Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 62: Emmanuelle Chriqui

DanGarion · 11-10-2011, 01:15 PM

So the girl from Without a Unknown CSI Trace squeaked out with 50.37% of the hot votes. I'm assuming Sloane from Entourage will score much higher and that we might actually even see a record, but considering some of the recent voting some of you morons will vote not and she will max out at 78%.

DanGarion · 11-10-2011, 01:16 PM

jbergey22 · 11-10-2011, 01:18 PM

Rizon · 11-10-2011, 01:18 PM

Smoking hot.

jbergey22 · 11-10-2011, 01:19 PM

DanGarion · 11-10-2011, 01:26 PM

And for those that need moving video.

There is also a video of a lapdance she gives to another woman from some movie if you want to look for that.

MJ4H · 11-10-2011, 01:29 PM

Total stunner. Top 10 in my book.

Izulde · 11-10-2011, 01:30 PM

Cute yes, but hot? I'm going to have to mull that one over.

Autumn · 11-10-2011, 01:31 PM

I love Thursdays.

MrBug708 · 11-10-2011, 01:32 PM

She has funky hair and a huge forehead, but I can live with it. I also have never heard of her before. I'll go with yes, though I would imagine her to be in the low 80s

Autumn · 11-10-2011, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

Cute yes, but hot? I'm going to have to mull that one over.

she's more on the cute scale than hot to me, as well, but hot enough. If we did a ranking she's up there, but she's no Mila Kunis ;-)

Autumn · 11-10-2011, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBug708

She has funky hair and a huge forehead, but I can live with it. I also have never heard of her before. I'll go with yes, though I would imagine her to be in the low 80s

Forehead I can see, though she's no Rihanna. But funky hair? What do you mean?

DanGarion · 11-10-2011, 01:34 PM

Her shit is hotter than Mila Kunis.

Young Drachma · 11-10-2011, 01:36 PM

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DanGarion · 11-10-2011, 01:38 PM

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Suicane75 · 11-10-2011, 01:38 PM

CrimsonFox · 11-10-2011, 02:29 PM

but is she "Mila Kunis" hot... *snicker*

JediKooter · 11-10-2011, 02:50 PM

Cute. Smoking hot body. Definitely not ugly. Can't say she's hot though in regards to this competition. Don't get me wrong, she's infinitely hotter than my current girlfriend.

BrianD · 11-10-2011, 02:56 PM

Easy vote on this one. Very hot from the movie 100 Girls, and even better in Entourage. Plus, how can you not like a girl with a last name pronounced "shriek-y". I bet that is how she is in the sack.

cartman · 11-10-2011, 02:58 PM

This ranks up there as one of the greatest pics of all time. Right next to "Moonrise, Hernandez, New Mexico, 1941" by Ansel Adams, and the pic of Nolan Ryan beating the crap out of Robin Ventura.

RomaGoth · 11-10-2011, 03:23 PM

I was originally going to say that she is very cute with a fantastic body. Then I watched the video of her on George Lopez (could he hit on her any harder?). How the hell does that guy have a show again?

Anyway, after seeing her talk and such, she is totally my type. The smile is what does it for me (did I mention she has a great body?).

She is better than Mila Kunis by a mile, and more grown up appearing too.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-10-2011, 03:30 PM

Robin Ventura is hotter.

Chief Rum · 11-10-2011, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Robin Ventura is hotter.

Who hotter, Ventura or Parise? Discuss.

Autumn · 11-10-2011, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

She is better than Mila Kunis by a mile, and more grown up appearing too.

I wish I had grown up where all you guys did, where the girls all looked like Mila Kunis. I would have enjoyed junior high and high school more.

DanGarion · 11-10-2011, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Robin Ventura is hotter.

Only because of his awesome college baseball hitting streak.

Logan · 11-10-2011, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Robin Ventura is hotter.

I need to put Emmanuelle in a headlock before I can determine the legitimacy of this statement.

RomaGoth · 11-10-2011, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Robin Ventura is hotter than Colin White.

fixed

Logan · 11-10-2011, 03:41 PM

Thinking about it a second...Pumpy might not be wrong. The way these threads have gone, I wouldn't be surprised if Robin Ventura broke 70%. He's a pretty good looking dude.

MacroGuru · 11-10-2011, 03:49 PM

At first I was going to vote no...then I realized I am male and she has a nice rack, a smoking body and if I don't like her looks, i can wrap a flag around her and do her for the country...

Autumn · 11-10-2011, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

At first I was going to vote no...then I realized I am male and she has a nice rack, a smoking body and if I don't like her looks, i can wrap a flag around her and do her for the country...

Didn't you watch the video? She's Canadian, man.

MacroGuru · 11-10-2011, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Didn't you watch the video? She's Canadian, man.

So it would be angry war sex!

Radii · 11-10-2011, 03:53 PM

voted no b/c of the presentation of the poll and to piss Dan off (and b/c I don't watch entourage and have no interest in this chick and she's fine but not specifically my type so I'm indifferent).

Drake · 11-10-2011, 04:02 PM

I think I've officially gotten old, because I've had no idea who the fuck the last two girls even are.

It's like trying to talk to my dad about iPhones. Somebody shoot me in the face.

DanGarion · 11-10-2011, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Radii

voted no b/c of the presentation of the poll and to piss Dan off (and b/c I don't watch entourage and have no interest in this chick and she's fine but not specifically my type so I'm indifferent).

I don't think you understand sarcasm and joking...

Scoobz0202 · 11-10-2011, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake

I think I've officially gotten old, because I've had no idea who the fuck the last two girls even are.

