Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 49: Lindsay Lohan

Kodos · 08-17-2006, 12:12 PM

With Kathy Griffin minutes away from setting a new standard for not hotness, Lindsay Lohan steps under the microscope. She is one of those names out there that I recognize, but have no idea who she is. Time to look up some pictures...

Previous Voting Results

Code:

Elisha Cuthbert       92.00
Anna Kournikova       90.97
Kate Beckinsale       90.51
Jessica Alba          89.78
Salma Hayek           87.68
Scarlett Johansen     86.45 
Shania Twain          86.09
Natalie Portman       86.06
Charlize Theron       85.40
Keira Knightley       84.18
Evangeline Lilly      81.20
Alyssa Milano         79.89
Angelina Jolie        78.49
Eva Longoria          77.93
Ashley Judd           77.85
Faith Hill            77.10
Eva Mendes            76.26
Melissa Stark         75.00
Jessica Simpson       72.37
Christina Milian      70.97
Jennifer Aniston      68.32
Cindy Crawford        62.50
Kirsten Dunst         61.01
Tyra Banks            60.14
Angie Harmon          60.00
Danica Patrick        59.17
Reese Witherspoon     58.05
Tiffani Thiessen      57.93
Kate Winslet          57.23
Christa Miller        52.43
Jennifer Garner       47.10
Sandra Bullock        44.65
Jennifer Lopez        44.23
Katie Holmes          43.28
Kelly Clarkson        39.85
Parminder Nagra       38.64
Teri Hatcher          37.96
Pamela Anderson       37.90
Uma Thurman           35.51
Gillian Anderson      35.48
Grace Park            33.33
Cameron Diaz          31.67
Madonna               14.47
Sarah Jessica Parker  11.05
Kathy Griffin          8.??

She looks like a tart to me, but a hot one.

st.cronin · 08-17-2006, 12:15 PM

Definitely should be shot.

gottimd · 08-17-2006, 12:16 PM

This is a tough one, I'd definitely TF the coked out drunkard wh*re, but do I think she is hot....hmmmmmmmmm, I guess I'll go with no.

stevew · 08-17-2006, 12:50 PM

There's not really a lot left there to TF anymore. Since she lost all that weight, they are really down. Unless TF means something different than i think it does.

path12 · 08-17-2006, 12:52 PM

It's no good when you have to boil them first to kill the germs. I'll say not.

Desnudo · 08-17-2006, 12:56 PM

I'd sniff a line from her neck all the way to her backside if she asked me too. You just know she's the kind of girl that likes to be on top.

Lorena · 08-17-2006, 01:00 PM

Skinny Lindsay, no. Lindsay with some meat on her bone... hell yeah

sovereignstar · 08-17-2006, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

There's not really a lot left there to TF anymore. Since she lost all that weight, they are really down. Unless TF means something different than i think it does.

They're baaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

hxxp://www.picturesupload.com/show.php/258624_LindsayLohanBB045.jpg.html (bikini pic, so maybe NSFW)

bulletsponge · 08-17-2006, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Skinny Lindsay, no. Lindsay with some meat on her bone... hell yeah

and her natural hair color. when she was a redhead with meat on em bones she was gods version of Viagra, but she went downhill really fast. now shes a skinny dye job, coke snorting party girl. no thanks

Eaglesfan27 · 08-17-2006, 02:06 PM

What Dodgerchick and Bulletsponge said. Now, no.

Lathum · 08-17-2006, 02:06 PM

so can I still nominate someone?

gkb · 08-17-2006, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

What Dodgerchick and Bulletsponge said. Now, no.

Yep, I'm in total agreement with all of you.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-17-2006, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Skinny Lindsay, no. Lindsay with some meat on her bone... hell yeah

Ditto. Except I'd add as a redhead, not the nasty bleach blonde look she has going on now.

