Jersey Shore on MTV

[Lathum]

What

The

Fuck

[Lathum]

I don't watch MTV nor do I watch any of those stupid Real World, hills, etc... type shows. being from the Jersey Shore my wife and I watched a bit of it last night.

It was hideous. First off, one person of the eight are actually from NJ. The show should be called Stereotypical Idiot New Yorkers Who Invade Our Beaches Every Summer.

[digamma]

Honestly, we've got a Situation here. This was the best hour and a half I've spent watching television in quite some time.

[DanGarion]

Just what I want to watch a bunch of orange guidos and jersey girls whining.

[Crapshoot]

Seriously - that was trash at an epic level. I can't believe I'm admitting this, but I was laughing my ass off.

[RainMaker]

Society = Fail

[INDalltheway]

This is why I am going to watch the show...

[Karlifornia]

Originally Posted by INDalltheway

This is why I am going to watch the show...

You nailed it. Exactly why I'm watching. When I saw that preview with the girl getting straight up *punched* in the face by a dude...I thought "This is must-see TV"

[BYU 14]

Holy shit, no wonder they turned Manhatten into a maximum security prison in 1988.

[DaddyTorgo]

can't believe i fell asleep on the couch and didn't realize i could have been watching this!

[DaddyTorgo]

those are your people Lathum!!!

[Honolulu_Blue]

I don't think I've even flipped MTV on for a second since I moved back from Brussels in 2004. The only reason I watched MTV there was because it was one of like 3 channels in English. I don't even know what channel MTV is on.

I couldn't imagine watching this show. I spend most of my time trying to avoid people like this.

[Mizzou B-ball fan]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

those are your guidos Lathum!!!

Fixed.

[Logan]

Before I watched it I was all on that "this is BS...most of these people aren't from New Jersey (one dude is actually from the town next to where I grew up)...they are the worst of the worst of the worst of what we see at the Jersey Shore...Seaside is disgusting, they couldn't have gone to Belmar or Pt Pleasant, etc?...no one I've ever met is this bad..."

But now that I watched it, god damn this was hysterical and I'll be watching, at least as long as it doesn't get too old. I mean one girl actually said, "I'm a bartender, I do great things" which should be on one of those shirts they're trying to sell. And I almost fell off the couch when I saw that punch posted above, and I can't wait to see the aftermath (side note: that's obviously ridiculous and I hope that guy is in jail).

(And btw, fuck you if you want to judge me and where I grew up based off of this show)

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by Logan

Before I watched it I was all on that "this is BS...most of these people aren't from New Jersey (one dude is actually from the town next to where I grew up)...they are the worst of the worst of the worst of what we see at the Jersey Shore...Seaside is disgusting, they couldn't have gone to Belmar or Pt Pleasant, etc?...no one I've ever met is this bad..."

But now that I watched it, god damn this was hysterical and I'll be watching, at least as long as it doesn't get too old. I mean one girl actually said, "I'm a bartender, I do great things" which should be on one of those shirts they're trying to sell. And I almost fell off the couch when I saw that punch posted above, and I can't wait to see the aftermath (side note: that's obviously ridiculous and I hope that guy is in jail).

(And btw, fuck you if you want to judge me and where I grew up based off of this show)

careful or Logan will haul off and punch you!



*ducks*

[Matthean]

For people who missed out and need to catch up.

Jersey Shore | Full Episodes, Photos, Episode Synopsis and Recaps | MTV

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by Matthean

For people who missed out and need to catch up.

Jersey Shore | Full Episodes, Photos, Episode Synopsis and Recaps | MTV

you're the best!

[Logan]

Sports Guy also did a very entertaining podcast about the show.

[saldana]

having been forced to endure the people at the shore for 4 years, i may have to actually put MTV in my currently filtered channels so i can watch this for the pure gold i am sure it must be.

[MacroGuru]

Originally Posted by Matthean

For people who missed out and need to catch up.

Jersey Shore | Full Episodes, Photos, Episode Synopsis and Recaps | MTV

I couldn't make it past the intro's of the first episode....

