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Yes, almost daily 32 28.32%
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Yes, Atleast weeklu 17 15.04%
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Old 03-16-2004, 03:01 PM   #1
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OT - Do you pee in the shower?

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Old 03-16-2004, 03:04 PM   #2
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You might wanna duck. I think ol' Skydog might get the shotgun off the rack for this one.
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Old 03-16-2004, 03:04 PM   #3
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Old 03-16-2004, 03:05 PM   #4
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You might wanna duck. I think ol' Skydog might get the shotgun off the rack for this one.
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Old 03-16-2004, 03:09 PM   #5
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I ahve, but not - you might need to check that...
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Old 03-16-2004, 03:10 PM   #6
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Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode regarding this? Something about different pipes?
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Old 03-16-2004, 03:11 PM   #7
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Yes, George almost lost his gym membership because he went in the group shower.
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Old 03-16-2004, 03:18 PM   #8
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I ahve, but not - you might need to check that...

Yeah, I was gonna vote, but I couldn't figure what sort of time increment "weeklu" was. It seems to be a perfectly cromulent word.
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Old 03-16-2004, 03:32 PM   #9
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I don't see anything wrong with it. If you worked on a farm and was around cow shit, you would probably take a shower now and then. In this shower, you would be washing off cow shit. Why should human pee be any worse to put down a drain?

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Old 03-16-2004, 03:34 PM   #10
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I don't see anything wrong with it. If you worked on a farm and was around cow shit, you would probably take a shower now and then. In this shower, you would be washing off cow shit. Why should human pee be any worse to put down a drain?


So why mess around, go #1 and #2 then...
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Old 03-16-2004, 03:49 PM   #11
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I don't see anything wrong with it. If you worked on a farm and was around cow shit, you would probably take a shower now and then. In this shower, you would be washing off cow shit. Why should human pee be any worse to put down a drain?


"...but they have different pipes for those!"
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Old 03-16-2004, 04:24 PM   #12
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I haven't peed in the shower since I was in high school playing football, peeing in the empty shampoo bottles and watching people dump it on their heads.
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Old 03-16-2004, 04:34 PM   #13
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I pee in the shower only when someone else is there
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Old 03-16-2004, 04:48 PM   #14
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What a topic. C'mon!
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Old 03-16-2004, 04:52 PM   #15
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i don't see any reason NOT to pee in the shower
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Old 03-16-2004, 04:55 PM   #16
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i have puked in the shower, several times actually.

But that's a whole other thread.
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Old 03-16-2004, 06:45 PM   #17
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You mean there are people that don't?
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Old 03-16-2004, 06:50 PM   #18
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honestly, whats the taboo against peeing in the shower, especially if you are alone? I mean, you're going to clean yourself afterwards, its not like its going to stick on you!

Peeing in the shower has become such a habit for me, that I once peed in the shower with my girlfriend there...and she said "something in here smells like Cheerios". I got really embarassed, but the water was hot so my face was red anyways.
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Old 03-16-2004, 07:21 PM   #19
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This whole topic smells like cheerios.

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Old 03-16-2004, 07:59 PM   #20
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It's alright...urine is sterile anyway...seriously it is.
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Old 03-16-2004, 08:13 PM   #21
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Chinese and Thai's drinking urine

You are right urine is basically sterile.The chinese and Thai's among others actually drink their urine .It's called urine therapy!!

Thai's Drink urine

chinese urine therapy
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Old 03-16-2004, 08:33 PM   #22
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Old 03-16-2004, 08:57 PM   #23
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I played football with some guys who would actually go and piss on another guy's leg while in the shower. I also remember a guy pissing in a beer bottle and another guy taking a swig. Damn! I hate remembering that. Too gross for words.
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Old 03-16-2004, 09:17 PM   #24
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once in a while i'll get the urge to pee once i've alrady stepped in the shower. instead of getting out and standing naked/shivering by the toilet i just aim for the drain. i don't ever pee on the floor, that's not right, if someone wanted to take a bath i wouldn't want them to sit where my pee had been. but if it's in the drain then what's the difference?
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Old 03-16-2004, 09:27 PM   #25
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once in a while i'll get the urge to pee once i've alrady stepped in the shower. instead of getting out and standing naked/shivering by the toilet i just aim for the drain. i don't ever pee on the floor, that's not right, if someone wanted to take a bath i wouldn't want them to sit where my pee had been. but if it's in the drain then what's the difference?

I go by the "aim for the drain and the tub is clean" philosophy myself.
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Old 03-16-2004, 09:29 PM   #26
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exactly. that to me is the only thing that separates us from the animals.
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Old 03-16-2004, 09:30 PM   #27
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exactly. that to me is the only thing that separates us from the animals.

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Old 03-16-2004, 09:42 PM   #28
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And then there are those of us who prefer golden showers....
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Old 03-16-2004, 10:01 PM   #29
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Old 03-16-2004, 10:55 PM   #30
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My wife and i argue about this all the time.....she does....i don't.

Now if she were to pee ON me...well...that's a different story
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Old 03-16-2004, 11:04 PM   #31
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I think the people who freak out at the thought of peeing in the shower are the same ones who faint at the sight of blood. It's harmless and washes right off people! Pee won't hurt you!!!...(unless it's frozen and thrown at you really hard)

I'll even concede that I like letting a yellow jet loose in a warm bath once in awhile.

edit: I only do that once in awhile though. Not like 100% of the time.

