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Old 08-21-2014, 02:45 PM   #1501
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Doctors remove a 36-year-old baby skeleton from a woman's body - The Week

And my favorite line from the article: "A team of surgeons from a hospital in Nagpur performed the rare procedure of removing the skeleton that had lived in the woman's body for 36 years."
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Old 08-21-2014, 02:49 PM   #1502
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Old 08-21-2014, 03:01 PM   #1503
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Didn't even think of that! Perfect!
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Old 08-22-2014, 01:11 PM   #1504
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A Contestant On 'Naked Dating' Is Suing For Being Shown Naked While Dating - Pedestrian TV
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Old 08-22-2014, 01:38 PM   #1505
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Nobody really saw her crotch when it happened but I'm guessing everyone has now
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Old 08-22-2014, 02:03 PM   #1506
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"I immediately started getting text messages. Everyone saw it. My Grandma saw it. I saw her this week and she didn’t have much to say to me. She’s probably mad. My parents are just annoyed."

So from her outrage on this, I'm guessing her grandma and parents were thrilled with her being on Naked Dating but then when there was an brief accidental glimpse of actual nudity they instantly became mad and annoyed with her.

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"He never called me again after the show aired. I would have hoped we could have had a long-term relationship. He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that’s pretty much ideal."

I guess she'll probably have to settle for a slightly less than idea unemployed Jewish guy in his 30s or employed atheist in his 20s now.
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Old 08-22-2014, 03:43 PM   #1507
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shallow and vacuous or not, if she went on with the agreement that they would blur out her naughty bits, they should blur out her naughty bits.
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Old 08-22-2014, 03:55 PM   #1508
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Nobody really saw her crotch when it happened but I'm guessing everyone has now

It was up on reddit before the episode even finished airing on the east coast.
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Old 09-02-2014, 06:15 PM   #1509
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A brother and sister in Effingham County, Georgia, are behind bars after allegedly having sex in a tractor trailer parked in a church parking lot.

Police say Christopher Buckner, 20, and her brother, Tim Savoy, 25, admitted to committing incest three times after watching the Ryan Gosling romance "The Notebook."
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Old 09-02-2014, 06:34 PM   #1510
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Old 09-03-2014, 03:32 PM   #1511
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Old 09-03-2014, 03:42 PM   #1512
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So, so close.
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Old 09-15-2014, 12:03 AM   #1513
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Wedding party brawl at Orchard Park Country Club injures several - City & Region - The Buffalo News

Mind you, Orchard Park is a upscale area.
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Old 09-15-2014, 04:51 PM   #1514
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This is something Urban Outfitters thought was a good idea.

Urban Outfitters Sells ‘Vintage’ Bloody Kent State Sweatshirt, Quickly Apologizes - Business news - Boston.com
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Old 09-15-2014, 07:05 PM   #1515
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An oldie but a goodie

Distracted Driver: Police Say Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates - ABC News
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Old 10-02-2014, 07:44 PM   #1516
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I know it's part of the headline but is it my imagination or does the fact that he was naked seem to get lost in the shuffle. I want to know why there was a naked man in line at the airport. It almost reads like things would have been fine if he wasn't acting strangely.
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Old 10-02-2014, 07:47 PM   #1517
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Old 10-11-2014, 11:10 PM   #1518
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Seems like a surprising number of dwarfs in the news lately.

Dwarf given children's colouring book by waitress as he ate dinner with his fiancée

Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night - Telegraph

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Old 10-12-2014, 04:03 AM   #1519
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Poop transplants are now available in a convenient pill form.

Good news: You can take your fecal transplants orally - The Washington Post
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Old 10-14-2014, 07:11 PM   #1520
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Florida Man struggles when it comes to building houses.

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Old 10-14-2014, 07:24 PM   #1521
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hen night? that sounds really slutty
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Old 10-14-2014, 07:27 PM   #1522
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"It is not unusual for dwarfs to be hired as entertainers at hen and stag parties in Spain and several websites offer the services of "miniboys" as they are known in Spain."

Didn't Hornsmaniac used to talk about hiring midgets for parties?
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Old 10-15-2014, 02:36 PM   #1523
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The Charleston area has a serial public masturbator. His most recent indecent exposure arrest stemmed from an incident last week in a new Starbucks that my wife and oldest daughter would frequent if we still lived there. (It is now the closest Starbucks to the home we own there, and from looking at a map, appears to be right between my daughter's favorite ice cream shop and water park.)

Man charged with felony indecent exposure at Starbucks - Live5News.com | Charleston, SC | News, Weather, Sports

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Report: Man exposes himself to Starbucks employee - WCIV-TV | ABC News 4 - Charleston News, Sports, Weather (This one was at our most frequently-visited Starbucks, the closest to our home prior to the new one above being built.)
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Old 10-22-2014, 02:18 AM   #1524
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I think KFC has just found its Jared.

Lovesick Chinese woman, 26, dumped by boyfriend spends entire week in KFC - Yahoo News Canada
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Old 10-24-2014, 01:22 PM   #1525
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Teen busted for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from mallÂ* - NY Daily News
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Old 10-24-2014, 09:33 PM   #1526
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might be worth the investment to bail her out
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Old 11-10-2014, 03:32 PM   #1527
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I had to make sure this wasn't a link from The Onion.

The Ku Klux Klan opens its door to Jews, black people and homosexuals | Daily Mail Online
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Old 11-10-2014, 03:51 PM   #1528
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Old 11-17-2014, 05:28 PM   #1529
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Uncle Chuck is getting married.

Charles Manson Gets License to Marry 26-year-old Woman - US News
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Old 11-17-2014, 08:15 PM   #1530
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Old 11-26-2014, 08:20 AM   #1532
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He was due to become president of the New Mexico Medical Society next year.


Two, I'm disappointed some of the lewd notes didn't make it into the story


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Old 11-26-2014, 12:12 PM   #1533
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French inventor: Pills make farts smell good - UPI.com
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Old 12-03-2014, 01:01 PM   #1534
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Old 12-03-2014, 01:45 PM   #1535
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Old 12-08-2014, 05:41 PM   #1536
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Old 12-08-2014, 06:16 PM   #1537
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Old 12-08-2014, 06:31 PM   #1538
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If he had stuck around, would she have not been in labour?
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Old 12-23-2014, 01:58 PM   #1539
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Old 12-24-2014, 03:45 AM   #1541
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Old 12-29-2014, 11:01 AM   #1542
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Old 12-29-2014, 05:21 PM   #1543
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A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.

Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.

According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.

Ah, Florida.
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Old 12-30-2014, 08:43 PM   #1544
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#41 being my personal favorite
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:09 PM   #1547
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Ah, Florida.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the, "so she pulled some poop out of her pants," part. So had she been walking around with poop in her pants the whole time? Is she able to poop on command when she feels the need to smear it on someones face? Was it just a lucky coincidence for he that she happened to poop her pants while being detained?
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Old 01-11-2015, 12:32 AM   #1548
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Old 01-11-2015, 06:19 AM   #1549
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As a father I am appalled, as a man I am intrigued.

I'm sure they are raising a fine young lady who will be a solid contributor to society.
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