04-26-2016, 01:22 PM | #15851 | |
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Well in that case we just need kid bathrooms, where adults aren't allowed.
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04-26-2016, 01:25 PM | #15852 | ||
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Well, then bring on the laws that adults should not be allowed to come into contact with children at church, or at school, or at daycare, because there have surely been incidents in which children were molested there, and as you say one is too many. I'm sure there are parents out there who have molested their own children as well, so we should probably bar all parents from coming into contact with their children just to be safe. Quote:
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04-28-2016, 02:20 AM | #15853 |
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As I was walking home tonight a fly landed on my arm. I said "get off of me fly". He blinked, and to my amazement he began to talk to me. He told me how he was an accomplished actor and wondered if I would like to come see him in a production of Shitspeare In The Park. I said, "don't you mean Shakespear?" He laughed and said, "forgive me, it's just a play on turds."
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04-28-2016, 02:38 AM | #15854 | |
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Here's the real test. Did you... A) Immediately pick up the cheese and eat it B) eventually pick up the cheese and throw it away C) Let it lie there...where it still sits today |
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04-28-2016, 02:42 AM | #15855 |
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I ate it. I ate it OK!
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04-28-2016, 12:03 PM | #15856 |
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Why is it so hard for fast food places to get my drink order correct in the drive-thru?
I ordered a coke. I received a Mr. Pibb/Dr. Pepper (not sure which one they serve). This happens about 10% of the time I go through the drive-thru at a fast food place. How is it so difficult, it is literally on the screen in front of them while they do it. |
04-28-2016, 12:24 PM | #15857 |
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So this happened prior to my fast food visit.
Was walking across downtown to get my car from the shop, about a mile of walking straight through the heart of downtown. Had headphones in and was listening to music. I end up behind a girl, mid-30s, about 1/5th of the way through my walk. W're walking about the same pace, so I end up walking behind her for about the next 3/5ths of my walk. She every now and again glances behind to, I guess, gauge whether I'm a stalker/creep. She's wearing a small dress that leaves little to the imagination and puffs out at the bottom, so I'm a little offended, but whatever. Eventually we're at a spot where the buildings back off the street a bit, so there's more sidewalk. Next thing I know, the bottom of her dress flies up. After fixing it, she checks to see if I'm staring. I assumed this was going to eventually happen given the tiny dress she's wearing, so I've pretty much had my eyes angled away most of the walk anyway. Maybe 20 seconds later, it happens again, and she again looks back. Finally, maybe a minute later, it flies up even more, causing her to drop her purse. I just walk around and continue my walk while she gives me a look. I'm not sure if it was a "can you help" look, or a "you're a jerk for looking" look. As I get ready to pass by and she bends to pick up her purse, the dress shoots up again and her sunglasses fall off. I just continue to ignore it and carry on. She eventually walked past me again at a light and eventually peeled off before I got to my destination. All this is to ask, I handled it correctly, right? I feel I was in no man's land as far as helping her pick up her stuff, and commenting on anything about the dress flying up would have just been creepy. Also, since it may be asked, she was wearing boy shorts under. |
04-28-2016, 12:31 PM | #15858 |
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You missed a perfect "cocky and funny" opportunity. F minus.
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04-28-2016, 12:32 PM | #15859 |
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Was she hot?
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04-28-2016, 12:40 PM | #15860 |
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Next time keep the portable fan that was blowing up her dress at home.
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04-28-2016, 12:41 PM | #15861 |
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Yeah I think you did fine there. Maybe you could have ended up looking better if you got down to start picking stuff up for her, but I would have walked past her and approached her from the front so you're not bent down behind her in any way. She might have still thought you were trying to creep, so ultimately it's better for her to think you were than to have your face even closer to her ass/chest and risk her getting freaked out and yelling out for help to another pedestrian.
Think there's just as good a chance she was liking the attention. After it happened the first time, or at least the second time, you'd think she would hold her skirt with one hand. Women here walk like that constantly, down breezy blocks, over subway grates, up/down subway stairs. Which reminds me...I've been fortunate enough to see my fair share of nice bare behinds over the years. But burned into my brain is the time I was walking up the subway stairs behind a woman in a short dress who didn't grab her skirt quickly enough as we got towards ground level and hit a wind tunnel. Just a perfect ass with a barely-there thong. It's the little things in life. |
04-28-2016, 12:47 PM | #15862 | ||
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04-28-2016, 12:52 PM | #15863 |
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Not to sidetrack the far more enjoyable direction of the random thoughts thread here but ...
