09-10-2020, 05:49 PM | #20251 |
Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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My cleaning lady is here. Usually she has a helped but the other one got a different job. I told my 7 year old daughter about it when she asked where the other lady was. My daughters response was "I guess it's better than cleaning peoples houses"
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09-10-2020, 06:06 PM | #20252 |
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09-10-2020, 06:11 PM | #20253 |
Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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09-10-2020, 06:40 PM | #20254 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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Thank you. That document confirmed a great deal of what I have seen anecdotally. I am batting 1.000 as far as that reason for taking list that was given. I am fortunate enough that the fear of becoming addicted to opioids is still much stronger than whatever pain I have to deal with.
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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09-10-2020, 06:43 PM | #20255 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
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But at what point does one "complete" a sports sim with career mode, or more specifically a game like FOF?
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09-10-2020, 06:47 PM | #20256 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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I have been to a doc for back & joint pain several times over the past few years and I've always found it remarkable how hard they were obviously going out of their way to NOT prescribe me any painkillers (and I wasn't even asking for them)....but a lot of that could've been contextual (high volume clinics & I was a new patient, etc.)
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09-10-2020, 08:48 PM | #20257 |
College Prospect
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Newcastle, Australia
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I ride my bike about 4 miles to work every day. I'm 56 and consider myself moderately fit for my age. I got halfway across a fairly busy road and waited at a pedestrian refuge. When there was a slight break in traffic, I started to pedal but my bike skipped a gear which caused me to overbalance and I hit the road with cars approaching. Thankfully they stopped to allow me to collect myself as I was a little shaken. Two days later and I am still hurting in different places and I am starting to feel my age more.
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09-10-2020, 09:28 PM | #20258 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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Lots of positive hype surrounding that new Dune trailer. I was not impressed....it played mostly like a showcase for all the a-list talent involved, which seems like it could be a distraction just as much as a feature.
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09-10-2020, 09:37 PM | #20259 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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I support the rise of Detroit-style pizza.
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09-10-2020, 09:52 PM | #20260 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Ever since Chipotle started promoting their delivery kitchen, their service got about 1000% slower. You're far better off to go in and live order, instead of getting stuck in the long line of delivery app orders. Those orders tend to run more than 30 minutes late at time, and impact the normal carry out orders as well.
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09-11-2020, 02:05 AM | #20261 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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i really hate how certain hand sanitizers must have been made from boiled down vodka or beer or tequilla. They smell absolutely awful and make me want to puke.
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09-11-2020, 02:12 AM | #20262 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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I don't know if I am familiar with those particular formulas, but I have definitely been impressed & confused by the incredible range of hand sanitizer smells. From "Oooh, a light pleasant coconut" to "what the fuck kind of unholy essence of dead crow & burnt hair??"
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09-11-2020, 02:18 AM | #20263 | |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Faber (sanitizer) makes a pretty good well vodka for the money, but they started bottling hand sanitizer during covid cause every other company was inept/overbooked. So if you take a hit of this shit on your hands, you smell like puke vodka Last edited by stevew : 09-11-2020 at 02:19 AM. |
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09-11-2020, 02:21 AM | #20264 | |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Ethanol? Why Does Hand Sanitizer Smell Like Tequila? Here's the Reason |
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09-11-2020, 02:40 AM | #20265 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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My week-
Monday-Toilet won't stop running water. Go to lowe's and buy a toilet repair kit. Tear apart the toilet and realize it's some funky design that is in the 1% that can't be fixed with generic toilet repair kits. This is after I've basically torn it apart, so our only toilet is down. Tuesday-tear apart upstairs toilet, realize the wood is totally fucked around the flange. Tear apart a lot of stinky rotten wood. have to stop repair upstairs and i replace the previously broken random toilet in the basement that nobody uses Wednesday-tear up the old flooring upstairs. If I'm going to fix the bathroom I may as well change out the old flooring. I must have really liked glue because i used an obnoxious amount of glue on the previous floor. It took hours with a multi-tool to remove 6-8 tiles, Try to sand up the old glue, it barely works. All along as I'm scraping, the old glue on the floor is stuck to my knees. I get up and it's like I'm being waxed on my kneecaps by the devil. Thursday-finally take my first shower in days. I probably could have finished this project in 1 or 2 days but the kids are on zoom calls for school most of the day. Finally use a grinder to get all the glue off the floor. it's a mess, but it's all gone. No more sticky kneecaps. I replace most of the rotted wood. hopefully tomorrow I can rip out the old vanity and fix the rest of the subfloor. And then lay a new floor and toilet and vanity. such fun. Last edited by stevew : 09-11-2020 at 02:41 AM. |
09-11-2020, 08:24 AM | #20266 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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+1. And they are sticky. We have a bunch of local ones produced by the bourbon distilleries, and while I certainly appreciate them jumping in to fill a need, I'm glad the regular stuff is more readily available. I'm also concerned about the ones we leave in our cars blowing up. I'm guessing there wasn't a ton of oversight on how these were made.
