Yay or Nay: Lily Allen - Page 4

Dr. Sak · 01-29-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

That is some pig.

Have a little compassion for Dan, he prefers to be called a swine.

DanGarion · 01-29-2009, 02:37 PM

Oh maybe I should make a "Are You Fat?" poll!

Dr. Sak · 01-29-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Oh maybe I should make a "Are You Fat?" poll!

You would only need one option.

DanGarion · 01-29-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Have a little compassion for Dan, he prefers to be called a swine.

When I was younger I used to have a couple warts and I would call myself warthog, now I like to go by wild boar.

Kodos · 01-29-2009, 02:37 PM

At least she is a smoker. That always helps. Fat, short, giganto-calved, camouflaged, dyed-hair, smoking women are hot!

Dr. Sak · 01-29-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

At least she is a smoker. That always helps. Fat, short, giganto-calved, camouflaged, dyed-hair, smoking women are hot!

Well at least we know the drapes don't match the carpet in color...but we still wonder about length.

DanGarion · 01-29-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

You would only need one option.

ROFL!!!!

Dammit, I'm going to have a hard time getting up now...

Dr. Sak · 01-29-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

ROFL!!!!

Dammit, I'm going to have a hard time getting up now...

Can you even see the IT that you have to get up?

DanGarion · 01-29-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Well at least we know the drapes don't match the carpet in color...but we still wonder about length.

Hopefully it's 70's style shag, then I might actually think she's hot... not.

Wait, can I say someone is hot... or dammit, I don't know what opinion I can have anymore. Where is that guy from yesterday to tell me what I'm allowed to think?

DanGarion · 01-29-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Can you even see the IT that you have to get up?

Dude...

sabotai · 01-29-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

So you must only be chunky...not fat like Dan

Chunky would be an improvement, but no, I'm not a gigantic fat ass like Dan.

Karlifornia · 01-29-2009, 02:50 PM

I just finished masturbating to the Lily Allen pics Galaxy posted. the high point of the fantasy was when I ate a bacon explosion that was wrapped around one of her calves.

sterlingice · 01-29-2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

No wonder you are always reviewing Buffets instead of sit down restaurants.

I LOL'd at this line

SI

Galaxy · 01-29-2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

How many times do I have to say it, I'm not a web designer. I have no designing skills whatsoever, I'm to technical to be able to design anything. You want me to fix shit you broke I can do that, but I can't make it look pretty.

I know.

lynchjm24 · 01-29-2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

And yet I still don't find her at all attractive. I showed pictures of her to my wife last night and she scrunched her face and shook her head.

I showed Lily Allen your pics and she used carbolic acid to burn her eyes out of the sockets.

Honolulu_Blue · 01-29-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lynchjm24

I showed Lily Allen your pics and she used carbolic acid to burn her eyes out of the sockets.

Are you sure it was carbolic?

lynchjm24 · 01-29-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Hopefully it's 70's style shag, then I might actually think she's hot... not.

Wait, can I say someone is hot... or dammit, I don't know what opinion I can have anymore. Where is that guy from yesterday to tell me what I'm allowed to think?

Holy shit there is something just fucking wrong with you. Are you sure you're not female? My wife wouldn't whine this long if I called her fat.

Dr. Sak · 01-29-2009, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lynchjm24

I showed Lily Allen your pics and she used carbolic acid to burn her eyes out of the sockets.

She should've used some on her legs to tone down those calfs.

Karlifornia · 01-29-2009, 10:15 PM

Who would have imagined an innocent "HOT OR NOT" thread could have started an internet fight?

Every day I wake up to a new surprise.

Dr. Sak · 01-29-2009, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by lynchjm24

Holy shit there is something just fucking wrong with you. Are you sure you're not female? My wife wouldn't whine this long if I called her fat.

I'm sure Lily Allen...i mean your wife would be a bit upset...

Groundhog · 01-29-2009, 10:26 PM

OK. Is Lily Allen hot?

No.

Would I sleep with her? Not just on account of her being famous, no. And I wouldn't jeopardise a relationship to sleep with her.

BUT. I've slept with worse looking girls than her before.

So, I guess I probably would. It would probably have to involve a bar and some alcohol however.

Dr. Sak · 01-29-2009, 10:35 PM

Whats up with the font change dude?

Btw...I agree with everything you said.

DanGarion · 01-29-2009, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by lynchjm24

I showed Lily Allen your pics and she used carbolic acid to burn her eyes out of the sockets.

Wow some completely unimportant alleged celebrity doesn't find me attractive, whoop-de-do!

DanGarion · 01-29-2009, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lynchjm24

Holy shit there is something just fucking wrong with you. Are you sure you're not female? My wife wouldn't whine this long if I called her fat.

No nothing wrong with me. Just figured I would act like I took something personal that you decided to try and make personal.

Galaxy · 01-29-2009, 11:46 PM

This thread is like last weeks' The Office debate on if Hilary Swank is hot or not.

DanGarion · 01-29-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

This thread is like last weeks' The Office debate on if Hilary Swank is hot or not.

Oh god, don't even get me started on her...

EagleFan · 01-29-2009, 11:55 PM

I guess she's hot if you're into 12 year old girls with kankles... I put her way down on the hot or not scale of celebs.

