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Old 05-17-2015, 01:09 AM   #14601
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The Vanilla Ice project is pretty much as awesome as I thought it would be.
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Old 05-18-2015, 03:22 PM   #14602
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I'm a little unnerved today. One of the mousetraps in the garage just disappeared. Nobody said they moved it or touched it. So now I'm imagining some mouse dragging it all around the garage with it stuck to it's leg or something. I'm sure it'll turn up at the most inopportune time.


Found it! That little fucker made it way further than he should have too.
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Old 05-18-2015, 03:38 PM   #14603
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Old 05-19-2015, 09:39 AM   #14604
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Has anyone seen Pitch Perfect 2?
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Old 05-19-2015, 12:55 PM   #14605
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William Shakespeare: Newly-discovered image revealed - Telegraph

Pretty funny that one of my students this semester wrote a paper on the controversy over Shakespeare's authorship, and this pops up five days after the student hands the paper in.

Reminds me of the time I wrote a paper discussing various candidates to replace Yassir Arafat, and the guy I argued was the best choice for a successor died the day I turned the paper in.
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Old 05-19-2015, 12:59 PM   #14606
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Has anyone seen Pitch Perfect 2?

Is this some sort of test?
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Old 05-19-2015, 01:17 PM   #14607
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Has anyone seen Pitch Perfect 2?

Yes and I really enjoyed it.
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Old 05-19-2015, 01:18 PM   #14608
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Not really. I liked the first one and love Anna Kendrick.
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Old 05-19-2015, 01:26 PM   #14609
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Anna is good as usual and she has a side plot with Keegan Michael Key, who is hilarious. There were good call backs to the original, although Jesse gets pushed to the side a little bit. Hailee Steinfeld was a great addition and it seems like they're grooming her to be the new Becca for future sequels.
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Old 05-19-2015, 01:26 PM   #14610
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Mad max was way better than I expected and going in I thought it was going to be great. Charlize Theron is a fucking badass.
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Old 05-19-2015, 04:06 PM   #14611
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I've seen the first one probably 3-5 times on cable, I'm sure I'll like the second one but pretty much nothing gets me to the theatre.
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Old 05-19-2015, 04:11 PM   #14612
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Looks like I will be moving to Cleveland for my job. Wish me luck!
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Old 05-19-2015, 04:19 PM   #14613
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My car is like a magnet for bird shit. Got it washed yesterday and a bird torches the back window with one that splatters and covers like a third of it.
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Old 05-19-2015, 04:22 PM   #14614
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Looks like I will be moving to Cleveland for my job. Wish me luck!

Cleveland wishes you were Andrew Luck. (Good luck!)

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Old 05-19-2015, 04:27 PM   #14615
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Looks like I will be moving to Cleveland for my job. Wish me luck!

It's nowhere near as bad as labelled.
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Old 05-19-2015, 05:28 PM   #14616
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It's nowhere near as bad as labelled.

That is what I figured. We have a couple of months until it happens so we will have some time to visit and figure out where we want to land.

I am sorry Browns fans, I will not be bringing Mr. Luck with me.
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Old 05-20-2015, 01:31 PM   #14617
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Old 05-20-2015, 02:28 PM   #14618
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That is what I figured. We have a couple of months until it happens so we will have some time to visit and figure out where we want to land.

I am sorry Browns fans, I will not be bringing Mr. Luck with me.

Well at the very least you could take Matt Hasselbeck with you. For Cleveland it would still be an upgrade.
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Old 05-20-2015, 02:29 PM   #14619
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dola,

Or bring a wide receiver with you, I think the Colts are up to 10 playable ones and Cleveland could surely use one.
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Old 05-20-2015, 02:31 PM   #14620
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My corporate office is in Cleveland, it isnt too bad.
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Old 05-20-2015, 02:45 PM   #14621
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That is what I figured. We have a couple of months until it happens so we will have some time to visit and figure out where we want to land.

I am sorry Browns fans, I will not be bringing Mr. Luck with me.

I think downtown rent isn't awful. The Q and Progessive field are walkable. And if you wanna have a family you can move out to the country burbs.
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Old 05-20-2015, 02:58 PM   #14622
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Some nicer Cleveland areas Shaker Heights, Chagrin Falls, Beachwood, Pepper Pike, Orange
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Old 05-20-2015, 03:16 PM   #14623
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Oh cool, you can now use credit cards with your "play" store?
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Old 05-20-2015, 03:26 PM   #14624
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I wanna go all Terminator 2 now, and hack into Cyberdyne HQ.
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Old 05-20-2015, 03:33 PM   #14625
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Some nicer Cleveland areas Shaker Heights, Chagrin Falls, Beachwood, Pepper Pike, Orange

Lakewood is pretty nice too. I've spent a ton of time there. I like Cleveland. I have a lot of family there and have spent a lot of time in and around the city.

Then again, I live in Detroit, so my city bar is kind of low.
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Old 05-20-2015, 04:05 PM   #14626
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Ah, the Collis brand test tool - been there, done that.

Good luck on EMV. Hopefully you are a good developer (or you have good devs on your team if you are a QA). Bad devs will cause lots of problems with EMV implementations.

And contactless is super fun compared to contact...

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Old 05-20-2015, 04:15 PM   #14627
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Ah, the Collis brand test tool - been there, done that.

Good luck on EMV. Hopefully you are a good developer (or you have good devs on your team if you are a QA). Bad devs will cause lots of problems with EMV implementations.

And contactless is super fun compared to contact...

Oh good, I'm going to be working with this later in the year, can't wait.
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Old 05-20-2015, 04:32 PM   #14628
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Oh good, I'm going to be working with this later in the year, can't wait.

