YABT (Yet Another Britney Thread)

AnalBumCover · 11-13-2003, 12:36 AM

wbonnell · 11-13-2003, 12:46 AM

never found spears attractive. Oh, and I loathe her music.

JeeberD · 11-13-2003, 01:04 AM

196...197...198....

Dammit, couldn't quite hit 200.

CraigSca · 11-13-2003, 06:12 AM

If you watch this video, and it's totally undoctored (fairly ironic), once can only assume Miss Spears has been under the knife about 3-4 times. Is this plausible?

Admittedly, this isn't on par with JFK conspiracies, but it just doesn;t make any sense.

Subby · 11-13-2003, 06:27 AM

I don't know what's funnier - Britney's vacilating breast size or the compulsion of people on this board to hurry forward and volunteer the fact that they don't find her attractive.

"Hi. Just in case anyone was wondering, I don't find her attractive."

"I feel compelled to tell you that Britney is not attractive. My sister is better looking."

"I would spank it to Bea Arthur before I would drop trou for Britney..."

"Forget that fact that I have never dated before. I wouldn't touch that trailer park skank with a +5 poleax!"

CraigSca · 11-13-2003, 07:05 AM

I agree, Sub. I think she's obviously overexposed (on multiple fronts) and I'm not a fan of hers, nor do I like her music. However, I think by default you have to admit she's attractive.

For all the (unattached) naysayers, I'd love to see Britney show up at your door and have you decline her invitation for a night on the town. Unless of course, you don't think you're cocky or funny enough.

wbonnell · 11-13-2003, 07:27 AM

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Originally posted by CraigSca
I agree, Sub. I think she's obviously overexposed (on multiple fronts) and I'm not a fan of hers, nor do I like her music. However, I think by default you have to admit she's attractive.

Not here. Nice body I suppose, but her face is unattractive.

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For all the (unattached) naysayers, I'd love to see Britney show up at your door and have you decline her invitation for a night on the town. Unless of course, you don't think you're cocky or funny enough.

Wouldn't happen of course.

MizzouRah · 11-13-2003, 07:28 AM

I'm with Crag, I think she's quite attractive.

Funny link.....

Todd

cuervo72 · 11-13-2003, 07:30 AM

Eh, so she's had work done. So has 75% of Hollywood.

Alan T · 11-13-2003, 07:39 AM

I have your answer for you...

Remember the old Tennis shoes with the pump? Right before a big game of street hoops, you pump your shoes up for the added "boost" or whatever that crock of a marketing scheme was.....

Obviously she has Reebok breasts...

Ksyrup · 11-13-2003, 08:15 AM

I think you have to define "attractive." If you are talking about looks, of course she's got a great body and pretty face. But that's not my definition of "attractive" - it takes the whole picture into account, and when I consider her looks, her stupidity (or obliviousness, either one), and her apparent willingness to act like someone desperate to sell themselves as a sex object, no, I can't say that I find her attractive. I find people like Pamela Anderson, for instance, repulsive. I wouldn't put Britney there quite yet, but she'll be there soon enough, I imagine.

Plus, I've always found the "girl next door" types to be far more attractive than the obviously beautiful ones. Always have.

CraigSca · 11-13-2003, 08:18 AM

Yeah, my bad - I was purely referring to her superficial assets. Was not referring to her "total package" at all - I don't think I'd like her, either...but from a purely superficial point of view - she's pretty.

Samdari · 11-13-2003, 08:41 AM

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Originally posted by Ksyrup
If you are talking about looks, of course she's got a great body and pretty face.

I disagree with the face thing - nothing special there. Most women could have her body if they had surgery and spent thousands on personal trainers. If any of us ever see her face before the hours spent with professional make up artists (which would also improve the superficial appearance of most women) then we can comment, but until then, lets say she wears a nice mask.

sabotai · 11-13-2003, 02:40 PM

For the record, I'd hit it.

korme · 11-13-2003, 02:47 PM

i would tap into that for sure

Joe Canadian · 11-13-2003, 02:49 PM

She's hot...

