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Old 11-09-2004, 11:38 AM   #1
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Tara Reid Is Drunker Than A Skunk

And her dress falls down to reveal her junk.
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:38 AM   #2
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she should have kept her junk to herself.
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:39 AM   #3
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I've seen it already. Posting that link might be walking the fine thin line, just as a heads up.
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:39 AM   #4
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nice nipple scar
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:39 AM   #5
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what the hell is wrong with that?
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:41 AM   #6
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I've seen it already. Posting that link might be walking the fine thin line, just as a heads up.

Hmm, good point, rather safe than sorry.
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:42 AM   #7
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what the hell is wrong with that?

the stills are not kind to the work she had done.
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:43 AM   #8
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I dunno, a little distortion is no problem for me, i love all kinds of nipples, even the uneven ones.
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:44 AM   #9
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the stills are not kind to the work she had done.

those aren't the same boobies I saw in "Body Shots".... oh well....
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:44 AM   #10
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those aren't the same boobies I saw in "Body Shots".... oh well....

Jerry O'Connel has man boobs.
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:44 AM   #11
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it's funny because there are a few flashes before "it's" out, and then it is like a strobe light after that with all the cameras going nuts. And she just stands there thinking she is oh so loved by the people, not realizing it's just because her boob is out....
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:44 AM   #12
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It was a bad pic I barely stood up with out a lil help...
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:48 AM   #13
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I like how she gets all beligerent. Shes there for the sole purpose of getting her picture taken, then when the dumb bitch loses her damn dress and is too sloshed to realize it she starts getting all PMSey with the camera guys. Has anyone chick in Hollywood ever made more of a career out of doing less? I mean seriously, what in the blue hell has she done except portray a teenager recieving cunninglus, god damn these actresses are starting to piss me off.
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:57 AM   #14
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It would have been funny to see how long she would have stood there.
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:57 AM   #15
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:58 AM   #16
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It would have been funny to see how long she would have stood there.

Hours.
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Old 11-09-2004, 12:00 PM   #17
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Ya where is this link? Why can't it be hxxp'd?
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Old 11-09-2004, 12:07 PM   #18
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Old 11-09-2004, 12:08 PM   #19
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Just google 'Tara Reid slip', I'm sure you'll find something.
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Old 11-09-2004, 12:45 PM   #20
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Tara didn't skimp on size on her boob job did she...
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:13 PM   #21
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Honestly, after watching her in the American Pie movie, where it seemed the director would say "action" and she say to the actor, "So, Fancy meeting you here again." What the fuck, kind of acting is that!!! It was like they waited for the dolly to pass the line on the floor and that was their cue. HORRIBLE. I seriously wanted to kick her in the mouth. Sorry, im fired up today. Found out 3 of my weekends sales get nixed cuz no one gave me the right lot matrix to show those houses dont fit on those particular lots. Sucks for the customers more than me, cuz they had their hopes up but it still sucks nonetheless so I could easily go for a Tara Reid kick in the mouth now.
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:16 PM   #22
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Honestly, after watching her in the American Pie movie, where it seemed the director would say "action" and she say to the actor, "So, Fancy meeting you here again." What the fuck, kind of acting is that!!! It was like they waited for the dolly to pass the line on the floor and that was their cue. HORRIBLE. I seriously wanted to kick her in the mouth. Sorry, im fired up today. Found out 3 of my weekends sales get nixed cuz no one gave me the right lot matrix to show those houses dont fit on those particular lots. Sucks for the customers more than me, cuz they had their hopes up but it still sucks nonetheless so I could easily go for a Tara Reid kick in the mouth now.

That's probably the first time someone's wanted to hurt Tara Reid because of a bad day on the real estate market.
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:23 PM   #23
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but it still sucks nonetheless so I could easily go for a Tara Reid sex in the mouth now.

couldn't we all?
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:29 PM   #24
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tera reid is jessica spano/kelly kopowski/screech powers in a threeway with no condoms
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:33 PM   #25
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Honestly, after watching her in the American Pie movie, where it seemed the director would say "action" and she say to the actor, "So, Fancy meeting you here again." What the fuck, kind of acting is that!!!

I don't know, I thought she was quite good in The Big Lebowski.
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:33 PM   #26
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Honestly, after watching her in the American Pie movie, where it seemed the director would say "action" and she say to the actor, "So, Fancy meeting you here again." What the fuck, kind of acting is that!!! It was like they waited for the dolly to pass the line on the floor and that was their cue. HORRIBLE. I seriously wanted to kick her in the mouth. Sorry, im fired up today. Found out 3 of my weekends sales get nixed cuz no one gave me the right lot matrix to show those houses dont fit on those particular lots. Sucks for the customers more than me, cuz they had their hopes up but it still sucks nonetheless so I could easily go for a Tara Reid kick in the mouth now.