[Pumpy Tudors]

I wish that GIF was longer. I want to see what happened in the next 2 or 3 seconds.

[Radii]

"See this is how we know we are classy girls. We've been in this house with those guys for two whole days and we haven't done anything with them yet."


There's definitely trainwreck/can't turn away element to this show, haha.

[digamma]

Question posed to me by a friend: how much money would it take for you to down a full glass of the roof deck hot tub water?

[Karlifornia]

Originally Posted by digamma

Question posed to me by a friend: how much money would it take for you to down a full glass of the roof deck hot tub water?

Ugh. LOL. I don't know it's the holidays and I'm pretty hard up for cash so I'd probably do it for a G.

[Izulde]

First thought after first 5 minutes of episode 1: "These are not the guidos you're looking for."

[Ironhead]

I don't think I can watch this show. I get sick enough of them during the summer that I don't want to see them on my TV.

[lighthousekeeper]

Originally Posted by Ironhead

I don't think I can watch this show. I get sick enough of them during the summer that I don't want to see them on my TV.

+1000

[Izulde]

I seriously want to knock the fuck out of Angelina. She's such an uptight skank bitch.

[DeToxRox]

Damn already posted.

[digamma]

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Ugh. LOL. I don't know it's the holidays and I'm pretty hard up for cash so I'd probably do it for a G.

I think you are seriously underestimating the amount of bacteria in the tub. Think of the different kinds of bodily fluids from the vast numbers of people in the tub. Add to that the mounds and mounds of carcinogens from hair gels and other products. You might need more than a tetanus shot just to make it through the day.

Would it change your number if you had no immediate access to antibiotics?

[DaddyTorgo]

wow - this show is epic in its hilariousness!

[Radii]

I'll second/third/whatever anyone who says to listen to the Bill Simmons podcast about the show, great stuff.

[RedKingGold]

How have I missed this?

[Ramzavail]

"I felt like eating ham and drinking water"

[Logan]

Ham!




Water!

[DaddyTorgo]

clearly the people on the show are starting to realize now, but do you think they realized when they taped it that people would be laughing at them so much? or do you think they thought this was like their shot a la the cast of "Hills?"

[Mizzou B-ball fan]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

clearly the people on the show are starting to realize now, but do you think they realized when they taped it that people would be laughing at them so much? or do you think they thought this was like their shot a la the cast of "Hills?"

Oh, they definitely thought they were some form of 'cool'. They're also likely not smart enough to realize that the world is laughing at them.

[Matthean]

I think there is a situation with "The Situation" about "The Situation's" over usage of the phrase "The Situation." It's like "The Situation" has to use it during any and all situations.

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

clearly the people on the show are starting to realize now, but do you think they realized when they taped it that people would be laughing at them so much? or do you think they thought this was like their shot a la the cast of "Hills?"

These morons think they are the coolest people in the world. Trust me, I have had enough interaction with idiots like these fools to last a lifetime. They will continue to think they are the coolest people in the world. Their self centered world doesn't allow them the capacity to realize the majority of people in the world see them as the clowns they are.

[Logan]

I'm almost positive that the show and the people on it are acting, but yeah the not-so-exaggerated-stereotype types don't realize how sad it is.

[JS19]

I was debating telling this story or not, because I very well may come across as a douchebag, but personally, it really felt so good doing it. A couple years ago some friends and I were in Seaside (I hate seaside, but i just went along bc that's where everyone wanted to go). Earlier in the day, some friends of mine go in a little scuffle on the beach with the guido type douchebags, nothing crazy but words were exchanged and some shoving. I never got the full details, but I very well can see my friends instigating the whole situation bc they can't stand guys like that and probably called them out on their douchebagness. Anyhow, later on that evening we're on the boardwalk and we bump into these guys again. My one buddy gets right in this guys face and is degrading him like I've never seen before. Knowing that seaside cops are all over the boardwalk, I decide to get in between them, my back to the douchebag, to calm things down and be on our way. I finally get my buddy to shut his mouth and he starts walking away. My back is still to the douche, I'm probably a little less than an arms length away from him. He then decides to say some derogatory comment about my friends girlfriend, and that set me off, did a quick turnaround and BAM, straight right to the jaw and this fucker was down.

