They must really want me to work there

Easy Mac · 05-26-2004, 10:26 AM

Here is an email I got from Mutual of Omaha:

Dear Christ,

I reviewed your resume on Hotjobs and would like to speak to you about an interesting career opportunity with Mutual of Omaha. Please view the information below.

*Info that isn't necessary*

*His name and address...*

I am flattered that they think so highly of me

Ksyrup · 05-26-2004, 10:33 AM

I think I know why they want you...

Dear Insured,

We recently received your claim form and have had our senior claims analyst review the circumstances surrounding your claim. Unfortunately, our claims analyst, Christ, has informed us that we need not pay your claim. We are unable to take any further action with respect to your claim; after all, he IS Christ.

Thank you for continuing to send us your timely premium payments,

M of O

05-26-2004, 10:33 AM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I think I know why they want you... Dear Insured, We recently received your claim form and have had our senior claims analyst review the circumstances surrounding your claim. Unfortunately, our claims analyst, Christ, has informed us that we need not pay your claim. We are unable to take any further action with respect to your claim; after all, he IS Christ. Thank you for continuing to send us your timely premium payments, M of O __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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