2014 FIFA World Cup - Page 63

EagleFan · 07-08-2014, 03:32 PM

Almost 6-0.

MIJB#19 · 07-08-2014, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Peregrine

Germany is getting Kroos to a win here.

Fixed that one for ya, this sounds more alike.

Bobble · 07-08-2014, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Peregrine

Germany is getting Klose to a win here.

You could say they're Kroosing.

Abe Sargent · 07-08-2014, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobble

You could say they're Kroosing.

Kroosing for a Klose Encounter?

DaddyTorgo · 07-08-2014, 03:34 PM

Wow. I go to fill up my water bottle and it's 5-0 when I get back.

This is...unprecedented. Brazil are imploding defensively (and Germany are playing just absolutely on-point offensively).

MIJB#19 · 07-08-2014, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

10?

4 would be sufficient to end the game.

kingfc22 · 07-08-2014, 03:34 PM

I would love for an OVER RATED chant to begin, but not sure how that sounds like in German.

Abe Sargent · 07-08-2014, 03:35 PM

You just have to open up your thesaurus to find words to describe how epic this spanking has been. Brazil has been eviscerated.

Warhammer · 07-08-2014, 03:35 PM

So if this happened in FM, people would claim it was a bug, right?

DaddyTorgo · 07-08-2014, 03:35 PM

This is like the beatings I lay on minnow teams in friendlies in FM.

Subby · 07-08-2014, 03:35 PM

GO FOR 2

Abe Sargent · 07-08-2014, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIJB#19

4 would be sufficient to end the game.

There's a limit to how many reds allowed? Four causes an auto forfeit of the game? Never knew that!

EagleFan · 07-08-2014, 03:36 PM

That was kind of funny... "They'll have to try to put 5 more players out there and hope they can get away with 16 versus 11."

Bobble · 07-08-2014, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

So if this happened in FM, people would claim it was a bug, right?

I'd rage-quit and say the line that my wife has heard when I'm gaming a million times before. "This game cheats!"

MIJB#19 · 07-08-2014, 03:37 PM

This ties the most goals allowed by Brazil in a World Cup match. They did beat Poland 6-5 in 1938, but that game was just 4-4 after 90 minutes.

sterlingice · 07-08-2014, 03:37 PM

This just isn't right

SI

Abe Sargent · 07-08-2014, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

So if this happened in FM, people would claim it was a bug, right?

My Portuguese club randomly won in Tottenham 5-1 and was 4-0 in the first 30 minutes in Champions play before I turned it into a powerhouse.

kingfc22 · 07-08-2014, 03:37 PM

So about that home undefeated streak...

DaddyTorgo · 07-08-2014, 03:38 PM

So do we think Brazil just cratered since Neymar's not on? Or Thiago Silva being gone?

Because I mean...Germany hasn't looked THIS good all tournament or anything.

Not to say they're not playing great offensively, but I mean...it looks like Brazil's not even on the pitch.

Logan · 07-08-2014, 03:38 PM

NobodyHere · 07-08-2014, 03:39 PM

This is all a distraction from Benghazi

Abe Sargent · 07-08-2014, 03:41 PM

Barkeep49 · 07-08-2014, 03:41 PM

Doesn't this make the US look a lot better?

I'm glad we've got the broadcasting treat we do since they're quite entertaining even in a game like this.

EagleFan · 07-08-2014, 03:41 PM

Only thing entertaining about this game now will be the announcers.

cartman · 07-08-2014, 03:42 PM

The Brazilians are getting waxed.

miami_fan · 07-08-2014, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

So do we think Brazil just cratered since Neymar's not on? Or Thiago Silva being gone?

Because I mean...Germany hasn't looked THIS good all tournament or anything.

Not to say they're not playing great offensively, but I mean...it looks like Brazil's not even on the pitch.

It's FIFA's fault

NobodyHere · 07-08-2014, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

MIJB#19 · 07-08-2014, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

There's a limit to how many reds allowed? Four causes an auto forfeit of the game? Never knew that!

I stand corrected actually, it requires a team to be down to 6 to get defaulted. The minimum on the field is 7 players.

Coffee Warlord · 07-08-2014, 03:44 PM

One might even say the Brazilians are getting...waxed.

Warhammer · 07-08-2014, 03:44 PM

Germany is so good on the counter.

Coffee Warlord · 07-08-2014, 03:44 PM

DaddyTorgo · 07-08-2014, 03:44 PM

I gotta think Brazil pulls 1 back here at some point, but I have a hard time seeing them getting anymore than that.

Abe Sargent · 07-08-2014, 03:46 PM

Half - wow! ASTONISHING

EagleFan · 07-08-2014, 03:49 PM

Argentina versus Germany for the final?

MIJB#19 · 07-08-2014, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

So do we think Brazil just cratered since Neymar's not on? Or Thiago Silva being gone?

Because I mean...Germany hasn't looked THIS good all tournament or anything.

Not to say they're not playing great offensively, but I mean...it looks like Brazil's not even on the pitch.

Media over here has praised Germany as the best team of the tournament (before this game started) and how Brazil has been underwhelming and lucky.

I do agree that it's more about Brazil being so clumsy than Germany being so good...

Abe Sargent · 07-08-2014, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Argentina versus Germany for the final?

I don't see how the Dutch beat this German team, I can see Argentina doing it.

