Is Billy Bob Bitter?

rkmsuf · 06-17-2005, 01:23 PM

What say you?

I kind of believe him. It's always the quiet ones that rock the house.

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Billie Bob knocks sex with Jolie
By Georgina Littlejohn, Metro
17 June 2005
When describing your ex's ability between the sheets, it can be hard to couch it tactfully.

So Billy Bob Thornton just came right out and spoke as he found.

Sleeping with Angelina Jolie is like '****ing the couch', the 49-year-old actor said.

His wincingly candid proclamation is likely to upset the Tomb Raider star's legion of fans, who last year voted her the world's sexiest woman.

'Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good,' said Thornton, who divorced Jolie in 2002 after three years of marriage.

Although he stopped short of mentioning Jolie by name, he told Esquire magazine: 'Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like ****ing the couch.'

For her part, Jolie, 30, could never be accused of prudishness.

She has boasted about her love of lesbian sex and said the man who meets her sadomasochistic needs will be 'the one'.

Of course, the best person to ask may be Brad Pitt. Jolie has hinted that she and the 40-year-old actor had a fling while making their new film, Mr and Mrs Smith.

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JPhillips · 06-17-2005, 01:24 PM

The only way this will ever be decided is if I have sex with her and provide an unbiased report!

Fonzie · 06-17-2005, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JPhillips

The only way this will ever be decided is if I have sex with her and provide an unbiased report!

To improve the validity of the case-report style of investigation it is usually a good idea to have multiple observations, so as to avoid the potential of biased reporting. As a trained observer of behavior, I am uniquely qualified to aid in your data-gathering, and hereby volunteer my services toward this noble effort.

Samdari · 06-20-2005, 07:10 AM

Who has f*cked a couch?

How can one make that comparison?

HomerJSimpson · 06-20-2005, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Who has f*cked a couch?

It was asking for it.

gottimd · 06-20-2005, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samdari

Who has f*cked a couch?

How can one make that comparison?

Maybe the same people that F*ck inflatable penguins?

Blackadar · 06-20-2005, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Fonzie

To improve the validity of the case-report style of investigation it is usually a good idea to have multiple observations, so as to avoid the potential of biased reporting. As a trained observer of behavior, I am uniquely qualified to aid in your data-gathering, and hereby volunteer my services toward this noble effort.

Count me in. My wife has even given me permission to do so, as long as it's only Jolie and only once..

oliegirl · 06-20-2005, 08:05 AM

I'll volunteer to sleep with her to have first hand account of her "love of lesbian sex"...it's a sacrifice, but someone's gotta do it. It's all in the name of science, right?

Samdari · 06-20-2005, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I'll volunteer to sleep with her to have first hand account of her "love of lesbian sex"...

Ok, we'll nominate you as the FOFC rep. But you damn well better post pix!

oliegirl · 06-20-2005, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Ok, we'll nominate you as the FOFC rep. But you damn well better post pix!

DEAL!

Fonzie · 06-20-2005, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I'll volunteer to sleep with her to have first hand account of her "love of lesbian sex"...it's a sacrifice, but someone's gotta do it. It's all in the name of science, right?

And...uh...y'know, like I was saying above...it would be a good idea to have a second "observer" to verify your...um..."observations."

I'll volunteer!

WSUCougar · 06-20-2005, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Who has f*cked a couch?

How can one make that comparison?

Well, it can't be too different than the recliner, and we've all done that.

sovereignstar · 06-20-2005, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Who has f*cked a couch?

Beavis used to fuck a couch. There.

Mustang · 06-20-2005, 09:49 AM

I'd hit it . . .

WSUCougar · 06-20-2005, 10:49 AM

Nice crack.

BigJohn&TheLions · 06-20-2005, 10:58 AM

More pushin' in the cushin'!

sterlingice · 06-20-2005, 11:44 AM

This thread reminds me of furnitureporn.com (it's only NSFW if furniture in compromising positions is considered porn).

SI

Fonzie · 06-20-2005, 11:48 AM

I hope there's some Scotchguard on that sweet little baby...

Ksyrup · 06-20-2005, 11:55 AM

Man, you guys like 'em wide-assed. Me, I prefer those sweet, tight-assed armchairs. When they recline just right...oh yeah!

Mustang · 06-20-2005, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Man, you guys like 'em wide-assed. Me, I prefer those sweet, tight-assed armchairs. When they recline just right...oh yeah!

Don't be bashing my wide assed Sof-Lo...

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