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54 Proof and Under $5.00 a Bottle
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01-18-2005, 02:35 AM | #2 |
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is that safe?
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01-18-2005, 03:02 AM | #3 | |
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Axxon: You're talking to me? Shorty Szell: Is is safe? Axxon: Is what safe? Shorty Szell: Is it safe? Axxon: I don't know what you mean. I can't tell you something's safe or not, unless I know specifically what you're talking about. Shorty Szell: Is it safe? Axxon: Tell me what the "it" refers to. Shorty Szell: Is it safe? Axxon: Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it. Shorty Szell: Is it safe? Axxon: No. It's not safe, it's... very dangerous, be careful.
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01-18-2005, 03:23 AM | #4 |
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what_the_fuck?
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01-18-2005, 03:40 AM | #5 | |
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I'm sure some of our other members will get the reference. It's from a great book and a great movie. One hint though. It isn't "The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner" but it's kinda close. It's also one of the most chilling scenes you could ever easily imagine happening but hopefully not to you.
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01-18-2005, 06:49 AM | #6 |
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My uncle was a bing drinking drunk. He used to come to our house to "dry out" at times. He would often go in our bathroom and drink Listerine until dad caught him. The next time he came and we didn't have Listerine, he drank a whole bottle of "Hi Karate."
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01-18-2005, 07:49 AM | #7 |
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I'm with you, Axxon.
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01-18-2005, 11:03 AM | #8 | |
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"Everybody was kung-foo fighting....."
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01-18-2005, 11:50 AM | #9 | |
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What happened next?
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01-18-2005, 01:01 PM | #10 |
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When I was in high school, they had some deal with some companies or something where they handed out a bunch of sample products to all the kids and one of them was mouthwash. Some genius figured out there was alcohol in it and thus you could get drunk. However, what someone didn't tell those idiots is that if you drink a bunch of 10 proof mouthwash, you're going to get sick to your stomach long before you get drunk so there were tons of idiots walking around school that day looking about as green as a Scope bottle.
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01-18-2005, 01:25 PM | #11 |
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Didn't Kitty Dukakis, wife of ex-MA governor Mike Dukakis, get taken to rehab after she was discovered using hair spray to get drunk?
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01-18-2005, 01:30 PM | #12 | |
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He smelled bad (not that he smelled good to begin with). Eventually (after drinking gasoline and kerosine in drinking binges and nearly dieing), he quit drinking, got married, and lived for 15 years until he died of live failure. He was 62, but he out lived my father (who never drank) by 4 years, and by 8 years in age. |
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01-19-2005, 01:37 PM | #13 | |
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 01-19-2005 at 01:37 PM. |
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01-19-2005, 02:17 PM | #14 |
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A few years ago one of the England Rugby team ended up in hospital in Paris (I think) after drinking a bottle of aftershave to win a bet.
Can't remember who it was, all I remember was one of his team-mates who'd visited him in hospital being interviewed on the way out and saying "He looks terrible...... but he smells lovely". |
01-19-2005, 02:31 PM | #15 | |
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