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Old 05-01-2013, 07:51 AM   #1
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In general, I struggle to understand people who have an accent. But boy, is there anything nicer than a girl with a good English accent? Love that!
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:05 AM   #2
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I am particular to the Irish or Australian accent myself....
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:13 AM   #3
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We have this French lady at work. I can barely understand her. She talks fast, and it's like I'm always translating what she said 5 seconds ago as she continues to talk.

A good accent can make a cute girl so much cuter.
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:16 AM   #4
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:22 AM   #5
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A nice British accent does take a woman up at least a point in the sexy scale. It even gets women noticed by me that I wouldn't even think about.
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Old 05-01-2013, 09:10 AM   #6
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Old 05-01-2013, 09:58 AM   #7
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Something about the way they say, "Take off your knickers"
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Old 05-01-2013, 10:11 AM   #8
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Old 05-01-2013, 10:19 AM   #9
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Do Brit guys like women with American accents? Do they all sound like slutty party girls to them?
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Old 05-01-2013, 10:56 AM   #10
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I am particular to the Irish or Australian accent myself....

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Old 05-01-2013, 11:02 AM   #11
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I am particular to the Irish or Australian accent myself....

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Old 05-01-2013, 11:09 AM   #12
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Old 05-01-2013, 01:04 PM   #13
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Do Brit guys like women with American accents? Do they all sound like slutty party girls to them?

They certainly act like slutty party girls around them

Completely unverifiable, but I would say that British men have the greatest ugliness impact reduced because of accent benefit from American women.
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Old 05-01-2013, 01:18 PM   #14
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Southern accents have the opposite effect on me. As do eastern european.
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Old 05-01-2013, 01:21 PM   #15
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They certainly act like slutty party girls around them

Completely unverifiable, but I would say that British men have the greatest ugliness impact reduced because of accent benefit from American women.

As somebody who's benefited from this over the years, I can say that it's a very real effect. And it is awesome.

I do like some American accents. A nice southern drawl does it for me. Overall though, the Irish accent wins.
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Old 05-01-2013, 01:40 PM   #16
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I actually like Southern accents. Boston accents, now there's an accent that needs to go away.
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Old 05-01-2013, 01:44 PM   #17
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Old 05-01-2013, 01:50 PM   #18
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I actually like Southern accents. Boston accents, now there's an accent that needs to go away.

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Old 05-01-2013, 01:52 PM   #19
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They certainly act like slutty party girls around them

Completely unverifiable, but I would say that British men have the greatest ugliness impact reduced because of accent benefit from American women.

I can verify this.

My brother in law is South African and has lived in London for 15 years. His wife, my wifes sister, is WAY cuter than he is.

That being said he is an amazing guy and I love him like a brother, so maybe she cares more about personality than looks.
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Old 05-01-2013, 03:29 PM   #20
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Completely unverifiable, but I would say that British men have the greatest ugliness impact reduced because of accent benefit from American women.

It's totally verifiable and how I married over my head

Hell, I have been in America so long my accent is undetectable, but when women find out I was born there the first question is "Can you talk in that accent?" Of course I say, as I can still nail it perfectly, so I 'talk in that accent' and a completely different look comes over them....It's damn near magical.

As shameless as it is, back when I was single and was at a place I didn't normally frequent, I would spend the evening being authentic. The results as a Brit always far exceeded the American me.

For me I like Aussie accents and some southern accents are very appealing as well.

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Old 05-01-2013, 04:23 PM   #21
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Yeah, it's funny. I can understand most Asians but almost cannot understand an Indian at all. Have trouble with Germans for whatever reason. I love Irish and Aussies/NZ, as well as spaniards.
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Old 05-01-2013, 06:06 PM   #22
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Not to get too Henry Higgins here, but there's quite a bit of variety in what's considered an "English" accent or a "Southern" accent.

For example, a British accent on a lady can be very nice, but Cockney ... does nothing for me. Even a turn off.

