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Old 06-27-2017, 04:12 PM   #1651
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My favorite part of this is that their apology includes giving all 10 women an internship. Workplace morale is at an all-time high...

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Old 06-27-2017, 05:38 PM   #1652
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Old 06-27-2017, 06:23 PM   #1653
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My favorite part of this is that their apology includes giving all 10 women an internship. Workplace morale is at an all-time high...

And as is typical for the Daily Mail, they're all "Check out this horrible sexist, misogynistic shit, they were just judging the women on their looks! And also here's all 10 of those bikini pictures in as large a size as we could find."
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Old 06-28-2017, 02:34 PM   #1654
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Minnesota woman charged with killing boyfriend in video stunt - StarTribune.com

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19-year-old woman shot at a book her boyfriend was holding against his chest, killing him at close range outside their northwestern Minnesota home in what was a video-recorded stunt gone awry, according to a criminal complaint filed Wednesday.

Monalisa Perez was charged with second-degree manslaughter in Norman County District Court and remains in a regional jail in Crookston in connection with the shooting Monday night in Halstad of 22-year-old Pedro Ruiz III.

Sheriff Jeremy Thornton said Wednesday morning that Perez, who is pregnant, will remain in jail and be connected by video to a Norman County court proceeding early Wednesday afternoon.

Ruiz held up the book — described by County Attorney James Brue as a hardcover encyclopedia — and Perez pulled the trigger on a .50-caliber Desert Eagle pistol, trying to see whether the bullet would go through, according to the criminal complaint.
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Old 06-28-2017, 02:35 PM   #1655
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And as is typical for the Daily Mail, they're all "Check out this horrible sexist, misogynistic shit, they were just judging the women on their looks! And also here's all 10 of those bikini pictures in as large a size as we could find."


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Old 06-28-2017, 04:52 PM   #1656
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I think if i was the good Samaritan, i'd be all over pressing charges after they went out of their way to continue to smear him. Random punch i could get over and understand, further smearing i cannot.
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Old 06-29-2017, 08:32 PM   #1657
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Old 07-11-2017, 01:51 AM   #1658
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Nevada's governor has joined college potheads in declaring a state of emergency over a lack of marijuana.

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Old 07-11-2017, 02:07 AM   #1659
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Harkens me back to my journalistic peak. Covering Snowball-the-killer-goat
Canton’s ‘killer goat’ | Canton Rewind

If you Google today, you'll find this story from 1991 popping up in the Chicago Tribune and the Orlando Sentinel among other places.

I'm the guy who wrote the original story, both locally & for AP, (and then made sure to tip the local Cox Media TV affiliate that we had a working relationship with, who quickly helped it go national). It was mentioned on Paul Harvey, and I ended up being interviewed by newstalkers in Memphis & New Orleans.

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Old 07-11-2017, 05:46 AM   #1660
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Old 07-13-2017, 06:13 PM   #1661
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Old 08-15-2017, 01:27 PM   #1662
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Old 08-15-2017, 01:38 PM   #1663
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Or not. Looks like the alien overlords had other ideas.

Removal of mystery object off Westerly beach canceled | WPRI 12 Eyewitness News
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Old 08-17-2017, 01:57 PM   #1664
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Old 08-17-2017, 02:07 PM   #1665
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Old 08-17-2017, 02:11 PM   #1666
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How does that even come up in conversation?
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Old 08-17-2017, 02:18 PM   #1667
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Really would have been wise to stay quiet and take the risk with rabies there.

Reminded of this by the story.

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Old 08-17-2017, 02:19 PM   #1668
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Look at Mr. bigshot over here who aint never though bout fuckin a donkey.
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Old 08-17-2017, 05:32 PM   #1669
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you can catch rabies that way!


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Old 08-17-2017, 08:55 PM   #1670
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Old 08-17-2017, 10:14 PM   #1671
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At least the 14th or 15th kid in that train should've questioned their choice in friends.
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Old 08-22-2017, 05:45 PM   #1672
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Not so much a strange new story, but one for JiMGA to reminisce over. From my local rag, this is a great example, rarely seen nowadays, of a proper local newspaper story. Poor Dan Cooper must be thinking 'I went to college for this...'

