IWS #240 - President Trump (Make IWS Great Again) - THE RESULTS

[Pyser]

Big tip of the hat to co-winner Quik for helping me with this one. On to the show.



1. President Trump gets construction started right away on building his wall. By the end of his first year, 2017, how many miles have been built?

Clearly “gets construction started” means nothing to you people.

14 – 0 miles
6 – 1000 miles
2 - 100 miles
1 - 500 miles 
1 – 3 miles 

2. Now that Trump has exited campaign mode and stopped tweeting with one-word insults at the end, what single word becomes his new favorite Presidential exclamation-pointed Twitter sign-off?

Because this was such a wild spread, and the directions were so specific, I did not lump in multiple forms of “great”, especially since the clear answer here was tremendous.

4 – America
4 – Great
2 – Tremendous
2 – Trump
1 – Awesome
1 – Oval
1 – Greatness
1 – Great again
1 – Sad
1 – Happy
1 – Fired
1 – Bitches
1 – Huge
1 – Gotcha
1 – Done
1 – Media

3. President Trump is very excited to wield his new power. It's time to pardon some criminals! Who is the highest profile person he pardons?

6 – OJ Simpson
5 – Bernie Madoff
3 – Edward Snowden
2 – Chris Christie
1 – Jared from Subway
1 – Roman Polanski
1 – Hillary Clinton
1 – Charles Manson
1 – Mark Wahlberg
1 – Donald Trump
1 – Kareem Serageldin
1 – Bundy (probably Ammon but fun to think Ted)

4. President Trump is not one for traditions. What is the biggest annual presidential tradition he puts a stop to?

15 – Turkey pardon
4 – State of the Union
2 – White House Easter Egg hunt
1 – Consecutive terms not being impeached
1 – Vacation at Camp David
1 – Press conferences

5. President Trump is ready to run for re-election, and he announces he will have a new running mate. Who is his new VP pick?

6 – Sarah Palin
3 – Chris Christie
3 – Ivanka Trump
1 – Hillary Clinton
1 – Joe Arpaio
1 – Anthony Weiner
1 – Larry the Cable Guy
1 – Ben Carson
1 – Nikki Haley
1 – Don King
1 – Omarosa
1 – Caitlyn Jenner
1 – JonInMiddleGA
1 – Mike Pence
1 – Bob Knight 

6. Trump's success has started a political rush from the private sector. Which never-before-been-a-politician gets the furthest in the Democratic field in 2020?

8 – Mark Cuban
4 – Kanye West
3 – Oprah
2 – George Clooney
1 – Mark Zuckerberg
1 – Warren Buffet
1 – Tom Steyer
1 – Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
1 – Jeff Bezos
1 – Bill Gates
1 – Jon Stewart

Here's how the final totals look:

Propositions Worded So Badly You Aren’t Even Sure Which Side You’re Voting For (And are mostly about weed)
Claphamsa – 56
JonInMiddleGA – 80
Kodos – 112
korme – 168
NobodyHere –360
Nilodor –360
flere-imsaho – 360


Comptrollers Whose Job You Don’t Even Understand
Young Drachma – 672
Scarecrow – 810
Butter – 1,152
Albionmoonlight – 1,344


Judges You Vote for But Have Never Heard Of
Ben E Lou – 1,620
CU Tiger – 1,680
JeeberD – 1,680
stevew – 1,680


State Senators You’ve Heard Commercials for but Ignored
Digamma – 2,688
Timmae – 3,150
molson – 4,320


Congressmen You Mildly Know
MIJB #19 – 9,720
The Jackal – 13,440
Logan – 15,120


Senator
britrock88 – 43,200


Vice President
ColtCrazy – 50,400


Madam President
mrs. Stevew – 60,480

[stevew]

oh geez, seriously?

[NobodyHere]

How could the answer to number 3 NOT be Donald Trump?

[lighthousekeeper]

This is the most challenging one we've had in a while.

#TREMENDOUS

[stevew]

I'll have to tell her she won and listen to her brag and then I'll post one that she designed.

[flere-imsaho]

Great IWS! #TREMENDOUS!

[ColtCrazy]

My Ivanka Trump pick may have did me in. Still, wow, second on that one. Pretty darn happy with that. That was a hard IWS. And I agree, tremendous was really the only response for #2.

#Tremendous!

[Kodos]

I knew I should have stuck with "Turkey pardon"!




3. President Trump is very excited to wield his new power. It's time to pardon some criminals! Who is the highest profile person he pardons?

Code:
1 – Kareem Serageldin

Yep. That was me. He's the only banker doing time over the financial crisis. Stupid.

[Logan]

Tough but fun.

[MIJB#19]

Love the #1 answer for question #1. My initial response was: 0, no way he's getting anything done. But 1000 also sounded like a nice round number.

I choked on #2 with a 1 score.

Never would have mattered, I would have never guessed the #1 answer on question #6. Going with Oprah turned out to be a good alternative.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Dammit, I thought sure groupthink would kick in on #5.

[molson]

I was stumped on #5 but thought at least a few other people would go truly stupid and say Mike Pence.

Otherwise though, respectable showing, 6th place, much better than last time.

[Ben E Lou]

It is a crime that "tremendous" was not a landslide winner.

[Butter]

If so many people love tremendous, how did it only pull a 2?

Boom.

[The Jackal]

4/6, easily my best showing of the few I've submitted. Good work with this theme.

[claphamsa]

last!

[claphamsa]

like trump!

[albionmoonlight]

Mark Wahlberg

Am I missing something?

[britrock88]

Third place with something other than 0 miles!?

[Cap Heresy]

Didn't Kanya West say he would leave the country if Trump wins? I know Amy Schumer said it. Might be the best reason yet to vote Trump.

[nilodor]

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

Am I missing something?

Number one answer in the link when I googled high profile pardon candidates.

[stevew]

Will try to get a new one out tomorrow or Sunday

[QuikSand]

TRUMP PART TWO
TRUMP PART TWO
GRAB HER BY THE...
TRUMP PART TWO

[JeeberD]

bamp

[stevew]

Working on questions. Mrs W has been in process of getting a new job.