Kris Jenkins & Warren Sapp: Hetero life partners?

Mr. Sparkle · 06-03-2005, 05:26 AM

I don't think so. Jenkins on Sapp:

''I hate him... He talks too much, he doesn't make sense, he's fat, he's sloppy, he acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly, he stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too. Not too many people have personalities like that and survive in life. I don't know how he does it.''

Discuss.

Joe · 06-03-2005, 05:32 AM

Didn't say anything I can disagree with.

Ksyrup · 06-03-2005, 07:20 AM

You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank
Save your time don't give me that speech
And use that time to go brush your teeth
A good mouthwash would be a start
Cause your breath done smell like your mouth done a fart
You lie and yo breath stank
So bad it makes it hard to think
You lie and yo breath stank
Smells just like it's a septic tank
You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank
Damn homeboy won't you chew on some gum
You smell like a mixture of chili dogs and rum
Don't be cheap and just chew on a stick
Throw in the whole pack and chew on it quick
You lie and yo breath stank
So bad it makes it hard to think
You lie and yo breath stank
Rolls me over like a Sherman tank
You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank
Open your mouth the whole room stunk
You need a chisel to hammer off the funk
Your breath would turn a shirt into lint
So do us all a favor and suck on a mint
You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank
Open your mouth just another lie
What's that smell did somethin' die
A funky kind of stank that makes you go phew
Took a wiff straight out it was coming from you
You lie and yo breath stank
So bad it makes it hard to thank
You lie and yo breath stank
So bad damn your breath is rank
Damn yo breath stank

hoopsguy · 06-03-2005, 08:26 AM

Quote:

he stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too.

Perhaps James Spader can give Kris a dictionary so we can get some more detail on this stench.

JeeberD · 06-03-2005, 11:42 AM

Isn't it readily accepted knowledge that if an individuals breath stinks then their mouth will stink as well?

Bo Jackson's Hip · 06-03-2005, 11:51 AM

I thought I was the only person that remembered Infectious Grooves.

Tara · 06-03-2005, 12:05 PM

The beauty and the beast...

It's seem this two guys are both "fashinating"....how Kris can be so sure he is the beauty...

Julio Riddols · 06-03-2005, 02:04 PM

I'm gonna start calling my best stomach aches "preludes to soul-stinkers".

I just want to tell somebody they have a stinky soul today as well..

06-03-2005, 07:20 AM	#3
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank Save your time don't give me that speech And use that time to go brush your teeth A good mouthwash would be a start Cause your breath done smell like your mouth done a fart You lie and yo breath stank So bad it makes it hard to think You lie and yo breath stank Smells just like it's a septic tank You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank Damn homeboy won't you chew on some gum You smell like a mixture of chili dogs and rum Don't be cheap and just chew on a stick Throw in the whole pack and chew on it quick You lie and yo breath stank So bad it makes it hard to think You lie and yo breath stank Rolls me over like a Sherman tank You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank Open your mouth the whole room stunk You need a chisel to hammer off the funk Your breath would turn a shirt into lint So do us all a favor and suck on a mint You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank Open your mouth just another lie What's that smell did somethin' die A funky kind of stank that makes you go phew Took a wiff straight out it was coming from you You lie and yo breath stank So bad it makes it hard to thank You lie and yo breath stank So bad damn your breath is rank Damn yo breath stank __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 06-03-2005 at 07:21 AM.

06-03-2005, 11:42 AM	#5
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Isn't it readily accepted knowledge that if an individuals breath stinks then their mouth will stink as well? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-03-2005, 12:05 PM	#7
Tara Mascot Join Date: May 2005 Location: Rome, Italy	The beauty and the beast... It's seem this two guys are both "fashinating"....how Kris can be so sure he is the beauty... Last edited by Tara : 06-03-2005 at 12:05 PM.

06-03-2005, 02:04 PM	#8
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	I'm gonna start calling my best stomach aches "preludes to soul-stinkers". I just want to tell somebody they have a stinky soul today as well.. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

06-03-2005, 05:32 AM	#2
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	Didn't say anything I can disagree with.

06-03-2005, 11:51 AM	#6
Bo Jackson's Hip H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jacksonville, Florida	I thought I was the only person that remembered Infectious Grooves.

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