Celebrity Hot or Not 1.0 - Special Edition! - Kate Middleton

Kodos · 02-01-2012, 11:37 AM

Hot...

... or not?

Ksyrup · 02-01-2012, 11:42 AM

Which TV show/movie I've never seen is she from?

Kodos · 02-01-2012, 11:44 AM

I can't tell if it is sarcasm....

She's a princess. Kudos to you if you have avoided all Royal Family coverage.

Rizon · 02-01-2012, 11:48 AM

She has a young MILFiness about her. Which is hot.

Ksyrup · 02-01-2012, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

I can't tell if it is sarcasm....

She's a princess. Kudos to you if you have avoided all Royal Family coverage.

I didn't avoid it, but I damn sure forgot about it. Too many Kate's out there, I guess. All the names run together.

Ksyrup · 02-01-2012, 11:54 AM

Why do people still refer to her pre-princess maiden name?

JediKooter · 02-01-2012, 12:05 PM

I'm seriously disappointed that this isn't a thread about Kate Beckinsale.

spleen1015 · 02-01-2012, 12:05 PM

Why are we circumventing DG's polls? She didn't get enough nominations to be included there.

Kodos · 02-01-2012, 12:09 PM

We're not circumventing DG's version. This is a special edition of the original CHorN polls.

Drake · 02-01-2012, 12:17 PM

I voted Hot, but this poll is a fail without pics.

Rizon · 02-01-2012, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake

I voted Hot, but this poll is a fail without pics.

...

Autumn · 02-01-2012, 12:33 PM

Do I have to do everything around here?

Autumn · 02-01-2012, 12:35 PM

Autumn · 02-01-2012, 12:38 PM

JediKooter · 02-01-2012, 12:50 PM

She's got a hot body.

ISiddiqui · 02-01-2012, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Why do people still refer to her pre-princess maiden name?

This.

She's "Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge" now. It's like called Michelle Obama "Michelle Robinson" because that was her maiden/birth name.

JediKooter · 02-01-2012, 12:59 PM

I'd prefer to call her: Catherine, Owner of Hot Body.

stevew · 02-01-2012, 01:02 PM

Hotness tiebreakers are broken at the family level first. I think Pippa is more attractive. But I don't really think Pippa is all that hot. So by proxy, NOT.

Autumn · 02-01-2012, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

This.

She's "Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge" now. It's like called Michelle Obama "Michelle Robinson" because that was her maiden/birth name.

For my purposes, as someone who pays no attention to the royal family and only know anything about her by osmosis, it's because I've heard Kate Middleton a hundred times, before the marriage, and I've never once heard her called something else. Also because I don't really care.

Ksyrup · 02-01-2012, 01:07 PM

It didn't really register with me who she was precisely because her name is *just* Kate Middleton. I didn't even think royalty, although obviously I remember her now.

Rizon · 02-01-2012, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

She's got a hot body.

This.

She also would look hot behind a baby stroller. Yummy ....

Rizon · 02-01-2012, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Also because I don't really care.

This.

It is not ok to debate what a chick should or should not be called in a Hot or Not Poll. Might as well start a poll on which Maroon 5 guy is hottest.

JediKooter · 02-01-2012, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

... Might as well start a poll on which Maroon 5 guy is hottest.

Ping Pumpy!!

cuervo72 · 02-01-2012, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Hotness tiebreakers are broken at the family level first. I think Pippa is more attractive. But I don't really think Pippa is all that hot. So by proxy, NOT.

There's something about Pippa's face that bugs me. Maybe the forehead, maybe the shape of the eyes. With her eyes and her sometimes darker complexion, she sometimes strikes me as being part Asian, as odd as that may sound.

I think Kate is more attractive, but I'm not sure if she'll hold up well (British stereotype, possibly).

Izulde · 02-01-2012, 01:30 PM

She compensates for a bland face with a good body and fashion sense. Unfortunately, I suspect that she will not age well and do not overall consider her hot.

Kudos for a middle class girl for managing to bag a prince, however. Thus far, she appears to be adapting adequately to the dictates of aristocratic society, which is another plus in her book.

DanGarion · 02-01-2012, 02:20 PM

She got less nominations in 2.0 than Pippa, but in my humble opinion she's hot.

