IWS#188 Results

[jbergey22]

1. Tigers Woods is nailing some chick on one of his private islands, Phil Mickelson is in Vegas playing poker with Phil Ivey, and Rory McIlroy's dad wouldnt let him play. Who is most likely to win the 2012 Masters other than them 3?

Luke Donald - 14
Lee Westwood - 5
Charles Schwartzel - 2
Dustin Johnson - 2
Adam Scott, Kyle Stanley, Justin Rose, Bubba Watson, Tiger Woods, Sergio Garcia, Ernie Els - 1

Stupid loves the #1 ranked player in the World not surprisingly.


2. You are allowed to play 1 round of golf at the Augusta National Golf Course. How many shots would you expect it to take you to complete the round?

100 - 23
150 - 2
90,80,99,96,200 - 1

After the fact I didnt like this question. I sort of realized 100 would be easily the most popular answer. This was an eliminator.

3. You are allowed to caddy for one of the golfers. Who would you choose to caddy for? Tiger is still banging that chick on one of his islands.

Phil Mickelson - 21
Rory McIlroy - 4
Tiger Woods - 2
Darren Clarke, Luke Donald, Zack Johnson - 1

Stupid wants to hang out with lefty. A bit surprised this was as lopsided as it was however Phil is popular and seems like a cool dude.

4. It is Sunday and the final round for the 2012 Masters and you have your tickets and are getting ready to go watch. Name something that you will not leave home without?

Camera - 10
Wallet - 4
American Express - 3
sunscreen - 2
tickets - 2
hat - 2
binoculars, umbrella, chair, sunglasses, beer, scorecard, keys - 1

I had nothing in mind when I created this question. I liked the "beer" answer.

5. You made friends with someone that knows very little about golf but wants to start playing. He asks you which brand makes the best golf clubs. What brand to you give him?

Callaway - 12
Titleist - 8
Taylor Made - 4
Ping - 3
Nike - 3

I wasnt sure how this would end up and am suprised Taylor Made didnt get more love.

6. The time has come for you to go home. You get on the plane and the person seated next to you asks you who is going to win the 2012 World Series. What team do you tell him?

Yankees - 11
Phillies - 7
Cards - 5
Tigers - 3
Angels - 3
United States - 1

Not surprising with the winner in this one. The Phillies fans kept their team in 2nd. I can only assume the United States answer thought I meant the World Baseball Classic.



And the results....



Lost their PGA tour card

tarcone 120
Kevin 192


Atleast you made it to the first tee

stevew 1,386
Dark Cloud 1,512
MIJB#19 2,576
Alf 4,048
claphamsa 5,040
comey 6,720


Didnt make the cut

corbes 19,320
korme 40,572
dzilla77 54,096
PurdueBrad 81,144
Raiders Army 82,800


Atleast you made the cut

nilodor 135,240
CrimsonFox 154,560
GoldenEagle 189,336
britrock88 243,432
Logan 258,720
Pyser 446,292
Coffee Warlord 637,560


You were in contention and can add a top 10 finish to your resume

panerd 796,950
DanGarion 811,440
BigFo 892,584
Chief Rum 956, 340
solecismic 1,190,112
QuikSand 1,449,000


You were in Sundays final grouping

Vince, Pt. II 1,700,160
GeneralMike 2,434,320
spleen1015 3,570,336


Congratulations to the winner of the 2012 Green Jacket and 6 time IWS winner.

Sublime 2 3,786,720




Congrats to Sublime and thank you to everyone for their submissions.

[k0ruptr]

suprised Taylor Made didnt get more love.

This. They make the best clubs by far.

[CrimsonFox]

I still laugh at the answer American Express. Surprised more people weren't a smartass like me.

Congrats Sublime!

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by k0ruptr

This. They make the best clubs by far.

Stupid only knows what he's heard of (re: what he's seen in the movie Caddyshack)

[spleen1015]

Damn it! You can't go to the Masters without your wallet!!! Stupid is not stupid enough!

[stevew]

Whomever thought they would shoot 90,809,996,200 would be a lousy person to play a round of golf with.

[Logan]

While I obviously thought of the round number 100 first, I made the mistake of thinking that Stupid wasn't Ridiculously Fucking Stupid when it comes to understanding the difficulty of that course...so I went with the next round number of 150.

[britrock88]

I was dumbfounded at answering what to bring to the Masters... I figured they wouldn't allow a camera... so I am responsible for the "beer."

[Young Drachma]

Originally Posted by Logan

While I obviously thought of the round number 100 first, I made the mistake of thinking that Stupid wasn't Ridiculously Fucking Stupid when it comes to understanding the difficulty of that course...so I went with the next round number of 150.

We share this boat.

[General Mike]

Yankees screwed me again.

[Chief Rum]

CF, I was surprised more people didn't go with American Express. I mean, the question set it up exactly.

[MIJB#19]

Originally Posted by jbergey22

6. The time has come for you to go home. You get on the plane and the person seated next to you asks you who is going to win the 2012 World Series. What team do you tell him?

Yankees - 11
Phillies - 7
Cards - 5
Tigers - 3
Angels - 3
United States - 1

Not surprising with the winner in this one. The Phillies fans kept their team in 2nd. I can only assume the United States answer thought I meant the World Baseball Classic.

Actually, this being a golf themed IWS, it seemed strange to me that there was a baseball question in this set. Being so stubborn about the annoying name of the MLB championship series, I decided that it probably was supposed to be a Ryder Cup/Presidents Cup reference afterall, and went with the no-brainer for that.

It didn't matter in the end, given the blanks I scored on questions 3 and 4.

[korme]

Damn you Bubba Watson!

[tarcone]

Last place. Awesome.
I picked Zack Johnson to caddy for because he is from my hometown. I figured we would have stuff to talk about.

[Big Fo]

Top 10 in my first attempt, could have been worse. Putting wallet and Ping did me in. I had the other four "correct."

[Sublime 2]

Wooooo!

Will post by this weekend!

[Vince, Pt. II]

This is more like it. I figured the brand of golf club To be the most difficult question, then missed Lefty anyway (I figured he had dropped out of the public eye enough and went with Rory).

Didn't even think of the American Express answer, though I really like it

[Sublime 2]

Originally Posted by Sublime 2

Wooooo!

Will post by this weekend!

Looks like some a-hole forgot.