Tiger Woods biggest mistake: getting married - Page 10

CraigSca · 12-08-2009, 10:36 AM

No doctor here, but "advanced life support" sounds worse than it is. My wife had a fainting episode this past summer and we took her to the emergency room because of it. "Life support" was the regular paramedics crew. On the way to the hospital they picked up another paramedic who could perform basic IVs - this was "advanced life support".

Logan · 12-08-2009, 11:02 AM

Yeah there was clarification in the ESPN article as to what that meant: "Advanced life support is a term typically used by paramedics or EMTs for resuscitation efforts that extend beyond basic CPR. Typically, it includes things such as IV therapy, intubation, and/or drug administration."

Samdari · 12-08-2009, 11:25 AM

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Tiger Woods' mother-in-law was admitted to a hospital early Tuesday with a stomach ailment, a hospital spokesman said.

I think this torpedoes the idea that Elin had moved to a house down the street.

Maple Leafs · 12-08-2009, 11:30 AM

Was the stomach ailment caused by getting a good look at that Perkins waitress? Because if so, join the club.

RomaGoth · 12-08-2009, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Can't wait for the slow-speed golf cart chase.

This got no love and that is a travesty.

Dr. Sak · 12-08-2009, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Was the stomach ailment caused by getting a good look at that Perkins waitress? Because if so, join the club.

Just mean Maple Leafs

RomaGoth · 12-08-2009, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Just mean Maple Leafs

I will never eat at Perkins again.

Maple Leafs · 12-08-2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Steve Phillips wouldn't hit that.

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 12-08-2009, 11:44 AM

I thought it was his mother-in-law that was named Barbaro.

Kodos · 12-08-2009, 11:44 AM

She looks like a female version of Carrot Top.

RomaGoth · 12-08-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

She looks like a female version of Carrot Top.

Wait, Carrot Top is a male?

Dr. Sak · 12-08-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Steve Phillips wouldn't hit that.

"Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we'd made love," she told the paper. "He really did like it quite rough. He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on.

Young Drachma · 12-08-2009, 11:59 AM

Tiger Woods' mother-in-law released from hospital - ESPN

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-08-2009, 12:07 PM

Note to self: Stay away from anything in the Woods' refrigerator marked "Tiger."

Young Drachma · 12-08-2009, 12:07 PM

Mind - Postpartum Depression Strikes Fathers, Too - NYTimes.com

Logan · 12-08-2009, 12:44 PM

I'm only about halfway through, but I believe everything in this article.

Chaos In Tigerland: A Deadspin Investigation Into The Expensive Sexual Habits Of Pro Athletes - Tiger Woods Poon Parade - Deadspin

DanGarion · 12-08-2009, 01:16 PM

Maybe Tiger's mother in law is pregnant with Tiger's love child! That's why she had stomach pains.

Subby · 12-08-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Steve Phillips wouldn't hit that.

That's a pretty solid idea for a web site.

Noop · 12-08-2009, 01:26 PM

I will never understand why famous people get married... George Clooney has the right idea.

Subby · 12-08-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I will never understand why famous people get married... George Clooney has the right idea.

Because there is more to life than having sex with random hot women?

Subby · 12-08-2009, 01:33 PM

Autumn · 12-08-2009, 01:38 PM

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j/k

lol

Mizzou B-ball fan · 12-08-2009, 03:03 PM

Good lord.....NSFW.......

hxxp://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/tiger_woods_didnt_use_a_condom.php

Dr. Sak · 12-08-2009, 03:20 PM

Dude a little warning please

Samdari · 12-08-2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

j/k

I was gonna ask, "What?"

Rizon · 12-08-2009, 03:27 PM

Tiga Tiga woods ya'll

Flasch186 · 12-08-2009, 03:29 PM

so I wonder if Tiger gets resoundingly booed when he enters the tee box next time.

albionmoonlight · 12-08-2009, 03:32 PM

I'm still suprised by this. Not because I had any sense that Tiger was too moral to chase tail. But because, if asked, I would have figured that he would not do anything that would jeopardize his golf game. Why bag some skank when you could be getting in 9 holes of practice?

I guess he had time to be the best golfer in the world and bang skanks. He should do an ad for whatever electronic organizer he uses.