Subby · 07-08-2014, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

I gotta think Brazil pulls 1 back here at some point, but I have a hard time seeing them getting anymore than that.

Hey thanks!

EagleFan · 07-08-2014, 03:51 PM

(Ignore my previous post MIJB#19

)

MIJB#19 · 07-08-2014, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

(Ignore my previous post MIJB#19

)

Hah! It's okay, nobody gave a penny for Oranje before the tournament began.

DaddyTorgo · 07-08-2014, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

I don't see how the Dutch beat this German team, I can see Argentina doing it.

I don't think Argentina's defense can stand up to this German team. Hell - I have my doubts they can stand up to the Dutch.

Critch · 07-08-2014, 03:58 PM

That half has put the cat amongst the pigeons, overturned the applecart and has literally turned the World Cup on it's head.

The Germans must be over the moon.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-08-2014, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

The Brazilians are getting waxed.

Aaaaand I now have a new FB status

digamma · 07-08-2014, 04:06 PM

Brazil should put in Donovan.

MIJB#19 · 07-08-2014, 04:09 PM

Let's not get too excited just yet, Germany choked a 4-0 lead at home versus Sweden in their last qualifying game. All the goals allowed were in the final 30 minutes.

Abe Sargent · 07-08-2014, 04:09 PM

Wow, what a difference in teams coming out after the break

BishopMVP · 07-08-2014, 04:19 PM

Switch goalies and this might be a 3-2 game right now.

Galaxy · 07-08-2014, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barkeep49

I'm glad we've got the broadcasting treat we do since they're quite entertaining even in a game like this.

Watch out for the lawsuits.

rowech · 07-08-2014, 04:23 PM

I'm not sure what would have been more unlikely before this -- USA wins the World Cup or Brazil gives up five goals in a half.

SirFozzie · 07-08-2014, 04:23 PM

Because it's obligatory when there's this bad a beating:

Here Is "J.R." Jim Ross Calling The Brazil-Germany First Half Highlights

rowech · 07-08-2014, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy

Watch out for the lawsuits.

What's funny is the guy literally has no chance if he reads the back of his ticket.

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07-08-2014, 03:34 PM	#3107
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07-08-2014, 03:35 PM	#3108
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	You just have to open up your thesaurus to find words to describe how epic this spanking has been. Brazil has been eviscerated. __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

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07-08-2014, 03:36 PM	#3113
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07-08-2014, 03:34 PM	#3105
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Wow. I go to fill up my water bottle and it's 5-0 when I get back. This is...unprecedented. Brazil are imploding defensively (and Germany are playing just absolutely on-point offensively).

07-08-2014, 03:35 PM	#3109
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	So if this happened in FM, people would claim it was a bug, right?

07-08-2014, 03:35 PM	#3110
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	This is like the beatings I lay on minnow teams in friendlies in FM.

07-08-2014, 03:37 PM	#3115
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	This ties the most goals allowed by Brazil in a World Cup match. They did beat Poland 6-5 in 1938, but that game was just 4-4 after 90 minutes. __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

07-08-2014, 03:37 PM	#3116
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07-08-2014, 03:37 PM	#3118
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07-08-2014, 03:38 PM	#3119
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	So do we think Brazil just cratered since Neymar's not on? Or Thiago Silva being gone? Because I mean...Germany hasn't looked THIS good all tournament or anything. Not to say they're not playing great offensively, but I mean...it looks like Brazil's not even on the pitch. Last edited by DaddyTorgo : 07-08-2014 at 03:38 PM.

07-08-2014, 03:38 PM	#3120
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07-08-2014, 03:39 PM	#3121
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07-08-2014, 03:41 PM	#3123
Barkeep49 Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Not too far away	Doesn't this make the US look a lot better? I'm glad we've got the broadcasting treat we do since they're quite entertaining even in a game like this.

07-08-2014, 03:41 PM	#3124
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07-08-2014, 03:42 PM	#3125
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	The Brazilians are getting waxed. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-08-2014, 03:44 PM	#3129
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	One might even say the Brazilians are getting...waxed.

07-08-2014, 03:44 PM	#3130
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	Germany is so good on the counter.

07-08-2014, 03:44 PM	#3131
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs

07-08-2014, 03:44 PM	#3132
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	I gotta think Brazil pulls 1 back here at some point, but I have a hard time seeing them getting anymore than that.

07-08-2014, 03:46 PM	#3133
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Half - wow! ASTONISHING __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

07-08-2014, 03:49 PM	#3134
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07-08-2014, 03:58 PM	#3141
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	That half has put the cat amongst the pigeons, overturned the applecart and has literally turned the World Cup on it's head. The Germans must be over the moon.

07-08-2014, 04:06 PM	#3143
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	Brazil should put in Donovan.

07-08-2014, 04:09 PM	#3144
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	Let's not get too excited just yet, Germany choked a 4-0 lead at home versus Sweden in their last qualifying game. All the goals allowed were in the final 30 minutes. __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

07-08-2014, 04:09 PM	#3145
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07-08-2014, 04:19 PM	#3146
BishopMVP Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Concord, MA/UMass	Switch goalies and this might be a 3-2 game right now.

07-08-2014, 04:23 PM	#3148
rowech Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2006	I'm not sure what would have been more unlikely before this -- USA wins the World Cup or Brazil gives up five goals in a half.

07-08-2014, 04:23 PM	#3149
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