Hi, I'm actor Troy Mcclure. You might remember me from...

Sun Tzu · 07-07-2004, 06:47 PM

....such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," and "Here Comes the Metric System!"

....such fishing films as 'Cast Out' or 'The Reel Deal.'

....such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial 'M' for Murderousness".

....such films as "'P' is for Psycho" and "The President's Neck is Missing".

....such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys, the Groovy Mule".

....such films as "The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed" and "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall".

....such Fox Network Specials as "Alien Nose Job" and "The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show".

....such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!"

....such nature films as "Earwigs: Ewwww" and "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory".

....such celebrity funerals as "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge".

....such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House".

....such cartoons as "Christmas Ape" and "Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp".

....such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot".

....such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "After Mannix".

....such instructional videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship" and "Dig Your Own Grave and Save".

....such public service videos as "Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness".

....such medical films as "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?".

....such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?".

....such Do-It-Yourself home videos such as "The half-assed approach to foundation repair"

....such dates as last nights dinner.

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Phil Hartman, you are still missed.

NevStar · 07-07-2004, 06:50 PM

Christmas Ape & Gladys, the Groovy Mule will have to be Albuquerque's draft picks next season in ZFL.

Ksyrup · 05-28-2008, 03:50 PM

Unbelievably, it was 10 friggin' years ago today.

RIP

cartman · 05-28-2008, 03:53 PM

Wow, that's right. I was in L.A. to try out for Jeopardy on that day.

Honolulu_Blue · 05-28-2008, 04:11 PM

Of all the untimely celebrity deaths this was the one that hit me the hardest and always manages to make me depressed.

Poli · 05-28-2008, 04:20 PM

Doesn't ring a bell, but I'm not the most cultured person in the world.

sabotai · 05-28-2008, 04:22 PM

Kodos · 05-28-2008, 04:52 PM

Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz were two of my favorite characters on the Simpsons.

-apoc- · 05-28-2008, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Of all the untimely celebrity deaths this was the one that hit me the hardest and always manages to make me depressed.

My sentiments exactly. Most seem to be caused by their own demons this one was someone else's which makes it harder to take I think.

thesloppy · 05-28-2008, 07:09 PM

Don't you worry Mrs' Simpson, I watched Matlock in a bar last night....the sound wasn't on, but I think I got the jist of it.

{combs hair with a fork}

sterlingice · 05-28-2008, 07:30 PM

Phil Hartman was a comedic genius more in the classical sense than in the modern sense. Not much of that around

SI

Horizon · 05-29-2008, 05:16 AM

Sorry, but I believe if you commit Adultery you deserve to die. See you in Hell Phil.

Something tells me Hartman is not cheating on his wife where he is now.

jeff061 · 05-29-2008, 06:18 AM

Hah, sarcastic genius! Great post Horizon.

Neon_Chaos · 05-29-2008, 06:31 AM

"If any of this is frightening, you can hold on to me."

"They're dancing Raisinets..."

"And you don't find that frightening?"

You are terribly missed, Phil.

Horizon · 05-29-2008, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061

Hah, sarcastic genius! Great post Horizon.

Sorry, I am afraid there was no sarcasm.

I think his wife had every right to gun him down for sleeping around on her. What is so hard about understanding what "Till Death" means?

Neon_Chaos · 05-29-2008, 06:55 AM

Riiiiight.

-apoc- · 05-29-2008, 08:14 AM

What affair are you even talking about? Anything I have ever read basically says his wife was on a drug cocktail and lost it one night after she found out he was going to leave her because of her drug problem. I know it the net but try to show just a little class.

Butter · 05-29-2008, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horizon

Sorry, I am afraid there was no sarcasm.

I think his wife had every right to gun him down for sleeping around on her. What is so hard about understanding what "Till Death" means?

Mornin', troll!

Ksyrup · 05-29-2008, 08:40 AM

I blame Andy Dick.

Dr. Sak · 05-29-2008, 08:41 AM

I miss the Andy Dick show

Kodos · 05-29-2008, 09:38 AM

jeff061 · 05-29-2008, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -apoc-

What affair are you even talking about? Anything I have ever read basically says his wife was on a drug cocktail and lost it one night after she found out he was going to leave her because of her drug problem. I know it the net but try to show just a little class.

That was closer my understanding. Though I thought she was actually insane, as in clinically. But I don't follow these things terribly closely.

chesapeake · 05-29-2008, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -apoc-

What affair are you even talking about? Anything I have ever read basically says his wife was on a drug cocktail and lost it one night after she found out he was going to leave her because of her drug problem. I know it the net but try to show just a little class.