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Old 03-16-2004, 11:30 PM   #32
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Is that why you smell like cheerios?
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Old 03-16-2004, 11:34 PM   #33
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now, to me, theres a big difference between peeing in the shower and peeing in a bath. in the shower, it washes right off... but in a bath, its like you're washing yourself with your piss... right?
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Old 03-16-2004, 11:39 PM   #34
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No, I don't! That's gross...

In case you've ever tried it, you'll notice that the pee completely disappears in a matter of a few seconds. I've never washed myself with pee-water!


edit: I can see my pee in the shower for a heck of a lot longer than I can in the tub, so one definately seems to go away faster.

edit2: and no, I've never peed in the tub while my girlfriend was with me.

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Old 03-16-2004, 11:41 PM   #35
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No, I don't! That's gross...

In case you've ever tried it, you'll notice that the pee completely disappears in a matter of a few seconds. I've never washed myself with pee-water!


edit: I can see my pee in the shower for a heck of a lot longer than I can in the tub, so one definately seems to go away faster.

Sounds like pee water to me
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Old 03-16-2004, 11:43 PM   #36
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So I guess by that logic it bothers you when people pee in a swimming pool then...
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Old 03-16-2004, 11:53 PM   #37
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So I guess by that logic it bothers you when people pee in a swimming pool then...


Uhhh...ya
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Old 03-16-2004, 11:59 PM   #38
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What about all the cleaners in the water that keep it clean? They must be designed with urine in mind...I can't see a danger there.

I mean, think about a bath. It touches every nasty part of your body and people don't seem to care.I mean, ALL those places that gather grime and muck and sweat and stuff. I can't see urine making any difference at all, besides, like I said it disappears pretty damn quick unlike some of the other things in there sometimes.
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Old 03-17-2004, 12:05 AM   #39
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well its not like we have urine in our arm pits or anything

if its not that big of a difference, why dont you piss in the bath when your girlfriends there? She doesnt like cheerios or what?
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I'm never going to eat cheerios again
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No, I dont.

edit: I mean, it's one thing for me not to mind, but it's not something we've talked about together. Maybe after we've been together longer.

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And then there are those of us who prefer golden showers....

28 posts. Who had 28 posts?

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Old 03-17-2004, 02:06 AM   #43
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Old 03-17-2004, 04:58 AM   #44
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I don't see any problem about peeing in the shower. Of course i wo't ever if i'm taking a bath as you will bah on your pee. But the pee on the floor of the shower dissapears so fast with the water.
Also when i was a kid receiving Karate class, our sensei told us one day that to pee on public showers it's a good thing to do, as your pee contains substances (amoniaco said in Spanish, NH4) that kills all the bacteries that you can get at your feets in public showers like at gym, work etc. If you know a bit about chemistry, it makes total sense. Of course i always follow my sensei words
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Old 03-17-2004, 08:37 AM   #45
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What about all the cleaners in the water that keep it clean? They must be designed with urine in mind...I can't see a danger there.

I mean, think about a bath. It touches every nasty part of your body and people don't seem to care.I mean, ALL those places that gather grime and muck and sweat and stuff. I can't see urine making any difference at all, besides, like I said it disappears pretty damn quick unlike some of the other things in there sometimes.

Do you swim in your toilet?
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Old 03-17-2004, 09:38 AM   #46
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And then there are those of us who prefer golden showers....

It took 28 posts before the poeple of FOFC made the joke. I'm shocked it took so long
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Old 03-17-2004, 09:41 AM   #47
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It took 28 posts before the poeple of FOFC made the joke. I'm shocked it took so long

I'm very disappointed in Subby. He's usually all over obvious golden shower references.
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Old 03-17-2004, 10:28 AM   #48
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I'm very disappointed in Subby. He's usually all over obvious golden shower references.
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Old 03-17-2004, 10:56 AM   #49
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I don't see any problem about peeing in the shower. Of course i wo't ever if i'm taking a bath as you will bah on your pee. But the pee on the floor of the shower dissapears so fast with the water.
Also when i was a kid receiving Karate class, our sensei told us one day that to pee on public showers it's a good thing to do, as your pee contains substances (amoniaco said in Spanish, NH4) that kills all the bacteries that you can get at your feets in public showers like at gym, work etc. If you know a bit about chemistry, it makes total sense. Of course i always follow my sensei words

I remember Madonna being on Letterman (the infamous show when she wasn't going to leave) and teasing him with the question "do you pee in the shower?".

The transcript is here: hxxp://www.aetherlumina.com/humor/ma...letterman.html
and she said about the same thing about it killing bacteria
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Madonna Did you know that it's good if you pee in the shower?
Dave I'm sorry?
Madonna I'm serious! [crowd reacts uncomfortably] No, seriously, peeing in the shower is really good. It ... it fights, um, um, athlete's foot. I'm serious, no, urine is like, is like ... is like an antiseptic. It's all got to do with the enzymes in your body.
Dave Don't ... don't you know a good pharmacist? [laughter]
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Old 03-17-2004, 11:39 AM   #50
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boy that Dave is hillarious...
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