The thread for Strange News Stories - Page 47

AlexB · 01-12-2025, 06:31 PM

The porno plot basically writes itself!

Critch · 01-12-2025, 07:18 PM

Anybody got something to confess?

Police manhunt for 'fat naked man with small penis'

NobodyHere · 01-12-2025, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Critch

Anybody got something to confess?

Police manhunt for 'fat naked man with small penis'

They're onto me!

ETA:

And if performing a sex act on yourself is wrong then I don't want to be right.

This did not involve animals or picnic tables.

JPhillips · 01-14-2025, 10:44 AM

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Lazio sack falcon handler for sharing photos of his prosthetic penis

Juan Bernabe claims he grew up in an ‘naturist’ family and was also suspended by the club in 2021 for saying he ‘admired’ Benito Mussolini

There's a lot going on here.

Kodos · 01-14-2025, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I've got dibbs on the class action lawsuit...

A Californian woman is suing her own parents for 2 million dollars because she blames her parents for her “ugly genes”.

Way to get yourself cut out of the will!

RainMaker · 01-15-2025, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPhillips

There's a lot going on here.

This has to be AI?

Italian soccer club Lazio fires falconer for posting photos of his penis implant | AP News

flere-imsaho · 01-16-2025, 09:34 AM

It's Lazio, literally nothing would surprise me about that football club.

Lathum · 01-27-2025, 08:38 PM

The drones are back. I counted what could be at least 5 over my house. They are hovering lights, but it is too dark out, can't see any other stars.

Ksyrup · 01-28-2025, 01:54 PM

Trump's press secretary said the drones were authorized by the FAA and some were hobbyists, etc., and the whole thing got blown out of proportion by the press coverage.

Edward64 · 01-28-2025, 03:05 PM

Obviously, a coverup.

I don't remember the FAA saying they were behind some of the drones last year (or did they)?

GrantDawg · 01-28-2025, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Edward64

Obviously, a coverup.

I don't remember the FAA saying they were behind some of the drones last year (or did they)?

The White House is claming that these were approved for "research" and were not publicly acknowledged. Direct quote:

Quote:

"After research and study, the drones that were flying over New Jersey in large numbers were authorized to be flown by the FAA for research and various other reasons. Many of these drones were also hobbyists, recreational and private individuals that enjoy flying drones," she added. "In time, it got worse due to curiosity. This was not the enemy."

edit: Just to add, this really isn't much different than the Biden White House said. It is just Trump claiming they hadn't already said that. This is from a month ago:

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"Having closely examined the technical data and tips from concerned citizens, we assess that the sightings to date include a combination of lawful commercial drones, hobbyist drones, and law enforcement drones, as well as manned fixed-wing aircraft, helicopters, and stars mistakenly reported as drones," the joint statement said.

Critch · 01-30-2025, 08:04 PM

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cuervo72 · 01-30-2025, 08:11 PM

There's gotta be a market for that.

Ksyrup · 01-31-2025, 10:29 AM

This is an unexpected ending to a wild story/mystery.

Wanted for murder in Missouri and Mexico, police say 'Pistol Packin' Mama' hid in Alberta for decades

01-12-2025, 06:31 PM	#2301
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	The porno plot basically writes itself! __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

01-28-2025, 01:54 PM	#2309
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Trump's press secretary said the drones were authorized by the FAA and some were hobbyists, etc., and the whole thing got blown out of proportion by the press coverage. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 01-28-2025 at 01:55 PM.

01-30-2025, 08:04 PM	#2312
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	[IMG][/IMG]

01-30-2025, 08:11 PM	#2313
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	There's gotta be a market for that. __________________ null

01-31-2025, 10:29 AM	#2314
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	This is an unexpected ending to a wild story/mystery. Wanted for murder in Missouri and Mexico, police say 'Pistol Packin' Mama' hid in Alberta for decades __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-12-2025, 07:18 PM	#2302
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	Anybody got something to confess? Police manhunt for 'fat naked man with small penis'

01-16-2025, 09:34 AM	#2307
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	It's Lazio, literally nothing would surprise me about that football club.

01-27-2025, 08:38 PM	#2308
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	The drones are back. I counted what could be at least 5 over my house. They are hovering lights, but it is too dark out, can't see any other stars.

01-28-2025, 03:05 PM	#2310
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	Obviously, a coverup. I don't remember the FAA saying they were behind some of the drones last year (or did they)?

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