Critch · 01-30-2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Groundhog

So, I guess I probably would. It would probably have to involve a bar and some alcohol however.

How drunk would she have to get?

Raiders Army · 01-30-2009, 11:59 AM

You know there's some threads that you look at immediately and then don't look at them any more. And then there are some threads that you think, WTF are they talking about for 4 pages???

I'm glad I came back into the thread so I could get quite a chuckle out of this:

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I just finished masturbating to the Lily Allen pics Galaxy posted. the high point of the fantasy was when I ate a bacon explosion that was wrapped around one of her calves.

Noop · 01-30-2009, 12:01 PM

I would f*ck her no problem. I have done alot worse and I like that fact she has a pretty face. (Think glazed donut) I haven't been able to find a chick who would let me stick it in her butt so if she's into that I would break her off.

DaddyTorgo · 01-30-2009, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I would f*ck her no problem. I have done alot worse and I like that fact she has a pretty face. (Think glazed donut) I haven't been able to find a chick who would let me stick it in her butt so if she's into that I would break her off.

TLK · 02-18-2009, 09:09 AM

Lily on Leno earlier this week.... looking good.

DanGarion · 02-18-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TLK

Lily on Leno earlier this week.... looking good.

That's a man baby!

Oh and great song.... I wish I had the whole album.

Scoobz0202 · 02-18-2009, 01:20 PM

Woah. Thats now two songs i have heard by her and both are good... Is she really..... actually...good??????

EagleFan · 02-18-2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TLK

Lily on Leno earlier this week.... looking good.

Looking good? Honest? Looking like a pre-op trannie.

sterlingice · 02-18-2009, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

Looking good? Honest? Looking like a pre-op trannie.

So, is it pre-op male or pre-op female?

("It's time for androgyny. It's Pat!")

(honestly, I'm pretty indifferent about this thread but it had a couple of chances to throw in easy jokes)

SI

Dr. Sak · 02-18-2009, 02:19 PM

PS...Dan is still fat.

cuervo72 · 02-18-2009, 02:29 PM

Eh, she actually doesn't look bad in that clip.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-18-2009, 05:14 PM

I wish I had noticed this thread a couple of weeks ago. I'd be begging lynchjm24 to do me next.

So to speak.

Galaxy · 02-18-2009, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Oh god, don't even get me started on her...

DanGarion · 02-18-2009, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

PS...Dan is still fat.

And Lily Allen is butt ugly.

Karlifornia · 02-18-2009, 08:17 PM

I'm still digging on Lily Allen.

Buccaneer · 02-18-2009, 08:50 PM

Chicks with chubby calfs >>>>>> any anorexic chicks

Karlifornia · 02-18-2009, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Chicks with chubby calfs >>>>>> any anorexic chicks

I'm right there with ya.

View Poll Results: Lily Allen....
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01-29-2009, 02:37 PM	#152
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01-29-2009, 02:37 PM	#155
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	At least she is a smoker. That always helps. Fat, short, giganto-calved, camouflaged, dyed-hair, smoking women are hot! __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

01-29-2009, 02:50 PM	#162
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I just finished masturbating to the Lily Allen pics Galaxy posted. the high point of the fantasy was when I ate a bacon explosion that was wrapped around one of her calves. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

01-29-2009, 10:15 PM	#169
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Who would have imagined an innocent "HOT OR NOT" thread could have started an internet fight? Every day I wake up to a new surprise. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

01-29-2009, 10:26 PM	#171
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	OK. Is Lily Allen hot? No. Would I sleep with her? Not just on account of her being famous, no. And I wouldn't jeopardise a relationship to sleep with her. BUT. I've slept with worse looking girls than her before. So, I guess I probably would. It would probably have to involve a bar and some alcohol however. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

01-29-2009, 10:35 PM	#172
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Whats up with the font change dude? Btw...I agree with everything you said. Last edited by Dr. Sak : 01-29-2009 at 10:36 PM.

01-29-2009, 11:46 PM	#175
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	This thread is like last weeks' The Office debate on if Hilary Swank is hot or not.

01-29-2009, 11:55 PM	#177
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	I guess she's hot if you're into 12 year old girls with kankles... I put her way down on the hot or not scale of celebs.

01-30-2009, 12:01 PM	#180
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I would f*ck her no problem. I have done alot worse and I like that fact she has a pretty face. (Think glazed donut) I haven't been able to find a chick who would let me stick it in her butt so if she's into that I would break her off. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-18-2009, 09:09 AM	#182
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	Lily on Leno earlier this week.... looking good.

02-18-2009, 01:20 PM	#184
Scoobz0202 Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dayton, Ohio	Woah. Thats now two songs i have heard by her and both are good... Is she really..... actually...good??????

02-18-2009, 02:19 PM	#187
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	PS...Dan is still fat.

02-18-2009, 02:29 PM	#188
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Eh, she actually doesn't look bad in that clip. __________________ null

02-18-2009, 05:14 PM	#189
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I wish I had noticed this thread a couple of weeks ago. I'd be begging lynchjm24 to do me next. So to speak. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

02-18-2009, 08:17 PM	#192
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I'm still digging on Lily Allen. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

02-18-2009, 08:50 PM	#193
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Chicks with chubby calfs >>>>>> any anorexic chicks

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