Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 66: Kate Upton - Page 6

CrimsonFox · 12-12-2011, 05:34 AM

So who's turn is it to milk Kate Upton?

Autumn · 12-12-2011, 09:09 AM

Pumpy Tudors · 12-12-2011, 12:19 PM

i still have no idea who this bitch is

Passacaglia · 12-12-2011, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

i still have no idea who this bitch is

Her name is in the thread title -- Kate Upton.

CrimsonFox · 12-12-2011, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

i still have no idea who this bitch is

Words to live by...
Words of wisdom...
This should be the FOFC motto...

Rizon · 12-12-2011, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

i still have no idea who this bitch is

..

cartman · 12-12-2011, 12:43 PM

She is someone whose food processor I would gladly repair.

Glengoyne · 12-12-2011, 12:50 PM

I think if Autumn's picture above had been posted first, we'd have a different set of results. I know that was the one that removed any little doubt I had about my vote, but I found it in Google Images.

Matthean · 12-12-2011, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

I think if Autumn's picture above had been posted first, we'd have a different set of results. I know that was the one that removed any little doubt I had about my vote, but I found it in Google Images.

Nope.

DanGarion · 12-12-2011, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

I think if Autumn's picture above had been posted first, we'd have a different set of results. I know that was the one that removed any little doubt I had about my vote, but I found it in Google Images.

If that was the only picture I had to vote on her, I would have most definitely voted not, her face does nothing for me, and that picture seals it for me.

CrimsonFox · 12-12-2011, 01:18 PM

They're probably right. The bad pictures would have come out anyway as most don't vote RIGHT away until they see a lot of material.

Might have gotten a FEW more impulse votes.

Suicane75 · 12-12-2011, 01:31 PM

Ahh Jesus H Christ come and save us cause it's getting bad down here.

Bad-example · 12-12-2011, 01:33 PM

Nice boobs. Borderline butterface.

DanGarion · 12-12-2011, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad-example

Nice boobs. Borderline butterface.

Someone gets it. I'm sorry the body is just one factor in hotness.

Grover · 12-12-2011, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad-example

Nice boobs. Borderline butterface.

That's why I voted no. Great body, not so much above the neck.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-12-2011, 01:47 PM

dis bitch is chocolate.

sabotai · 12-12-2011, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad-example

Nice boobs. Borderline butterface.

In most of the pics I've seen, yeah. But the videos push it to Hot for me (mainly because she looks more like herself in the videos rather than the posed/photoshopped/"caught with a stupid look on her face for a fraction of a second" pics)

Suicane75 · 12-12-2011, 01:56 PM

Which is what I tried to explain way back in the beginning. Most of her modeling stuff she's made up to look younger than she really does. It's not like that Pablo Coyote chick whose eyebrows go with her everywhere.

Glengoyne · 12-12-2011, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

Someone gets it. I'm sorry the body is just one factor in hotness.

Then explain the Anna Kournikova thing?

Autumn · 12-12-2011, 10:40 PM

I think you guys are getting confused. This is a buttaface.

This is not.

DanGarion · 12-12-2011, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

Then explain the Anna Kournikova thing?

Never thought she was hot...

Mustang · 12-12-2011, 10:57 PM

For 99% of the women posted in the hot or not polls... how I vote.

Hot : I'd staple my balls to a 2x4 to do her.

Not Hot : I'd do her.

Toddzilla · 12-13-2011, 12:43 PM

by that measure, she's still hot in my book

MacroGuru · 12-13-2011, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

For 99% of the women posted in the hot or not polls... how I vote.

Hot : I'd staple my balls to a 2x4 to do her.

Not Hot : I'd do her.

+1

Izulde · 12-13-2011, 02:39 PM

I now have 48 people whose opinions on the hotness of women I will regard with much skepticism.

larrymcg421 · 12-13-2011, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde

I now have 48 people whose opinions on the hotness of women I will regard with much skepticism.

And I have 120.

Young Drachma · 12-13-2011, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde

I now have 48 people whose opinions on the hotness of women I will regard with much skepticism.

To be fair, you had a string of nos that defied earthly reality. I'm all for people voting how they want, but...you've often made it sound like your standards were forged by a life surrounded magical calves of hotness.

DanGarion · 12-13-2011, 03:06 PM

This

Isn't hot.

DaddyTorgo · 12-13-2011, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

This

Isn't hot.

You're kidding right?

I mean I get that it's all subjective and personal opinion...but I would like to think there are certain things we can all agree on as commonly hot, and I really would have presumed this was one of them.

Autumn · 12-13-2011, 03:28 PM

It's like our relationship is based on nothing more than a shared awareness of a football text sim. I'm disheartened.

sabotai · 12-13-2011, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

This is what I was talking about. The first pic is very good. She is hot in that pic. The second pic that Dan posted is very very bad. Not hot in that pic.

Which is why given the option, I would choose use 1 or 2 videos for determination over dozens of photos.

EDIT: If someone posted these two pics and I wasn't given a name to go with them, I'd assume they were two different women. That's how off the one pic is from the other.