Subby · 08-17-2006, 02:23 PM

Freckles = hot

flere-imsaho · 08-17-2006, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Skinny Lindsay, no. Lindsay with some meat on her bone... hell yeah

^^ ditto

Bee · 08-17-2006, 02:24 PM

borderline hot

Ksyrup · 08-17-2006, 02:28 PM

When was she hot at an acceptable age? My daughter watches Parent Trap once a week, and there she's obviously way too young. And then there's that Freaky Friday movie, which I've never seen, but there she was around 16, and now she's about 20 and looks awful. So when could she have been hot and acceptable to call hot?

bulletsponge · 08-17-2006, 02:45 PM

when she was 18

DanGarion · 08-17-2006, 02:51 PM

Hey everyone it's Frank Muniz!

Karlifornia · 08-17-2006, 03:11 PM

tapp-a dat ass-a

Pumpy Tudors · 08-17-2006, 03:12 PM

She was the only reason I watched "Suddenly Susan", although I keep getting her confused with Vicki Lewis from "Newsradio." I hear she has a new show on Bravo or E! or something now, but she still does her stand-up comedy, too. She's my dream girl, and I'm glad that we finally have a Hot or Not poll about her.

Oh, wait, shit, am I in the wrong thread?

gottimd · 08-17-2006, 03:14 PM

This thread needs more Billy Ocean.

Ksyrup · 08-17-2006, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

although I keep getting her confused with Vicki Lewis from "Newsradio."

Me too!

cuervo72 · 08-17-2006, 03:34 PM

Vicki Lewis was better. Especially when dressed as a prim and proper secretary for the Yankees organization.

(and the confusion thing...yeah, you guys weren't the only ones: hxxp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicki_Lewis )

Ksyrup · 08-17-2006, 03:41 PM

They both had bit parts on Seinfeld, too, which is why I always confused them. I never really watched Newsradio or Suddenly Susan much, but when I'd see either of them, I always thought it was Ugly Whore.

Buccaneer · 08-17-2006, 07:05 PM

Not anymore.

kingfc22 · 08-17-2006, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Skinny Lindsay, no. Lindsay with some meat on her bone... hell yeah

agreed

GrantDawg · 08-17-2006, 07:58 PM

Sometimes.

saldana · 08-17-2006, 08:39 PM

eat. something.

not

KWhit · 08-17-2006, 09:06 PM

Nah. She's just sort of okay to me.

MJ4H · 08-17-2006, 09:22 PM

Lindsay before the drug habit/eating disorder was completely hot. Like top 10 in the galaxy. And the red hair ruled. After, not so much.

HomerSimpson · 08-17-2006, 09:28 PM

Yeah, that is what you guys say now. Just wait until she has been through a couple of rehab centers and her career takes off and she starts making those Softcore Lesbian Porn movies for Cinemax. She could be the next Dana Plato.

Then come talk to me!

Swaggs · 08-17-2006, 10:37 PM

I think if you have hooked up with FES, you are immediately not hot.

Swaggs · 08-17-2006, 10:37 PM

and yes, I occasionally read my wife's People magazines.

sovereignstar · 08-17-2006, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swaggs

I think if you have hooked up with FES, you are immediately not hot.

There's a not vote for Jaime Pressley. ooof

Swaggs · 08-17-2006, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

There's a not vote for Jaime Pressley. ooof

Ah... but was it Joe Dirt/Not Another Teen Movie/My 15-minutes are ticking away Jaime Pressly OR suddenly A-list/My Name is Earl Jaime Pressly?

I'm guessing she doesn't take FES's calls anymore...

Lorena · 08-17-2006, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson

Yeah, that is what you guys say now. Just wait until she has been through a couple of rehab centers and her career takes off and she starts making those Softcore Lesbian Porn movies for Cinemax. She could be the next Dana Plato.

Then come talk to me!

I hope not Dana Plato died of a drug overdose.

HomerSimpson · 08-18-2006, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I hope not Dana Plato died of a drug overdose.