Woman reunited with missing cat after 11 months - Newbury Weekly News

And the photo made me laugh - the lady looks distincly happier than the cat!
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Old 08-24-2017, 03:43 PM   #1673
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Old 09-04-2017, 07:33 PM   #1674
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Old 09-06-2017, 11:15 AM   #1675
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Old 09-06-2017, 11:17 AM   #1676
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What. On. Earth.
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Old 09-06-2017, 11:34 AM   #1677
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What. On. Earth.

Both Zoo Atlanta and Noah's Ark have accounted for their's, so a private owner (whether legally or illegally) is high on the of suspects, with one escaping while being transported being the only other notion in play.

But can you imagine the phone calls and conversations leading up to this?
It had to sound a little bit like "I need a bambi-lance"
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Old 09-06-2017, 11:49 AM   #1678
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Man. Just did some more reading on this. They killed it not long before kids would be headed to the bus stops. Crazy!
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Old 09-06-2017, 03:49 PM   #1679
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Denver nurses suspended for opening bag to admire deceased patient's genitals | The Sacramento Bee

Kinda almost makes up for the being dead thing.

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Old 09-22-2017, 10:12 PM   #1680
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Old 10-01-2017, 04:54 PM   #1681
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Oh! And this one time... at band camp...

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Old 10-02-2017, 03:13 PM   #1682
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Damn, just got here to post the same story, Shkspr... terrible but definitely weird AF
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Old 10-12-2017, 09:41 PM   #1683
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Old 10-18-2017, 08:51 PM   #1684
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Old 10-18-2017, 09:46 PM   #1685
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I bet people enjoyed the chicken before they found out it was outsourced.
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Old 10-18-2017, 09:59 PM   #1686
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A little bit spooky.

When you die you know you are dead: Major study shows mind still works after the body shows no signs of life | The Independent
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Death just became even more scary: scientists say people are aware they’re dead because their consciousness continues to work after the body has stopped showing signs of life.

That means that, theoretically, someone may even hear their own death being announced by medics.

The claim was made by Dr Sam Parnia, director of critical care and resuscitation research at NYU Langone School of Medicine in New York City.

He and his team are looking at people who suffered cardiac arrest, technically died, but were later revived. It’s the largest study of its type ever carried out.

Some of those studied say they had awareness of full conversations and seeing things that were going on around them, even after they were pronounced dead.

These accounts were then verified by the medical and nursing staff who were present at the time.

Death is defined as the point at which the heart no longer beats, and blood flow to the brain is cut off.
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Old 10-19-2017, 04:21 PM   #1687
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Old 10-19-2017, 04:32 PM   #1688
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"When law enforcement finally stopped him, the document says, Schaefer held out a "cigarette pack and a lit lighter" and told officers "we're all fucking dying today." He then lit the cigarette packet, blowing a number of fingers off of his left hand and causing glass to "fly into the air."
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Old 10-19-2017, 08:09 PM   #1689
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Old 10-20-2017, 12:40 PM   #1690
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So this tweet has basically resulted in the most social media thing ever:

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Now, everyone claiming to be Taiwan Jones is coming out of the woodwork to grab their claim to fame for being a failure, lol!
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Old 10-20-2017, 12:46 PM   #1691
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I bet people enjoyed the chicken before they found out it was outsourced.

Hey, if it's good enough for Kenji Alt-Lopez...
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Old 10-20-2017, 01:38 PM   #1692
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I bet people enjoyed the chicken before they found out it was outsourced.

I have a friend who's a super foodie. Kind of guy who has $1,000s of dollars of kitchen equipment and plans his vacations around food. And he says that he cannot find any better fried chicken than fresh Popeyes.

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Old 10-30-2017, 06:28 AM   #1693
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Old 10-30-2017, 05:54 PM   #1694
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Old 10-31-2017, 04:14 PM   #1695
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The news story itself is not strange, and indeed must have been a terrible experience at the time and in the years since for the woman, but I have to admit I did laugh out loud at quite possibly the most English sentence I think I have ever read or heard.

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Old 11-06-2017, 02:12 PM   #1696
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Old 11-06-2017, 03:36 PM   #1697
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:42 PM   #1698
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:19 PM   #1699
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:20 PM   #1700
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I could never be a Nazi, their favorite kind of pizza is white pizza

lol wtf! you win this thread hahahahaha
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