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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Dallas, TX
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Which is worse?
1) I was standing behind a woman in line at Wingstop on Tuesday and they were advertising $0.60 wings or some such. The middle-aged lady in front of me asked the cashier how much 10 wings would cost.
2) Driving to work this morning, I was behind who I presume to be a high school senior. On the back of the car was shoe polished "2013 Gradute." |
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08-30-2013, 09:48 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo
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The first one.
The shoe polish could have been applied by a grade school sibling. Ever the optimist, -B
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08-30-2013, 09:53 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Dallas, TX
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Or it could have been his mom... What if his mom was also the lady from #1?... That would make me feel better actually. |
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08-30-2013, 09:58 AM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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Well to give the front lady the benefit of the doubt maybe she wanted to know how much it would be with tax
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08-30-2013, 10:05 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Not Delaware - hurray!
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+1 #2 is far worse - society has to deal with approx. 60 more years of the "gradute".
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08-30-2013, 10:10 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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Or maybe she thought 60 cents was just for small amounts, and that a group of 10 would be less.
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08-30-2013, 10:18 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Dallas, TX
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Let's also consider that the 'gradute' is really a 2014 graduate, not 2013 as the car signage informed us. Assuming he passes this year of course.
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08-30-2013, 10:34 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burke, VA
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#2 - what kind of asshole uses SHOE POLISH on a car?
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08-30-2013, 10:36 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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#1. When you see discounted wings, you ask for 20, not 10. Dummy.
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08-30-2013, 10:41 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Fuck them both.
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08-30-2013, 10:47 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Madison, WI
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Middle-aged lady, no doubt. Basic math here.
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08-30-2013, 11:06 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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Also, maybe the lady didn't even want wings!! |
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08-30-2013, 11:28 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Inland Empire, PRC
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08-30-2013, 12:20 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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#1 is far worse. People who eat wings are insane.
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