12-05-2010, 02:13 PM | #1 | ||
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An NFL-related challenge
Your mission:
-select an NFL team in its current state, preferably a non-playoff team -come up with the general outline for what you'd do with that team for the next couple years ahead -express this as best you can in simple, Americanized haiku -- three lines, 5/7/5 syllables, no need to rhyme No other real requirements, just convey what you want as best you can. Submissions will be judged on both the coherence of the team plan, and the artistry of the presentation. Begin. |
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12-05-2010, 02:51 PM | #2 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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The Tampa Bay Bucs.
Let young talent develop. I'd just be patient.
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There are no houris, alas, in our heaven. Last edited by Axxon : 12-05-2010 at 03:11 PM. |
12-05-2010, 02:55 PM | #3 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Lowcountry, SC
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The Oakland Raiders.
First, get rid of Al Davis... Well, that's it, really. |
12-05-2010, 03:00 PM | #4 |
lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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Just in case I wasn't clear... one segment, 17 total syllables, that's your constraint here.
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12-05-2010, 03:45 PM | #5 |
College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: CT via PA via CA via PA
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For the young Eagles,
shore up that secondary. There's the door, Ellis. |
12-05-2010, 03:45 PM | #6 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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What can Bengals do?
Leave Cincy, go to L.A. Bengalize Cali.
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12-05-2010, 03:47 PM | #7 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2003
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49ers by the bay,
Local, where Luck should stay, offense stops decay Last edited by Crapshoot : 12-05-2010 at 03:53 PM. |
12-05-2010, 07:24 PM | #9 |
Torchbearer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: On Lake Harriet
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Hand it to A.D.
Hand it to A.D. again. Who cares who is Q? |
12-05-2010, 07:49 PM | #10 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Toronto Argos.
We're in the NFL now! No more third down punts.
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12-05-2010, 07:51 PM | #11 |
Mascot
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Michigan, USA
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jim schwartz, great hire
please find a secondary and let cj stay healthy
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12-05-2010, 07:51 PM | #12 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Amarillo, TX
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Redskins need linemen.
Dan, finance Jurassic Park. Can one clone a Hog? |
12-05-2010, 07:52 PM | #13 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Catonsville, MD
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Bye Peyton Manning
Hello to a new era Colts You just need to cut
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12-05-2010, 08:20 PM | #14 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Georgia
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Fiedler, Green, Griese.
Both Chads. They all suck. Answer? Clone Dan Marino. Edited: Because I apparently cannot count.
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Top 10 Songs of the Year 1955-Present (1976 Added) Franchise Portfolio Draft Winner Fictional Character Draft Winner Television Family Draft Winner Build Your Own Hollywood Studio Draft Winner Last edited by larrymcg421 : 12-05-2010 at 08:28 PM. |
12-05-2010, 08:57 PM | #15 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Stop raping coeds
Fire Arians, draft linemen run the fucking ball |
12-05-2010, 09:10 PM | #16 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Minnesota
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Childress Forgetten
Find a franchise quarterback Lose a lot of games |
12-05-2010, 09:43 PM | #17 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Sterling Heights, Mi
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In Rex we believe
Sanchize to Holmes for seven The shutdown island |
12-05-2010, 09:49 PM | #18 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Henne and Henning
Neither of them good enough Let's make some changes edit: We'll go back in time Choose Brees and not Culpepper Fuck you, old regime Last edited by Big Fo : 12-05-2010 at 09:53 PM. |
12-05-2010, 10:08 PM | #19 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: St. Louis
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Oh Cincinnati
Quarterback not named Palmer. (Their backup is Carson's brother for those who were unaware ) Is this possible? |
12-05-2010, 11:45 PM | #20 |
College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: CT via PA via CA via PA
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Oh Ellis, with you
on injured reserve I find myself cursing less. |
12-05-2010, 11:54 PM | #21 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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Who is A.D.? |
12-06-2010, 12:49 AM | #22 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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12-06-2010, 10:44 AM | #23 |
lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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There once was a man
From Nantucket whose dick Kill Dan Snyder now
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12-06-2010, 10:55 AM | #24 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Georgia
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Manning's in a slump
But don't forget who he is Let's calm the fuck down.
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12-06-2010, 11:13 AM | #25 |
Team Chaplain
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Just outside Des Moines, IA
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So far, I'm liking jphillips "Bengalize Cali" (style points for unexpected rhyme, creation of new verb that may stick in the NFL dictionary) and larrymcg for laugh-out-loud "Let's calm the fuck down".
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12-06-2010, 11:22 AM | #26 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Shit-can McDaniels
I don't care what you do next Just please fire the prick
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
12-06-2010, 11:32 AM | #27 |
H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Tie Dan Snyder down
Haynesworth: sit on Dan Snyder Til he cannot breathe. |
12-06-2010, 11:33 AM | #28 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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Washington Redskins
Sign All-Pros for twenty-twelve Not two-thousand four |
12-06-2010, 11:41 AM | #29 |
Torchbearer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: On Lake Harriet
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12-06-2010, 11:52 AM | #30 |
Coordinator
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12-06-2010, 12:15 PM | #31 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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My other one was: What the fuck Denver? Lock-out should begin right now This team is a joke
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
12-06-2010, 01:13 PM | #33 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Edmonton, AB
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Open the vault for Vick
Pal for Samuel is the trick Tight end would be slick |
12-06-2010, 01:18 PM | #34 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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Sure up the O-Line
Open Check book for Michael Vick Learn Clock Management |
12-06-2010, 01:23 PM | #35 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Here was mine:
Our draft for Tebow Hillis and a pick for Quinn You are an ass Josh I understand the contest is meant for the next two years. . . but until we can this idiot, we can forget the next two year. |
12-06-2010, 01:45 PM | #36 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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Reload, Belichick
And if that does not work then- Cheat like a ‘mofo |
12-06-2010, 03:41 PM | #37 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: St. Paul, MN
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Panthers need Luck to
rebuild. Stop trading picks to Eagles, Patriots. Not that anyone asked, but I liked albionmoonlight's best. |
12-06-2010, 04:20 PM | #38 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
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Come to Rotterdam
International Series That 'll be awesome
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12-06-2010, 06:39 PM | #39 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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So...if I request sex from my wife tonight in the form of a haiku, I wonder if she'll give it up?
SO LONG, JOSH!!!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
12-06-2010, 06:58 PM | #40 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pacific
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Tebow throws the ball
Moreno runs behind line Broncos win again Last edited by tarcone : 12-06-2010 at 06:58 PM. |
12-06-2010, 07:13 PM | #41 | |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: St. Louis
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Quote:
They must read FOFC. Josh McDaniels fired as head coach of Denver Broncos - ESPN |
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12-06-2010, 07:36 PM | #42 | |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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Quote:
You win this thread hands down!!! Talk about ask and ye shall receive. |
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12-07-2010, 06:55 AM | #43 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Location: In Absentia
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As a final indignity tied to Josh Fuckface McDaniels, my fantasy team went from 3rd seed in the playoffs going into the final weekend of the regular season to 7th seed and out of the playoffs primarily because Kyle Orton and Brandon Lloyd combined for like 5 points on Sunday. Unbelievable. That fucker will probably steal my kids' Christmas presents on his way back to live in Belichick's asshole, too.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
12-07-2010, 12:25 PM | #44 | |
Coordinator
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Quote:
Can we use it when you're done? Rodgers over Smith.
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12-08-2010, 09:33 AM | #45 |
Head Coach
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