Similarly, a stereotypical, trailer-park Southern accent does nothing for me, but a Memphis accent ... ooh-la-la.
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Old 05-01-2013, 06:58 PM   #23
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Asian women with Australian accents. First time I ran into that was a trip to Macau several years ago. There was a very cute Asian woman that we were working with. The first time I saw her I thought "she's cute"; then she started talking and had an Australian accent and suddenly "She's Hot!!!".
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Old 05-01-2013, 07:05 PM   #24
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I am surprised there is no Spanish accent love here! My wife was born in South America and I love her accent!
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Old 05-01-2013, 07:28 PM   #25
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Dudes with Australian, English, or Irish accents.

Or a good Boston accent.

Bonus points if they love mountains and water.

Maybe I should go to the match thread...

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Old 05-01-2013, 07:38 PM   #26
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Irish and Scottish accents certainly lose their charm when you are trying to deal with them/understand them over the phone on a regular basis.
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Old 05-01-2013, 07:44 PM   #27
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Irish and Scottish accents certainly lose their charm when you are trying to deal with them/understand them over the phone on a regular basis.

Says the Australian....

...after working with a London-based firm for the better part of the last 3 years, I got really good with the English, Irish, and Scottish accents.

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Old 05-01-2013, 07:51 PM   #28
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I liked Irish accents... until I worked in an Irish pub, now I find them grating.
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:17 PM   #29
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Says the Australian....

...after working with a London-based firm for the better part of the last 3 years, I got really good with the English, Irish, and Scottish accents.

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Well, biased of course, but I would think Aussie's and their drawn out accents would be fairly easy to understand?
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:21 PM   #30
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Well, biased of course, but I would think Aussie's and their drawn out accents would be fairly easy to understand?

To me? Sure.

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Old 05-01-2013, 09:08 PM   #31
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For example, a British accent on a lady can be very nice, but Cockney ... does nothing for me. Even a turn off..

When I would take on the phone to my step mother I would have to have my Dad translate when he came back on, I couldn't understand a damn thing she said with all the slang.
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Old 05-01-2013, 10:24 PM   #32
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I am surprised there is no Spanish accent love here! My wife was born in South America and I love her accent!

South American != Spanish.

Deal me in on the Australian accent. The British accent, it depends on what type we're talking about.

I also like authentic Spanish accents.

One of the coolest accents I ever heard was a Bolivian accent from a Chinese girl.
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Old 05-01-2013, 10:58 PM   #33
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No love for the silent accent?

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Old 05-02-2013, 01:36 AM   #34
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Irish and Scottish accents certainly lose their charm when you are trying to deal with them/understand them over the phone on a regular basis.

I have lived in Scotland all my life, and I still have trouble with some of the stronger Scottish accents.
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Old 05-02-2013, 01:56 AM   #35
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I have lived in Scotland all my life, and I still have trouble with some of the stronger Scottish accents.

Yeah some are most definitely harder than others. For some reason I find women much easier to understand than some of the guys.
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Old 05-02-2013, 08:34 AM   #36
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Yeah some are most definitely harder than others. For some reason I find women much easier to understand than some of the guys.

because you actually care what they say!
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:34 AM   #37
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I have lived in Scotland all my life, and I still have trouble with some of the stronger Scottish accents.

My mom's fiance' is from Motherwell, and I can barely understand him. It's the thickest Scottish accent I've ever heard.
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Old 05-02-2013, 11:15 AM   #38
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When I would take on the phone to my step mother I would have to have my Dad translate when he came back on, I couldn't understand a damn thing she said with all the slang.

Out of curiosity, what sorts of slang words were you getting stuck on?
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Old 05-02-2013, 12:10 PM   #39
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South American != Spanish.

Deal me in on the Australian accent. The British accent, it depends on what type we're talking about.

I also like authentic Spanish accents.

One of the coolest accents I ever heard was a Bolivian accent from a Chinese girl.

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I am surprised there is no Spanish accent love here! My wife was born in South America and I love her accent!

My wife was also born in South America and moved to the US as an adult. She has the Peruvian Spanish accent so, according to other LA Spanish speakers, it sounds like she's singing when talking.

And, Yes, Spanish is not Latin American...

Having said this, I still find it difficult to understand a Mexican accent when speaking to them. French, Belgian, German, British Empire, all good, but Mexican just is not good.