It's a tough day in Athens today, four students killed & another critically injured in a car crash last night. I'm not even sure that the community has reached the point of heavy grief yet, more of a sense of shock still permeating ... everything. Last night, as the story developed, it was pretty tough. I know quite a few current students there and, well, you worry. Throw in the stark reality that my own child will be a college freshman a long way from home in a few months, the "it could just as easily be your child as anyone else's" notion. It weighs on the mind, and the heart. And it transcends pretty much all loyalties, divisions, you name it. It's just feels like a very heavy day in what is, really, an oversized small town.
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05-01-2016, 08:26 PM | #15864 |
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After my last trip I think I might need to start a new dynasty called "Things the guy I'm flying with complains about." As the SIC (Second in Command) it's pretty much like sitting there with your boss all day. You have to learn to be a chameleon, just kind of blending in with your surroundings. I'm not going to get into headed disagreements about politics, religions, sexual orientation in the cockpit. Mostly I just meet those conversations I disagree with, with silence. Let it go.
This last trip, good-fucking-grief, was a non-stop bitch fest. Flying techniques, transgender bathrooms, dispatch, flight planning, the company, nothing was fucking good enough for this guy, including me I imagine. We didn't shake hands when it was over. Even through we only flew 4 legs together there was just too much contention between us. I just got tired of it. Tired of him.
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05-01-2016, 08:45 PM | #15865 |
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Yeah, but in his defense, he was pretty good in the 2004 World Series.
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05-01-2016, 11:38 PM | #15866 |
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spent 29 min stuck on the beltway today (at midnight) when i finally got past the accident there were 6 cars on the wall, which means at least 6 people didnt drive away. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN when its raining.
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05-03-2016, 08:11 AM | #15867 |
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Got upgraded to Office 2016 yesterday. I'm okay with Word, Excel and PPT so far but I hate the new look of Outlook. It's just feels like a big wall of text with such little separation.
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05-03-2016, 08:23 AM | #15868 | |
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In the View tab, check what the settings are under Layout for Folder Pane, Reading Pane. I have Folder Pane as 'Normal', and Reading Pane as 'Right', and it looks like every other version of Outlook I've used.
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05-03-2016, 09:12 AM | #15869 | |
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That's how I have it setup as well. It's the folder pane I have issues with. I keep a lot of folders (and sub folders) and in the new version it looks like I opened a word document and started just typing them all out, hitting return, then tabbing over, hitting return, etc. Plus there is a lot more white space in between each folder. I used to be able to see pretty much all of my folders without needing to scroll down, and now only about half show up on the screen. |
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05-03-2016, 09:15 AM | #15870 | |
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Ok, back in the Layout option, click Folder Pane, then Options. See if there is a checkbox in Compact Navigation.
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05-03-2016, 09:17 AM | #15871 |
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05-03-2016, 09:25 AM | #15872 |
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Found some others who had issues with the folder spacing and didn't get any help. There is another link buried in there that talks about changing font size within Windows entirely, and that could reduce the spacing, but it didn't help me.
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05-03-2016, 09:28 AM | #15873 |
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Strange. I have a ton of folders as well, and Outlook 16 looks like it always has in the past with those settings.
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05-03-2016, 09:34 AM | #15874 |
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I hate Charter so much.
Signed up for the Spectrum TV+, their streaming service that gives you a free Roku 3. Signed up Friday. They told me it should be ready in 24-48 hours, so I've been trying to sign in since then, but no go. Spent 30 minutes on the phone and they couldn't figure out why it isn't working, since I can log into my account and check/pay bills for a service I can't actually use. They told me they would check into it and give me a call in 1-2 days. I asked if the 30 day money back guarantee could be moved to when I can actually use the service, they said they can't move the day. So now, the 30 day guarantee will end up being a 23 day guarantee because their service won't actually work. They also changed my password to an insanely generic password, then told me to keep it like that until I get a call back to make it easier for the technicians to mess with my account. Just a crappy company, but I literally have no other choice for anything other than really bad DSL or satellite. |
05-03-2016, 12:56 PM | #15875 |
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Any recommendations on a place online to purchase new bank checks? Ordering directly from the bank, while convenient, seems stupidly expensive.
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05-03-2016, 01:26 PM | #15876 |
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What's a bank check?
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05-03-2016, 01:42 PM | #15877 |
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Did this thread just warp back to 1995?
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05-03-2016, 01:46 PM | #15878 | |
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Walmart.com Yes, I'm serious.
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05-03-2016, 05:11 PM | #15879 |
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I'm not sure how you all pay for kids camps and other activities and bills, but I still have to write plenty of checks.
