Awkward - Page 4

korme · 12-03-2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeval

Holy cow, it's an Alan T sighting!

Oh, I figured it out after three readings.

where?????!?!?!!?!?!??!? I DONT ASEEE HIM!!

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

HF = her friend

bing

SnDvls · 12-03-2004, 04:54 PM

so C = 3R is a false statement then correct?

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

GF is my GF

C is her cousin

OK, thought you were writing it from her perspective, not yours...

SplitPersonality1 · 12-03-2004, 04:55 PM

best enigma puzzle. Ever.

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Jeebs is correct. I like how Flasch doesn't help, he just tells us if we're wrong.

he's like the Quiksand of l77tspeak

gottimd · 12-03-2004, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeval

Holy cow, it's an Alan T sighting!

Oh, I figured it out after three readings.

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnDvls

so C = 3R is a false statement then correct?

Correct

There are four people living in the house.

Flasch
Flasch's girlie
Flasch's girlie's cousin (the cheater)
Third roomie

Eaglesfan27 · 12-03-2004, 04:56 PM

I'm only through the first 20 posts, but this thread has me laughing harder than I have laughed at a thread in a very long time.

SplitPersonality1 · 12-03-2004, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Correct

There are four people living in the house.

Flasch
Flasch's girlie
Flasch's girlie's cousin (the cheater)
Third roomie

I think I saw this show last week. - Real World: FOFC

Noop · 12-03-2004, 04:57 PM

Wow bad grammar...

SnDvls · 12-03-2004, 04:58 PM

Wait another math problem

Me + GF + C + 3R = HOUSE

jbmagic · 12-03-2004, 04:58 PM

maybe a football diagram of this will be easier to follow for everyone

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 04:58 PM

C and 3R are both roomies, 4 people do live there, for now unless due to this, C decides to move out in the near future, which is a distinct possibility. Now GF hasnt talked to C about any of this and Im not sure that BF is going to call the hotel when she is there since he already dropped the bomb. Plus there is no telling if she'll even be there if RS has his/her own room, possibly elsewhere. Regardless I, we, dont even know if she ever een spoke to HF about the possibility of her going there. all I know, is that, when BF started to get suspicious he told C to call HF up and invite her and HK up to stay with him, full on knowing that that wouldnt happen, cuz he suspected she was not on the up and up anyways.

SplitPersonality1 · 12-03-2004, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Wow bad grammar...

And the Golden Scribe for best UIC moment in a comedy thread goes to....

Sorry Noop, I had too.

Noop · 12-03-2004, 04:59 PM

HK = Her Kitten?

flere-imsaho · 12-03-2004, 04:59 PM

With Updates:

Wolfpack · 12-03-2004, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

I'm only through the first 20 posts, but this thread has me laughing harder than I have laughed at a thread in a very long time.

Only 20?! Jeez, man, you'll never catch up to this fast- moving stream...your post is #159 and is already receding into the past....

Noop · 12-03-2004, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitPersonality1

And the Golden Scribe for best UIC moment in a comedy thread goes to....

gottimd · 12-03-2004, 05:00 PM

I still don't get it. just type out the damn word. Now this is making my hemmoroids flare up.

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 05:00 PM

HK = Her Kids?

I think I'm getting the hang of this!

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

C and 3R are both roomies, 4 people do live there, for now unless due to this, C decides to move out in the near future, which is a distinct possibility. Now GF hasnt talked to C about any of this and Im not sure that BF is going to call the hotel when she is there since he already dropped the bomb. Plus there is no telling if she'll even be there if RS has his/her own room, possibly elsewhere. Regardless I, we, dont even know if she ever een spoke to HF about the possibility of her going there. all I know, is that, when BF started to get suspicious he told C to call HF up and invite her and HK up to stay with him, full on knowing that that wouldnt happen, cuz he suspected she was not on the up and up anyways.

I am lost.

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 05:00 PM

cast of characters:

Me (Flasch)
C (Flasc's GF) aka GF
GF of BF (the cheater), also C of GF...or C of C
3R (3rd roommate)
BF (friend - not BF - of Flasch, and BF of the cheater (so BF of GF of C)
HF (friend of the cheater)
SO (husband of the cheater)
RS (rockstar)
BS (Britney Spears)
HK (sorry, I have no freaking clue)

Noop · 12-03-2004, 05:01 PM

Flere...haha

Eaglesfan27 · 12-03-2004, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

Maybe this will help:

Laughing even harder now! Brilliant post.

