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11-11-2017, 06:40 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Henry Walker says he shattered his hip buying a watermelon at Walmart. An Alabama jury awarded him $7.5 million. - The Washington Post
The US legal system and this culture of suing is just so damn weird. Probably not even the strangest case this week, but this one made it onto the google news headlines at the right time for me to notice it ... I mean, from the title i at least expected him to grab a melon, 50 more being dislodged and him breaking his hip frantically dodging them and crashing into a concrete column or sth. (Also, dear Washington Post: He most certainly did not break his hip while buying the melon. He broke it while trying to grab it from the display. And i sincerely doubt he ended up buying it  I wonder if an Editor nowadays sees this and says to himself "ah fuck it, no one cares".)
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“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!” Last edited by whomario : 11-11-2017 at 06:42 PM. |
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11-11-2017, 06:57 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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If he had ordered his watermelon from Amazon Prime, none of this ever would have happened. Two day wait for the watermelon, though.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 11-11-2017 at 08:25 PM. |
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11-11-2017, 07:45 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Nowadays, the question is probably "what Editor?"
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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11-18-2017, 12:29 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Navy admits aircrew drew penis in the sky - CNNPolitics
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11-21-2017, 07:52 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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11-22-2017, 10:36 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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This man is about to launch himself in his homemade rocket to prove the Earth is flat - The Washington Post
just wow ... Maybe Kyrie Irving can fund him ? Bonus: https://wiki.tfes.org/Frequently_Asked_Questions
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“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!” Last edited by whomario : 11-22-2017 at 10:38 AM. |
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11-25-2017, 05:08 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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02-02-2018, 06:43 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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02-02-2018, 07:29 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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He launches tomorrow! https://www.nbcnews.com/video/can-se...-1151204931647
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02-18-2018, 08:31 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Ping Pilotman: Has this ever happened to you?
Passenger drops farts so bad pilot is forced to make emergency landing | Metro News
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02-18-2018, 09:33 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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Thank god, no. And thankfully no fights either.
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam |
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03-02-2018, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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03-11-2018, 11:59 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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Nightclub Shuts Down After Woman Rides Horse Into Crowd Of Partygoers
If people aren't riding horses into your party, your party ain't shit.
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam |
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03-11-2018, 12:14 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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More proof women can't drive
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03-20-2018, 07:03 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Who knew that in Scotland it's illegal to teach a dog a nazi salute?
YouTuber Faces Jail For Teaching Dog Nazi Salute
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04-13-2018, 10:18 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: La Mirada, CA
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04-14-2018, 01:29 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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04-15-2018, 01:00 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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I watched the docu, this is a crazy end to that and hella interesting.
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04-20-2018, 05:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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'Smallville' Actress Allison Mack Arrested in Alleged Cult Sex Trafficking Case | Hollywood Reporter
Notable names that have been associated with this MLM / cult* include Richard Branson (unconfirmed), Linda Evans, BET co-founder Sheila Johnson, former surgeon general Antonia Novello, Seagram's Edward Bronfman Jr & his two daughters, the son of former Mexico president Salinas, the daughter of former Mexico president Fox, and several miscellaneous Hollywood actresses. *None of these have been associated specifically with the sex trafficking aspect, only with the "seminars" afaik
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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04-20-2018, 06:37 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Amarillo, TX
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Somewhere out there, there's a fanfiction.net author that has figured out that they have somehow acquired the power to rewrite reality.
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04-28-2018, 07:04 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I get wanting to set context to a question but definitely inappropriate. Hope they catch this person.
Florida dad outraged by sexually explicit question on teen's homework assignment | Fox News Quote:
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04-28-2018, 02:41 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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idk, that doesn't scream anything to me. Maybe a little convoluted, could have been worded slightly differently, but how is it not sexually explicit? Cause it has the word sex in it?
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04-28-2018, 08:36 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2005
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I don't think its sexually explicit and that is not my point. You don't think the context re: revenge sex is inappropriate context for a HS test question? |
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04-28-2018, 08:51 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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To be fair it happens all the time in society. We see it in movies, television, social media. Like I said, it's not the best example for a test question, but the 'people' aren't in high school necessarily. My kids, FR/SO probably wouldn't bat an eyelash at such a thing. The question itself wouldn't be the focal point of the problem. The problem itself would be. I would hope the class would have gotten a good laugh out of it.
