Scarlett Johannson - Page 2

Radii · 02-10-2008, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

By the way, what was the Jenna Jameson rumor?

that there was going to be an R rated movie w/ a number of steamy scenes made about Jenna Jameson's life/career and Scarlett was going to play her.

Anthony · 02-10-2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Today I learned that my online attention span is so bad that I won't read a big blocky paragraph even if it's about two hot strippers.

Interesting.

no prob, it was just a "story" to illustrate that even two incredibly hot chicks, each with their own amazing bodily characteristic/feature, is still not enough to get me to fully enjoy 2 girls at a time.

anyway, it never happened.

my best friend got in DEEP SHIT yesterday with his wife cuz he has an insatiable desire to have the email equivalent of phone sex. he got caught before from his wife (who was his fiance at the time) about a year ago, so he already had a history. i spoke with him then about it wasn't a big deal cuz they weren't married, but once he got married if he wanted to continue the practice he had to be smarter about not leaving a paper trail. he kept all of the pics these girls sent to him on his pc, and while his wife didn't catch those yesterday she found the latest batch of emails cuz he got drunk and careless. he called me at 7:20am yesteday, and had to put me on speakerphone to speak to his wife. since we pre-established what is essentially code words for situations like these (when one of us is needed to confirm/deny something to the other's wife), i was alerted to agree with whatever he said. (i haven't had to use the code words and i hope i don't find myself in a situation where i do, for the record). so me, being literally half asleep (i went to bed literally 4 hours before he called) i was babbling about something to her and confirmed my friend's story. (to be honest, it's really harmless, its just emails, he doesn't go further than that). we texted each other later on in the day and he confirmed i was impeccable and that everything was smoothed over and what i said put her at ease. i still want to talk to him to find out the whole story.

but it's nice to see that a little pre-planning paid off. Success is equal parts luck and preparation, i fully agree with that saying.

path12 · 02-10-2008, 11:27 AM

E-mail sex? Like I've got the attention span to keep going for a week.

Anthony · 02-10-2008, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by path12

E-mail sex? Like I've got the attention span to keep going for a week.

i don't know how he does it. it's primarily with female coworkers or interns(which makes it difficult i would imagine). he just likes getting them to send him pics of themselves in various states of undress. it's a remarkable talent. he told me how he does it, but my personality isn't like that where it would come off as believable. he can be subtle and coy, and i don't do sublte and coy well at all. i tried it once 2 years ago with a female with this sick-ass body (who was married) who was an ex-coworker of mine. we kept in touch after i left the company and i wanted to look at her remarkable globes of infant sustenance. again, i don't do coy or subtle very well so i took my own approach and as i tried to segway onto "more interesting topics" it just didn't work and i probably embarassed myself. so i've since given up trying.

but he's apparently a master at it. the dirty emails was bad and careless on his part, and i'll tell him such. who needs to keep those on file? that's fucking stupid. the pics he uses as material to "relieve excess tension", and i can agree with that. saving emails? dumb dumb dumb.

digamma · 02-10-2008, 11:46 AM

he sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

sterlingice · 02-10-2008, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by digamma

he sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Lawsuit, maybe. Divorce, definitely.

SI

Raiders Army · 02-10-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

Lawsuit, maybe. Divorce, definitely.

SI

QFT

Ksyrup · 02-12-2008, 02:06 PM

Dr. Sak · 02-12-2008, 02:11 PM

It'd be better if she was holding a cat...

MikeVic · 02-12-2008, 02:20 PM

Nice.

MikeVic · 02-12-2008, 02:20 PM

What's "W?"

Logan · 02-12-2008, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

What's "W?"

THAT'S what you're looking at?

bulletsponge · 02-12-2008, 02:36 PM

if only natalie had scarletts body...

MikeVic · 02-12-2008, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

THAT'S what you're looking at?

I want to pick it up and look at pictures.

MikeVic · 02-12-2008, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bulletsponge

if only natalie had scarletts body...

Nothing wrong with Natalie's body!!

ThunderingHERD · 02-12-2008, 02:50 PM

That looks like an Olsen twin with breast implants.

Butter · 02-12-2008, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

What's "W?"

The Magazine for Bush.

Dr. Sak · 02-12-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I want to pick it up and look at pictures.

Yeah in the shitter probably

MikeVic · 02-12-2008, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

That looks like an Olsen twin with breast implants.

Which one?

MikeVic · 02-12-2008, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Yeah in the shitter probably

Where else?

MikeVic · 02-12-2008, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

The Magazine for Bush.

I don't want George's pics in the shitter.

Kodos · 02-12-2008, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I don't want George's pics in the shitter.

Unless there is a TP shortage.

DanGarion · 02-12-2008, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Nothing wrong with Natalie's body!!

Yeah ask Brian (Bsak16) he knows all about it.

stevew · 02-12-2008, 03:41 PM

Brian Austin Sakowski didn't do shit with portman when he had the chance.

