Stalls - Page 11

Easy Mac · 05-07-2012, 04:48 PM

Used the lavatory.

A couple of law clerks came in to pee. They exulted in their inexperience using computers. One also used "bro" in a non-ironic manner.

This is the first time I can recall hearing "bro" without irony. I just thought it was a term of derision for young twenty-somethings us older folk use.

Needless to say, I felt old... and I had the urge to reprimand him.

molson · 05-07-2012, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Used the lavatory.

A couple of law clerks came in to pee. They exulted in their inexperience using computers. One also used "bro" in a non-ironic manner.

This is the first time I can recall hearing "bro" without irony. I just thought it was a term of derision for young twenty-somethings us older folk use.

Needless to say, I felt old... and I had the urge to reprimand him.

At least he didn't say "brah".

tyketime · 05-29-2012, 09:19 PM

Stopped at a Rest Stop on way back home over the Holiday weekend. Dude walks to urinal two down from me with a styrofoam cup in one hand. He then proceeds to pee while continuing to drink from his cup. I think perhaps he's taking the "replenish your fluids" thing a bit too seriously. I mean really... he couldn't wait one minute to enjoy his beverage?

stevew · 12-13-2012, 12:15 AM

Was pissing in a one bowl open room toilet and I noticed a potential mythical creature today...the shit dam. Someone had laid simultaneous brown cucumbers with no TP. They merged forces to create a mythical "top kill" the likes that deep water horizon needed. I pissed off to the side as to not violate the integrity of the shitstruction.

When I was done, I eagerly awaited the results. Would this flush? It did not.

The identity of the shit brick layer will never be known. But I salute him.

Desnudo · 12-13-2012, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Used the lavatory.

A couple of law clerks came in to pee. They exulted in their inexperience using computers. One also used "bro" in a non-ironic manner.

This is the first time I can recall hearing "bro" without irony. I just thought it was a term of derision for young twenty-somethings us older folk use.

Needless to say, I felt old... and I had the urge to reprimand him.

Totally should have bro

Easy Mac · 10-21-2013, 04:40 PM

Why do I get better 4g reception in the bathrooms at work than at my desk? I could understand if they were at the edge of the building, but they're right in the middle.

Bobble · 10-22-2013, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Why do I get better 4g reception in the bathrooms at work than at my desk? I could understand if they were at the edge of the building, but they're right in the middle.

Check Tobin's Spirit Guide. Was your building built by an insane architect who started the cult of Gozer?

BrianD · 10-23-2013, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobble

Check Tobin's Spirit Guide. Was your building built by an insane architect who started the cult of Gozer?

Insane, or genius?

Honolulu_Blue · 10-23-2013, 02:23 PM

The toilet in the handicap stall* on my floor at work has a flushing mechanism that's simply too powerful. When you flush after taking a dump the water violently churns. Sometimes it's so strong that brown water flies out of the toilet and onto the seat.

It's gross.

* I always use the handicap stall if it's available, regardless of location.

spleen1015 · 10-23-2013, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

The toilet in the handicap stall* on my floor at work has a flushing mechanism that's simply too powerful. When you flush after taking a dump the water violently churns. Sometimes it's so strong that brown water flies out of the toilet and onto the seat.

It's gross.

* I always use the handicap stall if it's available, regardless of location.

+1.

Normal toilets are too short for me.

DaddyTorgo · 10-23-2013, 10:06 PM

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Easy Mac · 11-24-2013, 05:12 PM

So we are breakfast at a restaurant this morning. My tummy immediately started to hurt, so when we were done, I excuses myself to the bathroom. I was in there for about 3-4 minutes when I hear someone come in. I'm currently unloading, but after about a minute he starts to huff and kind of whine that I'm still shitting.

Then he says "are you still alive in there?"

I say "yes sir, I'm sorry, in really trying to hurry."

About 30 seconds later he just says"what kind of person just sits in a stall, then he storms out."

Now I'm frantically wiping, even though I'm not really done, but I'm trying to be nice. I mostly clean up, flush, and wash my hands.

I exit the bathroom and he's standing at the end of the hallway and just eyes me. Turns out he's probably in his mid to late 70s.

I pass and say sorry.

Then his wife is about 15 feet further standing next to some tables.