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Old 05-02-2013, 12:39 PM   #40
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I have lived in Scotland all my life, and I still have trouble with some of the stronger Scottish accents.

a good friend of mine is Scottish and i thought i was pretty good with understanding him, but when i was in Wales, the hotel i was at was full of scottish guys in town for a soccer game...i still dont know what the hell some of them said.

chicks definitely love the way my buddy talks though
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South American != Spanish.



I also like authentic Spanish accents.

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My wife was also born in South America and moved to the US as an adult. She has the Peruvian Spanish accent so, according to other LA Spanish speakers, it sounds like she's singing when talking.

And, Yes, Spanish is not Latin American...

Having said this, I still find it difficult to understand a Mexican accent when speaking to them. French, Belgian, German, British Empire, all good, but Mexican just is not good.

Sorry, to clarify my wife's family is all from Barcelona originally including aunts that still live there, even though she was born in South America.
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Old 05-03-2013, 06:40 AM   #42
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I can verify this.

My brother in law is South African and has lived in London for 15 years. His wife, my wifes sister, is WAY cuter than he is.

That being said he is an amazing guy and I love him like a brother, so maybe she cares more about personality than looks.

Maybe it is something else.
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Old 05-03-2013, 08:26 AM   #43
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I watched Bourne Legacy last night and thought of this thread. Rachel Weisz has a very pronounced English accent but she did a flat American accent very well in the movie. While I can see someone with many of the American accent easily doing English, Irish, Hispanic, German, French, etc. (but not Asian with its inflections), how can one turn those European/etc. accents completely off and do flat American?
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When I was living in Italy, they told me that when I spoke Italian there was no trace of my Texan/American accent, and they wished they sounded as American when they spoke English. I told them I was simply a parrot, repeating what I heard.

One of my friends that came to visit me in Italy was born and raised in Mexico until she was 10, then moved to the US. She could understand the people speaking Italian, but didn't speak it herself. When we went to Barcelona, she could barely understand their Spanish, due to the heavy Catalan accent.
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When I was living in Italy, they told me that when I spoke Italian there was no trace of my Texan/American accent, and they wished they sounded as American when they spoke English. I told them I was simply a parrot, repeating what I heard.

One of my friends that came to visit me in Italy was born and raised in Mexico until she was 10, then moved to the US. She could understand the people speaking Italian, but didn't speak it herself. When we went to Barcelona, she could barely understand their Spanish, due to the heavy Catalan accent.

One of my Catalan friends said the same thing about some Mexicans we hung out with, that he could barely understand what they were saying.
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Out of curiosity, what sorts of slang words were you getting stuck on?

First just the accent was so thick I couldn't make out regular chat and she spoke in mixed dialect as well, but things that stuck out were barb wired, which I got when she said, knackered. My Dad was saying stuff in the background once and she threatened to wallop his bugle...Which I thought was something else besides his nose

Even regular words like stroppy and breckie that are not used here would give me fits since I was trying to pick the word out of her accent and then remember what they meant. Really any amount of conversation over the phone was quite hard.
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Old 05-03-2013, 07:36 PM   #47
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First just the accent was so thick I couldn't make out regular chat and she spoke in mixed dialect as well, but things that stuck out were barb wired, which I got when she said, knackered. My Dad was saying stuff in the background once and she threatened to wallop his bugle...Which I thought was something else besides his nose

Even regular words like stroppy and breckie that are not used here would give me fits since I was trying to pick the word out of her accent and then remember what they meant. Really any amount of conversation over the phone was quite hard.

"Walloping your bugle" - never heard that one before, but that's awesome.

I used to go out with an American girl. She became a little freaked out when I referred to my 'mates' back home. Apparently it made me sound like some sort of big time European homosexual bigamist.

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I watched Bourne Legacy last night and thought of this thread. Rachel Weisz has a very pronounced English accent but she did a flat American accent very well in the movie. While I can see someone with many of the American accent easily doing English, Irish, Hispanic, German, French, etc. (but not Asian with its inflections), how can one turn those European/etc. accents completely off and do flat American?

The one that really blew my mind was watch House and then listen to Hugh Laurie. He does a tremendous "American" accent.

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