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This one's pretty funny too.
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The Onion has been killing it over the last day or two.
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The Ted Cruz one had be laughing way longer than I should have last night.
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Yeah, that one was pretty good.
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DNC Chair Tracks Down Biden In Everglades Tossing Whole Chickens To Gators - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
I actually laughed out loud a few times on this one. Especially the Bullet Boys reference. Quote:
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I might need to add "shit fiesta" to my lexicon of droppable phrases.
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That's like a 9 pitch inning.
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The courts would actually find this one unconstitutional. Maybe the Onion should do a follow up.
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Well, I mean, it wasn't THAT funny.
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Morbid but The Onion has been really good lately.
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