OT: More Mindless Fun (Spank the Monkey)

AnalBumCover · 03-27-2003, 08:24 AM

Do it now. Do it here.

Fritz · 03-27-2003, 08:38 AM

252 MPH

284 MPH

Ben E Lou · 03-27-2003, 09:05 AM

457 mph

MizzouRah · 03-27-2003, 09:14 AM

409!

Todd

JeeberD · 03-27-2003, 02:01 PM

Wow, ya'll make my 220 look really sad...

JeeberD · 03-27-2003, 02:04 PM

Oooh, up to 324...

Ksyrup · 03-27-2003, 02:19 PM

Second try - 545 MPH!

JeeberD · 03-27-2003, 02:24 PM

341...
344...

Ugh, I suck at spanking the monkey. It's all my girlfriends fault, I tell you!

Ksyrup · 03-27-2003, 02:29 PM

Try getting married, it works wonders for your "slap shot"...

Man, would I ever be dead if my wife found this place!

AnalBumCover · 03-27-2003, 03:57 PM

Why can't I spank my monkey as fast as you guys? I'm only spanking at 160 mph.

SplitPersonality1 · 03-27-2003, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalBumCover
Why can't I spank my monkey as fast as you guys?

Is this an honest question or just a shameless attempt at a QOTM?

Either way, it's a pretty good line ABC

FWIW, I'm having the same problem. I can't get it up over 220mph.

Craptacular · 03-27-2003, 04:59 PM

I think your mouse pointer speed settings and whether or not you have an optical mouse might make a big difference.

kid_dynamite · 03-27-2003, 05:27 PM

250!!!! wooohooooo

i was stuck around 130-140 and then i just pulled this monster out!

Ragone · 03-27-2003, 05:54 PM

Try upping your mouse cursor speed as well in the control panel

MikeVic · 03-27-2003, 06:12 PM

279mph is my highest so far

Ksyrup · 03-27-2003, 08:15 PM

I got my fastest speed at work - don't tell the boss!

At home, with a wireless mouse, I'm barely getting 250. not sure if that has something to do with it or not.

AnalBumCover · 03-27-2003, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SplitPersonality1
Is this an honest question or just a shameless attempt at a QOTM?

That depends: are you gonna nominate it for QOTM, or will I have to submit it myself?

Well, I changed the mouse settings to fastest speed and highest acceleration, and came up with 363 mph! I can spank with the big boys now!

Travis · 03-27-2003, 08:32 PM

473 so far, this is a really sick, perverted challenge...

I like it

Travis · 03-27-2003, 08:36 PM

498 mph, come on 500....

CamEdwards · 03-27-2003, 08:39 PM

God, spanking the monkey is addictive. I've been doing it for like twenty minutes now.

Hopefully I'll finish soon and I can click on that link to see what it's all about.

dacman · 03-27-2003, 08:56 PM

Ha ha...OK new challenge -- spank the money as SLOOOOWLY as possible...51 MPH.

Craptacular · 03-27-2003, 11:59 PM

I showed this to a friend of mine. He turned up his optical mouse to the highest speed, and he hit 557 mph on his third or fourth try.

Neuqua · 03-28-2003, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CamEdwards
God, spanking the monkey is addictive. I've been doing it for like twenty minutes now.

Hopefully I'll finish soon and I can click on that link to see what it's all about.

Neuqua

Airhog · 03-28-2003, 12:38 AM

I guess my mouse is fubared, I move it that fast, and it doesnt work right. thanks for finding this flaw in my mouse :|

JeeberD · 03-28-2003, 01:08 AM

Good lord, I turn my optical mouse's speed all the way up and the best I can muster is 380. I really, really suck at this...

Edit: Ooh, finally made it up to 405...

Ksyrup · 03-28-2003, 06:58 AM

I posted this elsewhere and one guy got 657.

Easy Mac · 03-28-2003, 07:19 AM

532

592

558

Kam · 03-28-2003, 07:29 AM

732 (pull it back all the way and then SLAP!)

