Rate The Last Movie You Watched

[MikeVic]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall - 9/10
Sarah Marshall breaks up with Peter, and Peter spends the rest of the movie getting over her. A very funny movie, with awesome one-liners and scenes. The beginning penis shots I could've done without, but the rest of the movie was awesome. Secondary characters are funny, CSI spoofs are great, and the ending play was great too.

[rowech]

Baby Mama -- Yeah....I saw it. I thought it was funny. I really think Fey and Poehler make a great team. I'm entertained more by those two than I am by Ferrel and Reilly. Only 1.5 hours long so just right for a comedy in my opinion. Some really good laughs and some chuckles throughout. (8/10)

[ISiddiqui]

No need to be embarassed by seeing Baby Mama (well, maybe not so much). I think Tina Fey is brilliant and most stuff that she's going to be in will probably end up good.

[Pyser]

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

You know, this doesn't surprise me, Pyser.

But it is nice to know that, so far, every time you rip into a movie, I'm going to go out and see it for sure.

The Number 23 - 1/10

i am not exaggerating when i say this is the worst movie i think i've ever watched. nothing in it made sense, not one motivation was believable...actually, forget motivation. not one thing in the entire movie was believable, come to think of it.

how long does it take to read a book?
why, when a character is snooping through an abandoned building, are there candles set up and burning?


i could ask a million more questions...but i dont want to get into spoilers. fuck it, im using the spoiler button for the first time ever

Spoiler

-he takes his son to a cemetary to dig up a body?
-his wife steals a skeleton?
-he meets his wife 23 seconds after getting out of mental hospital
-didnt she ever realize he couldnt remember anything before meeting her? ever? did they ever talk?
-why does the shrink slit his own throat? (ok, thats a big, big question. you cant just have a character kill himself for absolutely no reason...and this seemed to have absolutely ZERO effect on anyone in the movie)
-why go looking through an abandoned psychiatric hospital at night?
-he'd only been out of the hospital 12 years. what the fuck happened to it? did a hurricane hit just that building and everyone let it rot? even if they shut it down the next day after he left and never touched it again it wouldnt look like that
-he forgets his wife's maiden name is pink? he only has 12 years of his entire life to remember up to that point. are you kidding me?
-on that topic, using pink as a device to get to 23 was the worst one. they did some crazy math to get it to 92, then divided by the number of letters in the word. thats a stretch
-how did his family find him in a random hotel...in a random hotel room?
-making any leap in logic from a random occurrence of a number to murder is a little tough to take
-i'd write more but its 1 am. im just mad i watched this thing at this point, but im sure i could add 23 more horrible things that made no sense to this list

the best part is all the bad actors get to play 2 characters in the movie, so twice the horribleness!

i give it a 1 because i made it all the way through, everything was in focus, and i could not stop laughing at the ridiculousness

if anyone liked this movie, i can safely say we will never agree on anything. ever. im looking at you, CR!

[korme]

Pyser, that was a delightful post

[Neon_Chaos]

Originally Posted by Pyser

if anyone liked this movie, i can safely say we will never agree on anything. ever. im looking at you, CR!

We'll never agree on anything. Ever.

[sabotai]

Saw III - 4/10 - A few cool moments, and I always thought the chick from Becker was kinda hot, but...this was just bad. Loved the first one, thought the 2nd one was meh, this was bad. The only reason I would want to see the 4th one would be see just how badly they killed this franchise, and I probably will at some point.

[MikeVic]

I saw a few old movies over the last couple of weeks, but I won't be giving them grades.

Saw the Indiana Jones trilogy. The first and third movies were good, but the Temple of Doom wasn't very good. Some pretty stupid parts, and the whole story wasn't exciting.

Also saw Kindergarten Cop and Judge Dredd again after a few years. Both great movies.

[Johnny93g]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall 5.5/10

This movie actually scores 7.5. I am deducting 2 points for the amount of cock in this flick. WAY TOO MUCH!!! Otherwise it was funny. What you would expect.

