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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)
Defeats The Thread Killer(Sambo) In 4 minutes 44 seconds Erik emerges victorious in the sparring match! |
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04-18-2003, 04:18 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Kansas
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Ok, Erik is now Co-Captain.
I see a certain manager named Marcv2 registered a couple of fighters to our team. |
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04-18-2003, 04:21 PM
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SI Games
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Melbourne, FL
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Heh - you're welcome to join my team also (Crash Damage) if the FOF one starts getting crowded ...
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04-18-2003, 04:21 PM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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So Coffee is the captain of one team and a co-captain of another? Interesting...
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04-18-2003, 04:22 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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I'm special like that.
Although, I dunno if the Alien Hoarde will take off or not. I thought it an amusing idea. |
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04-18-2003, 04:25 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Kansas
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Colossal Squid(Sumo)
Defeats Blossom(Krav Maga) In 15 minutes 6 seconds Booyah. C-Squid is the king of sparring. Forgot Coffee was running the other team as well. |
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04-18-2003, 04:25 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Randy Steele has sent an application.
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04-18-2003, 04:26 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Fightin Ronny Cox(Jeet Kune Do)
Defeats Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu) In 11 minutes 48 seconds WooHoo! Of course, it did take me four tries for Ronny to win.. 
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04-18-2003, 04:30 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Randy's brother, Vincent is also going to apply to be a part of FOFC Team Squid.
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04-18-2003, 04:31 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Kansas
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Heh, I was thinking about maybe working some sorta Pre-Season Inner FOFC Team Squid tourney, but you can only spar with your guys, so it'd be a bit trickier to pull off.
Anyhow, I'm just really bored, and I'm having too much fun fiddling with this for no reason. |
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04-18-2003, 04:31 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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You CANNOT STOP ERIK!
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04-18-2003, 04:34 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Dola.
And Erik's wife, Elissa Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There, now lives. |
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04-18-2003, 04:34 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Kansas
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Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)
Defeats Colossal Squid(Sumo) In 6 minutes 18 seconds My God, he's right.  DAMN YOU ERIK! DAMN YOUZ TO HELL! |
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04-18-2003, 04:37 PM
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Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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Man quit beating up The Thread Killer... how is he supposed to debut when you guys keep putting him in the hospital!
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04-18-2003, 04:38 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Florida
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Quote:
everyone gets the gym's bonus..... its once you start buying equipment, then its gets spread out. So if you buy a Free wieghts bench that gives + 5 power and you have 5 people on your team, everyone gets 1 point of power.
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04-18-2003, 06:16 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Internets
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Of my 4 fighters, I is set to go against JeeberD and 2 are against SirFozzie.
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04-18-2003, 06:37 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ...down the gravity well
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I'm in:
My fighters are Qwikshot Jones, and Mantis George...one in each team...
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"General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams |
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04-18-2003, 06:38 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Mine are Cthulu and Azathoth.
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04-18-2003, 06:48 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)
Defeats Randy Steele(Bushidokan) In 6 minutes 26 seconds Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu) Defeats Vincent Steele(Special Forces Training) In 6 minutes 7 seconds Steroids, anyone? 
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04-18-2003, 06:54 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Kansas
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Who's managing The Oval Office?
Trying to keep track of who everyone is, so I don't let any infidel outsiders into our sacred team. edit: There's my answer. Last edited by Calis : 04-18-2003 at 06:56 PM. |
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04-18-2003, 06:54 PM
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Torchbearer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: On Lake Harriet
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My fighters are:
The Oval Office Mullet Bingkowski Lee Ivy |
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04-18-2003, 06:55 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Randy Steele(Bushidokan)
Defeats Elissa Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Kuk Sool Wan) In 4 minutes 40 seconds Vincent Steele(Special Forces Training) Defeats Elissa Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Kuk Sool Wan) In 4 minutes 28 seconds We can't beat the husband, so we take on the wife.
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04-18-2003, 06:56 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Oh that's it.
Erik is very, very unhappy now. ERIK KILL! |
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04-18-2003, 06:57 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Randy Steele(Bushidokan)
Defeats Colossal Squid(Sumo) In 0 minutes 20 seconds Vincent Steele(Special Forces Training) Defeats Colossal Squid(Sumo) In 6 minutes 56 seconds
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04-18-2003, 06:58 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Randy Steele(Bushidokan)
Defeats Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu) In 8 minutes 8 seconds
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04-18-2003, 06:58 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)
Defeats Randy Steele(Bushidokan) In 5 minutes 27 seconds Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu) Defeats Vincent Steele(Special Forces Training) In 5 minutes 52 seconds Erik is satisfied now. His wife's honor is reclaimed. |
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04-18-2003, 06:58 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Wow, after setting my strategies, my guys look to be doing decent.