SplitPersonality1 · 03-28-2003, 09:18 AM

Figure this out. I consistantly get in the 180-220 range. My daughter comes downstairs, startles me, my mouse moves and I get 444!!

I don't know what I did right??!?

I have yet to break 250 on any other "SLAP"

I hate this addicting little piece of web-trash. Thanks a lot ABC

03-27-2003, 08:38 AM	#2
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	252 MPH 284 MPH __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 03-27-2003 at 08:39 AM.

03-27-2003, 09:05 AM	#3
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	457 mph __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

03-27-2003, 02:01 PM	#5
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Wow, ya'll make my 220 look really sad... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-27-2003, 02:04 PM	#6
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Oooh, up to 324... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-27-2003, 02:19 PM	#7
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Second try - 545 MPH! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-27-2003, 09:14 AM	#4
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	409! Todd

03-27-2003, 02:24 PM	#8
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	341... 344... Ugh, I suck at spanking the monkey. It's all my girlfriends fault, I tell you! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-27-2003, 02:29 PM	#9
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Try getting married, it works wonders for your "slap shot"... Man, would I ever be dead if my wife found this place! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-27-2003, 03:57 PM	#10
AnalBumCover College Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: La Mirada, CA	Why can't I spank my monkey as fast as you guys? I'm only spanking at 160 mph. __________________ ABC's Game Giveaway list

03-27-2003, 04:59 PM	#12
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	I think your mouse pointer speed settings and whether or not you have an optical mouse might make a big difference.

03-27-2003, 05:27 PM	#13
kid_dynamite Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	250!!!! wooohooooo i was stuck around 130-140 and then i just pulled this monster out! __________________ Chicago Bears: ooh rah

03-27-2003, 05:54 PM	#14
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	Try upping your mouse cursor speed as well in the control panel

03-27-2003, 06:12 PM	#15
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	279mph is my highest so far

03-27-2003, 08:15 PM	#16
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I got my fastest speed at work - don't tell the boss! At home, with a wireless mouse, I'm barely getting 250. not sure if that has something to do with it or not. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-27-2003, 08:32 PM	#18
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	473 so far, this is a really sick, perverted challenge... I like it __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

03-27-2003, 08:36 PM	#19
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	498 mph, come on 500.... __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

03-27-2003, 08:39 PM	#20
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	God, spanking the monkey is addictive. I've been doing it for like twenty minutes now. Hopefully I'll finish soon and I can click on that link to see what it's all about. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

03-27-2003, 08:56 PM	#21
dacman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: speak to the trout	Ha ha...OK new challenge -- spank the money as SLOOOOWLY as possible...51 MPH. __________________ No signatures allowed.

03-27-2003, 11:59 PM	#22
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	I showed this to a friend of mine. He turned up his optical mouse to the highest speed, and he hit 557 mph on his third or fourth try.

03-28-2003, 12:38 AM	#24
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	I guess my mouse is fubared, I move it that fast, and it doesnt work right. thanks for finding this flaw in my mouse :\| __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

03-28-2003, 01:08 AM	#25
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Good lord, I turn my optical mouse's speed all the way up and the best I can muster is 380. I really, really suck at this... Edit: Ooh, finally made it up to 405... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 03-28-2003 at 01:18 AM.

03-28-2003, 06:58 AM	#26
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I posted this elsewhere and one guy got 657. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-28-2003, 07:19 AM	#27
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	532 592 558

03-28-2003, 07:29 AM	#28
Kam H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bloomington, IN	732 (pull it back all the way and then SLAP!)

03-28-2003, 09:18 AM	#29
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	Figure this out. I consistantly get in the 180-220 range. My daughter comes downstairs, startles me, my mouse moves and I get 444!! I don't know what I did right??!? I have yet to break 250 on any other "SLAP" I hate this addicting little piece of web-trash. Thanks a lot ABC

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