The midget blind-date returns again!! AAARGH!

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2011, 03:53 PM

The right-wing midget is after me again.

Long story short - my brother-in-law (sister's husband) had a cousin. They set me up on a blind date like...years ago. Maybe...4 years ago? 5 years ago? I agreed to go because it was like family...what else could I do?

Straight up...she's a midget. Like legally. And she's also like...more Republican than I can handle (from what I remember). Basically I remember somehow something vaguely political came up and I was like "Yeah...I can't stand to listen to this girl talk anymore," also in part because she's horribly uneducated. Dumb as a brick.

She apparently liked the date, although I told her I wasn't really feeling anything, because every so often she'll hit me up and try to start a dialog. Check this...verbatim.

Quote:

Originally Posted by facebook message

Hi Andrew? Hows life with you? Me doing ok still single living on my own doing ok. Well are you dating engaged or married? Well just thought i'd drop you an email to say hi and catchup. Email me sometime Julie.

Anyways...it caused me to LOL, so just thought I'd share, since there aren't enough amusing threads on here sometimes.

Lathum · 05-09-2011, 04:03 PM

I always wanted to bang a midget

molson · 05-09-2011, 04:03 PM

Just trying to get a visual here, are we talking 2-foot-tall kind of disproportional midget or just a really, really short, but proportional person who just barely crosses whatever height legally makes one a midget?

This is important to know. Thanks in advance.

MikeVic · 05-09-2011, 04:04 PM

I have a similar experience involving being set up by someone I thought I could trust and height being a factor, so this is pretty funny to me to see right now.

Chief Rum · 05-09-2011, 04:11 PM

DaddyTorgo Dating Thread!

JediKooter · 05-09-2011, 04:16 PM

Did HA hire her for a party one time where she had to wear a sombrero?

Oh pix plz thnx!!!

Logan · 05-09-2011, 04:18 PM

I don't think Those People like that term.

JediKooter · 05-09-2011, 04:19 PM

Well, blind dates are sometimes a tall task for people.

molson · 05-09-2011, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

I don't think Those People like that term.

"And hillbillies want to be called 'Sons of the Soil,' but it ain't gonna happen".

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2011, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

Just trying to get a visual here, are we talking 2-foot-tall kind of disproportional midget or just a really, really short, but proportional person who just barely crosses whatever height legally makes one a midget?

This is important to know. Thanks in advance.

Really really short but proportional.

Let me see if I can snag a pic of her on facebook.

Oh jeezus.

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2011, 04:31 PM

Can't attach multiple pics on one message...weird.

Why does my sister hate me you ask??

She doesn't...I swear

JonInMiddleGA · 05-09-2011, 04:32 PM

IIRC, 4 foot even is the "official" over/under for the term "midget"

edit to add: Q: What is the definition of dwarfism?

A: Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that.The average height of an adult with dwarfism is 4’0, but typical heights range from 2’8 to 4’8.

http://www.lpaonline.org/mc/page.do?...gId=lpa#Midget

Lathum · 05-09-2011, 04:36 PM

I think you make a cute couple

ducks

molson · 05-09-2011, 04:37 PM

You were a trooper to hang in there to the extent that she actually enjoyed the date. That's the nice guy curse/aftermath.

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2011, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

I think you make a cute couple

ducks

I am going to kill you!

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2011, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

You were a trooper to hang in there to the extent that she actually enjoyed the date. That's the nice guy curse/aftermath.

Indeed yes. Of course now I can't be an asshole and be like "listen...leave me the fuck alone" because then I'll hear it from my sister thru my B-I-L. Ugh.

So really I just ignore her...she only tries to get in contact with me like...every year or so.

Radii · 05-09-2011, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

I have a similar experience involving being set up by someone I thought I could trust and height being a factor, so this is pretty funny to me to see right now.

"height being a factor" makes me a bit suspicious here. I would have expected "also a midget" in the context of the thread if she were short,so I'm going to guess you got set up with a 7 foot tall woman. More details are definitely needed!

Blackadar · 05-09-2011, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Really really short but proportional.

Let me see if I can snag a pic of her on facebook.

Oh jeezus.

Kill it with fire.

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2011, 04:52 PM

To be clear - height's not the factor in my case...I have two friends that also fall under that 4'10 definition Jon posted above, who are like sisters to me.

