Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 66: Kate Upton

DanGarion · 12-08-2011, 09:56 PM

Honest, I think Kate Mara got a raw deal, 58.9%? Really? Anyway another Kate is Up, as in Upton. This is when the difference between men and boys will be show. She's a celebrity because she is a Victoria's Secret model and was in Sports Illustrated. I'm predicting 90% but considering the last HoN she might end up at 50%.

DanGarion · 12-08-2011, 09:56 PM

RedKingGold · 12-08-2011, 10:03 PM

Voterbated.

DanGarion · 12-08-2011, 10:04 PM

It's not easy to find pictures with her in clothes other than swinsuits and lingerie.

Even though I know I'm supposed to think she is hot, I'm on the fence with how I'm going to vote, sure she has great assets, but she is blonde which is a strike against her, plus I'm not sold on her face... But that's just me.

bulletsponge · 12-08-2011, 10:05 PM

id throw any one of you down a flight of stairs just to sniff her panty's

DaddyTorgo · 12-08-2011, 10:05 PM

Those aren't great "good face" pics frankly. Hang on.

EagleFan · 12-08-2011, 10:05 PM

Hot!!!

DanGarion · 12-08-2011, 10:05 PM

DanGarion · 12-08-2011, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Those aren't great "good face" pics frankly. Hang on.

I went through the first 4 pages of google image and that is what I got.

Tigercat · 12-08-2011, 10:06 PM

My preference away from blondes showed up here, although your particular selection of pictures almost swayed me. Just has that overly done over (makeup, plastic surgery?) and blond look that can be a turn off. In spite of some nice assets.

Tigercat · 12-08-2011, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

It's not easy to find pictures with her in clothes other than swinsuits and lingerie.

Even though I know I'm supposed to think she is hot, I'm on the fence with how I'm going to vote, sure she has great assets, but she is blonde which is a strike against her, plus I'm not sold on her face... But that's just me.

Ha, spooky that I was typing out almost the same exact thoughts at the same time.

DanGarion · 12-08-2011, 10:08 PM

And she is a Yankee fan, that is a turn off...

JS19 · 12-08-2011, 10:09 PM

larrymcg421 · 12-08-2011, 10:13 PM

Nope. Not even close.

DanGarion · 12-08-2011, 10:15 PM

I think my issue with her is that her pictures make me want to run the fuck away from her because she looks like she has no personality and wants me to think she is the fucking hottest chick in the world and that her shit doesn't stink.

EagleFan · 12-08-2011, 10:18 PM

Sad early turnout. I guess a lot of the guys here perfer their women to look like 15 year old boys, like that chick from that 70's show...

Buccaneer · 12-08-2011, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

It's not easy to find pictures with her in clothes other than swinsuits and lingerie.

Even though I know I'm supposed to think she is hot, I'm on the fence with how I'm going to vote, sure she has great assets, but she is blonde which is a strike against her, plus I'm not sold on her face... But that's just me.

While I don't disagree, can you understand that someone may apply the same criteria and judgement to Kate Mara (or others)?

bronconick · 12-08-2011, 10:20 PM

This is almost required in this thread, no?

Grover · 12-08-2011, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Sad early turnout. I guess a lot of the guys here perfer their women to look like 15 year old boys, like that chick from that 70's show...

I prefer Kate Mara.

Suicane75 · 12-08-2011, 10:21 PM

Until I died. I mean this. I would do it to her until I died. I would not stop until my heart exploded. I would look down between us and say "my god, look what I'm doing to you" and then I would have most massive and insane heart attack ever on record. Then they'd have to pry my corpse off of her with the mother fucking jaws of life.

sabotai · 12-08-2011, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Sad early turnout. I guess a lot of the guys here perfer their women to look like 15 year old boys, like that chick from that 70's show...

I was going to vote Hot, but this post makes me want to vote Not purely out of spite....

DanGarion · 12-08-2011, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Sad early turnout. I guess a lot of the guys here perfer their women to look like 15 year old boys, like that chick from that 70's show...

I voted not for both. How about that.

DanGarion · 12-08-2011, 10:27 PM

Quote:

It's not easy to find pictures with her in clothes other than swinsuits and lingerie.

Even though I know I'm supposed to think she is hot, I'm on the fence with how I'm going to vote, sure she has great assets, but she is blonde which is a strike against her, plus I'm not sold on her face... But that's just me.

While I don't disagree, can you understand that someone may apply the same criteria and judgement to Kate Mara (or others)?

I never said I didn't...

JonInMiddleGA · 12-08-2011, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

I think my issue with her is that her pictures make me want to run the fuck away from her because she looks like she has no personality and wants me to think she is the fucking hottest chick in the world and that her shit doesn't stink.

I think that's something similar to the vibe I'm getting, or close enough to sound right anyway.. So far I've seen one picture in the thread (autograph session, peach colored dress) that really said "hot" to me, the rest just said something between your description of it & "I'm trying way too damned hard here".

