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06-27-2017, 04:12 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Tulsa
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My favorite part of this is that their apology includes giving all 10 women an internship. Workplace morale is at an all-time high... Last edited by vex : 06-27-2017 at 04:12 PM. |
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06-27-2017, 05:38 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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06-27-2017, 06:23 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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And as is typical for the Daily Mail, they're all "Check out this horrible sexist, misogynistic shit, they were just judging the women on their looks! And also here's all 10 of those bikini pictures in as large a size as we could find."
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06-28-2017, 02:34 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Minnesota woman charged with killing boyfriend in video stunt - StarTribune.com
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06-28-2017, 02:35 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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WHAT WEBSITE THOUGH - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia from Anthony Matan on Vimeo. |
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06-28-2017, 04:52 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, Mo
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https://www.yahoo.com/gma/good-samar...opstories.html
I think if i was the good Samaritan, i'd be all over pressing charges after they went out of their way to continue to smear him. Random punch i could get over and understand, further smearing i cannot. |
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06-29-2017, 08:32 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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07-11-2017, 01:51 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Nevada's governor has joined college potheads in declaring a state of emergency over a lack of marijuana.
Nevada running out of weed, ‘state of emergency’ declared | fox13now.com |
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07-11-2017, 02:07 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Harkens me back to my journalistic peak. Covering Snowball-the-killer-goat Canton’s ‘killer goat’ | Canton Rewind If you Google today, you'll find this story from 1991 popping up in the Chicago Tribune and the Orlando Sentinel among other places. I'm the guy who wrote the original story, both locally & for AP, (and then made sure to tip the local Cox Media TV affiliate that we had a working relationship with, who quickly helped it go national). It was mentioned on Paul Harvey, and I ended up being interviewed by newstalkers in Memphis & New Orleans. Good times man, good times.
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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07-11-2017, 05:46 AM
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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I guess they never got his goat.
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07-13-2017, 06:13 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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08-15-2017, 01:27 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Amarillo, TX
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08-15-2017, 01:38 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Or not. Looks like the alien overlords had other ideas. Removal of mystery object off Westerly beach canceled | WPRI 12 Eyewitness News
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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08-17-2017, 01:57 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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08-17-2017, 02:07 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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I shouldn't laugh. And yet I laugh.
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08-17-2017, 02:11 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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How does that even come up in conversation?
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08-17-2017, 02:18 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Really would have been wise to stay quiet and take the risk with rabies there.
Reminded of this by the story. Last edited by mckerney : 08-17-2017 at 02:39 PM. |
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08-17-2017, 02:19 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Look at Mr. bigshot over here who aint never though bout fuckin a donkey.
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08-17-2017, 05:32 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: TX
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you can catch rabies that way! *runs to doctor*
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08-17-2017, 08:55 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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"... but let a man fuck just ONE donkey ..."
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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08-17-2017, 10:14 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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At least the 14th or 15th kid in that train should've questioned their choice in friends.
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08-22-2017, 05:45 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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Not so much a strange new story, but one for JiMGA to reminisce over. From my local rag, this is a great example, rarely seen nowadays, of a proper local newspaper story. Poor Dan Cooper must be thinking 'I went to college for this...'
Woman reunited with missing cat after 11 months - Newbury Weekly News And the photo made me laugh - the lady looks distincly happier than the cat!
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'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! Last edited by AlexB : 08-22-2017 at 05:47 PM. |
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08-24-2017, 03:43 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers |
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09-04-2017, 07:33 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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09-06-2017, 11:15 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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09-06-2017, 11:17 AM
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! |
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09-06-2017, 11:34 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Both Zoo Atlanta and Noah's Ark have accounted for their's, so a private owner (whether legally or illegally) is high on the of suspects, with one escaping while being transported being the only other notion in play. But can you imagine the phone calls and conversations leading up to this? It had to sound a little bit like "I need a bambi-lance"
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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09-06-2017, 11:49 AM
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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Man. Just did some more reading on this. They killed it not long before kids would be headed to the bus stops. Crazy!
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The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! |
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09-06-2017, 03:49 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Denver nurses suspended for opening bag to admire deceased patient's genitals | The Sacramento Bee
Kinda almost makes up for the being dead thing. Last edited by mckerney : 09-06-2017 at 03:49 PM. |
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09-22-2017, 10:12 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam |
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10-01-2017, 04:54 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Amarillo, TX
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Oh! And this one time... at band camp...
Semen-contaminated flutes might have been given to children, California school officials warn |
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10-02-2017, 03:13 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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Damn, just got here to post the same story, Shkspr... terrible but definitely weird AF
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10-12-2017, 09:41 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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10-18-2017, 08:51 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Last edited by mckerney : 10-18-2017 at 08:51 PM. |
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10-18-2017, 09:46 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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I bet people enjoyed the chicken before they found out it was outsourced.
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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10-18-2017, 09:59 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2005
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A little bit spooky.
When you die you know you are dead: Major study shows mind still works after the body shows no signs of life | The Independent Quote:
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10-19-2017, 04:21 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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10-19-2017, 04:32 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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Chunks of a Portland Man's Exploded Hand Struck a Federal Officer. He's Charged With Assault. - Blogtown - Portland Mercury
"When law enforcement finally stopped him, the document says, Schaefer held out a "cigarette pack and a lit lighter" and told officers "we're all fucking dying today." He then lit the cigarette packet, blowing a number of fingers off of his left hand and causing glass to "fly into the air."
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10-19-2017, 08:09 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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10-20-2017, 12:40 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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So this tweet has basically resulted in the most social media thing ever:
roy @Old_Orleans This professor graded tests next to me the whole flight. If there’s a Taiwan Jones at Howard, boy you failed the fuck out ya midterm Now, everyone claiming to be Taiwan Jones is coming out of the woodwork to grab their claim to fame for being a failure, lol!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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10-20-2017, 12:46 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Amarillo, TX
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Hey, if it's good enough for Kenji Alt-Lopez... |
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10-20-2017, 01:38 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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I have a friend who's a super foodie. Kind of guy who has $1,000s of dollars of kitchen equipment and plans his vacations around food. And he says that he cannot find any better fried chicken than fresh Popeyes. Last edited by albionmoonlight : 10-20-2017 at 01:39 PM. |
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10-30-2017, 06:28 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: Earth, the semi-final frontier.
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10-30-2017, 05:54 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: Earth, the semi-final frontier.
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If you burn, shred, ingest, or otherwise ruin money, you can send it in to the Mutilated Currency Division of the Treasury Department and they'll fix it and send you replacement money.
Episode 781: The Money Fixers : Planet Money : NPR |
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10-31-2017, 04:14 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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The news story itself is not strange, and indeed must have been a terrible experience at the time and in the years since for the woman, but I have to admit I did laugh out loud at quite possibly the most English sentence I think I have ever read or heard.
Labour activist 'warned' about pursuing rape claim - BBC News
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'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! |
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11-06-2017, 02:12 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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11-06-2017, 03:36 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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I could never be a Nazi, their favorite kind of pizza is white pizza
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11-10-2017, 10:42 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: TX
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Safe haven baby box
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11-10-2017, 11:19 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2009
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11-10-2017, 11:20 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2009
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lol wtf! you win this thread hahahahaha |
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