Rizon · 12-08-2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

I'm still suprised by this. Not because I had any sense that Tiger was too moral to chase tail. But because, if asked, I would have figured that he would not do anything that would jeopardize his golf game. Why bag some skank when you could be getting in 9 holes of practice?

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I think he was getting those 9 holes of practice ....

RomaGoth · 12-08-2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

Why bag some skank when you could be getting in 9 holes of practice?

Some would say he was doing both at the same time....

Edit: Rizon beat me to it, guess I need to refresh the page more often.

Young Drachma · 12-08-2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

so I wonder if Tiger gets resoundingly booed when he enters the tee box next time.

Only if an LPGA gallery shows up. You know, if they had fans over there.

RainMaker · 12-08-2009, 03:57 PM

I didn't think it was a huge deal when the first girl came forward, but the guy is really coming across as a huge piece of shit now that it appears he was fucking anyone with a vagina. Who the fuck does that to the Mother of their children? I know cheating happens but Tiger seems to have no fucking conscience at all to be so blatant and aggressive in it.

Might be the greatest golfer ever but is a horrible human being.

Rizon · 12-08-2009, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Some would say he was doing both at the same time....

Edit: Rizon beat me to it, guess I need to refresh the page more often.

I refresh every 30 seconds.

RainMaker · 12-08-2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

Easy. By winning.

Everyone loves winners.

His image is tarnished. If this was one affair, it's different, but it is looking more and more like he was fucking girls all over the place while his wife was at home raising their children. Not to mention the fact he commited a DUI and looks to be a drug abuser. That is just not the image a lot of companies are going to want backing their products.

Tiger wasn't paying these women off because he felt that winning a few tournaments would fix it. He was doing it because he knows this is a huge strike against him.

sabotai · 12-08-2009, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Might be the greatest golfer ever but is a horrible human being.

+1

DanGarion · 12-08-2009, 04:02 PM

HEY GUYS TIGER WOODS WAS IN A SERIOUS ACCIDENT!

Flasch186 · 12-08-2009, 04:07 PM

O NOEZ

Dr. Sak · 12-08-2009, 04:08 PM

Maybe HBO should hire Tiger Woods to promote the new season of Big Love

endemicFOF · 12-08-2009, 04:13 PM

Hopefully Tiger gets help for his heroin/opium/narcotic/vicodin/etc problem, certainly not a joke.

Maple Leafs · 12-08-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

so I wonder if Tiger gets resoundingly booed when he enters the tee box next time.

I've never heard it called that before.

Honolulu_Blue · 12-08-2009, 04:16 PM

At the end of the day, I think Tiger will come out of this fine. He may lose some sponsors, but he wont lose Nike. He is Nike golf. I don't think Nike had a golfing line - at least not one of note - before Tiger Woods. He also IS golf. He's much larger than his sport. So, he'll continue to be a draw, probably now more than ever, in fact.

Other than his fellow golfers, who don't seem to like him all that much and are probably reveling in this whole mess, the "golf world" - fans, announcers, etc. - will embrace him when he returns. They will cheer him and shower him with praise for overcoming this very difficult time (even though it's one entirely of his own making). They will rally around "their" Tiger and in a few months this whole thing will blow over.

He may lose some of his non-golf sponsors, since he's become a total joke at the moment, but I don't think they will all totally abandon him and, after a year or so, some others will pop back up. This whole thing will definitely cost him more many than most of us will likely make in our lifetimes combined.

JPhillips · 12-08-2009, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

Good lord.....NSFW.......

The Superficial - Tiger Woods didn't use a condom with this

If I were you I'd pull that before the HNIC gives you a boxing for posting a NSFW link.

Kodos · 12-08-2009, 04:51 PM

Can't wait until news of his underground cockfighting ring breaks.

DaddyTorgo · 12-08-2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

His image is tarnished. If this was one affair, it's different, but it is looking more and more like he was fucking girls all over the place while his wife was at home raising their children. Not to mention the fact he commited a DUI and looks to be a drug abuser. That is just not the image a lot of companies are going to want backing their products.

Tiger wasn't paying these women off because he felt that winning a few tournaments would fix it. He was doing it because he knows this is a huge strike against him.

