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What's that song, The Bird is the Word?
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You, you're just like a pill Instead of making me better, you're making me ill So in other words, you are actually the exact opposite of a pill.
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11-12-2008, 09:00 PM | #104 |
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This article was posted at avclub.com a few years back:
Inventory: Seven Songs With Factual Or Logical Mistakes In The Lyrics | The A.V. Club Note how they rip off the Young MC joke I made a year later.
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I wouldn't classify these as dumbest but maybe before their time
We're a Happy Family - The Ramones We're a happy family We're a happy family We're a happy family Me mom and daddy Siting here in Queens Eating refried beans We're in all the magazines Gulpin' down thorazines We ain't got no friends Our troubles never end No Christmas cards to send Daddy likes men Daddy's telling lies Baby's eating flies Mommy's on pills Baby's got the chills I'm friends with the President I'm friends with the Pope We're all making a fortune Selling Daddy's dope |
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11-13-2008, 08:15 AM | #108 |
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The waiter just took my table
and gave it to Jessica Simp-shit I guess all go sit with drum boy at least he knows how to hit. DIE pink. |
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From another site:
Jailbreak by Thin Lizzy Tonight there’s going to be a jailbreak Somewhere in this town. Ummmm…maybe at the fucking jail?
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11-14-2008, 08:20 AM | #116 |
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Sorry if this has already been mentioned, but the Paula Cole lyrics:
"Open up your morning light and say a little prayer for I" are horrible. First, "open up your morning light" does not mean anything; it's just a bunch of words that she put next to each other. Second, going out of your way to awkwardly end a sentence with "I" in order to rhyme with the nonsense lyric is disgusting. And, finally, "I' and "light" don't actually rhyme. I'm not one who often compares song lyrics to Hitler. But I make an exception for this Paula Cole bit. |
11-14-2008, 08:42 AM | #117 |
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I was listening to the radio this morning and they played that Blink 182 song about teen suicide. The guy is talking about nobody will ever go into his room again, it will be all boarded up, then he mentions "the time I spilled the cup (long pause) of apple juice in the hall".
Doesn't that seem a little out of place? I know carpet stains can be a pain in the ass and nobody likes to waste apple juice, but doesn't that seem a little insignificant given the overall context of the song? Is it really that hard to find a rhyme for "up"?
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Oh my god, that one is so bad I block it out of my memory and then when I hear the song it is so shockingly bad all over again that I start to convulse. After I recover from the shock of hearing it for the first time all over again I enter into the second stage: physical rage. Wow is that bad. |
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11-14-2008, 11:25 PM | #119 |
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My emotions start running wild
My tongue gets tied And thats no lie Im looking in your eye Im looking in your big brown eye (ooh yeah and Ive got this to say to you heeey) Girl I want to make you sweat Sweat till you cant sweat no more And if you cry out, Im gonna push it some mo-o-ore Girl I want to make you sweat Sweat till you cant sweat no more And if you cry out, Im gonna push it, push it push it some more Tell me how this song isn't about anal sex.... |
11-15-2008, 02:01 AM | #120 |
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That's some funny ass shit. |
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I give you my least favorite song of all time -- I've Never Been to Me by Charlene:
Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children that might have made me complete But I took the sweet life, I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free Hey lady...... I've been to paradise, (I've been to paradise) But I've never been to me (I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run) I've been to paradise, never been to me But the all-time winner merely because it has been "popular" on multiple occasions and record so many times ... MacArthur Park: MacArthur park is melting in the dark All the sweet green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it Cause it took so long to bake it And Ill never have that recipe again! Oh, no-o-o-o! Oh, no-o-o-o indeed. |
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I would never call the lyrics dumb since I think the song is a masterpiece (and I'm right -- do not argue with me on this)... but it's always kind of bugged me that Sweet Child O' Mine consists of four similies, and somehow two of them involve things being compared to blue sky.
Seems like you should be able to come up with four different ones, no?
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In terms of god-awful lyrics, Train's "Meet Virginia" is up there.
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Just to be clear, Virginia doesn't own a dress, but has high heels that she exercises in. WTF? |
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11-17-2008, 02:40 AM | #126 |
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Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses That is songwriting, folks. |
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DAMN YOU, JASON MRAZ! The lyrics don't make sense, your faux-reggae stylings make UB40 look like Buju Banton by comparison, but damn if it isn't a catchy song... |
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Take away the trees and the birds
All have to sit upon the ground, uum Take away their wings and The birds will have to walk to get around And take away the bird baths And dirty birds will soon be ev'rywhere Take away their feathers and The birds will walk around in underwear Take away their chirp and the Birds will have to whisper when they sing And take away their common sense and They'll be headed southward in the spring Oh remember my darling When spring is in the air And the bald headed birds Are whisp'ring ev'rywhere You can see them walking Southward in their dirty underwear That's Tennessee Bird walk How about some trees so the birds Won't have to sit upon the ground, uum How about some wings so the Birds won't have to walk to get around And how about a bird bath or two so the birds will all be clean How about some feathers so their Underwear no longer can be seen How about a chirp so the birds Won't have to whisper when they sing And how about some common sense so they Won't be blocking traffic in the spring Oh remember my darling When spring is in the air And the bald headed birds Are whisp'ring ev'rywhere You can see them walking Southward in their dirty underwear That's Tennessee Bird walk |
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Haven't read through the thread to see if it's been mentioned, but Damn Yankees "High Enough" has some incredibly dumb lyrics.
Yesterday's just a memory Can we close the door? I just made one mistake I didn't know what to say when you called me "baby" Like that's a real panic moment: "Oh my God, she called me 'baby'. How do I respond?!?" Especially since later they say "I would live and die for you". So you'd die for them, but you get all freaked out when they call you baby? Okay. |
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Not dumbest song as in no making sense of it, but if you actually read the lyrics, you realize these are the two most unbelievable people in the world:
---------------- I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long Like a worn out recording of a favorite song So while she lay there sleepin' I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns, there was this letter I read If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean But me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad Yes, I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady and she said, "Aw, it's you." Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew." That you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain And the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape You're the lady I've looked for, come with me and escape If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape Yes I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape |
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Only just realised how terrible part of Crystal by New Order is:
"Here comes love, it's like honey, You can't buy it with money" Ok then...
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fun thread
i miss the old times |
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Since it's on my uber car playlist and i still can't figure this part out.
rob bass it takes two So let's start, it shouldn't be too hard I'm not a sucker so I don't need a bodyguard I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest Don't smoke buddha, can't stand sess, yes I think Buddah is weed. But wtf is Sess |
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I proudly present, MacArthur Park
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh no! |
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Whenever I see these old threads get bumped and there's a dot that means I participated I'm always dreading whatever dumb opinion I had back in the day. But in this one, I go from Young MC to an extended bit from The Vacant Lot that nobody else picks up on and then directly into tag-teaming with Sak on obscure Married With Children references. It may be my finest work.
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Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you drunk Get you love drunk off my hump My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps |
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This feels so far from dumb to me. I've always loved those lines. I do not second this nomination.
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Along the lines of misheard lyrics, Prince/Let's Go Crazy when he is doing the sermon thing at the beginning "Dearly beloved..." At the end when he talks about the elevator bringing you down or whatever it is, for the better part of two decades I thought he was saying "when the aligator brings you down".
Again, i never cared enough to actually look up the lyrics until maybe 3 years ago. And, although I didn't understand why aligators were relevant, I thought...Well, he's Prince. He's a bit of a different cat, and maybe I'm just not cool enough to understand the reference. |
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