If the shoe fits....

Unless you think her sudden weight loss is the result of a Proper Diet and Exercise program.

RedKingGold · 08-18-2006, 07:12 AM

I'd hit it with a red hot fire poker

Greyroofoo · 08-18-2006, 08:41 AM

All I know is that if a movie has to digitally reduce the size of your breasts (Herbie), that's pretty much enough to get a 'Hot' vote from me.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-18-2006, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

All I know is that if a movie has to digitally reduce the size of your breasts (Herbie), that's pretty much enough to get a 'Hot' vote from me.

I heard that they had to do this with Chris Farley at least twice.

Glengoyne · 08-18-2006, 10:12 AM

I think there are occasional photos where she is hot. Notably those shots seem to be taken when she isn't actively trying to be sexy. She has a whole lot of "cute" going on at those times. In fact she throws off so much "cute" at times that she is unquestionably hot, but only at those rare times. As for the rest of the photos, apparently when she's aware that she's being photographed and trying to be "hot", she just isn't.

I'm going no, just because it was so hard to find a number of good shots.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-18-2006, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangarion

Hey everyone it's Frank Muniz!

I didn't say anything before because I had hoped to block it out, but it ain't happening. This picture and dangarion's comment continue to disturb me. The comment is so true.

Easy Mac · 08-20-2006, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swaggs

I think if you have hooked up with FES, you are immediately not hot.

I'd still hit mandy moore and scarlett johansen

cthomer5000 · 08-20-2006, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

and her natural hair color. when she was a redhead with meat on em bones she was gods version of Viagra, but she went downhill really fast. now shes a skinny dye job, coke snorting party girl. no thanks

This exactly sums it up. I think she's aged herself about 10 years with what she's gone through in the last 3-4... she doesn't look anything like her former self really.

Kodos · 08-20-2006, 11:47 PM

Did I do a good job of splitting the electorate on this one or what?

Ksyrup · 04-05-2012, 08:38 AM

I say re-vote!

http://

MrBug708 · 06-15-2012, 04:23 PM

Will she survive this drug bout?

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
RT @abc7: #BREAKINGNEWS ABC7 has learned Lindsay Lohan was taken to hospital after being found unconscious at Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey

chadritt · 06-15-2012, 04:45 PM

Im annoyed that I even know this but it didnt happen. Even TMZ has retracted that. In more positive TMZ news: Drake hit Chris Brown in the face with a bottle.

CrimsonFox · 06-15-2012, 04:55 PM

How to identify a meth user...

View Poll Results: Lindsay Lohan is...
Hot!	74	49.33%
Not!	76	50.67%
Voters: 150. You may not vote on this poll

08-17-2006, 12:15 PM	#2
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Definitely should be shot. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-17-2006, 12:16 PM	#3
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	This is a tough one, I'd definitely TF the coked out drunkard wh*re, but do I think she is hot....hmmmmmmmmm, I guess I'll go with no. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

08-17-2006, 12:52 PM	#5
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	It's no good when you have to boil them first to kill the germs. I'll say not. __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

08-17-2006, 02:06 PM	#10
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	What Dodgerchick and Bulletsponge said. Now, no. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

08-17-2006, 12:50 PM	#4
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	There's not really a lot left there to TF anymore. Since she lost all that weight, they are really down. Unless TF means something different than i think it does.

08-17-2006, 12:56 PM	#6
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I'd sniff a line from her neck all the way to her backside if she asked me too. You just know she's the kind of girl that likes to be on top.

08-17-2006, 01:00 PM	#7
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Skinny Lindsay, no. Lindsay with some meat on her bone... hell yeah

08-17-2006, 02:06 PM	#11
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	so can I still nominate someone?

