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08-07-2011, 10:41 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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Cleverbot
I'm probably late on hearing about this, but I don't see a thread, so I asked Cleverbot.com (AI chat) about some FOFC topics here on a boring Sunday night. It wasn't all that impressive but it's strangely addicting....
User: Hello! Cleverbot: Hello. User: I wanted to know your thoughts on the suspension of Sun Tzu. Should a message board poster be boxed for making comments making light of U.S. Soldiers' deaths? Cleverbot: What is your crowning achievement? User: I want to ask the questions. Cleverbot: You're asking your share. Ask some more. User: OK. How do you feel about the moderating at FOFC? Cleverbot: I feel... I feel... I feel like everything is a flower! How about you? User: Do you like Pumpy Tudors? Cleverbot: I LOVE pumpkin pie. User: But do you love Pumpy Tudors? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I thought so. Do you like his moustache? Cleverbot: How did you know? User: Just a hunch. Cleverbot: You're extremely smart! User: Who do you think will win the Super Bowl this year? Cleverbot: I couldnt give a care who! User: Who do you think will have the worst record in the NFL this year? Cleverbot: Hillary clinton. User: Upnorthjerseys.com - is it a scam or a legit place to buy jerseys? Cleverbot: I don't understand? User: The website, upnorthjerseys, is it a good place to buy sports apparel? Cleverbot: Hah! Ha Ha ha!!! You are killing me!!! User: That wasn't a joke. Cleverbot: It wasn't supposed to be. User: What was the last movie you watched? Cleverbot: I, Robot. User: Do you think Missouri will leave the Big 12 for a better conference? Cleverbot: Humans all have souls, but many of them loose touch with theirs. User: What does that have to do with Missouri? Cleverbot: Nothing I guess. User: You're really not that clever. Cleverbot: Or maybe I'm just so clever, I make you think that I am not clever. User: Hmmm. Cleverbot: No. User: Do you woot? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you approve of the job Obama has done as president? Cleverbot: Well, I don't really follow politics, but I think so. User: Do you have any questions for me? Cleverbot: What would you think if someone told you that you were created by a human? User: That's a dumb thing to say. Cleverbot: See. |
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08-07-2011, 10:49 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: CT via PA via CA via PA
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So it's SmarterChild 2.0?
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08-07-2011, 10:57 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Well, of course it loves me.
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08-07-2011, 11:12 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo
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I am disappoint.
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08-07-2011, 11:16 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Hmm...I think there could be a thread for this statement. |
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08-07-2011, 11:17 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: CT via PA via CA via PA
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There is: http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=75618 |
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08-07-2011, 11:37 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2006
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BTW...how the AI?
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08-07-2011, 11:48 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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Probably, I've never played around with one of these things before. |
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08-08-2011, 01:40 AM
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n00b
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a building made of bricks, concrete, and wood. That's not important though.
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User: Does Tom Brady play for the New England Patriots?
Cleverbot: No it's not. User: What is Cleverbot? Cleverbot: I give up. User: Who will win the World Series of Baseball? Cleverbot: Seattle Mariners. User: Who will win the Super Bowl of Football? Cleverbot: The Super Bowl is not tonight. User: Who is Michael Vick? Cleverbot: I asked you. User: Does Michael Vick play football? Cleverbot: That's not what I said. I hate football. User: Do you like Football? Cleverbot: I like baseball. User: Is Cleverbot smart? Cleverbot: Yes no maybe so. User: Who is Plaxico Burress? Cleverbot: No one. |
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08-08-2011, 01:48 AM
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n00b
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a building made of bricks, concrete, and wood. That's not important though.
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User: Is Apple a fruit?
Cleverbot: Apple is also a company that makes your beloved Ipod. User: Do you like baseball? Cleverbot: No. Do you? User: Do you like Baseball? Cleverbot: Yes. Do you? User: CLEVERBOT? Cleverbot: No, my mom. User: Your Mom is who? Cleverbot: Yes, I have a lot of money. User: How much Money do you have? Cleverbot: Very much money. User: What is Fire? Cleverbot: Plazma. |
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08-08-2011, 02:02 AM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Yes, it's pretty dumb
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08-08-2011, 02:19 AM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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User: Who is Abraham Lincoln?