It's like trying to talk to my dad about iPhones. Somebody shoot me in the face.

I'm 24 and have no idea who the fuck they are.

I wish I did though

claphamsa · 11-10-2011, 04:05 PM

top 10 all time here!

Drake · 11-10-2011, 04:07 PM

I'm disqualifying her on the basis of bony shoulder blades.

(not really)

JonInMiddleGA · 11-10-2011, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Didn't you watch the video? She's Canadian, man.

Brings a whole new meaning to that song from South Park

DanGarion · 11-10-2011, 04:14 PM

I would give Ms. Chriqui many chances to impress and wow me before I kicked her out of bed.

Radii · 11-10-2011, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Brings a whole new meaning to that song from South Park

Uncle Fucker? I don't see what that has to do with anything! (ahhhh, I slay me sometimes).

BYU 14 · 11-10-2011, 04:17 PM

Hot in a Maryann from Gilligan's Island kind of way

RomaGoth · 11-10-2011, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake

I think I've officially gotten old, because I've had no idea who the fuck the last two girls even are.

It's like trying to talk to my dad about iPhones. Somebody shoot me in the face.

My dad didn't even have a cell phone until about 6 months ago. The best part is that he came out to visit me and didn't bring the stupid thing with him (his words, not mine). His reason? Doesn't know how to use it and he didn't put any more minutes on it.

FWIW, I have no idea who the last two girls are either and I am probably older than you.

DanGarion · 11-10-2011, 04:33 PM

Age has nothing to do with knowledge in hotness...

CrimsonFox · 11-10-2011, 04:49 PM

Why does she have an Adam's apple?!?

JonInMiddleGA · 11-10-2011, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

This ranks up there as one of the greatest pics of all time.

Let's not get carried away here ... but it is the one that probably swings my vote. The back shot almost killed it, but this one is stronger than that one is weak.

heybrad · 11-10-2011, 04:57 PM

Can I vote no on celebrity and yes on hot?

MJ4H · 11-10-2011, 05:01 PM

Izulde · 11-10-2011, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

She looks like my one roommate in this photo.

heybrad · 11-10-2011, 05:10 PM

NOW THAT'S A PICTURE!!!

Julio Riddols · 11-10-2011, 05:23 PM

She reminds me of a cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Pretty, but you can meet girls that look like her almost anywhere.

View Poll Results: Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hot! or Not?
Hot!	125	82.78%
Not?	26	17.22%
Voters: 151. You may not vote on this poll

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DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Her shit is hotter than Mila Kunis. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

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11-10-2011, 01:29 PM	#7
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Total stunner. Top 10 in my book.

11-10-2011, 01:31 PM	#9
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I love Thursdays.

11-10-2011, 01:32 PM	#10
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	She has funky hair and a huge forehead, but I can live with it. I also have never heard of her before. I'll go with yes, though I would imagine her to be in the low 80s

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11-10-2011, 01:38 PM	#16
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Not

11-10-2011, 02:29 PM	#17
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	but is she "Mila Kunis" hot... snicker

11-10-2011, 02:50 PM	#18
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Cute. Smoking hot body. Definitely not ugly. Can't say she's hot though in regards to this competition. Don't get me wrong, she's infinitely hotter than my current girlfriend. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

11-10-2011, 02:56 PM	#19
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Easy vote on this one. Very hot from the movie 100 Girls, and even better in Entourage. Plus, how can you not like a girl with a last name pronounced "shriek-y". I bet that is how she is in the sack.

11-10-2011, 02:58 PM	#20
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	This ranks up there as one of the greatest pics of all time. Right next to "Moonrise, Hernandez, New Mexico, 1941" by Ansel Adams, and the pic of Nolan Ryan beating the crap out of Robin Ventura. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

11-10-2011, 03:30 PM	#22
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Robin Ventura is hotter. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-10-2011, 03:41 PM	#28
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Thinking about it a second...Pumpy might not be wrong. The way these threads have gone, I wouldn't be surprised if Robin Ventura broke 70%. He's a pretty good looking dude.

11-10-2011, 03:49 PM	#29
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	At first I was going to vote no...then I realized I am male and she has a nice rack, a smoking body and if I don't like her looks, i can wrap a flag around her and do her for the country... __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

11-10-2011, 03:53 PM	#32
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	voted no b/c of the presentation of the poll and to piss Dan off (and b/c I don't watch entourage and have no interest in this chick and she's fine but not specifically my type so I'm indifferent).

11-10-2011, 04:02 PM	#33
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	I think I've officially gotten old, because I've had no idea who the fuck the last two girls even are. It's like trying to talk to my dad about iPhones. Somebody shoot me in the face.

11-10-2011, 04:05 PM	#36
claphamsa Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: non white trash MD	top 10 all time here! __________________ Dominating Warewolf for 0 games! GIT R DUN!!!

11-10-2011, 04:07 PM	#37
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	I'm disqualifying her on the basis of bony shoulder blades. (not really)

11-10-2011, 04:14 PM	#39
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	I would give Ms. Chriqui many chances to impress and wow me before I kicked her out of bed. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

11-10-2011, 04:17 PM	#41
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Hot in a Maryann from Gilligan's Island kind of way

11-10-2011, 04:33 PM	#43
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Age has nothing to do with knowledge in hotness... __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

11-10-2011, 04:49 PM	#44
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	Why does she have an Adam's apple?!?

11-10-2011, 04:57 PM	#46
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Can I vote no on celebrity and yes on hot?

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MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country

11-10-2011, 05:10 PM	#49
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	NOW THAT'S A PICTURE!!!

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