DanGarion · 02-12-2008, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Brian Austin Sakowski didn't do shit with portman when he had the chance.

He touched her boob in a Superbad sort of way...

Subby · 02-12-2008, 04:11 PM

W (magazine)

W is a monthly American fashion magazine published by Condé Nast Publications. Considered one of the most fashionable monthly publications, W is filled with ads for high fashion houses and rivals Vogue and Vanity Fair for sophistication and style.

The magazine is ten inches wide and thirteen inches tall–has grown in popularity, and can be found at many retailers in the U.S. The scope of W has always been the haute mode, initially with a focus in couture, but shifting easily into the realm of high-end women's pret-à-porter.

Often the subject of controversy, W magazine has featured stories and covers which have provoked mixed responses from its intended audience.

Even more recently, W was chosen to produce and exhibit a 60-page Steven Klein portfolio of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt entitled "Domestic Bliss". The shoot was based upon Pitt's idea of the irony of the perfect American family; set in 1963, the photographs mirror the era when 1960s disillusionment was boiling under the facade of pristine 1950s suburbia.

Other controversial issues include Steven Meisel's shoot entitled A_SEXUAL REVOLUTION, in which male and female models are depicted in gender-bending styles and provocative poses. In addition, Tom Ford's shoot with Steven Klein and the subsequent article on sexuality in fashion came as a shock to some loyal readers.

Steven Klein also was the photographer for the racy photo shoot featured in the August 2007 issue, showcasing David and Victoria Beckham.

Demographics and subscription base

W magazine has a reader base of nearly half a million, 420,000 of which are annual subscribers. 80 percent of the magazine's readers are female and have an average household income of $135,840.[1]

Subby · 02-12-2008, 04:13 PM

article

slideshow

Kodos · 02-12-2008, 04:25 PM

pret-à-porter?
couture?
haute mode?

???

Ksyrup · 02-12-2008, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

pret-à-porter?
couture?
haute mode?

???

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Originally Posted by Subby

The magazine is ten inches wide and thirteen inches tall–has grown

??????

Honolulu_Blue · 02-12-2008, 04:32 PM

Portman >>>>>> Johannson

Kodos · 02-12-2008, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Portman >>>>>> Johannson

X2 to the eleventy-billionth power

cuervo72 · 02-12-2008, 04:52 PM

Here we go with the irrational [Star Wars] fanboyism again.

MikeVic · 02-12-2008, 04:58 PM

Not Star Wars. Garden State. And I'm sure some other movies.

Honolulu_Blue · 02-12-2008, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Here we go with the irrational [Star Wars] fanboyism again.

Stop it. Seriously.

Those craptacular god forsaken pieces of poop did absolutely nothing to enhance Natalie Portman's delightfulness. She is delightful, in spite of those crappy "films", not because of them.

Kodos · 02-12-2008, 05:04 PM

Yep. The Star Wars movies are a blemish on her career, not a selling point.

cuervo72 · 02-12-2008, 05:09 PM

Well, I don't know how else to explain it then, cause she's not all that spectacular. Cute yeah, but not to the level of fawning I've seen.

(Same goes for that Hayden chick on Heroes more recently.)

Travis · 02-12-2008, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Yep. The Star Wars movies are a blemish on her career, not a selling point.

Oh I don't know, that black outfit in episode II wasn't such a bad thing.

MikeVic · 02-12-2008, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Well, I don't know how else to explain it then, cause she's not all that spectacular. Cute yeah, but not to the level of fawning I've seen.

(Same goes for that Hayden chick on Heroes more recently.)

I don't know, she just has that really really cute look for me. And I love that. Her character in Garden State too. Just loved her.

Honolulu_Blue · 02-12-2008, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Well, I don't know how else to explain it then, cause she's not all that spectacular. Cute yeah, but not to the level of fawning I've seen.

(Same goes for that Hayden chick on Heroes more recently.)

With Portman, I think it's not only the fact that she's cute, but she comes across in films and interviews and what not as a pretty cool, intelligent, likeable person. She has a nice presence about her. I think that propels her beyond just being "cute" in the eys of many.

In my opinion, Jessica Alba is the opposite of this. While I don't find her all that super attractive, I admit she's a beautiful woman, but, in my mind, she has absolutely zero persence. None whatsoever. Therefore, I just don't understand the appeal.

I can give or take the Heroes chick.

There's no doubt that sci-fi/fantasy geeks tend to fawn more than most when there's a cute, geek chic type girl. They can't help it.

MikeVic · 02-12-2008, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

With Portman, I think it's not only the fact that she's cute, but she comes across in films and interviews and what not as a pretty cool, intelligent, likeable person. She has a nice presence about her. I think that propels her beyond just being "cute" in the eys of many.

