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Old 02-10-2010, 04:51 PM   #5001
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These girls can't seriously be 21...can they?

I tend to think yes, but it's also in Germany so as long as they're 16 they're good on the beer; as far as you leering at them, well, that's your call...
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Old 02-10-2010, 04:52 PM   #5002
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I tend to think yes, but it's also in Germany so as long as they're 16 they're good on the beer; as far as you leering at them, well, that's your call...

Oh I have no qualms with leering at them...I'm speaking strictly about the brews.
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Old 02-10-2010, 05:18 PM   #5003
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You forget that a good deal (most?) Western countries don't have the ridiculous 21 age limit on alcohol the US does
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Old 02-10-2010, 05:32 PM   #5004
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Old 02-10-2010, 05:42 PM   #5005
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Old 02-10-2010, 06:34 PM   #5006
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as far as you leering at them, well, that's your call...

This was the obvious omission from Albion's legal poll.
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Old 02-10-2010, 06:39 PM   #5007
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I just came back from our local Wal-Mart, and it seems like my town as a high rate of people that don't walk right. I saw all sorts of limps and such out there. I've never worked a factory, but I know there are a lot around, but surely there can't be that many people getting hurt on the job. I bet I saw a dozen people with a disability of some sort today.

And they want to put a Biomass incinerator in town, like this town's health isn't bad enough.


Oh, and the Colts picture is not cool. Stover is old enough to be McAfee's dad.

So, a NAMBLA type of pic then?
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Old 02-10-2010, 07:31 PM   #5008
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Old 02-10-2010, 08:27 PM   #5009
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Old 02-10-2010, 08:34 PM   #5010
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:14 AM   #5011
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:29 PM   #5012
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Well, there was a two hour break between 7:15 and 9:15....
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:38 PM   #5013
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It still means he had an erection for more than 4 hours (9:15 to 2:27). I hope the Gmail access was to send an email to his doctor.
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:46 PM   #5014
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It still means he had an erection for more than 4 hours (9:15 to 2:27). I hope the Gmail access was to send an email to his doctor.

Naw....He needed to order more Viagra.
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:00 PM   #5015
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Well, there was a two hour break between 7:15 and 9:15....

That link at 7:15 is to a full length porn.

Erm... or so I heard... yeah, that's it.
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:03 PM   #5016
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Is it just me, or is anyone else going to try some of those redtube links?
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:08 PM   #5017
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Is it just me, or is anyone else going to try some of those redtube links?

Does Already Tried qualify for Going to Try?
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:20 PM   #5018
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Well the reason why she got that tattoo on her back was because she is an attention whore. So when she walks around in public it makes her moist to know that people are staring and judging her, it makes her feel liberated not to be a square.

On a side note I am very disappointed they did not receive the load in their mouths. I mean shit if you're going to get that tattooed on your skin might as well have them enjoying some man juice.
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Old 02-11-2010, 09:51 PM   #5019
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Old 02-11-2010, 10:53 PM   #5020
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I hope this dude isn't your broker.


When did they start making life sized Hotwheels cars?
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Old 02-12-2010, 12:25 AM   #5021
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Old 02-12-2010, 12:32 AM   #5022
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haha thats awesome
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Old 02-12-2010, 05:30 AM   #5023
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Old 02-12-2010, 10:21 AM   #5024
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Old 02-12-2010, 10:37 AM   #5025
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lol I thought the dog was trying to screw the other one, but then I saw what it was trying to do. Pretty awesome!
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Old 02-12-2010, 05:52 PM   #5026
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Old 02-12-2010, 05:55 PM   #5027
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Paging QuikSand...
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Old 02-12-2010, 05:57 PM   #5028
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Is it just me, or is anyone else going to try some of those redtube links?

Well I had to see which video broke the streak.
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:04 PM   #5029
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That's an abomination.
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:06 PM   #5030
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That's an abomination.

I KNOW! Can you believe they put quotes around his name?!?!

(actually I found that image on the blog of unnecessary question marks)

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Old 02-12-2010, 07:47 PM   #5031
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I know it's not an image, but it's pretty funny nonetheless:

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Old 02-12-2010, 11:56 PM   #5032
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Old 02-13-2010, 12:14 AM   #5033
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That's actually pretty good

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Old 02-13-2010, 02:59 AM   #5034
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Old 02-13-2010, 10:49 AM   #5035
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Obviously a lot on that attention span thing are silly, but boo to putting babies on uninteresting.
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Old 02-13-2010, 10:55 AM   #5036
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MK. That is a pretty cool picture. Whats the background info?
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Old 02-13-2010, 11:02 AM   #5037
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Old 02-13-2010, 09:57 PM   #5038
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Old 02-14-2010, 11:43 AM   #5039
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Old 02-15-2010, 09:35 AM   #5040
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Old 02-15-2010, 09:36 AM   #5041
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Old 02-15-2010, 09:45 AM   #5042
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Old 02-15-2010, 12:10 PM   #5043
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Old 02-15-2010, 12:57 PM   #5044
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Old 02-15-2010, 01:00 PM   #5045
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See this is why I don't complain about all the other animated gifs that get posted, I'm more than willing to suffer through some slower load times and mediocrity if it means that I'm not going to miss out on a cheerleader getting eaten by a mascot. That's the best thing that's been posted in this entire thread I do believe.
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Old 02-15-2010, 01:17 PM   #5046
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See this is why I don't complain about all the other animated gifs that get posted, I'm more than willing to suffer through some slower load times and mediocrity if it means that I'm not going to miss out on a cheerleader getting eaten by a mascot. That's the best thing that's been posted in this entire thread I do believe.

Sadly, that very funny animated gifs reign as "the best thing that's been posted in this entire thread" lasted only three posts, because then came this, the new champion:

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Old 02-15-2010, 01:26 PM   #5047
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Sadly, that very funny animated gifs reign as "the best thing that's been posted in this entire thread" lasted only three posts, because then came this, the new champion:

Bah.. lingerie and titties are all over teh nets.

I dare you to find me another cheerleader eating mascot.
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Old 02-15-2010, 01:32 PM   #5048
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I dare you to find me another mascot eating cheerleader.

Now I'd pay to see THAT.
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Old 02-15-2010, 01:34 PM   #5049
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Now I'd pay to see THAT.

Doh!
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Old 02-15-2010, 01:36 PM   #5050
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I dare you to find me another cheerleader eating mascot.

Boom. Roasted. There are two of them in that link (I don't know how to embed the youtube clips). The Google provided me this within seconds.

Basketbawful

And refering to those pictures as simply "lingerie and titties" is like saying you have a small collection of toys or referring to the Deathstar as just a "space station".
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