I felt like a semi-douchebag bc it just seems like a bunch of testosterone filled punk guys getting into fights on the boardwalk, how typical. But that's not my style at all, I'm the easy going laid back kind of guy who just likes to have a good time, but even I can't stand guys like this. They give Italians and New Yorkers a horrible rep. Not gonna lie, when I'm tipping the scales at 160, it felt great dropping this guy in front of all his friends, a guy who probably weighed close to 190-200lbs, sporting his white tank-top showing off his steroid abused body.

Not entirely sure why I told that, just seeing all the hatred for these guys in this thread, maybe some of you can get a little enjoyment knowing that scumbags like this do get called out on their bullshit and are really just a bunch of pussies.

[JediKooter]

I didn't see this, but, what was the popped collar count?

[Noop]

Originally Posted by INDalltheway

This is why I am going to watch the show...

Interesting I posted a gif of a guy hitting a female(it was questionable at best) and Skydog felt the need to delete it and give me a stern warning about it. I guess the times are changing...

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by Noop

Interesting I posted a gif of a guy hitting a female(it was questionable at best) and Skydog felt the need to delete it and give me a stern warning about it. I guess the times are changing...

And yours was totally a fake too, wasn't it?

[Noop]

Originally Posted by JS19

I was debating telling this story or not, because I very well may come across as a douchebag, but personally, it really felt so good doing it. A couple years ago some friends and I were in Seaside (I hate seaside, but i just went along bc that's where everyone wanted to go). Earlier in the day, some friends of mine go in a little scuffle on the beach with the guido type douchebags, nothing crazy but words were exchanged and some shoving. I never got the full details, but I very well can see my friends instigating the whole situation bc they can't stand guys like that and probably called them out on their douchebagness. Anyhow, later on that evening we're on the boardwalk and we bump into these guys again. My one buddy gets right in this guys face and is degrading him like I've never seen before. Knowing that seaside cops are all over the boardwalk, I decide to get in between them, my back to the douchebag, to calm things down and be on our way. I finally get my buddy to shut his mouth and he starts walking away. My back is still to the douche, I'm probably a little less than an arms length away from him. He then decides to say some derogatory comment about my friends girlfriend, and that set me off, did a quick turnaround and BAM, straight right to the jaw and this fucker was down.

I felt like a semi-douchebag bc it just seems like a bunch of testosterone filled punk guys getting into fights on the boardwalk, how typical. But that's not my style at all, I'm the easy going laid back kind of guy who just likes to have a good time, but even I can't stand guys like this. They give Italians and New Yorkers a horrible rep. Not gonna lie, when I'm tipping the scales at 160, it felt great dropping this guy in front of all his friends, a guy who probably weighed close to 190-200lbs, sporting his white tank-top showing off his steroid abused body.

Not entirely sure why I told that, just seeing all the hatred for these guys in this thread, maybe some of you can get a little enjoyment knowing that scumbags like this do get called out on their bullshit and are really just a bunch of pussies.

If it makes you feel better I regularly punch cubans and frat boys in the mouth.

[Noop]

Originally Posted by DanGarion

And yours was totally a fake too, wasn't it?

I think it was a Japanese comedy one or something.

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by Noop

Interesting I posted a gif of a guy hitting a female(it was questionable at best) and Skydog felt the need to delete it and give me a stern warning about it. I guess the times are changing...

might be because you're black?

[Ronnie Dobbs2]

SkyDog doesn't even read the forum anymore. Unless someone complains, nothing will happen.

[Noop]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

might be because you're black?

LOL. B'n ah brutha iz seriouz bidness potna man. We b havn 2 fite da manye n shit na mean?

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by Noop

LOL. B'n ah brutha iz seriouz bidness potna man. We b havn 2 fite da manye n shit na mean?

You're great!!