Can a FEMALE child molester ever be called "hot"? - Page 36

SackAttack · 05-23-2011, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ben E Lou

BWAHAHAHA

Watch from the 45-60ish second mark...

I got more of a kick out of the teenage girl's response when she was questioned.

"I think it's...really, REALLY gross," but the look on her face suggested otherwise. Like, "I have to say gross because Mom and Dad will see this, but that sounds like *fun*."

Radii · 05-23-2011, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

you're missing a pic

Teacher Michelle McCutchan jailed for 'sex tape with daughter's boyfriend, 16' | Mail Online

dear god no he wasn't!

stevew · 05-23-2011, 02:09 AM

If she gets made up, and that's probably a cell phone resolution pic blown way up, I'd say she's more attractive than most of the teachers featured in this thread in the past several years. Cheap highlights, though.

RainMaker · 05-23-2011, 02:15 AM

I don't know what to think of the fact this thread is now 36 pages deep of attractive teachers having sex with students.

stevew · 05-23-2011, 02:29 AM

36 pages, 7 years, and "sodomy" is still considered a separate crime in our society.

Autumn · 05-23-2011, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

I don't know what to think of the fact this thread is now 36 pages deep of sometimes attractive teachers having sex with students.

Fixed that for you.

DaddyTorgo · 05-23-2011, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

If she gets made up, and that's probably a cell phone resolution pic blown way up, I'd say she's more attractive than most of the teachers featured in this thread in the past several years. Cheap highlights, though.

FWIW I agree. She could probably look decent if she was made-up and all. Not "OMG HOT" but "decent"

Rizon · 05-23-2011, 11:03 AM

3 or 4 beers?

Easy Mac · 06-02-2011, 10:25 AM

South Carolina Represent!

Ex-High School Teacher Arrested In Sex Case - News Story - WHNS Greenville

Definitely a meh.

Ex-High School Teacher Arrested In Sex Case
Abby McElhenny Taught At Boiling Springs High School
By FOX Carolina Staff
SPARTANBURG, S.C. -- A former Boiling Springs High School teacher was arrested after she had a sexual relationship with a student, the Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office said Wednesday.
She was released on $10,000 bond Wednesday night.
Abby McElhenny is charged with sexual battery of a student 16 or 17 years of age.
Spartanburg County Sheriff Chuck Wright said McElhenny was spotted by friends of the teen's family holding hands at a local restaurant and Spartanburg's annual Spring Fling festival.
Wright said the boy's mother checked her son's cellphone after he was caught in a lie about spending the night with a friend. He said the mother noticed that hundreds of texts were exchange between her son's phone and another number. He said the mother then had a friend call the number and pretend to sell McElhenny a newspaper subscription. He said that is how the mother figured out who her son was texting.
Wright said the boy's mother then turned the evidence she gathered over to the Sheriff's Office.
McElhenny, a Spanish teacher and boys and girls swim coach, resigned from her job Tuesday, according to Spartanburg County School District 2.
The relationship happened sometime between Dec. 25 and May 16, Wright said.
McElhenny turned herself in to law enforcement Wednesday afternoon.

Autumn · 06-02-2011, 10:28 AM

Sexual battery gets a lot kinkier sounding in cases like this.

Easy Mac · 06-02-2011, 11:16 AM

I enjoy how the article says she's an ex-high school teacher. She's an ex-teacher behind she resigned after she was found out.

Rizon · 06-02-2011, 11:35 AM

Mugshot

Ksyrup · 06-02-2011, 11:45 AM

She didn't have those before her student got a hold of her.

DaddyTorgo · 06-02-2011, 11:49 AM

Hot damn those are some serious freckles.

MacroGuru · 06-02-2011, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

When will these teachers ever learn that text messaging always brings them down. I know text messaging is a great way to flirt and it's what the kids are into these does, but it always ends up creating a massive pile of evidence. Foolishness.

Exactly, write the message across your breasts with a marker and show that to me....I would pretty much get the hint...and look, no evidence.

Autumn · 06-02-2011, 12:06 PM

But when they figure that out, they'll never get caught, and this thread will die! See, we're actually doing a public service by having this thread ...

Desnudo · 06-02-2011, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

....in the same session...lol

I loved the detective trying not to smile. Suspended with pay. Love the union rules.

Edward64 · 06-06-2011, 11:04 PM

Coweta teacher charged in affair with 15-year-old *| ajc.com

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"Apparently he had found where she had been sending emails or sexting messages. He thought she was having an affair with another man. Come to find out, it was actually a 15, now 16-year-old individual that this person apparently taught in school," Yeager told Channel 2.

Barkeep49 · 06-07-2011, 01:11 PM

I had to click the link of that list one since time one I read the excerpt I read it as the kid thought his teacher was a man and time two I thought teacher thought the kid was an adult. Turns out the he in that sentence is the teacher's husband. That makes more sense.