More of the factor was that she's uneducated, not politically a match (this is the kind of person who's probably a birther), and just...not even remotely attractive to me. The height is just...an amusing identifying characteristic.

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2011, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackadar

Kill it with fire.

Rizon · 05-09-2011, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

I always wanted to bang a midget

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Really really short but proportional.

Let me see if I can snag a pic of her on facebook.

Oh jeezus.

Status: RESOLVED

Well, I believe that settles it.

/thread

lighthousekeeper · 05-09-2011, 05:15 PM

DT needs to get off his high horse and get down with this chick.

JediKooter · 05-09-2011, 05:16 PM

Tell her you're gay.

lighthousekeeper · 05-09-2011, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

I always wanted to bang a midget

how about now?

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2011, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

DT needs to get off his high horse and get down with this chick.

I wouldn't get down with this chick if you paid me.

JediKooter · 05-09-2011, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

I wouldn't get down with this chick if you paid me.

That's funny in a couple of ways...

Blackadar · 05-09-2011, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Tell her you're gay.

I think if I had a choice between this midget and a guy....I would be gay.

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2011, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

That's funny in a couple of ways...

howso?

Blackadar · 05-09-2011, 05:26 PM

DT, Chief Rum has a dating thread. Let's combine both of these threads by hooking him up with the midget!!!!

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2011, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackadar

DT, Chief Rum has a dating thread. Let's combine both of these threads by hooking him up with the midget!!!!

Yes!!!!!

JediKooter · 05-09-2011, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

howso?

"I wouldn't get down with this chick if you paid me."

1. She's a midget
2. One can tell you are not remotely interested in her

To me, both are funny

Lathum · 05-09-2011, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

how about now?

Not my kind of midget...She looks like she has something wrong with her, besides her face

claphamsa · 05-09-2011, 05:41 PM

wow DT she looks like shes about 50!

i had a blind date with a 6 foot 5 women once... very awkward.

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2011, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

Not my kind of midget...She looks like she has something wrong with her, besides her face

lmao

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2011, 05:45 PM

This thread is totally cracking me up. WTG.

Lathum · 05-09-2011, 06:05 PM

DT is going to end up marrying this girl and 5 years from now this thread is going to get bumpbed and things are going to be very awkward

JediKooter · 05-09-2011, 06:07 PM

Quite frankly and I'm not trying to be mean here, but that hair cut of hers makes her look like a lesbian.

Rizon · 05-09-2011, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Quite frankly and I'm not trying to be mean here, but that hair cut of hers makes her look like an old man.

Yup, totally agree.

Chief Rum · 05-09-2011, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackadar

DT, Chief Rum has a dating thread. Let's combine both of these threads by hooking him up with the midget!!!!

Ooh, the choices. F'd up alcoholic stripper or Wally George in a midget's body.

Yeah, gimme the stripper.

lighthousekeeper · 05-09-2011, 06:40 PM

So when are you and Mickey Rooney getting married?

JediKooter · 05-09-2011, 06:42 PM

You going to take her to see the Hobbit?

A-Husker-4-Life · 05-09-2011, 06:44 PM

This is why I love FOFC... Awesome post...

Karlifornia · 05-09-2011, 06:48 PM

The only thing I would fuck in that second picture is the water bottle

DaddyTorgo · 05-09-2011, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

The only thing I would fuck in that second picture is the water bottle

LMAO

So now since you guys are getting so many laughs out of this, I'm pondering actually replying to her email. But that would probably be cruel.

JediKooter · 05-09-2011, 06:55 PM

You should write back saying you are going through a sex change operation and that by looking at her hair cut, she is obviously a lesbian, so there's still a chance.

MikeVic · 05-09-2011, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radii

"height being a factor" makes me a bit suspicious here. I would have expected "also a midget" in the context of the thread if she were short,so I'm going to guess you got set up with a 7 foot tall woman. More details are definitely needed!

Haha. No no, I just wasn't sure what to call it but Jon's definition fits. And not very proportional. I tried but te conversation wasn't great either. She wanted another date which floored me, so I saw parallels with DT's situation.

thesloppy · 05-09-2011, 07:04 PM

I loved her in Poltergeist.