[korme]

Street Kings (2008) - It is what it is. Early summer action movie, with stock dialogue and questionable motives. I couldn't get over all the BS that comes with these sort of movies, though the last 30 minutes were entertaining. It kills me that the average movie goer would review this movie as sweet and bad ass. 5/10

[Lathum]

Street Kings- Sweet and Bad Ass

[korme]

What a perfect and ironic movie to play devil's advocate to

[ISiddiqui]

Originally Posted by Johnny93g

Forgetting Sarah Marshall 5.5/10

This movie actually scores 7.5. I am deducting 2 points for the amount of cock in this flick. WAY TOO MUCH!!! Otherwise it was funny. What you would expect.

The dick stuff was funny in the cringeworthy way. Also a nice commentary on the double standards in mainstream movie nudity.

[Mustang]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Saw the Indiana Jones trilogy. The first and third movies were good, but the Temple of Doom wasn't very good. Some pretty stupid parts, and the whole story wasn't exciting.

That's not your first time viewing the trilogy is it?

[Buccaneer]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

I saw a few old movies over the last couple of weeks, but I won't be giving them grades.

Saw the Indiana Jones trilogy. The first and third movies were good, but the Temple of Doom wasn't very good. Some pretty stupid parts, and the whole story wasn't exciting.

Also saw Kindergarten Cop and Judge Dredd again after a few years. Both great movies.

"wasn't very good". LOL.

[Chief Rum]

Originally Posted by Pyser

The Number 23 - 1/10

i am not exaggerating when i say this is the worst movie i think i've ever watched. nothing in it made sense, not one motivation was believable...actually, forget motivation. not one thing in the entire movie was believable, come to think of it.

how long does it take to read a book?
why, when a character is snooping through an abandoned building, are there candles set up and burning?


i could ask a million more questions...but i dont want to get into spoilers. fuck it, im using the spoiler button for the first time ever

Spoiler

-he takes his son to a cemetary to dig up a body?
-his wife steals a skeleton?
-he meets his wife 23 seconds after getting out of mental hospital
-didnt she ever realize he couldnt remember anything before meeting her? ever? did they ever talk?
-why does the shrink slit his own throat? (ok, thats a big, big question. you cant just have a character kill himself for absolutely no reason...and this seemed to have absolutely ZERO effect on anyone in the movie)
-why go looking through an abandoned psychiatric hospital at night?
-he'd only been out of the hospital 12 years. what the fuck happened to it? did a hurricane hit just that building and everyone let it rot? even if they shut it down the next day after he left and never touched it again it wouldnt look like that
-he forgets his wife's maiden name is pink? he only has 12 years of his entire life to remember up to that point. are you kidding me?
-on that topic, using pink as a device to get to 23 was the worst one. they did some crazy math to get it to 92, then divided by the number of letters in the word. thats a stretch
-how did his family find him in a random hotel...in a random hotel room?
-making any leap in logic from a random occurrence of a number to murder is a little tough to take
-i'd write more but its 1 am. im just mad i watched this thing at this point, but im sure i could add 23 more horrible things that made no sense to this list

the best part is all the bad actors get to play 2 characters in the movie, so twice the horribleness!

i give it a 1 because i made it all the way through, everything was in focus, and i could not stop laughing at the ridiculousness

if anyone liked this movie, i can safely say we will never agree on anything. ever. im looking at you, CR!

I don't know. That's a pretty "strong" rating. Not sure I can completely "anti" that one.

I'll give it a shot, though.

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by Mustang

That's not your first time viewing the trilogy is it?

I saw them as a kid a long time ago, and didn't really remember anything. So it kind of felt like my first time watching them.

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

"wasn't very good". LOL.

So you didn't like it either?