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Old 11-09-2004, 03:36 PM   #27
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I don't know, I thought she was quite good in The Big Lebowski.

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Old 11-09-2004, 03:38 PM   #28
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Flasch has been all fired up the past couple of days - first with the Stu Scott rap, now Tara Reid's acting. I think the election messed with his wiring...
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:39 PM   #29
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True, unfortunately, her offering BJ's for a couple of hundred dollars and then offering to let the guy watch, was the HIGH POINT of her career, professionally that is. The airplay she got from running her SUV into a queue will always be the most play she ever gets. Did I mention I'd like to kick her directly in the mouth? I cannot stand bad acting, especially when the part she is playing is as vapid as herself. You want to see good acting, watch the girl in 13. Not neessarily a great movie but the acting was awesome. (ridiculously I sat a kid in LA who was 'dating' her and he snuck her into the apt. while i was sleeping. I think he got some finger action but playing 'big bro' I grounded him and sent the girl packing. The next day I went to her place where her mom was with her BF of 15 years younger and told her that I caught her over there in the bed at 330 am. The mom was like, 'so?'.....Im not so sure she wasnt just playing herself in 13.) just a note....be fucking parent...even when your kid is your gravytrain. sorry, man im fired up!!!! WOOT!!
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:40 PM   #30
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Flasch has been all fired up the past couple of days - first with the Stu Scott rap, now Tara Reid's acting. I think the election messed with his wiring...


DOLA - Very true....hmmmmm
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:43 PM   #31
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the only time i've seen tera reid look good was in the big lebowski. go figure.
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Old 11-09-2004, 05:05 PM   #32
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She has some very scary nips...
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Old 11-09-2004, 05:08 PM   #33
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True, unfortunately, her offering BJ's for a couple of hundred dollars and then offering to let the guy watch, was the HIGH POINT of her career, professionally that is. The airplay she got from running her SUV into a queue will always be the most play she ever gets. Did I mention I'd like to kick her directly in the mouth? I cannot stand bad acting, especially when the part she is playing is as vapid as herself. You want to see good acting, watch the girl in 13. Not neessarily a great movie but the acting was awesome. (ridiculously I sat a kid in LA who was 'dating' her and he snuck her into the apt. while i was sleeping. I think he got some finger action but playing 'big bro' I grounded him and sent the girl packing. The next day I went to her place where her mom was with her BF of 15 years younger and told her that I caught her over there in the bed at 330 am. The mom was like, 'so?'.....Im not so sure she wasnt just playing herself in 13.) just a note....be fucking parent...even when your kid is your gravytrain. sorry, man im fired up!!!! WOOT!!

Somebody needs to switch to decaf...
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Old 11-09-2004, 05:46 PM   #34
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True, unfortunately, her offering BJ's for a couple of hundred dollars and then offering to let the guy watch, was the HIGH POINT of her career,

Unfortunately?
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Old 11-09-2004, 07:32 PM   #35
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The airplay she got from running her SUV into a queue will always be the most play she ever gets.

Are you sure you're not talking about Lizzie Grubman? I don't recall Tara Reid also plowing into a line of people, but I may have just missed that story.
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Old 11-09-2004, 08:20 PM   #36
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You want to see good acting, watch the girl in 13. Not neessarily a great movie but the acting was awesome.


i know im supposed to be trashing tara reid, but i just had to add that i caught "thirteen" at like 2 am last night on HBO, and was blown away by the acting. that whole movie just felt so....real. freaked me out.

anyway, dont mind me. carry on bashing tara.
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Old 11-09-2004, 08:51 PM   #37
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Old 11-09-2004, 09:45 PM   #38
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Are you sure you're not talking about Lizzie Grubman? I don't recall Tara Reid also plowing into a line of people, but I may have just missed that story.



see I think youre right now....but i still want to kick her in the mouth. Is that wrong?
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Old 11-09-2004, 10:43 PM   #39
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see I think youre right now....but i still want to kick her in the mouth. Is that wrong?

Nope. I just want to kick Paris Hilton in the mouth instead.
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Old 11-09-2004, 10:48 PM   #40
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Nope. I just want to kick Paris Hilton in the mouth instead.

I've said it before and i'll say it again, Paris Hilton has the ugliest vagina i've ever seen.
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:39 PM   #41
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I've said it before and i'll say it again, Paris Hilton has the ugliest vagina i've ever seen.

Come over to my place with some duct tape and I'll show you a really ugly vagina.
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Old 11-10-2004, 07:26 AM   #42
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Come over to my place with some duct tape and I'll show you a really ugly vagina.


so many interpretations, which way to go. Im going to go this way...I have to go to work today and dont need to be nauseous, thank you.
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Old 11-10-2004, 07:44 AM   #43
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