DaddyTorgo · 12-13-2011, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

It's like our relationship is based on nothing more than a shared awareness of a football text sim. I'm disheartened.

LOL - well played!

DanGarion · 12-13-2011, 03:36 PM

She is a model, she is paid to look good in every picture. Hell I'd even expect 80% of the pictures. The problem is, she doesn't.

I'm not saying there is an objective line that determines this but with a subjective choice like this when I add up everything I see, even the pictures where she looks good, it balances out to below my opinions for hot.

DanGarion · 12-13-2011, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai

This is what I was talking about. The first pic is very good. She is hot in that pic. The second pic that Dan posted is very very bad. Not hot in that pic.

Which is why given the option, I would choose use 1 or 2 videos for determination over dozens of photos.

EDIT: If someone posted these two pics and I wasn't given a name to go with them, I'd assume they were two different women. That's how off the one pic is from the other.

The videos have done nothing to sway me, in fact the one of her doing the dougie or whatever the fuck it was made her even less attractive to me.

cuervo72 · 12-13-2011, 03:39 PM

Any better?

DanGarion · 12-13-2011, 03:40 PM

Rizon · 12-13-2011, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

After several pages on this thread, countless pictures and a few videos, I believe it's pretty clear that he's not going to change his mind. He's dug in.

He is DanGarion.
He does not like Kate Upton,
that DanGarion.
He does not like
kate Upton.
He would not like her
here or there.
He would not like her
anywhere.
He does not like Kate Upton,
that DanGarion.
He does not like
kate Upton.
He does not like her
in a house.
He does not like her
with a mouse.
He does not like her
here or there.
He does not like her
anywhere.
He does not like Kate Upton,
He does not like her, that DanGarion.
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
He would not like her here or there.
He would not like her anywhere.
He would not like Kate Upton.
He does not like her, that DanGarion.
Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Like her! Like her!
Here she is.
He would not,
could not,
in a car
Not in a tree.
He would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let him be.
He does not like her in a box.
He does not like her with a fox
He does not like her in a house
He does not like her with a mouse
He does not like her here or there.
He does not like her anywhere.
He does not like Kate Upton.
He does not like her, that DanGarion.
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Dan! Let me be!
He would not, could not, in a box.
He could not, would not, with a fox.
He does not like her with a mouse
He does not like her in a house.
He does not like her here or there.
He does not like her anywhere.
He do not like them, that DanGarion.
He would not, could not,
in the dark.
He would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
He does not like her, that DanGarion, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
He will not like her here or there.
He does not like them anywhere!
He does not
like her,
that DanGarion.
He would not,
could not.
with a goat!
He could not, would not, on a boat.
He will not, will not, with a goat.
He will not like her in the rain.
He will not like her on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let him be!
He does not like her in a box.
He does not like her with a fox.
He will not like her in a house.
He does not like her with a mouse.
He does not like her here or there.
He does not like her ANYWHERE!
He does not like
Kate Upton!
He does not like her,
that DanGarion.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

/FOFC

DanGarion · 12-13-2011, 04:04 PM

Nice one HB!

Logan · 12-13-2011, 04:09 PM

So now we have the people who claim "I have the right to a different viewpoint that she isn't hot" trying to explain the reasons why she is not hot. Got it.

DanGarion · 12-13-2011, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

So now we have the people who claim "I have the right to a different viewpoint that she isn't hot" trying to explain the reasons why she is not hot. Got it.

I actually though it was pretty obvious that she wasn't hot, but I can understand why others would think she is. I also don't like Angelina Jolie.

JediKooter · 12-13-2011, 04:28 PM

She's got a cute face, but, the disproportionate fake tits and her flat body, loses her several points. Since there's only hot or not hot to chose from, I have to put her in the not hot category. She's not ugly, but, her cons outweigh her pros.

DanGarion · 12-13-2011, 04:29 PM

Jerry Sandunsky would think she is cute. If you know what I mean.

DanGarion · 12-13-2011, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Knock it off.

You're just being extra surly because of the whole Kata Mara fiasco. You put your girl out there and your love for her and the weirdos here (wrongly) smacked her down.

Both Kates deserve better.

Na, I was just making a joke. Anyway, just means more Kate Mara for me. And it's funny you wrote Kata Mara, I kept typing that out over and over again too.

BrianD · 12-13-2011, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

She's got a cute face, but, the disproportionate fake tits and her flat body, loses her several points. Since there's only hot or not hot to chose from, I have to put her in the not hot category. She's not ugly, but, her cons outweigh her pros.

I find it funny that people always assume big=fake. It doesn't take too many pictures/videos to figure out that isn't true, but some jump right to the assumption.

JediKooter · 12-13-2011, 05:07 PM

If they didn't bulge so far outwards, they wouldn't look as fake as they do and for their size and non saggyness...well, only a hands on test could confirm if they are store bought or not.

Rizon · 12-13-2011, 05:08 PM

Some ya'lls seriously set trippin

MJ4H · 12-13-2011, 05:15 PM

No way those are fake.