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05-03-2018, 06:41 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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05-03-2018, 06:54 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Ditto here. And I'm not sure anything past about middle school would bat an eye at the question.
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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05-10-2018, 11:59 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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EXCLUSIVE: Steve Bannon was target of bribery plot by top Qatari who invested in Ice Cube's basketball league to get to Trump's strategist and boasted 'Mike Flynn took our money', rapper claims in court
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...er-claims.html
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05-24-2018, 09:46 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I didn't realize there was a difference in definition of polygamy re: marriage and civil unions.
I think in the US a person is not allowed to have multiple civil unions at the same time? So this must be a Brazilian thing? Or am I mistaken? Ronaldinho Reportedly Will Marry His 2 Fiancees in August Ceremony | Bleacher Report | Latest News, Videos and Highlights Quote:
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05-25-2018, 06:27 AM
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Join Date: May 2018
Location: Earth
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^^^that's not a good thing.... that'll end badly just give it a year or two....
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06-14-2018, 06:24 AM
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Torchbearer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: On Lake Harriet
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How he got the golden tickets makes the story for me.
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06-14-2018, 07:06 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Baby alligator though
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06-14-2018, 10:23 AM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Pretty sure if you wear a wire and set Jesus up behind a KFC, you aren't getting into heaven, golden ticket or not.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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06-14-2018, 10:34 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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I'm more amazed at the staying power of some hoaxes. 3 yrs for something this weak, well that's kind of impressive https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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06-14-2018, 02:25 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Martin Luther is rolling in grave right about now.
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06-14-2018, 05:38 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Earlier today from the frequently entertaining SO a few minutes from my house
Oconee County Georgia Sheriff's Office Units are responding to a report of a topless female shoplifter running from Walmart. No further description was given, but we presume she’ll be the only topless woman running down Epps Bridge Road.
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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06-14-2018, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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It's amazing how they just sorta drop that in there at the end, like it's just a notebook or a brush.
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06-14-2018, 07:57 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Not to mention it now made its way to a printed paper somewhere in Africa (sh is for shilling, a handfull countries use the abbreviation) before ending up back on an american twitter account. Not bad at all.
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“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!” Last edited by whomario : 06-14-2018 at 07:58 PM. |
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06-15-2018, 12:48 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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Shoot, I thought it might have stood for a shekel.
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. . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready. |
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06-15-2018, 06:09 AM
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Join Date: May 2018
Location: Earth
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do you think i can sell it on ebay?
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06-16-2018, 01:51 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Stamford, CT
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Nah, the acronym for a Shekel is NIS, for New Israeli Shekel. |
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06-16-2018, 08:32 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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The things I learn at FOFC. Thanks!
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. . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready. |
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06-17-2018, 07:36 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I remember reading about mysterious old books years ago.
Glad to hear one of them is (hopefully) solved. https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/15/healt...ery/index.html Quote:
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06-17-2018, 08:56 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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the tickets to heaven one is one you shouldn't just glance over. It is solid through and through all the way to the very last line in the article.
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06-25-2018, 10:34 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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06-26-2018, 11:55 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers |
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06-26-2018, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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I guess that's why they are called humpback whales...
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06-28-2018, 09:12 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Wow! So... It appears this original story, which was widely publicized and joked about - even though each story contained slightly different facts - actually had some kernel of truth, and this is the end of that (not so funny anymore) weird story. There are enough similar facts that this has to be what the original story was based on. Whether the facts were wrong because of misinformation, not knowing what the heck actually happened, or willingly changing the story to get clicks, who knows. ‘Unbearable’ smelling passenger that caused plane’s emergency landing dies from tissue necrosis | Fox News
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 06-28-2018 at 09:14 AM. |
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06-28-2018, 01:55 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Man, sometimes my balls smell so funky I actually do a check to make sure I didn't cut my taint or something. But that's ridiculous.
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07-10-2018, 06:02 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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“You are in breach of condition 15.4(c) of your agreement with PayPal Credit as we have received notice that you are deceased... this breach is not capable of remedy”
PayPal told customer her death breached its rules - BBC News
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'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! |
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07-11-2018, 01:48 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Flatlands of America
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