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05-03-2016, 05:55 PM | #15880 | |
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No problem. I was skeptical at first but I've been using them for something like 6-8 years now, a wide range of designs & styles available, quality is fine although not fancy. They've never screwed up, never been late, really pretty hassle free.
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05-03-2016, 09:40 PM | #15881 | |
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come work for the gov and use excel 7!
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05-04-2016, 08:45 AM | #15882 |
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05-04-2016, 05:14 PM | #15883 | |
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we upgraded to XP the week microsoft stop supporting Windows 7 (or whatever it was)
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05-04-2016, 05:20 PM | #15884 |
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Tonight I'm going to a surprise birthday party where, I have learned from sources, the birthday girl's girlfriend is planning to propose, but the birthday girl really wants to be the one to propose and doesn't want to do that just yet. Should be interesting. (I'm not close enough to either of them to even consider giving either of them a heads up, but a closer friend might end up doing that, so there's other wild cards in play).
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05-04-2016, 07:45 PM | #15885 |
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Having to stress about proposing. Enjoy your equality!
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05-05-2016, 09:54 AM | #15886 | |
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Gotta let us know what happens!
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05-05-2016, 10:48 AM | #15887 |
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A close friend who knew about the proposal plan didn't tell the birthday girl about the plan, but did convince the birthday girl over the last week or so to propose herself the same night. (there was a scheduled birthday dinner with a few people, the surprise part was that there was actually 50 people there). I guess the birthday girl was close to proposing anyway, but just thought it would be tacky to do at the birthday dinner. So, it was uneventful, one proposed, and then a little later, the other one did too. I think both had rings. I did make me think about how this all works with gay couples. There probably needs to be more communication about expectations and fewer surprise proposals, when you don't have the defined traditional roles set about who does what. It can also be complicated to find a venue - Boise's quite liberal, but they had been planning to book a place on a lake a few hours north before hearing that the venue was a little passively hostile to gay weddings. Last edited by molson : 05-05-2016 at 10:52 AM. |
05-05-2016, 11:01 AM | #15888 |
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Call me strange, but I proposed when we were alone. It was nerve-wracking enough without a crowd. (I never like to be the center of attention anyway.)
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05-05-2016, 11:04 AM | #15889 |
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Ya, I don't understand the public engagements at all, but these two people do enjoy being the center of attention (and I mean that in a nice way, they're very entertaining and positive people). I guess if you're the type that feeds off of people that way, it's make sense to share something really important with them.
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05-05-2016, 11:07 AM | #15890 |
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How could you ever say "no" to a public proposal? That would be epic to witness.
I've known people who would very definitely enjoy staging a proposal in public. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. |
05-05-2016, 11:13 AM | #15891 |
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My fiance would have killed me if I did a public proposal and I wouldn't classify her as the shy type.
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05-05-2016, 12:38 PM | #15892 |
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Terry Bozzio's drum kit:
Come on, dude. Lookit all the pedals!! Fuck the show, I'll just come check out the first two hours of the soundcheck.
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05-05-2016, 12:52 PM | #15893 |
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Holy crap!
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05-06-2016, 12:37 PM | #15894 |
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Today I'll be having my third interview with a Fortune 500 software company for an executive position. I'm nervous as hell.
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05-06-2016, 12:53 PM | #15895 |
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Hey Brad!
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05-06-2016, 12:57 PM | #15896 |
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Good luck, heybrad.
(Isn't it weird to be a grownup? I never thought things like "executive position" would apply to people like us.) |
05-06-2016, 02:13 PM | #15897 | |
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05-06-2016, 02:23 PM | #15898 | ||
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Yeah. It's very strange sometimes. I'm an in-house attorney, but considered an executive in my company in terms of, well, pretty much everything. I'm also the "subject matter expert" for my type of law worldwide for a global company. It's weird to think this company's "executive" and "subject matter expert" has been known to stay up until 2 or 3 am on a weekday playing video games, drinking PBR and eating BBQ chips, and still plays Dungeons and Dragons.
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05-06-2016, 03:18 PM | #15899 | |
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Eh, these days that's probably a lot more "normal" than you'd think.
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05-06-2016, 11:12 PM | #15900 |
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I've had similar feelings recently. We hired a new guy who isn't too far out of college and have been showing him the ropes of how we program stuff, especially in the very industry-specific programming language we use for gathering research data. He's been pretty much in my office non-stop for the past couple of weeks asking me how to program stuff. It's weird being a mentor when I don't really feel grizzled enough to be one.
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