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Suicane75 · 05-06-2015, 09:19 AM

Well, he's got the dismantle part down. Now as to the erection side of things...

NobodyHere · 05-06-2015, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Well, he's got the dismantle part down. Now as to the erection side of things...

How do you think the toilet got clogged?

Grover · 05-06-2015, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by NobodyHere

How do you think the toilet got clogged?

As the plumber phrased it: "An exceedingly hard bowel movement"

Lathum · 05-06-2015, 02:24 PM

Grovers place of employment.

Grover · 05-06-2015, 02:32 PM

You're not half-wrong....

timmae · 05-07-2015, 09:33 AM

Waiting areas have become text crazy zones.. No one talks anymore it seems. And I get to listen to jayz and sesame street all at once.

Honolulu_Blue · 05-07-2015, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by FrogMan

As a follow up, don't know if you guys will be able to see it, I set the privacy to public anyway, but the little karate guy who's now 18 plays the drum on that cover of Kickstart my Heart

https://www.facebook.com/gougeon.ste...03970669049061

Before you critic anything, it's not a band per se but a end of year show with his music school were it attend drumming lessons. They learned and practiced individually and rehearsed together like three times at one month interval. Hi drum teacher actually plays bass guitar on that song. I guess no kid was available to play it.

FM

This does not make me feel any younger.

Suicane75 · 05-07-2015, 04:28 PM

I've been watching the ACC Womens softball tournament all afternoon. The WNBA looks elite in comparison.

Grover · 05-07-2015, 05:12 PM

Breaks the toilet guy got fired today. Sad news.

Kodos · 05-07-2015, 05:20 PM

Was he a crappy worker?

Ramzavail · 05-07-2015, 05:25 PM

Did he drop another monster deuce?

timmae · 05-07-2015, 05:56 PM

He was number 2 for a 1 man position.

Chief Rum · 05-07-2015, 06:05 PM

He didn't log very many hours then.

Radii · 05-08-2015, 12:21 AM

If you farted hard enough in space, could you move yourself around? : askscience

I love the things that can happen on non-default subs on reddit. The top answer to this question is outstanding.

Grover · 05-08-2015, 06:33 AM

The entire thread is pretty incredible.

Lathum · 05-08-2015, 06:46 AM

So why did toilet guy get canned?

Grover · 05-08-2015, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

So why did toilet guy get canned?

Without knowing details, I know he hid a medical issue from us when being hired. I actually got sent to pick him up from the jobsite yesterday, so I know what the issue is. Let's just say he hadn't been cleared to be lifting what he was.

cartman · 05-08-2015, 04:59 PM

I wonder if people who suffer from single sclerosis just tell everyone they have multiple sclerosis, so they don't have to explain the difference.

PilotMan · 05-08-2015, 05:02 PM

"Hello? Yes, Satan? Reservation for one please."

stevew · 05-08-2015, 06:41 PM

Had no idea GDFR was a real song. Thought it was just some studio musician audio bump in from commercial

Grover · 05-09-2015, 09:29 AM

N.J. twins born to different dads; Judge rules only 1 gets child support | Local News - WCVB Home

What a whore.

stevew · 05-10-2015, 01:13 PM

Anyone seen a Matrix sequel recently? Wow.

Draft Dodger · 05-10-2015, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Anyone seen a Matrix sequel recently? Wow.

I've never seen the 3rd one and the only part of the second one I'll watch is the car chase.

Honolulu_Blue · 05-11-2015, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Anyone seen a Matrix sequel recently? Wow.

No. Once was enough.

Wait. I take that back. I tried to watch the second one again a few years ago and turned it off less than halfway through. It was as awful as I remember it to be.

FrogMan · 05-11-2015, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

This does not make me feel any younger.

didn't think it would. And here a very recent group selife of me with my two sons, Andrew, the 18yo one is the bearded one

FM

stevew · 05-11-2015, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

No. Once was enough.

Wait. I take that back. I tried to watch the second one again a few years ago and turned it off less than halfway through. It was as awful as I remember it to be.

I caught it like halfway thru and was like, wtf Neo is blind?

Grover · 05-12-2015, 07:17 AM

Had a customer call for some verbal pricing on frames, levelers, odds and ends for purchase yesterday. Comes in, buys everything.

Have an email in my inbox demanding a refund for the sales tax he was not quoted over the phone.

Lathum · 05-12-2015, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

Had a customer call for some verbal pricing on frames, levelers, odds and ends for purchase yesterday. Comes in, buys everything.