As I walk by, she says,"pfft, jerk."

I stop and say, "sorry, I was going to the bathroom" but not sarcastically.

She then says, "next time don't just sit there."

I responded, "would you like to go in there and check, I can show you what I did." This was definitely said sarcastically/assholishly.

I then turned and went to leave.

Then, I see them behind me. They don't even bother going to the bathroom, they just go to pay.

The only saving grace is I didn't say to her what I wanted to, which was "just die already if this is how you live, the world would be much better." That probably wouldn't have endeared me to the people sitting nearby.

Are there really people who just sit in stalls? Believe me, I didn't want to be sitting in that stall, it's not like I was having a good time.

Those asses just ruined my day before it really started.

Desnudo · 11-24-2013, 07:49 PM

I think you set your self up when you responded to his whining. Most you'll ever get out of me is "occupied." He should know toilets are no conversation areas.

Blackadar · 11-24-2013, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

So we are breakfast at a restaurant this morning. My tummy immediately started to hurt, so when we were done, I excuses myself to the bathroom. I was in there for about 3-4 minutes when I hear someone come in. I'm currently unloading, but after about a minute he starts to huff and kind of whine that I'm still shitting.

Then he says "are you still alive in there?"

I say "yes sir, I'm sorry, in really trying to hurry."

About 30 seconds later he just says"what kind of person just sits in a stall, then he storms out."

Now I'm frantically wiping, even though I'm not really done, but I'm trying to be nice. I mostly clean up, flush, and wash my hands.

I exit the bathroom and he's standing at the end of the hallway and just eyes me. Turns out he's probably in his mid to late 70s.

I pass and say sorry.

Then his wife is about 15 feet further standing next to some tables.

As I walk by, she says,"pfft, jerk."

I stop and say, "sorry, I was going to the bathroom" but not sarcastically.

She then says, "next time don't just sit there."

I responded, "would you like to go in there and check, I can show you what I did." This was definitely said sarcastically/assholishly.

I then turned and went to leave.

Then, I see them behind me. They don't even bother going to the bathroom, they just go to pay.

The only saving grace is I didn't say to her what I wanted to, which was "just die already if this is how you live, the world would be much better." That probably wouldn't have endeared me to the people sitting nearby.

Are there really people who just sit in stalls? Believe me, I didn't want to be sitting in that stall, it's not like I was having a good time.

Those asses just ruined my day before it really started.

The correct course of action is to lob shit grenades over the stall door.

sterlingice · 11-24-2013, 08:05 PM

Speaking of poo related items:
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Apathetic Lurker · 11-24-2013, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

So we are breakfast at a restaurant this morning. My tummy immediately started to hurt, so when we were done, I excuses myself to the bathroom. I was in there for about 3-4 minutes when I hear someone come in. I'm currently unloading, but after about a minute he starts to huff and kind of whine that I'm still shitting.

Then he says "are you still alive in there?"

I say "yes sir, I'm sorry, in really trying to hurry."

About 30 seconds later he just says"what kind of person just sits in a stall, then he storms out."

Now I'm frantically wiping, even though I'm not really done, but I'm trying to be nice. I mostly clean up, flush, and wash my hands.

I exit the bathroom and he's standing at the end of the hallway and just eyes me. Turns out he's probably in his mid to late 70s.

I pass and say sorry.

Then his wife is about 15 feet further standing next to some tables.

As I walk by, she says,"pfft, jerk."

I stop and say, "sorry, I was going to the bathroom" but not sarcastically.

She then says, "next time don't just sit there."

I responded, "would you like to go in there and check, I can show you what I did." This was definitely said sarcastically/assholishly.

I then turned and went to leave.

Then, I see them behind me. They don't even bother going to the bathroom, they just go to pay.

The only saving grace is I didn't say to her what I wanted to, which was "just die already if this is how you live, the world would be much better." That probably wouldn't have endeared me to the people sitting nearby.

Are there really people who just sit in stalls? Believe me, I didn't want to be sitting in that stall, it's not like I was having a good time.

Those asses just ruined my day before it really started.

At that point I make it a point of just chillin' a bit longer..No reason to inconvenience myself.....