Ksyrup · 06-07-2011, 01:27 PM

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Dixon was a contract employee at Northgate High School, working with troubled teens as a special education teacher

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Come to find out, it was actually a 15, now 16-year-old individual that this person apparently taught in school

Can I get an ewwww?

Ksyrup · 06-07-2011, 01:29 PM

"Boobies! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

JediKooter · 06-07-2011, 02:25 PM

Looks like I need to be a 15 year old to get laid now a days.

Eaglesfan27 · 06-07-2011, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Can I get an ewwww?

Working with troubled teens, could have been for "behavioral disturbance" and an otherwise normal cognitive level.

cthomer5000 · 06-16-2011, 11:10 PM

Teacher's aide pleads not guilty to sex with student | abc7.com

They list this women as 35 years old. There is absolutely no way the person pictured there is 35.

thealmighty · 06-17-2011, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

Teacher's aide pleads not guilty to sex with student | abc7.com

They list this women as 35 years old. There is absolutely no way the person pictured there is HOT.

Fixed, in case people forget the original premise of the thread.

Autumn · 06-17-2011, 10:04 AM

I'm praying that she is indeed not guilty.

cthomer5000 · 06-17-2011, 01:42 PM

Well, it started with the thought that she looked pretty good for a 50 year old teacher. Then when the article stated 35, i had to bring it here for the sort of AMIRIGHT? back-up.

RainMaker · 07-20-2011, 11:13 PM

Babysitter charged with sex assault in Clinton | wtnh.com

Best babysitter ever?

molson · 07-20-2011, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Babysitter charged with sex assault in Clinton | wtnh.com

Best babysitter ever?

Best parents ever maybe too - a 19-year old babysitter for a 14-year-old boy? What in the hell?

jeff061 · 07-20-2011, 11:24 PM

Babysitting a 14 year old? Parents had to have been trying to get him laid right?

DaddyTorgo · 07-20-2011, 11:29 PM

Maybe he has a little sibling or something? There's got to be more to this story...

Ksyrup · 07-21-2011, 07:33 AM

A 14-year old needs a babysitter? Wow. Maybe he was really untrustworthy and did all sorts of things his parents didn't approve of.

Oh wait...

Matthean · 07-21-2011, 08:13 AM

The kid could be handicapped in some way as well.

Kodos · 07-21-2011, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Babysitter charged with sex assault in Clinton | wtnh.com

Best babysitter ever?

Huh. I live in Clinton, and didn't hear about this. Of course, I never watch the local news.

And no, I don't know her.

Kodos · 07-21-2011, 08:46 AM

A Babysitting Job Gone Awry - Clinton, CT Patch

I have jury duty coming up in October, btw.

DanGarion · 07-21-2011, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Babysitter charged with sex assault in Clinton | wtnh.com

Best babysitter ever?

What fricken 14 year old needs a babysitter...?

DanGarion · 07-21-2011, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Huh. I live in Clinton, and didn't hear about this. Of course, I never watch the local news.

And no, I don't know her.

Looks like she wants to be an "ACTOR!"

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Ksyrup · 07-21-2011, 10:15 AM

Apparently the 14 year old was simply exploring her talents...

miked · 07-21-2011, 10:24 AM

When I was 14, we had an after school helper from the college because I had a 10 year old brother and 8 year old sister and didn't have time to help them with their homework and do mine, also I had various practices to get to and no car. That being said, I don't recall trying to hook up with her as I don't remember her being especially hot...I just thought she was a bitch when she wouldn't drive me around

Rizon · 07-21-2011, 11:25 AM

Not bad, not bad indeed.
I think I stopped needing a baby sitter at like 10.

Autumn · 07-21-2011, 12:26 PM

clearly you started needing a babysitter again at about 14, you just didn't get one.

Rizon · 07-21-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

clearly you started needing a babysitter again at about 14, you just didn't get one.

No truer words have ever been said.

jeff061 · 07-21-2011, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Huh. I live in Clinton, and didn't hear about this. Of course, I never watch the local news.

And no, I don't know her.

I stayed in the Super 8 down there. Norman Bates. That's all I can say about that place.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-21-2011, 01:09 PM

I could use a 19-year-old babysitter right about now.

JediKooter · 07-21-2011, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I could use a 19-year-old babysitter right about now.

Well, if you can get in contact with that parents that hired her and get her number...

Autumn · 07-21-2011, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Well, if you can get in contact with that parents that hired her and get her number...

I hear she's just had an unexpected opening in her babysitting schedule.

Suicane75 · 07-21-2011, 01:59 PM

I'd like to help her fill that opening.

Autumn · 07-21-2011, 02:00 PM

*logs an assist*

Ksyrup · 07-21-2011, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I could use a 19-year-old babysitter right about now.

Weren't you just complaining about all of the bitches up on your ass in another thread?

Rizon · 07-21-2011, 02:18 PM

Casey Anthony is available to babysit.

