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Old 03-03-2003, 12:20 PM   #51
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Old 03-03-2003, 12:23 PM   #52
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"month"

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Old 03-03-2003, 12:29 PM   #53
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What rhymes with month??? Or silver? Or purple? Or octopus? I guess it depends on what you consider the "rules for rhyming" to be.
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Old 03-03-2003, 12:37 PM   #54
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What rhymes with month??? Or silver? Or purple? Or octopus?


bunth, dilver, gurple & froctopus.

Duh!
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Old 03-03-2003, 12:41 PM   #55
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Old 03-03-2003, 12:48 PM   #56
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What rhymes with month??? Or silver? Or purple? Or octopus? I guess it depends on what you consider the "rules for rhyming" to be.
Generally accepted rule is that the last paragraph has to rhyme. So "octopus" rhymes with "wuss".

If I remember it right, the only three words with no rhyme based on this definition are "orange", "month" and "oblige".
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Old 03-03-2003, 01:19 PM   #57
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I'm still searching for answers to these:

1. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

2. What is the speed of dark?

3. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

4. What's another word for synonym?

5. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

6. How can there be self-help groups?

7. Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

8. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

9. Why do they put braille on drive up ATMs?

10. If nothing sticks to Teflon then how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?


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Old 03-03-2003, 01:27 PM   #58
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11. why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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Old 03-03-2003, 01:28 PM   #59
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because milk has no bones?
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Old 03-03-2003, 01:28 PM   #60
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How come if you put a package in a car it's a shipment, but if you put it on a ship it's cargo?
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Old 03-03-2003, 01:48 PM   #61
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Silver is the other word that does not have another word that rhymes with it. At least, that's according to Oxford.
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Old 03-03-2003, 01:58 PM   #62
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Pink's "Get the Party Started" was written by 4 Non Blondes Linda Perry. Meaning, she has written two of the most aggravatingly overplayed songs in the history of pop music (remember the hey, hey, hey, what's going on song)


She's also the "real talent" behind some other attempted female pop star, but since I don't listen to that crap and they all sound the same, I'll be damned if I can remember who.
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Old 03-03-2003, 04:43 PM   #63
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Most of the Monkees' songs were written by Neil Diamond, including I'm a Believer, of course.
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Old 03-03-2003, 05:42 PM   #64
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purple?
*edit* didnt realize there was a second page! doh!


that said, ill add to the conversation. the little ridge between your nose and mouth is a filtrum.


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Old 03-03-2003, 05:53 PM   #65
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Old 03-03-2003, 05:56 PM   #66
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The gay black guy (Lamar) in "Revenge of the Nerds" is the voice of the Paladin in Diablo 2.


John Ritter is the voice of Clifford the Big Red Dog.
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Old 03-03-2003, 06:38 PM   #67
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Linda Perry is also Christina Aguilera's producer currently.
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Old 03-03-2003, 06:55 PM   #68
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The guy that played the role of Maxwell Smart was also the voice for Inspector Gadget.
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Old 03-03-2003, 06:58 PM   #69
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These are probably common knowledge but Howie Mandel is the voice of Gizmo in Gremlins and Deborah Winger is the voice of E.T.

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Old 03-03-2003, 07:54 PM   #70
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Kurt Russell played a jungle boy on Gilligan's Island.

Andrew Dice Clay was in an episode of MASH
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Old 03-03-2003, 08:23 PM   #71
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1. The voice of the ship's computer on star trek TNG is Gene Roddenberry's wife, who also played nurse chapel in the original series and Troi's mother in TNG.

2. From Iron Chef: neither Michiba nor Sakai (Blue Iron Chef Japanese and Red Iron Chef French) ever lost to an Italian chef.

3. The pesticide DDT can transform getetically male fish into fertile females.

4. Lucille Ball was actually considered for the role of Scarlet in Gone with the Wind.
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Old 03-03-2003, 11:05 PM   #72
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Attn: Sun Sneezers!

I'm sure many of you (well, probably about 700), sneeze when you look at the sun, or a bright light. Another good portion probably find it easier to 'get out the sneeze' if you perform the same action. The rest of us have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.

What I'm talking about is the theory of the ACHOO Syndrome, created by Roberta Pagon. The ACHOO Syndrome (Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome) was created by Pagon, a sneeze expert (yes, there's another one - there ARE sneeze experts!) while having an, ahem, typical, discussion at lunch.

Essentially it reveals that the cause for this phenomenon is the proximity of two nerves near the upper bridge of the nose. One relates to an indicator of bright light, the other an trigger of a sneeze. In the ~25% of the population who have ACHOO (it's been determined that it IS genetic), the bright light nerve is set off, and since it's so close to the sneeze nerve, triggers that one as well. Thus it sets off a sneeze. In those people who can't create a sneeze, but can help a sneeze along, it's because the bright light nerve is near, but not directly with the sneeze trigger. The sneeze nerve must be 'active' for the light nerve to set off an actual sneeze.

More information can be found at Discovery Online or Acts of Volition.

If anyone wants more info, I can provide.

(FTR, all this knowledge came from an inspiration when wanting to know how to make myself sneeze at about 10pm one evening. It resulted in a four-hour web-journey about this topic. Alas, I never did find a way to make myself sneeze. Any hints?)