[rkmsuf]

come on, temple of doom was fantastic. guy rips a beathing heart right out of a dude's chest.

and you have the kid with all the gadgets from the Goonies in it.

an orgasmic cinematic experience

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

come on, temple of doom was fantastic. guy rips a beathing heart right out of a dude's chest.

and you have the kid with all the gadgets from the Goonies in it.

an orgasmic cinematic experience

And the guy still lives? WTF? What about the kid beating up three or four thugs with one swing of some bar. And falling a few hundred, if not thousand, feet using a raft and surviving!! The movie had quite a few stupid things like that for me. That woman was annoying too.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

And the guy still lives? WTF? What about the kid beating up three or four thugs with one swing of some bar. And falling a few hundred, if not thousand, feet using a raft and surviving!! The movie had quite a few stupid things like that for me. That woman was annoying too.

Oh stop it. No one complains about Indy hanging onto to whip attached to a truck and climbing underneath the moving vehicle.

It's all stupid like that.

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Oh stop it. No one complains about Indy hanging onto to whip attached to a truck and climbing underneath the moving vehicle.

It's all stupid like that.

I can buy that whip thing though. The other two movies I was fine with the stuff going on. Temple of Doom bugged me for whatever reason. Also, compared to the Ark and the Holy Grail, those stones in Temple didn't have the same impact on me. Could be a religious thing, I don't know.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

I can buy that whip thing though. The other two movies I was fine with the stuff going on. Temple of Doom bugged me for whatever reason. Also, compared to the Ark and the Holy Grail, those stones in Temple didn't have the same impact on me. Could be a religious thing, I don't know.

You can buy the whip thing? Surely you jest.

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

You can buy the whip thing? Surely you jest.

I can suspend my disbelief a bit, but Temple of Doom just had too much. That kid was annoying too. So two of the three characters you see all the time were annoying.

And I thought those slave children were under some spell. And you have to get burned to snap out of it. How did they start fighting back all of a sudden?

"Ahahahah! So funny! Ahahahha!"

[Logan]

Come on, if you weren't moved by "Indy, I love you!" you have no soul.

[MikeVic]

So are you guys being sarcastic or what? I can't tell. I thought the entire series was supposed to be good, but this second movie wasn't even close on the level of the first and third. Kinda like Pirates for me.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

So are you guys being sarcastic or what? I can't tell. I thought the entire series was supposed to be good, but this second movie wasn't even close on the level of the first and third. Kinda like Pirates for me.

I think you are way overthinking this.

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I think you are way overthinking this.

It's what I do.

[Johnny93g]

Raiders of the Lost Ark 12/10

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 10/10

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 100/10

Indy Rules

[Neon_Chaos]

Iron Man - 9/10

Iron Man opened today here in the Philippines (Apr 30). Great movie. Downey Jr. had the role down pat. The CG was awesome. The dialogue was not as corny as you'd expect. It was great all around. The only thing I would hold against this movie was that the final fight scene was a bit underwhelming... but other than that, I went in with high expectations, and left the theater with those expectations met.

[Buccaneer]

MikeVic, we've gone through this several times here in the past (wait till Schmidty reads this again). Raiders is in my top 5 all-time (plus best cinematic experience ever). I put Temple of Doom in my bottom 5 of the worst movies I have ever seen. Saw it opening weekend, and again when it came out in the trilogy DVD just to see if I would not hate it as much...nope...probably hated it even more. So there.

[Philliesfan980]

Originally Posted by Doug5984

Walk Hard - Dewey Cox - 4/10. About what I thought it would be... I had heard it was good so I got it in on Netflix, laughed a little- thought it was alright, but I won't be watching it again.

I saw this a few weeks ago and have to agree with you, but I think I would go 3/10. Pretty horrible movie, way too over the top, in not a funny way either.

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

MikeVic, we've gone through this several times here in the past (wait till Schmidty reads this again). Raiders is in my top 5 all-time (plus best cinematic experience ever). I put Temple of Doom in my bottom 5 of the worst movies I have ever seen. Saw it opening weekend, and again when it came out in the trilogy DVD just to see if I would not hate it as much...nope...probably hated it even more. So there.

Thanks for clarifying.