I agree. He's now moved up to "Douchebag #1 status" in my book

Young Drachma · 12-08-2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

At the end of the day, I think Tiger will come out of this fine. He may lose some sponsors, but he wont lose Nike. He is Nike golf. I don't think Nike had a golfing line - at least not one of note - before Tiger Woods. He also IS golf. He's much larger than his sport. So, he'll continue to be a draw, probably now more than ever, in fact.

Other than his fellow golfers, who don't seem to like him all that much and are probably reveling in this whole mess, the "golf world" - fans, announcers, etc. - will embrace him when he returns. They will cheer him and shower him with praise for overcoming this very difficult time (even though it's one entirely of his own making). They will rally around "their" Tiger and in a few months this whole thing will blow over.

He may lose some of his non-golf sponsors, since he's become a total joke at the moment, but I don't think they will all totally abandon him and, after a year or so, some others will pop back up. This whole thing will definitely cost him more many than most of us will likely make in our lifetimes combined.

Indeed. Nike Golf didn't exist pre-Tiger. They created it a few years after he went pro and he eventually switched to their equipment once his earlier deals expired.

And yeah, people forget that the overwhelming majority of golf fans are rich dudes. Emphasis on rich. Emphasis on dudes. Couple that with the fact that no one in his sport has the drawing power he does, his earning power shouldn't be hurt by this much, especially overseas where he still commands seven-figure appearance fees.

His behavior is despicable, but I don't think it's endemic to only him...I just think he was massively sloppy (pun intended) and now his hubris is coming back to bite him.

DaddyTorgo · 12-08-2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JPhillips

If I were you I'd pull that before the HNIC gives you a boxing for posting a NSFW link.

sssh - that'd give us some peace in the obama thread for a few days

RomaGoth · 12-08-2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Might be the greatest golfer ever but is a horrible human being.

+2

Kodos · 12-08-2009, 04:55 PM

This whole thing is going to revolutionize the way that I don't watch golf.

lerriuqs · 12-08-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

At the end of the day, I think Tiger will come out of this fine. He may lose some sponsors, but he wont lose Nike. He is Nike golf. I don't think Nike had a golfing line - at least not one of note - before Tiger Woods. He also IS golf. He's much larger than his sport. So, he'll continue to be a draw, probably now more than ever, in fact.

Other than his fellow golfers, who don't seem to like him all that much and are probably reveling in this whole mess, the "golf world" - fans, announcers, etc. - will embrace him when he returns. They will cheer him and shower him with praise for overcoming this very difficult time (even though it's one entirely of his own making). They will rally around "their" Tiger and in a few months this whole thing will blow over.

He may lose some of his non-golf sponsors, since he's become a total joke at the moment, but I don't think they will all totally abandon him and, after a year or so, some others will pop back up. This whole thing will definitely cost him more many than most of us will likely make in our lifetimes combined.

Other golfers may not like him, but they also know he's their meal-ticket. Purses have gone up a lot since Tiger joined the tour and there's no other golfer that would have caused the same change to happen. The change in the level of buzz about the game when he had the knee injury showed that to be the case.

My prediction is that he will have one of his best years ever - he's about 18 months after knee surgery now and has a few more months to go before the new season really starts. And the 2nd year timeframe is when athletes with knee injuries really seem to fully recover. So we'll have a fully healthy Tiger who's pissed off at the world. Not a good combination for the opposition when you combine it with the internal drive he's shown that he has already.

Honolulu_Blue · 12-08-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

This whole thing is going to revolutionize the way that I don't watch golf.

+1

I could care less about golf. The only time I ever watch golf is when I go to my parents' place. They always have golf on TV. Even then, I don't really watch it.

Ever since my one summer as a cady, I have loathed the sport.

12-08-2009, 10:36 AM	#451
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	No doctor here, but "advanced life support" sounds worse than it is. My wife had a fainting episode this past summer and we took her to the emergency room because of it. "Life support" was the regular paramedics crew. On the way to the hospital they picked up another paramedic who could perform basic IVs - this was "advanced life support". __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

12-08-2009, 11:30 AM	#454
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Was the stomach ailment caused by getting a good look at that Perkins waitress? Because if so, join the club. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

12-08-2009, 11:44 AM	#459
Ronnie Dobbs2 Pro Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Bahston Mass	I thought it was his mother-in-law that was named Barbaro. __________________ There's no I in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think

12-08-2009, 11:44 AM	#460
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	She looks like a female version of Carrot Top. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

12-08-2009, 11:59 AM	#463
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Tiger Woods' mother-in-law released from hospital - ESPN Last edited by Young Drachma : 12-08-2009 at 11:59 AM.