Have an email in my inbox demanding a refund for the sales tax he was not quoted over the phone.

Tell him to call the government

Honolulu_Blue · 05-12-2015, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrogMan

didn't think it would. And here a very recent group selife of me with my two sons, Andrew, the 18yo one is the bearded one

FM

Damn... Notre petit Canadien français ninja is all growns'd up!

Chief Rum · 05-12-2015, 10:15 AM

So (not by choice), I ended up watching most of the Dancing With The Stars semifinals last night on the treadmill. And you know what? Those were some pretty awesome performances.

(Hands over man card)

Honolulu_Blue · 05-12-2015, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

So (not by choice), I ended up watching most of the Dancing With The Stars semifinals last night on the treadmill. And you know what? Those were some pretty awesome performances.

(Hands over man card)

(Takes Chief Rum's man card)

The earliest you can re-apply is May, 2017. Thank you for your participation in our gender.

Good day, ma'am.

lighthousekeeper · 05-12-2015, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

(Takes Chief Rum's man card)

The earliest you can re-apply is May, 2017. Thank you for your participation in our gender.

Good day, ma'am.

Chief Rum · 05-12-2015, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

(Takes Chief Rum's man card)

The earliest you can re-apply is May, 2017. Thank you for your participation in our gender.

Good day, ma'am.

timmae · 05-12-2015, 02:23 PM

And your name is now.... Private Pina Colada.

Chief Rum · 05-12-2015, 02:30 PM

I love a good fruity, frosty beverage.

Kodos · 05-12-2015, 03:11 PM

You shall henceforth be known as Bruce Jenner.

Honolulu_Blue · 05-12-2015, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmae

And your name is now.... Private Pina Colada.

Heh!!!

cartman · 05-12-2015, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

I love a good fruity, frosty beverage.

When we went on a cruise a while back, my cousin and his wife ordered Mai Tais. He said when he got back home, he was going to start ordering them. I told him if he ordered one in a bar in Texas, and it wasn't for his wife, he was gonna get his ass kicked.

Alf · 05-12-2015, 03:55 PM

I just spent 5 nice happy-face minutes watching this great "compilation"

80's teen movies in music <-- enjoy !

Kodos · 05-12-2015, 04:34 PM

I enjoy Mike's Hard Lemonade...

molson · 05-12-2015, 04:45 PM

I love girly drinks and fruity beers. I don't give a shit. Even when the waitress puts the wrong drink in front of me, assuming the girly drink wasn't mine, and everyone laughs at me.

cuervo72 · 05-12-2015, 07:02 PM

Alcohol is alcohol.

CraigSca · 05-13-2015, 05:47 AM

There was a SWAT standoff in my neighborhood this morning. Apparently someone's son decided to not take his meds and his mother called 911. The son barricaded himself in the house and a negotiator had to come out overnight and talk him out.

Am I a bad person to hope he's put in an institution somewhere?

Chief Rum · 05-13-2015, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CraigSca

There was a SWAT standoff in my neighborhood this morning. Apparently someone's son decided to not take his meds and his mother called 911. The son barricaded himself in the house and a negotiator had to come out overnight and talk him out.

Am I a bad person to hope he's put in an institution somewhere?

It sounds like it is necessary.

stevew · 05-13-2015, 11:37 PM

I never realized how easy it was to change brake pads.

CraigSca · 05-14-2015, 05:26 AM

But how do you get your car off the ground?

Lathum · 05-14-2015, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

But how do you get your car off the ground?

You can just use a jack like you would changing a tire

CraigSca · 05-14-2015, 05:45 AM

Ah, one at a time. Can't see the forest for the trees sometimes.

Grover · 05-14-2015, 12:29 PM

http://www.wired.com/2015/04/silk-road-1/

Incredible read.

cartman · 05-14-2015, 07:21 PM

A post by one of my friends that is a new first-time father:

Jagger's mom is sick and now I'm wondering why my son's diaper holds no where near the 12-18 pounds it promises on the package?

05-06-2015, 02:32 PM	#14555
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05-07-2015, 09:33 AM	#14556
timmae College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicago	Waiting areas have become text crazy zones.. No one talks anymore it seems. And I get to listen to jayz and sesame street all at once. __________________ Interactive OOTP 15 Dynasty (Single Season) CHAMPION!! Oh yeah... Happy New York Day everyone!

