM

It started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended in tragedy!

General Mike · 06-07-2009, 08:41 PM

From the credits of Bart Star

Quote:

Scully, you're cut. Brooks, Groening, Simon, you're all cut. Castellaneta,
gone. Kavner, cut. Cartwright, cut. Smith, sorry, cut. Azaria, Shearer,
you're cut. Firestone, you're cut. So is Judge. Namath, you stay. All of
those people are cut. Johnson, Wolfe and Silverman are all cut. Goldfire,
O'Brien gone. Cut, Elliot, I don't know what you're doing here because
you're all cut. Pietela, Kuwahaha. Theres so many cuts here, look, I'll
just post them up and you see where your name is. Look how many cuts there
are there. Woah boy! You're cut. All of you! You're cut. I cut you!
[Gracie Films logo, "shhhhh"]
You're cut too, shusshy!

Peregrine · 06-07-2009, 08:45 PM

Homer perusing their record collections:

"We don't have anything in common. Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers. Now look at her records! They stink!"

Chief Rum · 06-08-2009, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by General Mike

From the credits of Bart Star

Heh, me and my friends, drop the "you're cut, too, shushy" line all the time.

kingnebwsu · 06-08-2009, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs2

Lousy Smarch weather.

I use this line several times a week (more in the winter). I love it

(The line...not the crappy Smarch weather)

sterlingice · 06-08-2009, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingnebwsu

I use this line several times a week (more in the winter). I love it

(The line...not the crappy Smarch weather)

I do as well

SI

I. J. Reilly · 06-08-2009, 10:12 AM

I find “Help me, Jeebus” and “oh, why is God teasing me?” to be quite useful.

05-09-2009, 05:32 PM	#52
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	i never found this show as amusing as the majority of people apparently do __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-09-2009, 07:10 PM	#54
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	lol apparently i am. that's what everyone is saying. idk why __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-09-2009, 08:29 PM	#56
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	"Now, lets talk rust-proofing. These Colecos'll rust up on ya like that! Shut up, Gil, close the deal!" __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

05-10-2009, 10:14 PM	#59
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Willie: If elected mayor, my first act will be to KILL THE WHOLE LOT 'O YA, AND BURN YOUR TOWN TO CINDERS! Stagehand: whispers Willie: I know it's on! Last edited by Wolfpack : 05-10-2009 at 10:16 PM.

05-13-2009, 02:04 AM	#60
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Marge (to Santa's Little Helper): "Come on already, you have to go outside to do your 'business'!" Homer: "Experts say, if you want animals to do anything, you first have to show them yourself." Marge: "I'm not going to do that!" Homer (sarcastic): "Well, SOOOOOORRRRRYYYY, your Majesty!" (Probably funnier with delivery) __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

05-09-2009, 08:25 PM	#55
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

05-10-2009, 09:35 PM	#58
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	It's whisper quiet!

05-13-2009, 06:41 AM	#61
Peregrine Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cary, NC	I think this is my favorite Simpsons intro ever.

05-13-2009, 09:37 AM	#62
JAG Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: St. Paul, MN	Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication. ... Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton? Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED! Kent: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from senator Bob Dole. Last edited by JAG : 05-13-2009 at 09:37 AM.

05-13-2009, 11:55 AM	#63
Terps College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001	Hutz: Uh oh, we've drawn Judge Snyder. Marge: Is that bad? Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Marge: You did? Hutz: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly,' and the word 'dog' with 'son.'

05-13-2009, 11:59 AM	#64
Terps College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001	Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as Welcome to Springfield Airport and Where's Nordstrom? While you're enjoying our Hall of Wonders, your car unfortunately will be subject to repeated break-ins and... Homer: What did he say? What about my car? Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other medical films as "Mommy, What's On That Man's Face?" and "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore".

05-13-2009, 12:00 PM	#65
Ronnie Dobbs2 Pro Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Bahston Mass	I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming! __________________ There's no I in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think

05-13-2009, 12:46 PM	#67
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	Maude: They were having S-E-X in front of C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N. Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down. __________________ My listening habits

05-13-2009, 12:53 PM	#68
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	From when Krusty finds out he has a son: "I'm not the kind of dad who does things, says stuff, or looks at you. But the love is there." __________________ My listening habits

05-13-2009, 09:39 PM	#69
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	I say "Son of a diddly!" on a daily basis. Also, "I am Evil Homer" is on a constant loop in my brain and has been for many years. Sometimes it switches to "You don't win friends with salad." Lastly, whenever someone wants my address I am always tempted to tell them it is 123 Fake Street.

06-02-2009, 02:27 AM	#71
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	I love the Marge VS the Monorail episode. * Leonard Nimoy on the monorail: "A solar eclipse! And the cosmic ballet goes on..." Guy seated next to him: "Does anyone want to switch seats?" * Marge on radio: "Homer! Homer!" Homer: "Marge?" Marge: "I think there's a man here who can help you!" Homer: "Is it Batman?" Marge: "No, it's a scientist." Homer: "Batman's a scientist." Marge: "It's not Batman!!" __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

06-06-2009, 07:44 AM	#72
Ronnie Dobbs2 Pro Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Bahston Mass	Lousy Smarch weather. __________________ There's no I in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think

06-07-2009, 01:16 AM	#73
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	It started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended in tragedy! __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

06-07-2009, 08:45 PM	#75
Peregrine Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cary, NC	Homer perusing their record collections: "We don't have anything in common. Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers. Now look at her records! They stink!"

06-08-2009, 10:12 AM	#79
I. J. Reilly College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: An Oregonian deep in the heart of Texas.	I find “Help me, Jeebus” and “oh, why is God teasing me?” to be quite useful.

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