CraigSca · 05-09-2011, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Can't attach multiple pics on one message...weird.

Why does my sister hate me you ask??

She doesn't...I swear

If she doesn't hate you, you may want to re-evaluate how you possibly wronged her in the past.

MrBug708 · 05-09-2011, 07:12 PM

DT's family must really hate him or he has some...odd...tastes in women

JediKooter · 05-09-2011, 07:13 PM

I know DT has been wanting to drop a little weight, didn't know it was this.

05-09-2011, 04:03 PM	#3
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	Just trying to get a visual here, are we talking 2-foot-tall kind of disproportional midget or just a really, really short, but proportional person who just barely crosses whatever height legally makes one a midget? This is important to know. Thanks in advance. Last edited by molson : 05-09-2011 at 04:06 PM.

05-09-2011, 04:11 PM	#5
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	DaddyTorgo Dating Thread! __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

05-09-2011, 04:16 PM	#6
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Did HA hire her for a party one time where she had to wear a sombrero? Oh pix plz thnx!!! __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I don't think Those People like that term. Last edited by Logan : 05-09-2011 at 04:18 PM.

05-09-2011, 04:19 PM	#8
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Well, blind dates are sometimes a tall task for people. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-09-2011, 04:03 PM	#2
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I always wanted to bang a midget

05-09-2011, 04:04 PM	#4
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I have a similar experience involving being set up by someone I thought I could trust and height being a factor, so this is pretty funny to me to see right now.

05-09-2011, 04:31 PM	#11
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Can't attach multiple pics on one message...weird. Why does my sister hate me you ask?? She doesn't...I swear __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature. Last edited by Ben E Lou : 05-10-2011 at 10:03 AM.

05-09-2011, 04:32 PM	#12
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	IIRC, 4 foot even is the "official" over/under for the term "midget" edit to add: Q: What is the definition of dwarfism? A: Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that.The average height of an adult with dwarfism is 4’0, but typical heights range from 2’8 to 4’8. http://www.lpaonline.org/mc/page.do?...gId=lpa#Midget __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis Last edited by JonInMiddleGA : 05-09-2011 at 04:36 PM.

05-09-2011, 04:36 PM	#13
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I think you make a cute couple ducks

05-09-2011, 04:37 PM	#14
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	You were a trooper to hang in there to the extent that she actually enjoyed the date. That's the nice guy curse/aftermath.

05-09-2011, 04:52 PM	#19
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	To be clear - height's not the factor in my case...I have two friends that also fall under that 4'10 definition Jon posted above, who are like sisters to me. More of the factor was that she's uneducated, not politically a match (this is the kind of person who's probably a birther), and just...not even remotely attractive to me. The height is just...an amusing identifying characteristic.

05-09-2011, 05:15 PM	#22
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	DT needs to get off his high horse and get down with this chick. __________________ ...

05-09-2011, 05:16 PM	#23
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Tell her you're gay. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-09-2011, 05:26 PM	#29
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	DT, Chief Rum has a dating thread. Let's combine both of these threads by hooking him up with the midget!!!!

05-09-2011, 05:41 PM	#33
claphamsa Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: non white trash MD	wow DT she looks like shes about 50! i had a blind date with a 6 foot 5 women once... very awkward. __________________ Dominating Warewolf for 0 games! GIT R DUN!!!

05-09-2011, 05:45 PM	#35
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	This thread is totally cracking me up. WTG. __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-09-2011, 06:05 PM	#36
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	DT is going to end up marrying this girl and 5 years from now this thread is going to get bumpbed and things are going to be very awkward

05-09-2011, 06:07 PM	#37
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Quite frankly and I'm not trying to be mean here, but that hair cut of hers makes her look like a lesbian. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-09-2011, 06:40 PM	#40
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	So when are you and Mickey Rooney getting married? __________________ ...

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JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	You going to take her to see the Hobbit? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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05-09-2011, 06:55 PM	#45
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	You should write back saying you are going through a sex change operation and that by looking at her hair cut, she is obviously a lesbian, so there's still a chance. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	DT's family must really hate him or he has some...odd...tastes in women

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JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I know DT has been wanting to drop a little weight, didn't know it was this. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 Last edited by JediKooter : 05-09-2011 at 07:13 PM.

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