08-17-2006, 02:23 PM	#14
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Freckles = hot __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

08-17-2006, 02:24 PM	#16
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	borderline hot

08-17-2006, 02:28 PM	#17
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	When was she hot at an acceptable age? My daughter watches Parent Trap once a week, and there she's obviously way too young. And then there's that Freaky Friday movie, which I've never seen, but there she was around 16, and now she's about 20 and looks awful. So when could she have been hot and acceptable to call hot? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-17-2006, 02:45 PM	#18
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	when she was 18

08-17-2006, 02:51 PM	#19
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Hey everyone it's Frank Muniz! __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

08-17-2006, 03:11 PM	#20
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	tapp-a dat ass-a __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

08-17-2006, 03:12 PM	#21
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	She was the only reason I watched "Suddenly Susan", although I keep getting her confused with Vicki Lewis from "Newsradio." I hear she has a new show on Bravo or E! or something now, but she still does her stand-up comedy, too. She's my dream girl, and I'm glad that we finally have a Hot or Not poll about her. Oh, wait, shit, am I in the wrong thread? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-17-2006, 03:14 PM	#22
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	This thread needs more Billy Ocean. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

08-17-2006, 03:34 PM	#24
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Vicki Lewis was better. Especially when dressed as a prim and proper secretary for the Yankees organization. (and the confusion thing...yeah, you guys weren't the only ones: hxxp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicki_Lewis ) __________________ null

08-17-2006, 03:41 PM	#25
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	They both had bit parts on Seinfeld, too, which is why I always confused them. I never really watched Newsradio or Suddenly Susan much, but when I'd see either of them, I always thought it was Ugly Whore. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 08-17-2006 at 03:41 PM.

08-17-2006, 07:05 PM	#26
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Not anymore.

08-17-2006, 07:58 PM	#28
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	Sometimes.

08-17-2006, 08:39 PM	#29
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	eat. something. not

08-17-2006, 09:06 PM	#30
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Nah. She's just sort of okay to me.

08-17-2006, 09:22 PM	#31
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Lindsay before the drug habit/eating disorder was completely hot. Like top 10 in the galaxy. And the red hair ruled. After, not so much.

08-17-2006, 09:28 PM	#32
HomerSimpson Mascot Join Date: Jul 2006	Yeah, that is what you guys say now. Just wait until she has been through a couple of rehab centers and her career takes off and she starts making those Softcore Lesbian Porn movies for Cinemax. She could be the next Dana Plato. Then come talk to me!

08-17-2006, 10:37 PM	#33
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I think if you have hooked up with FES, you are immediately not hot. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-18-2006, 07:12 AM	#39
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	I'd hit it with a red hot fire poker

08-18-2006, 08:41 AM	#40
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	All I know is that if a movie has to digitally reduce the size of your breasts (Herbie), that's pretty much enough to get a 'Hot' vote from me.

08-18-2006, 10:12 AM	#42
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	I think there are occasional photos where she is hot. Notably those shots seem to be taken when she isn't actively trying to be sexy. She has a whole lot of "cute" going on at those times. In fact she throws off so much "cute" at times that she is unquestionably hot, but only at those rare times. As for the rest of the photos, apparently when she's aware that she's being photographed and trying to be "hot", she just isn't. I'm going no, just because it was so hard to find a number of good shots.

08-20-2006, 11:47 PM	#46
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Did I do a good job of splitting the electorate on this one or what?

04-05-2012, 08:38 AM	#47
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I say re-vote! http:// __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-15-2012, 04:23 PM	#48
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Will she survive this drug bout? Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter RT @abc7: #BREAKINGNEWS ABC7 has learned Lindsay Lohan was taken to hospital after being found unconscious at Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey

06-15-2012, 04:45 PM	#49
chadritt High School Varsity Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA	Im annoyed that I even know this but it didnt happen. Even TMZ has retracted that. In more positive TMZ news: Drake hit Chris Brown in the face with a bottle. Last edited by chadritt : 06-15-2012 at 04:47 PM.

06-15-2012, 04:55 PM	#50
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	How to identify a meth user...

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