Dodgerchick · 05-15-2014, 06:34 PM

Yeah so, someone peeked as I was doing my business in the stall. When she realized I was in there, she sighed and went to another one. For the love of Christ, if you wanna use that stall, pull on the damn door to see if it's occupied, DON'T FUCKIN LOOK IN THERE!!11!!

Dodgerchick · 05-15-2014, 06:46 PM

dola,

There's a lady who habitually doesn't wash her hands. She does her thing, flushes the toilet and walks out... eww. I started looking at people's shoes so I can find out who this person is. Today I found out who it is and I can never see her the same again. One thing's for damn sure, I ain't eating any of her food at pot lucks anymore!!

That's some nasty shit. Pun not intended.

Dodgerchick · 05-15-2014, 06:49 PM

double dola,

The women's restroom fuckin' wreaks. I swear, every time I leave the restroom I can smell the nasty on me. Gross ass shit. There's a girl who brings Lysol with her every time she goes in the stall it smells so bad.

CraigSca · 05-15-2014, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

dola,

There's a lady who habitually doesn't wash her hands. She does her thing, flushes the toilet and walks out... eww. I started looking at people's shoes so I can find out who this person is. Today I found out who it is and I can never see her the same again. One thing's for damn sure, I ain't eating any of her food at pot lucks anymore!!

That's some nasty shit. Pun not intended.

How can you tell someone hasn't washed their hands by looking at their feet?

stevew · 07-28-2015, 01:48 AM

Norwegian golf course plagued by serial pooper - The Local

Stavanger Golf Club in south-west Norway has, for the last ten years, been the victim of an unknown culprit who has been using several of the course's holes as a toilet.

Greenskeeper, Kenneth Tennfjord, is the man tasked with dealing with the perpetrator’s deposits.

“He has a couple of favourite holes,” he told Norwegian newspaper, Rogaland Avis. “And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman,” Tennfjord says.

Suicane75 · 07-28-2015, 03:33 AM

How sexist.

Kodos · 07-28-2015, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CraigSca

How can you tell someone hasn't washed their hands by looking at their feet?

By recognizing their shoes.

Schmidty · 07-29-2015, 08:52 AM

See, if the Random garbage thread had existed at the time, we wouldn't even have this thing of beauty.

path12 · 07-30-2015, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Norwegian golf course plagued by serial pooper - The Local

Stavanger Golf Club in south-west Norway has, for the last ten years, been the victim of an unknown culprit who has been using several of the course's holes as a toilet.

Greenskeeper, Kenneth Tennfjord, is the man tasked with dealing with the perpetrator’s deposits.

“He has a couple of favourite holes,” he told Norwegian newspaper, Rogaland Avis. “And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman,” Tennfjord says.

I'm spending Christmas week in Stavanger. I'll keep an eye out.

Julio Riddols · 07-30-2015, 11:49 PM

This would make a fantastic Coen Bros film.

'Greenskeeper'

Starring Paul Giamatti as caddy Roy Baker

John Goodman as course owner Leland Cartwright III

Steve Buscemi as groundskeeper Pete Wrigley

William H. Macy as semi pro golfer Charlie "Slice" Martin

and Tom Cruise with a cameo as homeless lunatic and heroin junkie Pooper Jenkins

With quotable lines like

"Dammit, Roy.. I told you to check the hole before I shot. Both my balls are covered in shit now! It's gonna play hell with the trajectory!"

and

"Does this guy even wipe?"

and

"My daddy built this place with his own hands, and I will be damned if I am letting some midget with... digestive issues.. ruin the biggest tournament we have ever held here!"

and this memorable exchange:

"I'm not doing it."
"Not doing what?"
"I'm not cleaning the giant turd on hole 16."
"Well goddammit Pete, why not??"
"I have dignity to uphold Mr. Cartwright. I have a wife and kids!"

Logan · 08-24-2015, 12:21 PM

Guy a couple stalls down from me is eating in there. I can tell there are at least two different wrappers involved and he's also burped. Is this guy getting bullied in our small eating space everyday and he had to escape?

timmae · 08-24-2015, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

Guy a couple stalls down from me is eating in there. I can tell there are at least two different wrappers involved and he's also burped. Is this guy getting bullied in our small eating space everyday and he had to escape?