In my opinion, Jessica Alba is the opposite of this. While I don't find her all that super attractive, I admit she's a beautiful woman, but, in my mind, she has absolutely zero persence. None whatsoever. Therefore, I just don't understand the appeal.

I can give or take the Heroes chick.

There's no doubt that sci-fi/fantasy geeks tend to fawn more than most when there's a cute, geek chic type girl. They can't help it.

Yeah, Natalie seems really cool to be around.

Logan · 02-12-2008, 05:28 PM

I haven't seen Garden State or the recent Star Wars movies. Did they give Natalie Portman some tits in any of those?

Honolulu_Blue · 02-12-2008, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

I haven't seen Garden State or the recent Star Wars movies. Did they give Natalie Portman some tits in any of those?

I don't know, ask Schmidty.

MikeVic · 02-12-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

I haven't seen Garden State or the recent Star Wars movies. Did they give Natalie Portman some tits in any of those?

You shallow motherfucker!!

Raiders Army · 02-12-2008, 05:53 PM

We need another hot chick tourney. It is almost March after all.

MikeVic · 02-12-2008, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

We need another hot chick tourney. It is almost March after all.

No! Those get me so angry sometimes and I just see them cluttering the board.

Logan · 02-12-2008, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

You shallow motherfucker!!

Funny you say shallow, since there are girls with a bigger chest than her that swim in a shallow, foot-deep pool.

RomaGoth · 02-12-2008, 06:34 PM

Scarlet Johannson is my love interest on the side. She told me to tell all of you to keep paying for her movies.

RomaGoth · 02-12-2008, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

I haven't seen Garden State or the recent Star Wars movies. Did they give Natalie Portman some tits in any of those?

C'mon now, she is beautiful. I agree with your statement, but she is still way hot.....

korme · 02-12-2008, 06:39 PM

This thread got Natalie-jacked?

Here's my myspace ABout me info

Who I'd like to meet:
natalie portman

That's where the list starts and ends baby! She is hot and her personality is pretty kick ass. I'd pretty much not know what to say if I ran into her. Maybe I'd start crying

MJ4H · 02-12-2008, 06:48 PM

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Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	W (magazine) W is a monthly American fashion magazine published by Condé Nast Publications. Considered one of the most fashionable monthly publications, W is filled with ads for high fashion houses and rivals Vogue and Vanity Fair for sophistication and style. The magazine is ten inches wide and thirteen inches tall–has grown in popularity, and can be found at many retailers in the U.S. The scope of W has always been the haute mode, initially with a focus in couture, but shifting easily into the realm of high-end women's pret-à-porter. Often the subject of controversy, W magazine has featured stories and covers which have provoked mixed responses from its intended audience. Even more recently, W was chosen to produce and exhibit a 60-page Steven Klein portfolio of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt entitled "Domestic Bliss". The shoot was based upon Pitt's idea of the irony of the perfect American family; set in 1963, the photographs mirror the era when 1960s disillusionment was boiling under the facade of pristine 1950s suburbia. Other controversial issues include Steven Meisel's shoot entitled A_SEXUAL REVOLUTION, in which male and female models are depicted in gender-bending styles and provocative poses. In addition, Tom Ford's shoot with Steven Klein and the subsequent article on sexuality in fashion came as a shock to some loyal readers. Steven Klein also was the photographer for the racy photo shoot featured in the August 2007 issue, showcasing David and Victoria Beckham. Demographics and subscription base W magazine has a reader base of nearly half a million, 420,000 of which are annual subscribers. 80 percent of the magazine's readers are female and have an average household income of $135,840.[1] __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

02-12-2008, 04:13 PM	#77
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	article slideshow __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

02-10-2008, 11:46 AM	#55
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	he sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

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MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Nice.

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bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	if only natalie had scarletts body...

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Brian Austin Sakowski didn't do shit with portman when he had the chance.

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Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	pret-à-porter? couture? haute mode? ???

02-12-2008, 04:32 PM	#80
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	Portman >>>>>> Johannson __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

02-12-2008, 04:52 PM	#82
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Here we go with the irrational [Star Wars] fanboyism again. __________________ null

02-12-2008, 04:58 PM	#83
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Not Star Wars. Garden State. And I'm sure some other movies.

02-12-2008, 05:04 PM	#85
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Yep. The Star Wars movies are a blemish on her career, not a selling point.

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cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Well, I don't know how else to explain it then, cause she's not all that spectacular. Cute yeah, but not to the level of fawning I've seen. (Same goes for that Hayden chick on Heroes more recently.) __________________ null

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Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I haven't seen Garden State or the recent Star Wars movies. Did they give Natalie Portman some tits in any of those?

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Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	We need another hot chick tourney. It is almost March after all.

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korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	This thread got Natalie-jacked? Here's my myspace ABout me info Who I'd like to meet: natalie portman That's where the list starts and ends baby! She is hot and her personality is pretty kick ass. I'd pretty much not know what to say if I ran into her. Maybe I'd start crying

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