I actually like the newer "versions" of Britney and Christina better than the the "girl next door" versions. Why? Suprisingly it's not because they are half naked all the time...

They're more "real" than they were before. They speak their mind, and they aren't afraid to say the word "sex" anymore.

Fonzie · 11-13-2003, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Canadian
They speak their mind...

Which, for the most part, sounds like this:

*insert crickets chirping in the distance here*

Samdari · 11-13-2003, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Canadian
She's hot...

I actually like the newer "versions" of Britney and Christina better than the the "girl next door" versions. Why? Suprisingly it's not because they are half naked all the time...

They're more "real" than they were before. They speak their mind, and they aren't afraid to say the word "sex" anymore.

Huh?

Aguilera has always admitted she was a dirty ho. None of this trying to sell herself to the parents by pretending to be a virgin for our Christina.

And Britney speaking her mind about sex so far has amounted to her lamenting the fact that Justin admitted boinking her so that she had to admit she was no longer pure.

Yeah, I'm glad she has added that to our world. Its refreshing.

Draft Dodger · 11-13-2003, 07:46 PM

great quote on Fark a couple of weeks ago, that I'll paraphrase.

people argueing about whether or not they'd screw Britney (or insert other celebrity name here) is like bums talking about which caviar tastes better. doesn't matter, because it'd never happen anyway.

oh, and I'd hit it.

Noop · 11-13-2003, 08:06 PM

I'd get heads from her empty a clip in her mouth then do her doggy style while she speaks spanish, calling me papi... damn I wish that could happen

Senator · 11-13-2003, 08:08 PM

Noop, I have feeling it will happen.

KEEP HOPE ALIVE.

And I don't mean Bob Hope because he is out.

Noop · 11-13-2003, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by Senator
Noop, I have feeling it will happen.

KEEP HOPE ALIVE.

And I don't mean Bob Hope because he is out.

I might meet her at the mall one day I'll ask her for a quickie in the bathroom or something. I tried that with Trina she just laughed at me and said " Boi you funny, but I cost to much for you..." I felt bad....

noop

CamEdwards · 11-13-2003, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by Senator
Noop, I have feeling it will happen.

KEEP HOPE ALIVE.

And I don't mean Bob Hope because he is out.

What are you, Miss Cleo or something?

Senator · 11-13-2003, 08:29 PM

Nah. He goes to and plays college ball, wins the Heisman, Britney will be just another notch in the belt.

Noop, have I told you I do agent work as well? Let's set you up!

mckerney · 11-13-2003, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by Senator
Noop, have I told you I do agent work as well? Let's set you up!

Hey, that's my line.

Why the hell you think I'm spending so much money to go to college? So I can get some shit job like Cam has?

You know I mean that with the highest regards Cam.

oykib · 11-13-2003, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by Noop
I'd get heads from her empty a clip in her mouth then do her doggy style while she speaks spanish, calling me papi... damn I wish that could happen

Your quote should have read:

I'd get heads from her empty a clip in her mouth then do her doggy style while she speaks spanish, calling me papi while I spank that ass... damn I wish that could happen

You youngsters...

... allways forgetting the fundamentals...

Never forget to spank that ass while doing her doggie style.

