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Old 05-27-2004, 02:52 AM   #1
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So what did you buy Jim for his birthday?

I would wish a happy birthday to the reason we are all here.

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Old 05-27-2004, 04:00 AM   #2
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I would wish a happy birthday to the reason we are all here.

Rectal Trout and Colossal Squid???

Good catch steve.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jim!!!
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:14 AM   #3
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Once, I've seen Dean Houston beat a child
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:23 AM   #4
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Once, I've seen Dean Houston beat a child

I was going to mention Dean Houston but unlike the trout and the squid, I couldn't recall one positive story about Dean.
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:24 AM   #5
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What, no age provided Jim?

Happy Birthday.
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Old 05-27-2004, 06:22 AM   #6
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happy birthday!
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Old 05-27-2004, 06:26 AM   #7
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:04 AM   #8
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I bought him Moneyball, The Baseball Encyclopedia, a lifetime subscription to Baseball Weekly, a copy of Ball Four, and a lifetime subscription to any and all of Bill James' statistical analysis of the game. I hope he takes the hint.


All kidding aside: Happy Birthday Jim!
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:17 AM   #9
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I bought him Moneyball, The Baseball Encyclopedia, a lifetime subscription to Baseball Weekly, a copy of Ball Four, and a lifetime subscription to any and all of Bill James' statistical analysis of the game. I hope he takes the hint.
It was that or your backlog of centerfolds from Curling Illustrated.



Happy hatch day, Jim.
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:19 AM   #10
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Happy birthday!
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:26 AM   #11
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Happy B-Day, Jim!
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:57 AM   #12
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Happy birthday! When do the spankings begin?
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:58 AM   #13
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Happy hatch day, Jim !
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Old 05-27-2004, 08:29 AM   #14
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Was it really a birthday, or Jim's interpretation of a birthday?
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:07 AM   #15
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Happy birthday! When do the spankings begin?
You mean they haven't already started...?

...

Happy Birthday Joe
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Old 05-27-2004, 10:18 AM   #16
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Old 05-27-2004, 10:20 AM   #17
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I bought him a positive review for his next game from druez.

Happy Birthday!!!
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Old 05-27-2004, 11:15 AM   #18
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I bought him Moneyball, The Baseball Encyclopedia, a lifetime subscription to Baseball Weekly, a copy of Ball Four, and a lifetime subscription to any and all of Bill James' statistical analysis of the game. I hope he takes the hint.


All kidding aside: Happy Birthday Jim!

Just GREAT. You forgot the Ken Burns documentary. Now we'll NEVER get FOF Baseball.

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Old 05-27-2004, 11:16 AM   #19
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I bought him a positive review for his next game from druez.

Happy Birthday!!!

Not a very expensive gift. I think you can do better.
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:00 PM   #20
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I bought him an IRS audit.

Unless "certain" terms can be worked out.

POLITICAL SIM!!
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:19 PM   #21
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Happy Birthday Jim!

I bought him a tackle box, so he can begin work on Front Office Trout Fishing 2004.
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:30 PM   #22
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I bought him an NFLPA license, so he could take a dump on it.
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:25 PM   #23
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Happy birthday, Jimbo...
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:26 PM   #24
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Happy birthday, Jimbo...


Are you sure you're on a Jimbo basis. That's like calling up and giving him the old "it's me" routine.
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:45 PM   #25
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Hey, I've been buying his products and reading his posts for five years now. I can call him whatever the damn well I please...

Hell, we were even in the same SimSports Basketball league for a while years ago...
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Old 05-27-2004, 04:59 PM   #26
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Thanks for the kind thoughts.
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:14 PM   #27
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I got Jim tickets to this weekends lacrosse Final Four, a new Brine lacrosse stick, a subscription to every lacrosse magazine there is and an official "Syracuse Mohawks 2005 IHOF Champions" t-shirt... happy birthday
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:19 PM   #28
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Happy Birthday!
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Old 05-27-2004, 08:26 PM   #29
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Happy B-day man...
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:21 PM   #30
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Happy Birthday, Jim!
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Old 05-28-2004, 10:12 AM   #31
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I got him an Ohio State jersey, wrapped in a Notre Dame jersey.


Oh, random questions...why am I suddenly banned from buying any future Solecismic product, and why did I have to return the ones I already own?

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Old 05-28-2004, 10:14 AM   #32
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Thanks for the kind thoughts.

There's a clue about the next game buried in these words, I just know it.
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