05-07-2015, 05:12 PM	#14559
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	Breaks the toilet guy got fired today. Sad news. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

05-07-2015, 05:20 PM	#14560
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Was he a crappy worker? __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

05-07-2015, 05:56 PM	#14562
timmae College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicago	He was number 2 for a 1 man position. __________________ Interactive OOTP 15 Dynasty (Single Season) CHAMPION!! Oh yeah... Happy New York Day everyone!

05-06-2015, 09:19 AM	#14551
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Well, he's got the dismantle part down. Now as to the erection side of things...

05-06-2015, 02:24 PM	#14554
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Grovers place of employment.

05-07-2015, 04:28 PM	#14558
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I've been watching the ACC Womens softball tournament all afternoon. The WNBA looks elite in comparison.

05-07-2015, 05:25 PM	#14561
Ramzavail College Starter Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Strong Island, NY	Did he drop another monster deuce?

05-07-2015, 06:05 PM	#14563
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	He didn't log very many hours then. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready. Last edited by Chief Rum : 05-07-2015 at 06:05 PM.

05-08-2015, 12:21 AM	#14564
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	If you farted hard enough in space, could you move yourself around? : askscience I love the things that can happen on non-default subs on reddit. The top answer to this question is outstanding.

05-08-2015, 06:33 AM	#14565
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	The entire thread is pretty incredible. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

05-08-2015, 06:46 AM	#14566
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	So why did toilet guy get canned?

05-08-2015, 04:59 PM	#14568
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I wonder if people who suffer from single sclerosis just tell everyone they have multiple sclerosis, so they don't have to explain the difference. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

05-08-2015, 05:02 PM	#14569
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	"Hello? Yes, Satan? Reservation for one please." __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

05-08-2015, 06:41 PM	#14570
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Had no idea GDFR was a real song. Thought it was just some studio musician audio bump in from commercial

05-09-2015, 09:29 AM	#14571
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	N.J. twins born to different dads; Judge rules only 1 gets child support \| Local News - WCVB Home What a whore. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

05-10-2015, 01:13 PM	#14572
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Anyone seen a Matrix sequel recently? Wow.

05-12-2015, 07:17 AM	#14577
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	Had a customer call for some verbal pricing on frames, levelers, odds and ends for purchase yesterday. Comes in, buys everything. Have an email in my inbox demanding a refund for the sales tax he was not quoted over the phone. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

05-12-2015, 10:15 AM	#14580
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	So (not by choice), I ended up watching most of the Dancing With The Stars semifinals last night on the treadmill. And you know what? Those were some pretty awesome performances. (Hands over man card) __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

05-12-2015, 02:23 PM	#14584
timmae College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicago	And your name is now.... Private Pina Colada. __________________ Interactive OOTP 15 Dynasty (Single Season) CHAMPION!! Oh yeah... Happy New York Day everyone!

05-12-2015, 02:30 PM	#14585
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	I love a good fruity, frosty beverage. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

05-12-2015, 03:11 PM	#14586
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	You shall henceforth be known as Bruce Jenner. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

05-12-2015, 03:55 PM	#14589
Alf Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rennes, France	I just spent 5 nice happy-face minutes watching this great "compilation" 80's teen movies in music <-- enjoy ! __________________ FOFL - GML - IHOF - FranceStats Last edited by Alf : 05-12-2015 at 03:56 PM.

05-12-2015, 04:34 PM	#14590
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I enjoy Mike's Hard Lemonade... __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

05-12-2015, 04:45 PM	#14591
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I love girly drinks and fruity beers. I don't give a shit. Even when the waitress puts the wrong drink in front of me, assuming the girly drink wasn't mine, and everyone laughs at me.

05-12-2015, 07:02 PM	#14592
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Alcohol is alcohol. __________________ null

05-13-2015, 05:47 AM	#14593
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	There was a SWAT standoff in my neighborhood this morning. Apparently someone's son decided to not take his meds and his mother called 911. The son barricaded himself in the house and a negotiator had to come out overnight and talk him out. Am I a bad person to hope he's put in an institution somewhere? __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

05-13-2015, 11:37 PM	#14595
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I never realized how easy it was to change brake pads.

05-14-2015, 05:26 AM	#14596
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	But how do you get your car off the ground? __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

05-14-2015, 05:45 AM	#14598
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Ah, one at a time. Can't see the forest for the trees sometimes. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

05-14-2015, 12:29 PM	#14599
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	http://www.wired.com/2015/04/silk-road-1/ Incredible read. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

05-14-2015, 07:21 PM	#14600
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	A post by one of my friends that is a new first-time father: Jagger's mom is sick and now I'm wondering why my son's diaper holds no where near the 12-18 pounds it promises on the package? __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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