Multi tasking of course, lol! He's also updating facebook status and picking his nose most likely.

Suicane75 · 08-24-2015, 12:28 PM

Eating in a public toilet. I'd like to take this guy in this years death pool.

Dutch · 08-24-2015, 01:15 PM

I waited to flush while some dude was in the shitter ending a conference call. Worst decision I've made in a while in hindsight. No pun intended.

JPhillips · 08-24-2015, 01:45 PM

Last year I was in a restroom and watched a student go into a stall with a Subway sandwich.

lighthousekeeper · 10-09-2015, 02:10 PM

ALL HAIL THE LEARNING URINAL SIMULATOR:

Urinal Man - Learning Urinal Simulator

(I got a B)

RomaGoth · 10-09-2015, 02:13 PM

I often wonder if I am the only one who has a "regular" time of day that I take a dump. I believe it is around 1pm...

Chief Rum · 10-09-2015, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

ALL HAIL THE LEARNING URINAL SIMULATOR:

Urinal Man - Learning Urinal Simulator

(I got a B)

A+!

I'm the Piss CHampion.

timmae · 10-09-2015, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

I often wonder if I am the only one who has a "regular" time of day that I take a dump. I believe it is around 1pm...

Thankfully this was posted at 1:13 and not 1:01. Does it finish at 1:10?!

Logan · 10-09-2015, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

I often wonder if I am the only one who has a "regular" time of day that I take a dump. I believe it is around 1pm...

I'm usually a 10am guy.

Grover · 10-09-2015, 03:47 PM

2:15 for me. Clockwork.

Easy Mac · 10-09-2015, 04:55 PM

Mine is, whenever the cleaning ladies are most likely to knock on the door to clean. I could go at any time of day and I'm still assured of them knocking. I just assume they have a tracker in me.

RomaGoth · 10-09-2015, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Mine is, whenever the cleaning ladies are most likely to knock on the door to clean. I could go at any time of day and I'm still assured of them knocking. I just assume they have a tracker in me.

Nah, it's the government. Do you REALLY believe those women are just cleaning ladies?

RomaGoth · 10-09-2015, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmae

Thankfully this was posted at 1:13 and not 1:01. Does it finish at 1:10?!

Actually, that was 12:10 my time. I feel much better now though.

stevew · 10-09-2015, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

I'm usually a 10am guy.

Why would you give up homefield advantage like that. Get your shits together at home. Unless you leave for work at like 6am

Logan · 10-10-2015, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Why would you give up homefield advantage like that. Get your shits together at home. Unless you leave for work at like 6am

Why shit at home for free when you could be paid to shit at work?

BillJasper · 10-10-2015, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

Why shit at home for free when you could be paid to shit at work?

This is how I've always felt.

Grover · 10-10-2015, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

Why shit at home for free when you could be paid to shit at work?

Exactly.

timmae · 04-22-2016, 02:15 PM

Someone painted the bowl a good one this morning... not me but I did stand back to admire... err... pick the next stall. I don't even want to know the urgency of that event..

TCY Junkie · 11-10-2016, 05:53 PM

When a guy 6 foot 8 comes out of stall cleaning restroom you make for sure you hit the urinal so not even splash back gets on the floor.

Easy Mac · 01-24-2017, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmae

Someone painted the bowl a good one this morning... not me but I did stand back to admire... err... pick the next stall. I don't even want to know the urgency of that event..

I went to use the single bathroom at lunch so I could change into running clothes. I lifted the lid to pee before I went out, and every square inch under the toilet seat was splattered with crap. I mean it was everywhere, like in one of those bad comedies where someone walks into a stall with crap everywhere. I'd never seen anything like it in real life.

I still peed in it, but I stood an extra foot back. Somehow, there was no smell in the bathroom.

Suicane75 · 01-24-2017, 02:25 PM

Maybe it was a lady. Ladies don't have smelly poo.

stevew · 12-21-2017, 09:34 AM

Office Phone Call - SNL - YouTube

albionmoonlight · 05-21-2018, 10:11 AM

The bathrooms on our floor are being renovated, so we have to take the elevators to another floor to use the restroom.

This is as annoying as it sounds.