[Sun Tzu]

Reign Over Me - 6.5/10

I give a good majority of the movies I watch a sub 5 rating. So giving this one a 6.5 means it's not as bad as most of the crap that comes out now, but it's still not going to change the way I view the world. Adam Sandler does a decent job playing a guy with severe PTSD, but he still lets his Billy Madison character come through...as he does in every role. Don Cheadle co-stars in what I feel is his most believable role yet, as a dentist who has lady troubles all around. I would watch it again if it were on tv, but I wouldn't spend money to buy it on DVD. On a side note, Liv Tyler has a relatively small role, but doesn't play the innocent sweet bright eyed lady love of the main character for a change. I actually liked her character the most by the end of the movie.

[korme]

You need to watch Donny in Hotel Rwanda for the best Cheadle performance to date

[Lorena]

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - 6/10

It wasn't Dodgeball funny, but it was enjoyable. The scenes with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly were pretty funny as was Will Ferrell with the French driver. Some of the stuff seemed, a little forced, like where he runs around in underwear.


The Faculty - 6.5/10

Students suspect their teachers are from another planet and have to work together to defeat them. I was surprised to see so many big name actors. It wasn't edge of your seat scary, but it was a little tense at times.

[ISiddiqui]

re: Talledega Nights, Borat (aka, Sasha Baron Cohen) steals the movie. He was brilliant. And of course it may have had the best ending ever in a comedy.

[Lathum]

Talledega Nights may have been one of the worst movies I have ever seen

[Lorena]

I noticed a lot of ppl hated Talledega Nights. I'd say there were a few LOL moments and 1 ROFL moment (c'mon, the hospital scene was hysterical).

[ISiddiqui]

::shrug:: I really liked Talledega Nights. I thought Sasha Baron Cohen was a hoot.

[Neon_Chaos]

You have to cut AROUND the flesh!

[Crim]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Saw the Indiana Jones trilogy. The first and third movies were good, but the Temple of Doom wasn't very good. Some pretty stupid parts, and the whole story wasn't exciting.

Originally Posted by Mustang

That's not your first time viewing the trilogy is it?

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

come on, temple of doom was fantastic.

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Temple of Doom bugged me for whatever reason. Also, compared to the Ark and the Holy Grail, those stones in Temple didn't have the same impact on me.

Originally Posted by MikeVic

I can suspend my disbelief a bit, but Temple of Doom just had too much.

Originally Posted by Logan

Come on, if you weren't moved by "Indy, I love you!" you have no soul.

Originally Posted by MikeVic

So are you guys being sarcastic or what? I can't tell. I thought the entire series was supposed to be good, but this second movie wasn't even close on the level of the first and third.

Originally Posted by Johnny93g

Raiders of the Lost Ark 12/10

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 10/10

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 100/10

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

I put Temple of Doom in my bottom 5 of the worst movies I have ever seen.

I honestly don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. There have been two Indy movies to date. The third is coming out soon, be patient. Sheesh, this whole "Temple of Doom" April Fool's joke has taken on a life of its own.

Get a life. Seriously.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Crim

I honestly don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. There have been two Indy movies to date. The third is coming out soon, be patient. Sheesh, this whole "Temple of Doom" April Fool's joke has taken on a life of its own.

Get a life. Seriously.

nobody puts shortround in a corner

[MikeVic]

Shortround, geez. Was the writer of the second one completely different than the other two?

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

::shrug:: I really liked Talledega Nights. I thought Sasha Baron Cohen was a hoot.

the problem was they showed every funny part in the previews

[Neon_Chaos]

And now, the matador will dance with the blind shoemaker!

[Kodos]

I guess I was the only one who forgave Kate Capshaw's annoyingness because she was kinda hot too...

[thesloppy]

Clearly, the best part of 'Talladega Nights' was his two kids.

"How much you want for that weed, old man?"

[Sublime 2]

Originally Posted by thesloppy

Clearly, the best part of 'Talladega Nights' was his two kids.

"How much you want for that weed, old man?"

"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"

The kids were hilarious.

[ISiddiqui]

"You are going to break us like wild horses, ain't ya"

LOL!