This is accurate. She responded by accusing him of having an affair and killing him. It was a very tragic end to one of America's great comedic talents.

GoldenEagle · 05-29-2008, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horizon

Sorry, I am afraid there was no sarcasm.

I think his wife had every right to gun him down for sleeping around on her. What is so hard about understanding what "Till Death" means?

Wow, what a retard this Horizon character is.

Hartman's wife was taking Zoloft at the time of the murder/suicide. She was crazy and snapped one night.

Lorena · 05-29-2008, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Of all the untimely celebrity deaths this was the one that hit me the hardest and always manages to make me depressed.

Yes, me too, he was so unbelievably talented.

cartman · 05-29-2008, 10:20 AM

FranklinNoble sighting?

Mizzou B-ball fan · 05-29-2008, 10:23 AM

Forgot how good Hartman's Bubba impression was. Extremely funny stuff.

14ers · 05-29-2008, 02:00 PM

Am I mistaken or did the writers of the Simpsons load all the Phil Hartman characters up on a bus and drive them off a cliff in an episode following his death?

gkb · 05-29-2008, 02:04 PM

I really liked News Radio when Phil was on it...and of course his Simpson's stuff was great. Has it really been 10 years? Jesus.

kingnebwsu · 05-29-2008, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14ers

Am I mistaken or did the writers of the Simpsons load all the Phil Hartman characters up on a bus and drive them off a cliff in an episode following his death?

Not that I recall...

stevew · 05-29-2008, 04:22 PM

I could really care less about his simpsons work, but I miss his excellence on Newsradio and SNL. Very untimely death.

Poli · 06-16-2009, 07:56 AM

Bump for Sun Tzu

Sun Tzu · 06-16-2009, 07:59 AM

sonufa

RomaGoth · 06-16-2009, 08:02 AM

Miss ya' Phil

M GO BLUE!!! · 06-16-2009, 09:35 AM

Reason # 67,935 for staying single.

Dammit.

kcchief19 · 06-17-2009, 03:41 PM

I always get a little sad watching Futurama and seeing the Zapp Brannigan character, which was obviously created with Phil Hartman in mind. He would have done the voice had it not been for his death. Billy West does a nice job with it but Hartman would have knocked it out of the park.

I still watch NewsRadio on DVD and he was absolutely nails in that show.

"No desk? No dinner? Land of opportunity my ass!"

cartman · 05-28-2010, 09:47 AM

12 years ago today.

RIP Phil.

JediKooter · 05-28-2010, 11:00 AM

Damn.

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Sun Tzu · 05-28-2010, 12:07 PM

Nice remembering piece...definitely.

07-07-2004, 06:50 PM	#2
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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Unbelievably, it was 10 friggin' years ago today. RIP __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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Horizon n00b Join Date: Feb 2008	Sorry, but I believe if you commit Adultery you deserve to die. See you in Hell Phil. Something tells me Hartman is not cheating on his wife where he is now.

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Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	"If any of this is frightening, you can hold on to me." "They're dancing Raisinets..." "And you don't find that frightening?" You are terribly missed, Phil. __________________ Come and see.

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Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	Riiiiight. __________________ Come and see.

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-apoc- H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Satellite Beach, FL	What affair are you even talking about? Anything I have ever read basically says his wife was on a drug cocktail and lost it one night after she found out he was going to leave her because of her drug problem. I know it the net but try to show just a little class. __________________ Share and enjoy

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I blame Andy Dick. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	I miss the Andy Dick show

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Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Wow. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

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Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	Forgot how good Hartman's Bubba impression was. Extremely funny stuff.

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gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	I really liked News Radio when Phil was on it...and of course his Simpson's stuff was great. Has it really been 10 years? Jesus. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I could really care less about his simpsons work, but I miss his excellence on Newsradio and SNL. Very untimely death.

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M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Reason # 67,935 for staying single. Dammit.

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kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	I always get a little sad watching Futurama and seeing the Zapp Brannigan character, which was obviously created with Phil Hartman in mind. He would have done the voice had it not been for his death. Billy West does a nice job with it but Hartman would have knocked it out of the park. I still watch NewsRadio on DVD and he was absolutely nails in that show. "No desk? No dinner? Land of opportunity my ass!" Last edited by kcchief19 : 06-17-2009 at 03:42 PM.

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cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	12 years ago today. RIP Phil. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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