Suicane75 · 12-08-2011, 10:50 PM

Ok look, I'm not here to shout my love to the heavens or to slam anyone who says not but you'd be doing yourself a disservice to be swayed by certain modeling shots that dress her up to appear a certain way. Youtube her, look at the natural her, she's as close to the All-American Girl as you are ever gonna find. If all that god stuff is true, I imagine Eve looked a lot like her.

Izulde · 12-08-2011, 10:52 PM

Hot x 1000000.

path12 · 12-08-2011, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Until I died. I mean this. I would do it to her until I died. I would not stop until my heart exploded. I would look down between us and say "my god, look what I'm doing to you" and then I would have most massive and insane heart attack ever on record. Then they'd have to pry my corpse off of her with the mother fucking jaws of life.

Suicane must go through Kleenex like nobody's business.

I voted hot.

cartman · 12-08-2011, 11:12 PM

More video goodness:

Pumpy Tudors · 12-08-2011, 11:15 PM

Matthean · 12-08-2011, 11:44 PM

No in vast part due to age difference. 18 year old girls do nothing for me these days.

Groundhog · 12-08-2011, 11:48 PM

I voted 'hot' but in truth she is way too young looking for me to consider "hot" without feeling creepy.

Izulde · 12-09-2011, 12:43 AM

I'm stunned at the current voting. She's like one of the hottest girls on the entire planet IMO.

Rizon · 12-09-2011, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde

I'm stunned at the current voting. She's like one of the hottest girls on the entire planet IMO.

One would have to be seriously fucking out of their mind to not think she's ultimate hot.

MrBug708 · 12-09-2011, 01:09 AM

RainMaker · 12-09-2011, 01:09 AM

15 Nos? Really?

Julio Riddols · 12-09-2011, 01:17 AM

Anyone notice how different she looks in the SI.com pics compared to the others? Their airbrush artist seems to suck ass. She looks borderline retarded in those to me. In the rest she seems like a fun chick and is definitely hot, but not my type enough to get a vote. I won't vote no either though.

larrymcg421 · 12-09-2011, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RainMaker

15 Nos? Really?

Yeah, I can't believe there aren't a ton more.

Izulde · 12-09-2011, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larrymcg421

Yeah, I can't believe there aren't a ton more.

Put the crack pipe down, son.

Surtt · 12-09-2011, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronconick

This is almost required in this thread, no?

This.
I give her a lifetime achievement award, on the grounds of this gif.

I know she will/has grow old and fat. But for one shining moment....

Danny · 12-09-2011, 02:11 AM

Well, 30% of FOFC obviously have a psychological affliction to only admitting they find women hot who they are not supposed to think are hot. In this way, they find certain women more attractive because they are feel their fondness of said women is unique and against the mainstream in some way.

JonInMiddleGA · 12-09-2011, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

If all that god stuff is true, I imagine Eve looked a lot like her.

Then so do a good 20% of the undergrad girls on the UGA campus (the grad students they're f'n homely as hell).

Izulde · 12-09-2011, 02:23 AM

The UGA campus has a smorgasbord of insanely hot, totally awesome blonde women?

I call BS.

jbergey22 · 12-09-2011, 02:24 AM

I think Dan is manipulating the voting

After watching the video the pics did her a disservice.

JonInMiddleGA · 12-09-2011, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde

The UGA campus has a smorgasbord of insanely hot, totally awesome blonde women? I call BS.

Cruise even the so-so section of sorority row & you'll see a half-dozen girls who look like this girl. And I'm not exactly prone to handing out praise for anything associated with UGA.

Granted, this time of year they're likely to have on more clothes than the girl in the pictures but it's not an uncommon look.

Izulde · 12-09-2011, 02:31 AM

Hmm come to think of it, my fraternity has a chapter at UGA...

Suicane75 · 12-09-2011, 03:16 AM

I could walk through downtown Newark (I'm not gonna) and find a lot of super hot babes, that's not the point. I'm sure UGA is full of super hot blonds whom I'd want to bang, I'm sure the same can be said for Nebraska Technical Institute. I understand that the world is full of attractive women.

None of these facts do a thing to diminish my theory that Kate Upton is physical perfection.

RedKingGold · 12-09-2011, 05:24 AM

Hot or Not needs to be discontinued, people are just voting "no" out of spite from previous polls.

IrishHand · 12-09-2011, 06:51 AM

Or perhaps they think she's just not "hot", however we define the term. I don't. *shrug*

Ksyrup · 12-09-2011, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Cruise even the so-so section of sorority row & you'll see a half-dozen girls who look like this girl. And I'm not exactly prone to handing out praise for anything associated with UGA.

Granted, this time of year they're likely to have on more clothes than the girl in the pictures but it's not an uncommon look.

