05-27-2004, 02:52 AM | #1 | ||
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So what did you buy Jim for his birthday?
I would wish a happy birthday to the reason we are all here.
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05-27-2004, 04:00 AM | #2 | |
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Rectal Trout and Colossal Squid??? Good catch steve. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jim!!!
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05-27-2004, 05:14 AM | #3 |
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Once, I've seen Dean Houston beat a child
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05-27-2004, 05:23 AM | #4 | |
Pro Starter
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I was going to mention Dean Houston but unlike the trout and the squid, I couldn't recall one positive story about Dean.
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05-27-2004, 05:24 AM | #5 |
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What, no age provided Jim?
Happy Birthday. |
05-27-2004, 06:22 AM | #6 |
College Starter
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happy birthday!
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05-27-2004, 06:26 AM | #7 |
Bonafide Seminole Fan
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!
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05-27-2004, 07:04 AM | #8 |
Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
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I bought him Moneyball, The Baseball Encyclopedia, a lifetime subscription to Baseball Weekly, a copy of Ball Four, and a lifetime subscription to any and all of Bill James' statistical analysis of the game. I hope he takes the hint.
All kidding aside: Happy Birthday Jim!
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05-27-2004, 07:17 AM | #9 | |
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Happy hatch day, Jim.
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05-27-2004, 07:19 AM | #10 |
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Happy birthday!
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05-27-2004, 07:26 AM | #11 |
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Happy B-Day, Jim!
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05-27-2004, 07:57 AM | #12 |
Coordinator
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Happy birthday! When do the spankings begin?
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05-27-2004, 08:29 AM | #14 |
Banned
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Was it really a birthday, or Jim's interpretation of a birthday?
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05-27-2004, 09:07 AM | #15 | |
Pro Starter
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... Happy Birthday Joe
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05-27-2004, 10:18 AM | #16 |
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FOF 2004
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05-27-2004, 10:20 AM | #17 |
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I bought him a positive review for his next game from druez.
Happy Birthday!!! |
05-27-2004, 11:15 AM | #18 | |
College Starter
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Just GREAT. You forgot the Ken Burns documentary. Now we'll NEVER get FOF Baseball.
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05-27-2004, 11:16 AM | #19 | |
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Not a very expensive gift. I think you can do better.
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05-27-2004, 12:00 PM | #20 |
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I bought him an IRS audit.
Unless "certain" terms can be worked out. POLITICAL SIM!!
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05-27-2004, 12:19 PM | #21 |
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Happy Birthday Jim!
I bought him a tackle box, so he can begin work on Front Office Trout Fishing 2004. |
05-27-2004, 12:30 PM | #22 |
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I bought him an NFLPA license, so he could take a dump on it.
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05-27-2004, 02:25 PM | #23 |
General Manager
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Happy birthday, Jimbo...
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05-27-2004, 02:26 PM | #24 | |
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Are you sure you're on a Jimbo basis. That's like calling up and giving him the old "it's me" routine.
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05-27-2004, 02:45 PM | #25 |
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Hey, I've been buying his products and reading his posts for five years now. I can call him whatever the damn well I please...
Hell, we were even in the same SimSports Basketball league for a while years ago...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 05-27-2004 at 02:48 PM. |
05-27-2004, 04:59 PM | #26 |
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Thanks for the kind thoughts.
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05-27-2004, 05:14 PM | #27 |
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Location: Syracuse, NY
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I got Jim tickets to this weekends lacrosse Final Four, a new Brine lacrosse stick, a subscription to every lacrosse magazine there is and an official "Syracuse Mohawks 2005 IHOF Champions" t-shirt... happy birthday
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05-27-2004, 07:19 PM | #28 |
Hall Of Famer
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Location: New Jersey
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Happy Birthday!
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05-27-2004, 08:26 PM | #29 |
College Benchwarmer
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Happy B-day man...
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05-27-2004, 09:21 PM | #30 |
"Dutch"
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Location: Tampa, FL
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Happy Birthday, Jim!
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05-28-2004, 10:12 AM | #31 |
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I got him an Ohio State jersey, wrapped in a Notre Dame jersey.
Oh, random questions...why am I suddenly banned from buying any future Solecismic product, and why did I have to return the ones I already own?
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"I'm A god. I'm not THE God...I don't think." Bill Murray, Groundhog Day Last edited by JasonC23 : 05-28-2004 at 10:13 AM. |
05-28-2004, 10:14 AM | #32 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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There's a clue about the next game buried in these words, I just know it.
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