10-23-2013, 02:23 PM	#509
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	The toilet in the handicap stall* on my floor at work has a flushing mechanism that's simply too powerful. When you flush after taking a dump the water violently churns. Sometimes it's so strong that brown water flies out of the toilet and onto the seat. It's gross. * I always use the handicap stall if it's available, regardless of location. __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

11-24-2013, 08:05 PM	#515
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Speaking of poo related items: Amazon.com: Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag: Grocery & Gourmet Food SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

05-15-2014, 06:49 PM	#519
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	double dola, The women's restroom fuckin' wreaks. I swear, every time I leave the restroom I can smell the nasty on me. Gross ass shit. There's a girl who brings Lysol with her every time she goes in the stall it smells so bad. Last edited by Dodgerchick : 05-15-2014 at 06:53 PM.

07-29-2015, 08:52 AM	#524
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	See, if the Random garbage thread had existed at the time, we wouldn't even have this thing of beauty. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

07-30-2015, 11:49 PM	#526
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	This would make a fantastic Coen Bros film. 'Greenskeeper' Starring Paul Giamatti as caddy Roy Baker John Goodman as course owner Leland Cartwright III Steve Buscemi as groundskeeper Pete Wrigley William H. Macy as semi pro golfer Charlie "Slice" Martin and Tom Cruise with a cameo as homeless lunatic and heroin junkie Pooper Jenkins With quotable lines like "Dammit, Roy.. I told you to check the hole before I shot. Both my balls are covered in shit now! It's gonna play hell with the trajectory!" and "Does this guy even wipe?" and "My daddy built this place with his own hands, and I will be damned if I am letting some midget with... digestive issues.. ruin the biggest tournament we have ever held here!" and this memorable exchange: "I'm not doing it." "Not doing what?" "I'm not cleaning the giant turd on hole 16." "Well goddammit Pete, why not??" "I have dignity to uphold Mr. Cartwright. I have a wife and kids!" __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA Last edited by Julio Riddols : 07-30-2015 at 11:59 PM.

05-07-2012, 04:48 PM	#501
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Used the lavatory. A couple of law clerks came in to pee. They exulted in their inexperience using computers. One also used "bro" in a non-ironic manner. This is the first time I can recall hearing "bro" without irony. I just thought it was a term of derision for young twenty-somethings us older folk use. Needless to say, I felt old... and I had the urge to reprimand him.

05-29-2012, 09:19 PM	#503
tyketime College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Stopped at a Rest Stop on way back home over the Holiday weekend. Dude walks to urinal two down from me with a styrofoam cup in one hand. He then proceeds to pee while continuing to drink from his cup. I think perhaps he's taking the "replenish your fluids" thing a bit too seriously. I mean really... he couldn't wait one minute to enjoy his beverage?

12-13-2012, 12:15 AM	#504
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Was pissing in a one bowl open room toilet and I noticed a potential mythical creature today...the shit dam. Someone had laid simultaneous brown cucumbers with no TP. They merged forces to create a mythical "top kill" the likes that deep water horizon needed. I pissed off to the side as to not violate the integrity of the shitstruction. When I was done, I eagerly awaited the results. Would this flush? It did not. The identity of the shit brick layer will never be known. But I salute him.

10-21-2013, 04:40 PM	#506
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Why do I get better 4g reception in the bathrooms at work than at my desk? I could understand if they were at the edge of the building, but they're right in the middle.

10-23-2013, 10:06 PM	#511
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	ThinkGeek :: Star Trek Transporter Room Bath Mat & Shower Curtain Set

