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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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I'm sure this will be an interesting topic at the next Def-Con.
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02-03-2021, 06:12 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! Last edited by AlexB : 02-03-2021 at 06:14 PM. |
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02-27-2021, 12:16 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! Last edited by AlexB : 02-27-2021 at 12:17 PM. |
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02-27-2021, 01:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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this is where the man throwing the gator into a wendy's belonged
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03-15-2021, 12:04 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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https://6abc.com/raffaela-spone-buck...ania/10417754/
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Lifetime Movie of the week.
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 Last edited by miami_fan : 03-15-2021 at 02:21 PM. |
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03-15-2021, 01:27 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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In Texas, you just go straight for murdering the rivals.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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03-23-2021, 07:09 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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In other moms of high school girls news,
Florida assistant principal, daughter arrested in homecoming scandal I have questions. Did Mom actually give the daughter the password for the internal system or did Mom just save the password on her browser which allowed the daughter to take advantage? They had to use this access for more than just stuffing the homecoming queen box, right? This only became a problem for the nine students and one teacher when she used the system to stuff the ballot box? As much as I would be amused by the pettiness, is it really necessary to charge the daughter as an adult?
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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03-23-2021, 11:20 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I think the issue is that this gave both of them access to social security numbers and such, which makes it a far more serious offense (not that it appears they used that sensitive info). But the girl was also telling people she could find their grades or mess with their information as some sort of threats, it sounded like to me. Also, her comments to others suggests mom gave her that info, she didn't find it herself.
What's crazy about that story is - if you entertain the idea of doing something like this, why would you risk it for something as inconsequential as homecoming queen? At least the Varsity Blues scandal people were getting something of real, tangible value out of that scam if it worked. Prioritizing homecoming queen to that degree is probably more damning than the criminal charges, tbh.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 03-23-2021 at 11:20 AM. |
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03-23-2021, 08:14 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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 The Suez Canal get blocked today.
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03-25-2021, 11:54 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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This whole Suez Canal blockage sounds like a giant Snickers commercial.
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03-25-2021, 10:56 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Kalamazoo, MI
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 Gonna have to rely on a Pixar plan. |
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03-28-2021, 06:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2021
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This ship hasn't moved in 5+ days. I wondered why they haven't used sky crane helicopters to remove some of the containers?
It's because a fully loaded 40-ft container weighs up to 67,000 pounds. The Russian Mil Mi-26, the most powerful mass-produced helicopter in the world can lift only 44,000 lbs. The US Sikorsky CH-53K King Stallion can lift 36,000 lbs. But perhaps some of the containers on the top layer are the lightest ones on the ship, full of rice cakes and cheese puffs, or cotton balls and Kleenex?  |
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03-28-2021, 09:29 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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I'm starting to think I know a good way to clog up naval warfare in the next World War
SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" |
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04-07-2021, 06:59 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers |
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04-07-2021, 08:23 PM
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World Champion Mis-speller
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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I am alone in people's houses all the time, and yet I have never dome that.
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04-07-2021, 08:40 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Quote:
This post raises more questions
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04-08-2021, 08:04 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2021
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Home inspector caught on nanny cam pleasuring himself with Elmo doll faces, charges. |
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04-08-2021, 08:06 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Put the comma after Elmo - what the hell did the doll DO?
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-08-2021, 08:32 AM
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n00b
Join Date: Mar 2021
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 That's twice as good as mine. How did I miss that? |
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04-08-2021, 11:09 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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This is always why I ask people working in my home if they plan on masturbating with any dolls in the house. The answer to that question is a factor that will play into the hiring decision. |
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04-08-2021, 11:16 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Look's like his actor's personality rubbed off a little on Elmo.
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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04-08-2021, 11:30 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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I'm sure it's one he would have been truthful in answering, too. Never mind that if I were asking my home inspector "So, are you the type of guy who gets off on defiling Elmo dolls", I think I'd be the one reported, not him. SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 04-08-2021 at 11:33 AM. |
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04-08-2021, 11:35 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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If someone said, "ya, if I come across a doll in your house, and I'm feeling frisky, sure, I'll go to town, I don't care where I am", you'd have to give him points for honesty. He probably would be less likely to steal anything. |
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04-08-2021, 12:17 PM
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Oh come on. Who here hasn't had some fun with a Tickle Me Elmo?
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04-08-2021, 12:18 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2021
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"Your honor & members of the jury, today we will show that the defendant simply went into the home to inspect it. And then the depraved doll Elmo keep giggling and teasing him, saying on multiple occasions 'Tickle Me'. The vulnerable defendant was lured into a consensual human-doll encounter that the doll secretly filmed -- and then edited!! -- to make the defendant seem guilty of a crime. The defendant deeply regrets his action. But was there a crime committed here? Not by the defendant."
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04-08-2021, 03:29 PM
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World Champion Mis-speller
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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04-16-2021, 02:19 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-16-2021, 02:27 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2013
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How many Pols does it take...
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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04-16-2021, 02:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2021
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Why were they afraid? Any amateur arborist can tell in a moment that the croissant was produced by the species of tree known as the
Spoiler
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04-18-2021, 10:15 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2021
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So it's 2021 and you're at the beach, enjoying a swim in the ocean in Florida aaaaaaand......................a World War Two fighter plane crash lands in the water next to you.
 https://twitter.com/search?q=cocoa+b...Ctwgr%5Esearch |
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05-04-2021, 10:35 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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A literal shitshow at Kid Rock's in Nashville. Who would have guessed?
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-04-2021, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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As if I needed more reason never to see a Kid Rock show.
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05-04-2021, 11:33 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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It wasn't even a concert. He has a themed restaurant/bar in Nashville. Like Bubba Gump's or Guy Fieri's places.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-04-2021, 12:44 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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I'm just surprised that Kid Rock is still alive.
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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05-04-2021, 05:50 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! Last edited by AlexB : 05-04-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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05-04-2021, 05:53 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pacific
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Awesome. Fucking borders, Im in a mood
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Excuses are for wusses- Spencer Lee Punting is Winning- Tory Taylor The word is Fight! Fight! Fight! For Iowa FOFC 30 Dollar Challenge Champion-OOTP '15 |
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05-13-2021, 07:44 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I see your Zoom Lawyer Cat and raise you Zoom Defendant Buttfucker3000!
Turns out it was a joke his sister played on him that almost got him thrown in jail for contempt of court.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 05-13-2021 at 07:44 AM. |
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05-14-2021, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! Last edited by AlexB : 05-14-2021 at 05:59 PM. |
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05-23-2021, 05:37 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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Don't Kiss Your Chickens, The CDC Says In Salmonella Warning : NPR
I notice that this article doesn't address other things that you can do with chickens.
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05-23-2021, 06:30 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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I never kiss my whores.
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05-23-2021, 06:43 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2020
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Wait, is that how they spell stories in Britain? |
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05-24-2021, 04:04 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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Yup, it’s the plural of ‘storey’
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06-12-2021, 07:01 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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06-13-2021, 05:52 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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06-15-2021, 02:41 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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California looked at all of the GOP anti-California takes and said "hold my beer." Seriously, you couldn't ask for a more fitting way to demonstrate that California sucks at governing than this.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 06-15-2021 at 02:41 PM. |
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06-24-2021, 09:43 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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07-06-2021, 05:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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This is one of my top 5 fears:
Man bitten by neighbors escaped python in toilet in Austria | Fox News
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07-07-2021, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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07-07-2021, 06:22 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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That dude clearly has watched some MMA.
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam |
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07-24-2021, 01:59 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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