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04-18-2003, 06:59 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Vincent Steele(Special Forces Training)
Defeats Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu) In 8 minutes 11 seconds
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04-18-2003, 06:59 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Kansas
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What the hell? You think you can just waltz in here and beat C. Squid in 20 seconds?
YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY RANDY STEELE! |
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04-18-2003, 07:00 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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That was pretty sad. Figured he woulda put a tougher match.
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04-18-2003, 07:01 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Damn, my guys can't lose to Erik. 2 minutes 23 seconds.
Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There is out cold. This fight is over. The ring doctor rushes to the ring but it looks pretty bad. He can't revive Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There and is calling for a stretcher. They carry the unconcious form of Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There to the lockers, while Randy Steele accepts the applause of this fired up crowd.
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04-18-2003, 07:04 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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The funny thing is...every sparring match I've done against the brothers results in things like...
Randy Steele taps out. This fight is over. Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There revels in the applause of the crowd while Randy Steele dejectedly heads for the locker rooms. |
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04-18-2003, 07:07 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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This is weird, cause everytime I go up against the husband, and wife, they always go unconsious, or the ref says enough.
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04-18-2003, 07:13 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Kansas
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I present to you, THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!
Colossal Squid is unconcious. This fight is over. The ring doctor moves to the ring and revives Colossal Squid. He helps Colossal Squid to the lockers, leaving Colossal Squid to bask in the glory of victory and the roar of the crowd. Colossal Squid(Sumo) Defeats Colossal Squid(Sumo) In 5 minutes 10 seconds |
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04-18-2003, 07:14 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Whoo. My 4th and final fighter, Muton Soldier, goes up against Oval Office in the first 'official' fight.
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04-18-2003, 07:17 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Kansas
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Hmm, I've come to the conclusion C-Squid can beat NO ONE except for the girlies in our team. Fugging Sumo's, looks like I'm back to the strategy drawing board.
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04-18-2003, 07:18 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ...down the gravity well
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Qwikshot Jones will kick all your base belong to us.
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"General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams |
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04-18-2003, 07:19 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Erik Smash.
Brazilian Ju-Jitsu, baby. The choice of the Neither Here Nor There. |
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04-18-2003, 07:30 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Kansas
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Bah figures, I made a BJJ guy first, as I'm a big fan, but I couldn't see C-Squid as one, he just screamed Sumo to me.
I might have to put my BJJ guy in the Team Squid as well, so I can feel a little better. |
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04-18-2003, 07:48 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ...down the gravity well
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When can Qwikshot Jones join the Collosal Squid team, he wants to bash some heads.
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"General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams |
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04-18-2003, 07:50 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Hmm, Brandon "The Big Bad" Wolfram is beating everyone except for the Flamebeards and the Steeles. Damn you all!!!
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04-18-2003, 07:56 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Kansas
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Qwik, you should be in? I'm showing you as in at least. Something funky?
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04-18-2003, 07:56 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Internets
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My fighter is worse than the Squid:
Head like a Hole taps out. This fight is over. Colossal Squid revels in the applause of the crowd while Head like a Hole dejectedly heads for the locker rooms. Colossal Squid(Sumo) Defeats Head like a Hole(Aikido) In 3 minutes 41 seconds
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04-18-2003, 07:57 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Internets
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And the Thread Killer:
Head like a Hole taps out. This fight is over. The Thread Killer revels in the applause of the crowd while Head like a Hole dejectedly heads for the locker rooms. The Thread Killer(Sambo) Defeats Head like a Hole(Aikido) In 8 minutes 10 seconds
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I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude |
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04-18-2003, 08:06 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Internets
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I've dropped Head like a Hole from the team and submitted Crystal Method. Among my 5 fighters, Crystal Method seems to be the best - I'll be interested to see how sparring goes with the team.
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I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude |
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04-18-2003, 08:09 PM
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Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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The Thread Killer is the worst on the team. I have been sparring and have lost every match to every fighter on the roster. Blossom even beat him in 8 seconds!
 I will see how he does the first couple of fights and come back with The Thread Killer II if he doesn't shape up. This punk is a disgrace!
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04-18-2003, 08:28 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, Mo
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Your Manager Name is: Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Lets see how the Iraqi Information minster doles out justice |
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04-18-2003, 08:31 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Internets
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My new fighter Crystal Method wins about half the time, but can't beat the Thread Killer.
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04-18-2003, 09:14 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ...down the gravity well
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The Hive Queen would like to tackle that Colassal Squid fella
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"General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams |
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04-18-2003, 09:26 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There is unconcious. This fight is over. The ring doctor moves to the ring and revives Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There. He helps Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There to the lockers, leaving Brandon The Big Bad Wolfram to bask in the glory of victory and the roar of the crowd.
Brandon The Big Bad Wolfram(Brazilian Ju-jitsu) Defeats Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu) In 9 minutes 40 seconds Finally!!! I gotta give that new trainer a raise! Edit: Sweet, I'm beating the Steele brothers also! Life is good...
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