Certainly applied to FSU when I was there. Kinda made me wish i'd gone there for undergrad and not just law school. By then I felt like a dirty old man - washed up by age 24.

Ksyrup · 12-09-2011, 07:17 AM

I think age definitely has something to do with it. I'm atracted to women more my age, imperfections and all. In the original set of pics, the bottom-right shot she looks like she's maybe 16. Total turn-off.

View Poll Results: Kate Upton, Hot? or Not?
Hot!	126	71.59%
Not!	50	28.41%
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12-08-2011, 09:56 PM	#2
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12-08-2011, 10:04 PM	#4
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	It's not easy to find pictures with her in clothes other than swinsuits and lingerie. Even though I know I'm supposed to think she is hot, I'm on the fence with how I'm going to vote, sure she has great assets, but she is blonde which is a strike against her, plus I'm not sold on her face... But that's just me. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-08-2011, 10:05 PM	#6
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Those aren't great "good face" pics frankly. Hang on. Last edited by DaddyTorgo : 12-08-2011 at 10:07 PM.

12-08-2011, 10:05 PM	#7
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12-08-2011, 10:03 PM	#3
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	Voterbated.

12-08-2011, 10:05 PM	#5
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	id throw any one of you down a flight of stairs just to sniff her panty's

12-08-2011, 10:06 PM	#10
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	My preference away from blondes showed up here, although your particular selection of pictures almost swayed me. Just has that overly done over (makeup, plastic surgery?) and blond look that can be a turn off. In spite of some nice assets.

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12-08-2011, 10:09 PM	#13
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12-08-2011, 10:15 PM	#15
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	I think my issue with her is that her pictures make me want to run the fuck away from her because she looks like she has no personality and wants me to think she is the fucking hottest chick in the world and that her shit doesn't stink. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-08-2011, 10:18 PM	#16
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Sad early turnout. I guess a lot of the guys here perfer their women to look like 15 year old boys, like that chick from that 70's show... __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

12-08-2011, 10:20 PM	#18
bronconick College Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kalamazoo, MI	This is almost required in this thread, no?

12-08-2011, 10:21 PM	#20
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Until I died. I mean this. I would do it to her until I died. I would not stop until my heart exploded. I would look down between us and say "my god, look what I'm doing to you" and then I would have most massive and insane heart attack ever on record. Then they'd have to pry my corpse off of her with the mother fucking jaws of life.

12-08-2011, 10:50 PM	#25
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Ok look, I'm not here to shout my love to the heavens or to slam anyone who says not but you'd be doing yourself a disservice to be swayed by certain modeling shots that dress her up to appear a certain way. Youtube her, look at the natural her, she's as close to the All-American Girl as you are ever gonna find. If all that god stuff is true, I imagine Eve looked a lot like her.

12-08-2011, 10:52 PM	#26
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Hot x 1000000. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

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Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I'm stunned at the current voting. She's like one of the hottest girls on the entire planet IMO. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

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MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Yes

12-09-2011, 01:09 AM	#35
RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	15 Nos? Really?

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Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Anyone notice how different she looks in the SI.com pics compared to the others? Their airbrush artist seems to suck ass. She looks borderline retarded in those to me. In the rest she seems like a fun chick and is definitely hot, but not my type enough to get a vote. I won't vote no either though. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

12-09-2011, 02:11 AM	#40
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Well, 30% of FOFC obviously have a psychological affliction to only admitting they find women hot who they are not supposed to think are hot. In this way, they find certain women more attractive because they are feel their fondness of said women is unique and against the mainstream in some way.

12-09-2011, 02:23 AM	#42
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	The UGA campus has a smorgasbord of insanely hot, totally awesome blonde women? I call BS. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

12-09-2011, 02:24 AM	#43
jbergey22 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Minnesota	I think Dan is manipulating the voting After watching the video the pics did her a disservice.

12-09-2011, 02:31 AM	#45
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Hmm come to think of it, my fraternity has a chapter at UGA... __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

12-09-2011, 03:16 AM	#46
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I could walk through downtown Newark (I'm not gonna) and find a lot of super hot babes, that's not the point. I'm sure UGA is full of super hot blonds whom I'd want to bang, I'm sure the same can be said for Nebraska Technical Institute. I understand that the world is full of attractive women. None of these facts do a thing to diminish my theory that Kate Upton is physical perfection.

12-09-2011, 05:24 AM	#47
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	Hot or Not needs to be discontinued, people are just voting "no" out of spite from previous polls.

12-09-2011, 06:51 AM	#48
IrishHand Mascot Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Annapolis, MD	Or perhaps they think she's just not "hot", however we define the term. I don't. shrug Last edited by IrishHand : 12-09-2011 at 06:51 AM.

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I think age definitely has something to do with it. I'm atracted to women more my age, imperfections and all. In the original set of pics, the bottom-right shot she looks like she's maybe 16. Total turn-off. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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