Be very careful when locking up your nuts

JeeberD · 08-10-2005, 09:31 AM

Jim? DD?

Testicles under padlock for two weeks

A US man was taken to hospital after having his testicles stuck in a padlock for two weeks.

The man, from Brentwood, New Hampshire, says a friend fastened the padlock to his scrotum after a drinking session.

Corporal H D Wood IV said the man was severely intoxicated and had passed out.

He told police that when he woke up the padlock was locked around the top of his scrotum and his friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Wood said.

The man tried to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock but without success.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock. The man was treated and released without sustaining lasting injury.

"At this point we are not sure if it was a prank, or if it was an intentional act, or something done during a sexual act," Wood said.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1492527.html?menu=

Ksyrup · 08-10-2005, 09:35 AM

My first thought was...this is precisely why I don't drink.

But then I started wondering...did he wake up 2 weeks later, wait 2 weeks before seeking medical attention, or did it take 2 weeks for the locksmith to unlock it? Inquiring minds want to know!

Noop · 08-10-2005, 09:37 AM

Skydog caused this to happen.. poor Suicane got drunk and Sov decided to play a prank on him.

rkmsuf · 08-10-2005, 09:37 AM

it was funny for two weeks to go around showing people

Mustang · 08-10-2005, 09:52 AM

Ok..

1.) Assuming the friend was male.. There are absolutely ZERO friends I have where I would do this to intentionally or unintentionally because I'm not lifting up their beanbag to put this on..

2.) What kind of desperation would you have to be feeling to thinking.. "Hmm.. hacksaw might work"

rkmsuf · 08-10-2005, 09:54 AM

I like how the key was broken off inside the lock.

gottimd · 08-10-2005, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

The man tried to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock but without success.

Not so sure about getting a hacksaw that close, I'd rather go to the hospital then risk accidental castration.

PackerFanatic · 08-10-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Not so sure about getting a hacksaw that close, I'd rather go to the hospital then risk accidental castration.

No kidding...not even out of despration would I put a hacksaw that close...gives me chills just thinking about it.

Anthony · 08-10-2005, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

Ok..

1.) Assuming the friend was male.. There are absolutely ZERO friends I have where I would do this to intentionally or unintentionally because I'm not lifting up their beanbag to put this on..

totally. he did it to himself. weird fucking deviants we humans are.

duckman · 08-10-2005, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Not so sure about getting a hacksaw that close, I'd rather go to the hospital then risk accidental castration.

I wouldn't mind castration to happen. This is the kind of people I wouldn't want for them to procreate. Better yet, take him out back and shoot him and do the world a favor.

BigJohn&TheLions · 08-10-2005, 12:42 PM

At least he didn't try using a 12 gauge to blow the lock off.

gottimd · 08-10-2005, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

At least he didn't try using a 12 gauge to blow the lock off.

I'm sure if he got himself into this situation, that thought probably crossed his mind. His friend probably talked him out of it, warning him of the dangers.

BigJohn&TheLions · 08-10-2005, 02:05 PM

I just thought of the worst part of it... Somewhere out there is a guy who put a lock on his friend's 'nads, and he is sitting there quietly while people are talking about this story.

rkmsuf · 08-10-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

I just thought of the worst part of it... Somewhere out there is a guy who put a lock on his friend's 'nads, and he is sitting there quietly while people are talking about this story.

yeah, I'm sure that's all this friend did down there.

korme · 08-10-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

Ok..

1.) Assuming the friend was male.. There are absolutely ZERO friends I have where I would do this to intentionally or unintentionally because I'm not lifting up their beanbag to put this on..

2.) What kind of desperation would you have to be feeling to thinking.. "Hmm.. hacksaw might work"

LMFAO

08-10-2005, 09:35 AM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	My first thought was...this is precisely why I don't drink. But then I started wondering...did he wake up 2 weeks later, wait 2 weeks before seeking medical attention, or did it take 2 weeks for the locksmith to unlock it? Inquiring minds want to know! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 08-10-2005 at 09:35 AM.

08-10-2005, 09:37 AM	#3
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Skydog caused this to happen.. poor Suicane got drunk and Sov decided to play a prank on him. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

08-10-2005, 09:37 AM	#4
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	it was funny for two weeks to go around showing people __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	Ok.. 1.) Assuming the friend was male.. There are absolutely ZERO friends I have where I would do this to intentionally or unintentionally because I'm not lifting up their beanbag to put this on.. 2.) What kind of desperation would you have to be feeling to thinking.. "Hmm.. hacksaw might work" __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

08-10-2005, 09:54 AM	#6
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I like how the key was broken off inside the lock. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-10-2005, 12:42 PM	#11
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	At least he didn't try using a 12 gauge to blow the lock off. __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

08-10-2005, 02:05 PM	#13
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	I just thought of the worst part of it... Somewhere out there is a guy who put a lock on his friend's 'nads, and he is sitting there quietly while people are talking about this story. __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

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