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Old 03-03-2003, 11:09 PM   #73
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I have no clue what you are talking about, but my wife sneezes every time she walks outside into sunlight.
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Old 03-03-2003, 11:18 PM   #74
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I'm no professional at this sort of thing. If you're interested in more... scientific... documentation read the Discovery Online link.
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Old 03-03-2003, 11:23 PM   #75
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This is alot of interesting information.
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Old 03-03-2003, 11:26 PM   #76
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Emmanuel Lewis' birthday is next Sunday, he'll be 31.

He is the infamous little man, Webster.
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Old 03-03-2003, 11:30 PM   #77
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You can't keep your eyes open when you sneeze.


I think QS had presented a challenge!!
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Old 03-03-2003, 11:39 PM   #78
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This is alot of interesting information.


Agreed!
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Old 03-04-2003, 01:01 AM   #79
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Kris Benson, pitcher for the Pirates, was the #1 overall pick out of Clemson in the 1996 draft.

Why do I know this? I couldn't tell you any of the #1 picks from any specific year, especially where they went to school. But this one, I know...
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Old 03-04-2003, 01:02 AM   #80
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The part of 'Forrest Gump' was originally to be played by Bill Murray.
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Old 03-04-2003, 01:44 PM   #81
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I think Murray would have done a better job.

Blasphemy! I HATED Forrest Gump.
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Old 03-04-2003, 01:57 PM   #82
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Old 03-04-2003, 02:12 PM   #83
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I'm the 26th grandson of an illegitimate(sp) son of King Henry I of England. woohoo.

Stuides show most girls turn off of math during grade 3. I teach grade 3.

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Old 03-04-2003, 02:26 PM   #84
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More obscure movie trivia:

If not for an Italian taking over the Godfather, a blond Robert Redford might have been Michael Corleone. The producers were set on recruiting Redford but once Francis Ford Coppola took over as director, he wouldn't allow it.

The original three choices for Don Corleone were Lawrence Olivier, George C. Scott and Marlon Brando. Basically, Coppola picked out the three best actors in the world (feeling they were the only people qualified for the charisma needed in that role) and worked from there.

Sylvester Stallone was the original Beverly Hill's Cop but lost the role and Eddie Murphy took it, turned it into a comedy and became a star.

The Bill Murray role in Ghostbusters was originally meant for Jon Belushi. Akroyd was writing it while Belushi was still alive and the animated character of Slimer is a tribute to Belushi.

Tom Selleck was the original Indiana Jones but couldn't get out of his duties for Magnum P.I.
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Old 03-04-2003, 02:29 PM   #85
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Stuides show I turn off of The grade 3 nymph.


hmmmm
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Old 03-04-2003, 02:30 PM   #86
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still alive and the animated character of Slimer is a tribute to Belushi.


That's quite a tribute...
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Old 03-04-2003, 02:51 PM   #87
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that all of guys are good guys and that someday, I will see you in Heaven!!

God Bless all you my FOFC brothers and sisters(if any)!!

May the light shine on you and guide you home.

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that all of you guys are good guys and that someday, I will see you in Heaven!!

God Bless all you my FOFC brothers and sisters(if any)!!

May the light shine on you and guide you home.

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Old 03-04-2003, 06:20 PM   #89
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Old 03-05-2003, 03:31 PM   #90
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The guy that played the role of Maxwell Smart was also the voice for Inspector Gadget.

That would be Don Adams. About eight or ten years ago, he was eating lunch in a restraunt and a drive-by shooting occured, the bullet impacting near his table. When the police arrived and questioned him, he explained "Missed me by that much."
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Old 03-05-2003, 04:03 PM   #91
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The same Don Adams also did the voice of cartoon penguin Tennessee Tuxedo...
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Old 03-05-2003, 04:31 PM   #92
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Old 03-05-2003, 07:28 PM   #93
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The former lead guitarist of 80's metal band Dangerous Toys is now a country music artist, but not just any country music act. He is one of the most popular in all of Texas.

On a similar note, country artist Andy Griggs recently recorded a country music duet with former Cinderella frontman Tom Keifer who now lives in Nashville, TN where he is involved in various country music related projects. In fact he could soon be wearing a big hat, boots, and Wranglers while playing at your local honky tonk.

Here is a little blurb on Fowler the former DT guitarist...

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One listen to Kevin Fowler’s latest release, Beer, Bait And Ammo, and everyone seems to ask the same question: “ How do you go from playing in a hard rock band with a gold record to writing and performing great country music without missing a beat?”

The early part of Fowler’s musical career was not spent playing honky tonks and dance halls as it is today. In 1993, Fowler was playing lead guitar in Dangerous Toys, a hard rock hair band with two #1 videos on MTV and a gold record. Fowler says, “ I have simply come full circle.” Born and raised in Amarillo, Texas, his first musical exposure was to 70’s country music on the local AM radio station.

By 1995, he left Dangerous Toys to start his own group called Thunderfoot, a hard-edged southern rock band. Thunderfoot released its first CD, Southern Discomfort, on Perris Records in 1995. The album sold well in both Europe and the U.S., but Kevin yearned to return to his country roots and to his father’s music he had grown up on. Fowler decided to fire himself from the band he had founded, and took off a year to write and record his debut country record, One For The Road.


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Old 03-05-2003, 10:46 PM   #94
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