11-13-2003, 01:04 AM	#3
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	196...197...198.... Dammit, couldn't quite hit 200. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

11-13-2003, 06:27 AM	#5
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	I don't know what's funnier - Britney's vacilating breast size or the compulsion of people on this board to hurry forward and volunteer the fact that they don't find her attractive. "Hi. Just in case anyone was wondering, I don't find her attractive." "I feel compelled to tell you that Britney is not attractive. My sister is better looking." "I would spank it to Bea Arthur before I would drop trou for Britney..." "Forget that fact that I have never dated before. I wouldn't touch that trailer park skank with a +5 poleax!" __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

11-13-2003, 07:30 AM	#9
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Eh, so she's had work done. So has 75% of Hollywood. __________________ null

11-13-2003, 07:39 AM	#10
Alan T Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mass.	I have your answer for you... Remember the old Tennis shoes with the pump? Right before a big game of street hoops, you pump your shoes up for the added "boost" or whatever that crock of a marketing scheme was..... Obviously she has Reebok breasts... __________________ Couch to ??k - From the couch to a Marathon in roughly 18 months.

11-13-2003, 08:15 AM	#11
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I think you have to define "attractive." If you are talking about looks, of course she's got a great body and pretty face. But that's not my definition of "attractive" - it takes the whole picture into account, and when I consider her looks, her stupidity (or obliviousness, either one), and her apparent willingness to act like someone desperate to sell themselves as a sex object, no, I can't say that I find her attractive. I find people like Pamela Anderson, for instance, repulsive. I wouldn't put Britney there quite yet, but she'll be there soon enough, I imagine. Plus, I've always found the "girl next door" types to be far more attractive than the obviously beautiful ones. Always have. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-13-2003, 12:46 AM	#2
wbonnell College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Round Rock TX	never found spears attractive. Oh, and I loathe her music.

11-13-2003, 06:12 AM	#4
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	If you watch this video, and it's totally undoctored (fairly ironic), once can only assume Miss Spears has been under the knife about 3-4 times. Is this plausible? Admittedly, this isn't on par with JFK conspiracies, but it just doesn;t make any sense.

11-13-2003, 07:05 AM	#6
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	I agree, Sub. I think she's obviously overexposed (on multiple fronts) and I'm not a fan of hers, nor do I like her music. However, I think by default you have to admit she's attractive. For all the (unattached) naysayers, I'd love to see Britney show up at your door and have you decline her invitation for a night on the town. Unless of course, you don't think you're cocky or funny enough.

11-13-2003, 07:28 AM	#8
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	I'm with Crag, I think she's quite attractive. Funny link..... Todd

11-13-2003, 08:18 AM	#12
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Yeah, my bad - I was purely referring to her superficial assets. Was not referring to her "total package" at all - I don't think I'd like her, either...but from a purely superficial point of view - she's pretty.

11-13-2003, 02:40 PM	#14
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	For the record, I'd hit it.

11-13-2003, 02:47 PM	#15
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	i would tap into that for sure

11-13-2003, 02:49 PM	#16
Joe Canadian College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada	She's hot... I actually like the newer "versions" of Britney and Christina better than the the "girl next door" versions. Why? Suprisingly it's not because they are half naked all the time... They're more "real" than they were before. They speak their mind, and they aren't afraid to say the word "sex" anymore. __________________ Steve Davis (Joe Canadian) GO LEAFS GO!! GO FOG DEVILS GO!! LETS GO JAYS!! EHM 2005 DYNASTY: A New Philosophy in Toronto!

11-13-2003, 07:46 PM	#19
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	great quote on Fark a couple of weeks ago, that I'll paraphrase. people argueing about whether or not they'd screw Britney (or insert other celebrity name here) is like bums talking about which caviar tastes better. doesn't matter, because it'd never happen anyway. oh, and I'd hit it. __________________ Mile High Hockey

11-13-2003, 08:06 PM	#20
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I'd get heads from her empty a clip in her mouth then do her doggy style while she speaks spanish, calling me papi... damn I wish that could happen __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

11-13-2003, 08:08 PM	#21
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Noop, I have feeling it will happen. KEEP HOPE ALIVE. And I don't mean Bob Hope because he is out. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

11-13-2003, 08:29 PM	#24
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Nah. He goes to and plays college ball, wins the Heisman, Britney will be just another notch in the belt. Noop, have I told you I do agent work as well? Let's set you up! __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

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