JonInMiddleGA · 02-01-2012, 02:29 PM

At the end of the day, after any & all discussion and consideration, I ultimately have to vote on my overall reaction to everything associated with the contender.

She gets my vote.

Autumn · 02-01-2012, 02:35 PM

Are you saying "if I get a boner" JiMGA?

JonInMiddleGA · 02-01-2012, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Are you saying "if I get a boner" JiMGA?

Nah, cause "cute" can get that under the right conditions.

CrimsonFox · 02-01-2012, 04:05 PM

so what's with this special edition stuff? is this like new vs classic coke?

DanGarion · 02-01-2012, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

so what's with this special edition stuff? is this like new vs classic coke?

Kodos is the original founder of CHoN, so I'm not going to question it. But I will be incorporating Kate's voting into the spreadsheet.

PurdueBrad · 02-01-2012, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Hotness tiebreakers are broken at the family level first. I think Pippa is more attractive. But I don't really think Pippa is all that hot. So by proxy, NOT.

This. Steve, I find I end up agreeing with you on a lot of these so you've either got good taste or we both have awful taste.

JeeberDMack · 02-01-2012, 05:42 PM

Kate, absolutely.

Pippa, not on your life.

lighthousekeeper · 02-01-2012, 07:28 PM

This thread upsets the delicately balanced HoN system.

General Mike · 02-01-2012, 07:35 PM

Right now, yes. 10 years from now? Well I'll be dead by then so who cares.

claphamsa · 02-01-2012, 08:17 PM

fuck no

Kodos · 02-01-2012, 08:52 PM

I just felt compelled to post a poll on her, for whatever reason. I have no plan to make a habit of it.

Suicane75 · 02-01-2012, 09:03 PM

She's got very British thighs/legs.

CrimsonFox · 02-01-2012, 09:25 PM

a very boot oriented person. ehhhhhhhhhh neh

bulletsponge · 02-02-2012, 08:50 AM

lets just say "she can shine my royal scepter anytime"

cuervo72 · 02-03-2012, 09:32 AM

Might someday look like the woman at the 2:58 mark.

Subby · 02-03-2012, 09:39 AM

If I saw this walking down the street in front of my office I would probably do the full 180 turn and jawdrop.

SteveMax58 · 02-03-2012, 09:51 AM

My wife gets told she is Kate Middleton's twin all the time (more so when the wedding thing was in the news).

So yeah, I guess I have to go hot.

Autumn · 02-03-2012, 10:13 AM

pixplzkthx

albionmoonlight · 02-03-2012, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Might someday look like the woman at the 2:58 mark.

yy.

She's slutty, and her ass looks amazing in the right dress, so everyone defaults to her as the "hot" one. But I think that you really need to look at the whole package, not just the gaudy superficial stats. I see Pippa like the Ryan Leaf to Kate's Peyton Manning.

Logan · 02-03-2012, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveMax58

My wife gets told she is Kate Middleton's twin all the time (more so when the wedding thing was in the news).

So yeah, I guess I have to go hot.

My fiancee got the same thing. So SMOKING HOT!

stevew · 09-28-2012, 09:36 AM

So apparently she's still into 1970s grooming. Dutch tabloid looking good in long lens season.

Marc Vaughan · 09-28-2012, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

She's got very British thighs/legs.

Confused ... she looks like she plays soccer a lot?

stevew · 09-28-2012, 11:26 AM

I just assumed she would be the dutchess of hardwoods instead of the dutchess of furberry.

molson · 09-28-2012, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

She has a young MILFiness about her. Which is hot.

I think she has longevity, you can just tell that somehow. She'll be hot at 50.

View Poll Results: Kate Middleton is...
Hot!	88	73.33%
Not!	32	26.67%
Voters: 120. You may not vote on this poll

02-01-2012, 11:42 AM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Which TV show/movie I've never seen is she from? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-01-2012, 11:44 AM	#3
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I can't tell if it is sarcasm.... She's a princess. Kudos to you if you have avoided all Royal Family coverage. __________________ Indiana Hoosiers Football - 2025-26 National Champs The FOFC Ladder History thread

02-01-2012, 11:54 AM	#6
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Why do people still refer to her pre-princess maiden name? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-01-2012, 12:05 PM	#7
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I'm seriously disappointed that this isn't a thread about Kate Beckinsale. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

02-01-2012, 12:05 PM	#8
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Why are we circumventing DG's polls? She didn't get enough nominations to be included there.