11-24-2013, 05:12 PM	#512
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	So we are breakfast at a restaurant this morning. My tummy immediately started to hurt, so when we were done, I excuses myself to the bathroom. I was in there for about 3-4 minutes when I hear someone come in. I'm currently unloading, but after about a minute he starts to huff and kind of whine that I'm still shitting. Then he says "are you still alive in there?" I say "yes sir, I'm sorry, in really trying to hurry." About 30 seconds later he just says"what kind of person just sits in a stall, then he storms out." Now I'm frantically wiping, even though I'm not really done, but I'm trying to be nice. I mostly clean up, flush, and wash my hands. I exit the bathroom and he's standing at the end of the hallway and just eyes me. Turns out he's probably in his mid to late 70s. I pass and say sorry. Then his wife is about 15 feet further standing next to some tables. As I walk by, she says,"pfft, jerk." I stop and say, "sorry, I was going to the bathroom" but not sarcastically. She then says, "next time don't just sit there." I responded, "would you like to go in there and check, I can show you what I did." This was definitely said sarcastically/assholishly. I then turned and went to leave. Then, I see them behind me. They don't even bother going to the bathroom, they just go to pay. The only saving grace is I didn't say to her what I wanted to, which was "just die already if this is how you live, the world would be much better." That probably wouldn't have endeared me to the people sitting nearby. Are there really people who just sit in stalls? Believe me, I didn't want to be sitting in that stall, it's not like I was having a good time. Those asses just ruined my day before it really started.

11-24-2013, 07:49 PM	#513
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I think you set your self up when you responded to his whining. Most you'll ever get out of me is "occupied." He should know toilets are no conversation areas.

05-15-2014, 06:34 PM	#517
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	Yeah so, someone peeked as I was doing my business in the stall. When she realized I was in there, she sighed and went to another one. For the love of Christ, if you wanna use that stall, pull on the damn door to see if it's occupied, DON'T FUCKIN LOOK IN THERE!!11!!

05-15-2014, 06:46 PM	#518
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	dola, There's a lady who habitually doesn't wash her hands. She does her thing, flushes the toilet and walks out... eww. I started looking at people's shoes so I can find out who this person is. Today I found out who it is and I can never see her the same again. One thing's for damn sure, I ain't eating any of her food at pot lucks anymore!! That's some nasty shit. Pun not intended.

07-28-2015, 01:48 AM	#521
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Norwegian golf course plagued by serial pooper - The Local Stavanger Golf Club in south-west Norway has, for the last ten years, been the victim of an unknown culprit who has been using several of the course's holes as a toilet. Greenskeeper, Kenneth Tennfjord, is the man tasked with dealing with the perpetrator’s deposits. “He has a couple of favourite holes,” he told Norwegian newspaper, Rogaland Avis. “And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman,” Tennfjord says.

07-28-2015, 03:33 AM	#522
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	How sexist.

08-24-2015, 12:21 PM	#527
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Guy a couple stalls down from me is eating in there. I can tell there are at least two different wrappers involved and he's also burped. Is this guy getting bullied in our small eating space everyday and he had to escape?

08-24-2015, 12:28 PM	#529
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Eating in a public toilet. I'd like to take this guy in this years death pool.

08-24-2015, 01:15 PM	#530
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	I waited to flush while some dude was in the shitter ending a conference call. Worst decision I've made in a while in hindsight. No pun intended.

08-24-2015, 01:45 PM	#531
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	Last year I was in a restroom and watched a student go into a stall with a Subway sandwich. __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

10-09-2015, 02:10 PM	#532
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	ALL HAIL THE LEARNING URINAL SIMULATOR: Urinal Man - Learning Urinal Simulator (I got a B) __________________ ...

10-09-2015, 03:47 PM	#537
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	2:15 for me. Clockwork. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

10-09-2015, 04:55 PM	#538
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Mine is, whenever the cleaning ladies are most likely to knock on the door to clean. I could go at any time of day and I'm still assured of them knocking. I just assume they have a tracker in me.

04-22-2016, 02:15 PM	#545
timmae College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicago	Someone painted the bowl a good one this morning... not me but I did stand back to admire... err... pick the next stall. I don't even want to know the urgency of that event.. __________________ Interactive OOTP 15 Dynasty (Single Season) CHAMPION!! Oh yeah... Happy New York Day everyone!

11-10-2016, 05:53 PM	#546
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	When a guy 6 foot 8 comes out of stall cleaning restroom you make for sure you hit the urinal so not even splash back gets on the floor. __________________ I try to open things I probably have no chance of opening.

01-24-2017, 02:25 PM	#548
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Maybe it was a lady. Ladies don't have smelly poo.

12-21-2017, 09:34 AM	#549
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Office Phone Call - SNL - YouTube

05-21-2018, 10:11 AM	#550
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	The bathrooms on our floor are being renovated, so we have to take the elevators to another floor to use the restroom. This is as annoying as it sounds.

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