JediKooter · 12-13-2011, 05:19 PM

They look fake. If they are not fake, they look very unappealing. So they are two things: They are fake and unappealing or they are real and unappealing. Either way, they are completely disproportionate or it's just the fact that she has no other curves that enhance the appearance of enhancement and unappealingness.

But like I said, she's not ugly, she just has disproportionate body parts that knock her below the 'hot' level in my opinion. As a matter of fact, she's quite cute and I'd be more than happy to let her play with my lightsaber.

Rizon · 12-13-2011, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

They look fake. If they are not fake, they look very unappealing. So they are two things: They are fake and unappealing or they are real and unappealing. Either way, they are completely disproportionate or it's just the fact that she has no other curves that enhance the appearance of enhancement and unappealingness.

But like I said, she's not ugly, she just has disproportionate body parts that knock her below the 'hot' level in my opinion. As a matter of fact, she's quite cute and I'd be more than happy to let her play with my lightsaber.

JediKooter · 12-13-2011, 05:26 PM

If a horse shows up on your doorstep, painted up in Chargers colors with lightning bolts on its sides, shitting all over your door...it wasn't me.

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12-12-2011, 12:19 PM	#253
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	i still have no idea who this bitch is __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-12-2011, 12:43 PM	#257
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	She is someone whose food processor I would gladly repair. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

12-12-2011, 01:47 PM	#266
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	dis bitch is chocolate. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-12-2011, 10:57 PM	#272
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12-12-2011, 05:34 AM	#251
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	So who's turn is it to milk Kate Upton?

12-12-2011, 09:09 AM	#252
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME

12-12-2011, 12:50 PM	#258
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	I think if Autumn's picture above had been posted first, we'd have a different set of results. I know that was the one that removed any little doubt I had about my vote, but I found it in Google Images.

12-12-2011, 01:18 PM	#261
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	They're probably right. The bad pictures would have come out anyway as most don't vote RIGHT away until they see a lot of material. Might have gotten a FEW more impulse votes.

12-12-2011, 01:31 PM	#262
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Ahh Jesus H Christ come and save us cause it's getting bad down here.

12-12-2011, 01:33 PM	#263
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	Nice boobs. Borderline butterface.

12-12-2011, 01:56 PM	#268
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Which is what I tried to explain way back in the beginning. Most of her modeling stuff she's made up to look younger than she really does. It's not like that Pablo Coyote chick whose eyebrows go with her everywhere.

12-12-2011, 10:40 PM	#270
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I think you guys are getting confused. This is a buttaface. This is not.

12-13-2011, 12:43 PM	#273
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	by that measure, she's still hot in my book

12-13-2011, 02:39 PM	#275
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I now have 48 people whose opinions on the hotness of women I will regard with much skepticism. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

12-13-2011, 03:06 PM	#278
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	This Isn't hot. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO! Last edited by DanGarion : 12-13-2011 at 03:06 PM.

12-13-2011, 03:28 PM	#280
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	It's like our relationship is based on nothing more than a shared awareness of a football text sim. I'm disheartened.

12-13-2011, 03:36 PM	#283
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	She is a model, she is paid to look good in every picture. Hell I'd even expect 80% of the pictures. The problem is, she doesn't. I'm not saying there is an objective line that determines this but with a subjective choice like this when I add up everything I see, even the pictures where she looks good, it balances out to below my opinions for hot. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-13-2011, 03:39 PM	#285
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Any better?

12-13-2011, 03:40 PM	#286
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	No. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO! Last edited by DanGarion : 12-13-2011 at 03:40 PM.

12-13-2011, 04:04 PM	#288
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Nice one HB! __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-13-2011, 04:09 PM	#289
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	So now we have the people who claim "I have the right to a different viewpoint that she isn't hot" trying to explain the reasons why she is not hot. Got it.

12-13-2011, 04:28 PM	#291
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	She's got a cute face, but, the disproportionate fake tits and her flat body, loses her several points. Since there's only hot or not hot to chose from, I have to put her in the not hot category. She's not ugly, but, her cons outweigh her pros. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

12-13-2011, 04:29 PM	#292
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Jerry Sandunsky would think she is cute. If you know what I mean. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-13-2011, 05:07 PM	#295
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	If they didn't bulge so far outwards, they wouldn't look as fake as they do and for their size and non saggyness...well, only a hands on test could confirm if they are store bought or not. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

12-13-2011, 05:15 PM	#297
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	No way those are fake.

12-13-2011, 05:19 PM	#298
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	They look fake. If they are not fake, they look very unappealing. So they are two things: They are fake and unappealing or they are real and unappealing. Either way, they are completely disproportionate or it's just the fact that she has no other curves that enhance the appearance of enhancement and unappealingness. But like I said, she's not ugly, she just has disproportionate body parts that knock her below the 'hot' level in my opinion. As a matter of fact, she's quite cute and I'd be more than happy to let her play with my lightsaber. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

12-13-2011, 05:26 PM	#300
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	If a horse shows up on your doorstep, painted up in Chargers colors with lightning bolts on its sides, shitting all over your door...it wasn't me. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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