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Old 05-31-2008, 02:20 AM   #1101
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Old 05-31-2008, 02:26 AM   #1102
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Old 05-31-2008, 02:29 AM   #1103
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Old 05-31-2008, 02:42 AM   #1104
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Old 05-31-2008, 03:06 AM   #1105
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Old 05-31-2008, 03:12 AM   #1106
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Old 05-31-2008, 03:30 AM   #1107
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Old 05-31-2008, 03:33 AM   #1108
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Old 05-31-2008, 03:33 AM   #1109
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Old 05-31-2008, 03:59 AM   #1110
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:09 AM   #1111
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:50 AM   #1112
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he is damn lucky that he is not dead. i have no idea how far that is, but i would guess 20 to 30 feet.
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Old 05-31-2008, 08:56 AM   #1113
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they say 50 feet in the clip...really is pretty amazing

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Old 05-31-2008, 06:40 PM   #1114
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Old 05-31-2008, 06:42 PM   #1115
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I don't understand how he could walk off under his own power. Thought something below his waist was broken.
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:41 PM   #1116
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I don't understand how he could walk off under his own power. Thought something below his waist was broken.
Was that random flailing, or is there actually a "right" way to fall 50 feet that he knew about?
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Old 05-31-2008, 08:16 PM   #1117
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I think it made a huge difference that he landed on a very small bit of transition, even though it looks pretty flat to the naked eye....there still looks to be a 15-20% grade to where he finally hit the ground, and that looks to transfer some force to the side, rather than straight down, and the transition also helps to keep him rolling which also helps dampen the impact.
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Old 06-01-2008, 06:29 PM   #1118
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Old 06-01-2008, 08:00 PM   #1119
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Wait a minute, that DoucheBag is not anyone here, is it?
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Old 06-01-2008, 08:14 PM   #1120
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HAW HAW!!!!

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Old 06-03-2008, 03:57 PM   #1121
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Old 06-03-2008, 04:24 PM   #1122
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Wait a minute, that DoucheBag is not anyone here, is it?

If it is, just call this an intervention. We're here for him to help him change his douche ways.
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Old 06-04-2008, 09:33 AM   #1123
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Old 06-04-2008, 09:41 AM   #1124
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That biker video needs a FAIL.
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Old 06-04-2008, 10:29 AM   #1125
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Old 06-04-2008, 10:50 AM   #1126
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lol the guy gets crazier as the years progress.
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Old 06-04-2008, 10:55 AM   #1127
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I think he's turning into BatBoy.
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Old 06-04-2008, 11:03 AM   #1128
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Best part about those pics is that his hair keeps growing as much as his crazy smile.
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Old 06-04-2008, 08:18 PM   #1129
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LOL too cool. not only does he roasts his nuts, but when putting out the fire they stomp all over his burned walnuts. what an idiot!
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Old 06-04-2008, 11:21 PM   #1130
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Old 06-05-2008, 09:22 AM   #1131
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Old 06-05-2008, 09:42 AM   #1132
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As promised...

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Old 06-06-2008, 07:34 AM   #1133
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Why is everyone holding up a "we're number one" finger, except Hasek who's throwing the european equivalent to the finger?
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Old 06-06-2008, 07:37 AM   #1134
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He has to go number two?
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Old 06-06-2008, 07:40 AM   #1135
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Why is everyone holding up a "we're number one" finger, except Hasek who's throwing the european equivalent to the finger?

He just won his second Cup.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:00 AM   #1136
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That's the number of teeth Darren McCarty has left.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:21 AM   #1137
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I hadn't seen this one before. It's great

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Old 06-06-2008, 09:19 AM   #1138
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:35 AM   #1139
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Picture of a sunset taken from Mars.
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:39 AM   #1140
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:46 AM   #1141
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I know that I have already put too much thought into this. But what was he trying to do? I can't see this ending in any way other than how it did. Assuming he didn't want this outcome (his reaction at the end suggests he didn't), what did he want to happen instead?
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:43 AM   #1142
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Given the apparent age and the gender involved, I'm reasonably sure he hadn't thought that far ahead.
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:47 AM   #1143
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I was trying to figure that out, too. I think he expected them to be ready to put out the fire, but I don't think he expected the joy they would take in repeatedly stamping on his nads, especially once the fire was out.
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:48 AM   #1144
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:48 AM   #1145
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:56 AM   #1146
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That's the number of teeth Darren McCarty has left.

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Old 06-06-2008, 11:58 AM   #1147
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Picture of a sunset taken from Mars.

Incredible.
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Old 06-06-2008, 01:23 PM   #1148
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Holy crap that's funny.
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Old 06-06-2008, 01:24 PM   #1149
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I want to figure out how to reverse engineer that and put me and my buddies in it.
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Old 06-06-2008, 01:33 PM   #1150
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I think there has to be a generator for that gif somewhere on the internet. I've seen so many different versions of it (from poker pros to nintendo execs).
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