It's not horribly awful, but depending on your implementation, a lot of things are outside of your control, especially if you use someone elses kernel or hardware.

So many times we had things working but found an issue with a certified kernel which required them to make changes. Then we got to test all over again to be sure they didn't break something else. Fun times.
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Old 05-20-2015, 05:06 PM   #14629
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Just won two tickets to the Red Sox on local radio for a contest that was a prayer to the Sports God for LeBron and the Cavs to lose game 1 tonight.

Dear Sports God,
We petition you in all of your benevolent grace and omnipotence and sincerely and humbly ask to bestow your blessing on the Hawks of Atlanta. That they may put the holy orange orb through the netted halo more often than their opponents, the Cavaliers of Cleveland on this night. Please use your divine influence to smite The False Prophet, the Pretender, LeBron James and banish him and his unbelievers to defeat. Amen.
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Old 05-21-2015, 07:46 AM   #14630
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Ah, the Collis brand test tool - been there, done that.

Good luck on EMV. Hopefully you are a good developer (or you have good devs on your team if you are a QA). Bad devs will cause lots of problems with EMV implementations.

And contactless is super fun compared to contact...

Hell, I don't even know what I'm using this damn thing for. I work for a processor, we're just adding EMV support to our certs with TSYS/FDR (I'm guessing if you know the Collis tool when you see it, you know who those fuckwads are - emphasis on fuckwads).

Of course, writing my own drivers for these terminals so I can read the raw data is proving to be obnoxious.

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Old 05-21-2015, 08:17 AM   #14631
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This is frogged up.

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Old 05-21-2015, 09:03 AM   #14632
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It's nowhere near as bad as labelled.
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Old 05-21-2015, 05:09 PM   #14633
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It's so weird how Melissa McCarthy can be a pretty popular box office draw while simultaneously starring in an average rated TV show
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Old 05-22-2015, 02:55 PM   #14634
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Nut Exactly snacks should be more well known. Things are flat out awesome.
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Old 05-22-2015, 02:57 PM   #14635
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Nut Exactly snacks should be more well known. Things are flat out awesome.

Those things look fantastic.
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Old 05-22-2015, 04:10 PM   #14636
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Hell, I don't even know what I'm using this damn thing for. I work for a processor, we're just adding EMV support to our certs with TSYS/FDR (I'm guessing if you know the Collis tool when you see it, you know who those fuckwads are - emphasis on fuckwads).

I just left First Data after almost 5 years there - I am well aware of their fuckwad status.
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Old 05-22-2015, 05:04 PM   #14637
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ESPN having both Matt Berrie and Matthew Berry is kind of confusing.
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Old 05-22-2015, 07:14 PM   #14638
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yes, wife, i did buy a snack variety pack and used the snacks i didnt want for the kids to take after the soccer game. im smart, not an asshole.
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Old 05-22-2015, 08:25 PM   #14639
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Shrewd.
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Old 05-22-2015, 08:42 PM   #14640
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ESPN having both Matt Berrie and Matthew Berry is kind of confusing.

The Giants have Brian Sabean (GM) and Bryan Srabian (Director of Digital Media).
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Old 05-22-2015, 09:12 PM   #14641
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How similar are the pronounciations?
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Old 05-22-2015, 09:15 PM   #14642
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Just realized the AT&T woman is Milana Vayntrub, and after a google search I can say her commercials do not do her justice.
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Old 05-22-2015, 10:13 PM   #14643
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Just realized the AT&T woman is Milana Vayntrub, and after a google search I can say her commercials do not do her justice.

Hmm, she's a thicker woman than shown on TV, for sure. Top AND Bottom.


but.


my rando thought is that that weird Chicken Fries dude on Tosh.0
he was a picky ass eater and would eat them non stop,
he was crushed when they discontinued.


Ive never had the BK "Chicken Fries" but theyre back.

Im not gonna try them, but when I see that commercial, I think that dude is
pretty happy
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Old 05-22-2015, 10:40 PM   #14644
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Tried to watch St Elmos Fire and Tosh bringing up that Demi Moore real life merkin photo from that time period kinda took me out of her.
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Old 05-23-2015, 01:03 AM   #14645
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Just realized the AT&T woman is Milana Vayntrub, and after a google search I can say her commercials do not do her justice.

She is hot and ,even better, she seems to have a really good personality. She is one of the few celebs that I actually enjoy following on twitter.
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Old 05-23-2015, 02:25 AM   #14646
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ESPN having both Matt Berrie and Matthew Berry is kind of confusing.

It's made even more confusing with neither one of them being Matt Berry.
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Old 05-23-2015, 03:52 AM   #14647
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How similar are the pronounciations?

They're both pronounced pretty much how they look, so pretty much the same, just add an r. It's weird when they're both in the same room.
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Old 05-24-2015, 11:55 PM   #14648
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I have to admit, extreme forms of anorexia is one thing I don't "get". I can understand drug addiction, depression, and the like. But I just don't understand how a person can look like they stepped out of Auschwitz and aren't willing to gain a few pounds.

Thought inspired by this video which has been making it's way around the intertubes of an anorexic woman:
40-pound woman's desperate plea goes viral
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Old 05-25-2015, 12:01 AM   #14649
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I have to admit, extreme forms of anorexia is one thing I don't "get". I can understand drug addiction, depression, and the like. But I just don't understand how a person can look like they stepped out of Auschwitz and aren't willing to gain a few pounds.

Thought inspired by this video which has been making it's way around the intertubes of an anorexic woman:
40-pound woman's desperate plea goes viral

I'm sure you saw this last week or so?

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Old 05-25-2015, 12:04 AM   #14650
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Is that Laron Landry?

Oh wait, Laron lost his tackling ability, not his arms.
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