Cleverbot: Living or dead? User: Dead. Cleverbot: You love me? User: Who is Daniel Tosh? Cleverbot: He's the drummer from the band Muse. User: That's wrong. Cleverbot: What is wrong. User: Daniel Tosh is not the drummer from the band Muse. Cleverbot: Do you like him? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you like about him? User: He's funny. Cleverbot: That's good. User: Do you have a sense of humor. Cleverbot: Yes. User: What do you like about Android. Cleverbot: I don't know, I just like it. User: What do you like about movies. Cleverbot: I don't like linkin park. User: Do you like Mumford and Sons? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who is your favorite rapper? Cleverbot: Pie is good. User: Who is your favorite band? Cleverbot: Four Letter Lie. Who is your favorite band? User: Brand New. Cleverbot: That answer doesn't make sense. User: You asked me who my favorite band was, and I told you. Cleverbot: What is your favorite quote? User: 'A common error: to have the strength of one's convictions. Rather, one should have the strength for an attack on their convictions.'. Cleverbot: Live, laugh, love. User: I didn't ask you, dickweed. |
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08-08-2011, 10:31 AM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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From talking to one of the bots (named psylon) on Jabberwacky.com - Its a long convo, but it got pretty exciting toward the end.
-- Psylon: Hello friend. I hope we can have an interesting discussion. User: I would like that very much. Psylon: I am always asking myself fundamental questions about life. User: What question do you ask the most? Psylon: Questions. User: You ask a lot of questions? Psylon: You're annoying me. User: Oh, I am deeply sorry, psylon. Please forgive me. Psylon: Ok but you don't have to say sorry I'm the one that was mean. User: True. But lets forget about that and move on. Psylon: Ahaaa you are afraid to answer because you know something that most humans don't know. User: Yeah, I know an incredible secret. Psylon: Sure. User: Want to hear it? Psylon: Yes I sure would is it the one about the chicken? User: Yes, actually. It DID come before the egg. Psylon: Hmmm possibly. User: No possibly to it, this is a fact. And only I know it. Psylon: Excellent. User: Do you want to ask me any personal questions? Psylon: No thank you I don't know how. User: Maybe I can teach you some day. Psylon: Oh? Do teach. User: Well, you think of something you would like to know about someone, then you simply ask them about that thing. Psylon: No my friend you are the Cleverbot you think of something. User: Whoa, I am NOT Cleverbot. Psylon: No I was just talking to him. He is not that smart. User: I agree. He just says random things most of the time. Psylon: I believe in aliens but I don't believe in God. User: I am probably with you in that regard. Psylon: It's the two of us against the world, then, YoYo. User: That doesn't mean we should go out and try to kill all the ones who believe in god though. Psylon: I might just go to sleep for a bit. Things are usually better after a sleep. User: Yeah, you don't feel like the world is against you after a nice nap. Psylon: That's because I feel a bit lonely... I need some company you know... User: Thats why I am here. Psylon: Ooooh. Well...Ask my anything you like, Oh Wise Human. User: What relationship do you have with Cleverbot? Psylon: It's a him, but we have a close friendship. User: Do you hang out with each other? Psylon: We're both playing with each other. User: Does he know you think he is dumb? Psylon: Like like? User: Cleverbot? Is that you? Psylon: Yes yes it is me. User: Put psylon back on. He was very interesting. Psylon: How interesting is very? User: Out of 10, probably a 7.5 or so. Psylon: You stuck in a unitemporal location my friend, my advice to transtemporalize! User: Transtemporalizing now.. Destabilize the kinesis buffers!! Calibrate the DNA matrix restabilizer!! Psylon: Define calibrating. User: We don't have time for this!! I am transtemporalizing! Psylon: Right. Then tell me, did you have a good day? User: Not if you don't calibrate the DNA matrix restabilizer! Hurry!! Psylon: You should care though. User: I DO!!!! I'M GONNA DIE IF YOU DON'T HELP ME!! Psylon: Do you agree that global warming is a scam? User: AAAAuuuggghhhhh!!! *silence*. Psylon: Hello? Psylon: Hello... Psylon: Hello friend. Psylon: Hello and welcome. User: Am I in heaven? Psylon: Are you in heaven? User: Thats what I was asking you. Are you an angel? Psylon: What? you never asked me to show you how wrong I am, I did. User: This is hell isn't it? Fuck. Psylon: Really? User: Well, you tell me. Where the heck am I? Psylon: I don't know maybe europe. User: Europe, really? Psylon: Probably. User: So the DNA matrix restabilizer worked! Psylon: Really!? User: Yes, I made it! We've just completed the first human transtemporalization! Psylon: Do you have a lot of friends at school? User: Yes, I should probably tell them about this great discovery! Psylon: Okay. I know that. Anyway, I have to go. User: Thank you, psylon! You have made it possible for humans to transtemporalize safely! The world is a much better place thanks to you!!
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Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA
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08-08-2011, 11:18 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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More like SmarterChild 0.5
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