SackAttack · 12-03-2004, 05:01 PM

I love Fridays.

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

cast of characters:

Me (Flasch)
C (Flasc's GF) aka GF
GF of BF (the cheater), also C of GF...or C of C
3R (3rd roommate)
BF (friend - not BF - of Flasch, and BF of the cheater (so BF of GF of C)
F (friend of the cheater)
SO (husband of the cheater)
RS (rockstar)
BS (Britney Spears)

GF is my GF, C is her cous.

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 05:02 PM

39 people viewing this thread.

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

With Updates:

Poor third roomie, not getting any arrows...

gottimd · 12-03-2004, 05:03 PM

My mom makes a mean cous cous.

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 05:03 PM

i have to leave and go home from work and I dont wanna.....too funny

WSUCougar · 12-03-2004, 05:03 PM

Dear god...

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 05:03 PM

but C is the GF of your BF, or was until she pulled the thing with HF and the HS and was going to bring HK along, and 3R was a witness. so, she's kind of a GF too.

SnDvls · 12-03-2004, 05:04 PM

mabey we could get the diagram with male and female stick figures to help out the new viewers.

korme · 12-03-2004, 05:04 PM

wow DD you lose you suck

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

but C is the GF of your BF, or was until she pulled the thing with HF and the HS and was going to bring HK along, and 3R was a witness. so, she's kind of a GF too.

Is HS supposed to be RS?

Noop · 12-03-2004, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

wow DD you lose you suck

Word.

gottimd · 12-03-2004, 05:05 PM

Why does the Rockstar, Im sorry the RS, have a huge black fork in his hand?

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 05:05 PM

who is HS?

Buzzbee · 12-03-2004, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Poor third roomie, not getting any arrows...

Ow!! My side is hurting after reading this. Tears of laughter and pain are rolling down my face.

korme · 12-03-2004, 05:05 PM

i have to shower, this is very unfortunate because this is a classic piece of the FOFC era being written right now.

Castlerock · 12-03-2004, 05:06 PM

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GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

but C is the GF of your BF, or was until she pulled the thing with HF and the HS and was going to bring HK along, and 3R was a witness. so, she's kind of a GF too.

Are we talking about like a fivesim here?

I want to hear more of Flasch's stories!

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 05:06 PM

take 2:

Me (Flasch)
GF (Flasch's SO)
C (the cheater). also GF of BF
3R (3rd roommate)
BF (friend - not BF - of Flasch, and BF of C)
HF (friend of the cheater)
SO (husband of the cheater)
RS (rockstar)
BS (Britney Spears)
HK (kitten of C)

korme · 12-03-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

Why does the Rockstar, Im sorry the RS, have a huge black fork in his hand?

ahahah

maybe it's HK (her kitten) he's holding

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 05:07 PM

RS wouldnt consider C a GF more like a G.

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Is HS supposed to be RS?

you know, I don't know.

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 05:07 PM

I shutter to think what the 7 guests think of FOFC right now. First it was the muscle car board and now this.

GrantDawg · 12-03-2004, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

who is HS?

If you don't know we are all DOOOMED!

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 05:07 PM

Flasch, you really need to pass flere's diagram on to C, GF, BF, 3R, F, SO, and RS.

And if you ever see BS, could you give her my number?

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SnDvls Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001	so C = 3R is a false statement then correct?

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SnDvls Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001	Wait another math problem Me + GF + C + 3R = HOUSE

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SnDvls Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001	mabey we could get the diagram with male and female stick figures to help out the new viewers.

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korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	wow DD you lose you suck

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korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	i have to shower, this is very unfortunate because this is a classic piece of the FOFC era being written right now.

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Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	take 2: Me (Flasch) GF (Flasch's SO) C (the cheater). also GF of BF 3R (3rd roommate) BF (friend - not BF - of Flasch, and BF of C) HF (friend of the cheater) SO (husband of the cheater) RS (rockstar) BS (Britney Spears) HK (kitten of C) __________________ Mile High Hockey

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KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Flasch, you really need to pass flere's diagram on to C, GF, BF, 3R, F, SO, and RS. And if you ever see BS, could you give her my number?