12-08-2009, 11:02 AM	#452
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Yeah there was clarification in the ESPN article as to what that meant: "Advanced life support is a term typically used by paramedics or EMTs for resuscitation efforts that extend beyond basic CPR. Typically, it includes things such as IV therapy, intubation, and/or drug administration."

12-08-2009, 12:07 PM	#464
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Note to self: Stay away from anything in the Woods' refrigerator marked "Tiger."

12-08-2009, 12:07 PM	#465
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Mind - Postpartum Depression Strikes Fathers, Too - NYTimes.com

12-08-2009, 12:44 PM	#466
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I'm only about halfway through, but I believe everything in this article. Chaos In Tigerland: A Deadspin Investigation Into The Expensive Sexual Habits Of Pro Athletes - Tiger Woods Poon Parade - Deadspin

12-08-2009, 01:16 PM	#467
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Maybe Tiger's mother in law is pregnant with Tiger's love child! That's why she had stomach pains. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-08-2009, 01:26 PM	#469
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I will never understand why famous people get married... George Clooney has the right idea. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

12-08-2009, 01:33 PM	#471
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	j/k __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

12-08-2009, 03:03 PM	#473
Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	Good lord.....NSFW....... hxxp://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/tiger_woods_didnt_use_a_condom.php Last edited by Mizzou B-ball fan : 12-10-2009 at 07:52 AM.

12-08-2009, 03:20 PM	#474
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Dude a little warning please

12-08-2009, 03:29 PM	#477
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	so I wonder if Tiger gets resoundingly booed when he enters the tee box next time. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

12-08-2009, 03:32 PM	#478
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	I'm still suprised by this. Not because I had any sense that Tiger was too moral to chase tail. But because, if asked, I would have figured that he would not do anything that would jeopardize his golf game. Why bag some skank when you could be getting in 9 holes of practice? I guess he had time to be the best golfer in the world and bang skanks. He should do an ad for whatever electronic organizer he uses. Last edited by albionmoonlight : 08-12-2014 at 10:30 AM.

12-08-2009, 03:57 PM	#482
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	I didn't think it was a huge deal when the first girl came forward, but the guy is really coming across as a huge piece of shit now that it appears he was fucking anyone with a vagina. Who the fuck does that to the Mother of their children? I know cheating happens but Tiger seems to have no fucking conscience at all to be so blatant and aggressive in it. Might be the greatest golfer ever but is a horrible human being.

12-08-2009, 04:02 PM	#486
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	HEY GUYS TIGER WOODS WAS IN A SERIOUS ACCIDENT! __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-08-2009, 04:07 PM	#487
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	O NOEZ __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

12-08-2009, 04:08 PM	#488
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Maybe HBO should hire Tiger Woods to promote the new season of Big Love

12-08-2009, 04:13 PM	#489
endemicFOF n00b Join Date: Oct 2009	Hopefully Tiger gets help for his heroin/opium/narcotic/vicodin/etc problem, certainly not a joke.

12-08-2009, 04:16 PM	#491
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	At the end of the day, I think Tiger will come out of this fine. He may lose some sponsors, but he wont lose Nike. He is Nike golf. I don't think Nike had a golfing line - at least not one of note - before Tiger Woods. He also IS golf. He's much larger than his sport. So, he'll continue to be a draw, probably now more than ever, in fact. Other than his fellow golfers, who don't seem to like him all that much and are probably reveling in this whole mess, the "golf world" - fans, announcers, etc. - will embrace him when he returns. They will cheer him and shower him with praise for overcoming this very difficult time (even though it's one entirely of his own making). They will rally around "their" Tiger and in a few months this whole thing will blow over. He may lose some of his non-golf sponsors, since he's become a total joke at the moment, but I don't think they will all totally abandon him and, after a year or so, some others will pop back up. This whole thing will definitely cost him more many than most of us will likely make in our lifetimes combined. __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

12-08-2009, 04:51 PM	#493
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Can't wait until news of his underground cockfighting ring breaks. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

12-08-2009, 04:55 PM	#498
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	This whole thing is going to revolutionize the way that I don't watch golf. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

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