02-01-2012, 12:09 PM	#9
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	We're not circumventing DG's version. This is a special edition of the original CHorN polls. __________________ Indiana Hoosiers Football - 2025-26 National Champs The FOFC Ladder History thread

02-01-2012, 12:17 PM	#10
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	I voted Hot, but this poll is a fail without pics.

02-01-2012, 12:33 PM	#12
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Do I have to do everything around here?

02-01-2012, 12:35 PM	#13
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02-01-2012, 12:50 PM	#15
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	She's got a hot body. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

02-01-2012, 12:59 PM	#17
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I'd prefer to call her: Catherine, Owner of Hot Body. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

02-01-2012, 01:02 PM	#18
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Hotness tiebreakers are broken at the family level first. I think Pippa is more attractive. But I don't really think Pippa is all that hot. So by proxy, NOT.

02-01-2012, 01:07 PM	#20
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	It didn't really register with me who she was precisely because her name is just Kate Middleton. I didn't even think royalty, although obviously I remember her now. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-01-2012, 01:30 PM	#25
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	She compensates for a bland face with a good body and fashion sense. Unfortunately, I suspect that she will not age well and do not overall consider her hot. Kudos for a middle class girl for managing to bag a prince, however. Thus far, she appears to be adapting adequately to the dictates of aristocratic society, which is another plus in her book. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

02-01-2012, 02:20 PM	#26
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02-01-2012, 02:29 PM	#27
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	At the end of the day, after any & all discussion and consideration, I ultimately have to vote on my overall reaction to everything associated with the contender. She gets my vote. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

02-01-2012, 02:35 PM	#28
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Are you saying "if I get a boner" JiMGA?

02-01-2012, 04:05 PM	#30
CrimsonFox General Manager Join Date: Dec 2009	so what's with this special edition stuff? is this like new vs classic coke?

02-01-2012, 05:42 PM	#33
JeeberDMack Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Denton, TX	Kate, absolutely. Pippa, not on your life. Last edited by JeeberDMack : 02-01-2012 at 05:43 PM.

02-01-2012, 07:28 PM	#34
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	This thread upsets the delicately balanced HoN system. __________________ ...

02-01-2012, 07:35 PM	#35
General Mike Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The State of Rutgers	Right now, yes. 10 years from now? Well I'll be dead by then so who cares. __________________ Boise Stampede Continental Football League Jacksonville Jaguars GM North American Football League Nebraska Coach FOFC-BBCF Rutgers & Washington coach Bowl Bound-BBCF

02-01-2012, 08:17 PM	#36
claphamsa Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: non white trash MD	fuck no __________________ Dominating Warewolf for 0 games! GIT R DUN!!!

02-01-2012, 08:52 PM	#37
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I just felt compelled to post a poll on her, for whatever reason. I have no plan to make a habit of it. __________________ Indiana Hoosiers Football - 2025-26 National Champs The FOFC Ladder History thread

02-01-2012, 09:03 PM	#38
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	She's got very British thighs/legs.

02-01-2012, 09:25 PM	#39
CrimsonFox General Manager Join Date: Dec 2009	a very boot oriented person. ehhhhhhhhhh neh

02-02-2012, 08:50 AM	#40
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	lets just say "she can shine my royal scepter anytime"

02-03-2012, 09:32 AM	#41
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Might someday look like the woman at the 2:58 mark. __________________ null Last edited by cuervo72 : 02-03-2012 at 09:32 AM.

02-03-2012, 09:39 AM	#42
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02-03-2012, 09:51 AM	#43
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006	My wife gets told she is Kate Middleton's twin all the time (more so when the wedding thing was in the news). So yeah, I guess I have to go hot.

02-03-2012, 10:13 AM	#44
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	pixplzkthx

09-28-2012, 09:36 AM	#47
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	So apparently she's still into 1970s grooming. Dutch tabloid looking good in long lens season.

09-28-2012, 11:26 AM	#49
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I just assumed she would be the dutchess of hardwoods instead of the dutchess of furberry.

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