05-23-2011, 02:09 AM	#1753
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	If she gets made up, and that's probably a cell phone resolution pic blown way up, I'd say she's more attractive than most of the teachers featured in this thread in the past several years. Cheap highlights, though. Last edited by stevew : 05-23-2011 at 02:09 AM.

05-23-2011, 02:29 AM	#1755
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	36 pages, 7 years, and "sodomy" is still considered a separate crime in our society. Last edited by stevew : 05-23-2011 at 02:29 AM.

06-02-2011, 11:45 AM	#1763
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	She didn't have those before her student got a hold of her. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-07-2011, 01:29 PM	#1771
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"Boobies! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-07-2011, 02:25 PM	#1772
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Looks like I need to be a 15 year old to get laid now a days. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-23-2011, 02:15 AM	#1754
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	I don't know what to think of the fact this thread is now 36 pages deep of attractive teachers having sex with students.

06-02-2011, 10:25 AM	#1759
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	South Carolina Represent! Ex-High School Teacher Arrested In Sex Case - News Story - WHNS Greenville Definitely a meh. Ex-High School Teacher Arrested In Sex Case Abby McElhenny Taught At Boiling Springs High School By FOX Carolina Staff SPARTANBURG, S.C. -- A former Boiling Springs High School teacher was arrested after she had a sexual relationship with a student, the Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office said Wednesday. She was released on $10,000 bond Wednesday night. Abby McElhenny is charged with sexual battery of a student 16 or 17 years of age. Spartanburg County Sheriff Chuck Wright said McElhenny was spotted by friends of the teen's family holding hands at a local restaurant and Spartanburg's annual Spring Fling festival. Wright said the boy's mother checked her son's cellphone after he was caught in a lie about spending the night with a friend. He said the mother noticed that hundreds of texts were exchange between her son's phone and another number. He said the mother then had a friend call the number and pretend to sell McElhenny a newspaper subscription. He said that is how the mother figured out who her son was texting. Wright said the boy's mother then turned the evidence she gathered over to the Sheriff's Office. McElhenny, a Spanish teacher and boys and girls swim coach, resigned from her job Tuesday, according to Spartanburg County School District 2. The relationship happened sometime between Dec. 25 and May 16, Wright said. McElhenny turned herself in to law enforcement Wednesday afternoon.

06-02-2011, 10:28 AM	#1760
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Sexual battery gets a lot kinkier sounding in cases like this.

06-02-2011, 11:16 AM	#1761
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I enjoy how the article says she's an ex-high school teacher. She's an ex-teacher behind she resigned after she was found out.

06-02-2011, 11:49 AM	#1764
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Hot damn those are some serious freckles.

06-02-2011, 12:06 PM	#1766
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	But when they figure that out, they'll never get caught, and this thread will die! See, we're actually doing a public service by having this thread ...

06-07-2011, 01:11 PM	#1769
Barkeep49 Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Not too far away	I had to click the link of that list one since time one I read the excerpt I read it as the kid thought his teacher was a man and time two I thought teacher thought the kid was an adult. Turns out the he in that sentence is the teacher's husband. That makes more sense.

06-17-2011, 10:04 AM	#1776
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I'm praying that she is indeed not guilty.

07-20-2011, 11:13 PM	#1778
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Babysitter charged with sex assault in Clinton \| wtnh.com Best babysitter ever?

07-20-2011, 11:24 PM	#1780
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Babysitting a 14 year old? Parents had to have been trying to get him laid right? __________________

07-20-2011, 11:29 PM	#1781
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Maybe he has a little sibling or something? There's got to be more to this story...

07-21-2011, 07:33 AM	#1782
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	A 14-year old needs a babysitter? Wow. Maybe he was really untrustworthy and did all sorts of things his parents didn't approve of. Oh wait... __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 07-21-2011 at 07:34 AM.

07-21-2011, 08:13 AM	#1783
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	The kid could be handicapped in some way as well. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

07-21-2011, 08:46 AM	#1785
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	A Babysitting Job Gone Awry - Clinton, CT Patch I have jury duty coming up in October, btw. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

07-21-2011, 10:15 AM	#1788
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Apparently the 14 year old was simply exploring her talents... __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-21-2011, 10:24 AM	#1789
miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	When I was 14, we had an after school helper from the college because I had a 10 year old brother and 8 year old sister and didn't have time to help them with their homework and do mine, also I had various practices to get to and no car. That being said, I don't recall trying to hook up with her as I don't remember her being especially hot...I just thought she was a bitch when she wouldn't drive me around __________________ Commish of the United Baseball League (OOTP 6.5)

07-21-2011, 12:26 PM	#1791
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	clearly you started needing a babysitter again at about 14, you just didn't get one.

07-21-2011, 01:09 PM	#1794
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I could use a 19-year-old babysitter right about now. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-21-2011, 01:59 PM	#1797
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I'd like to help her fill that opening.

07-21-2011, 02:00 PM	#1798
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	logs an assist

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