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09-11-2020, 08:35 AM | #20267 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Without lines in a parking lot, there is chaos.
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09-11-2020, 08:39 AM | #20268 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Gravel parking lots at softball tournaments. Always fun.
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09-11-2020, 01:04 PM | #20269 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Does this Sentra feel like a compromise to you?
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09-11-2020, 01:08 PM | #20270 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Puyallup, WA
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09-11-2020, 02:24 PM | #20271 |
World Champion Mis-speller
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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09-12-2020, 10:01 AM | #20272 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Gateway is selling computers (again?).
Back in the 90's it was Dell vs Gateway and then Gateway somehow fell off the face of the earth. I remember going to the post office (or maybe UPS) to collect my GW desktop and the lady said "oh, the cow box". Gateway returns with a herd of laptops — and we're 'udderly' shocked! | Laptop Mag Last edited by Edward64 : 09-12-2020 at 10:01 AM. |
09-12-2020, 10:28 AM | #20273 | |
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Not sure it's a good idea but I like their initiative, creativity, and organizational & sales ability. Seems like self-segregation but I can see the appeal with the promise of a safer community for "my family".
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09-12-2020, 10:47 AM | #20274 | |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Had to look it up since I'm a sucker for computer nostalgia. These are WalMart exclusives being made by Acer after Acer bought up the remains of Gateway in 2007 SI
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09-13-2020, 10:58 AM | #20275 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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How long until protests, especially at sporting events, have sponsors?
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam |
09-13-2020, 11:19 AM | #20276 | |
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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I thought they were already sponsored by George Soros or the Koch brothers.
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09-13-2020, 01:23 PM | #20277 | |
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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They already have the leagues and the networks, not sure how much more room is on a bandwagon that already resembles a TWD walker herd.
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09-13-2020, 06:30 PM | #20278 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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Like I said in the other thread. The sure way to kill a movement is to appropriate it for your own. Corporate sponsorship, league led 'statements', end up becoming useless. F1 already has done it too. Everyone just stands on a line and either kneels or stands for a moment of silence. Only Lewis is up there with his protest shirt and makes the actual statement. The rest might as well be saying the pledge of allegiance. Just one more rote thing with pressure to participate, which just makes the people who don't, get all the attention.
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09-14-2020, 12:02 PM | #20279 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Hmmm, must be my lucky day.
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09-14-2020, 12:18 PM | #20280 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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I googled Richard Gardiner and he died in 1489. Something is not quite right about this email.
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09-14-2020, 01:10 PM | #20281 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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09-14-2020, 01:30 PM | #20282 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The scorched Desert
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From the extremely inconsequential pet peeves file. I do exhibit some OCD signs with some things, so this may stem from that.
My wife will constantly stop the microwave with heating something with time left and it drives me mildly nuts when she doesn't hit reset to put the timer back a 0:00 LOL. I never say anything because it is so stupid and trivial, but every time I see 0:19, 0:42, 0:09 etc i am cursing her under my breath |
09-14-2020, 01:56 PM | #20283 | |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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This is me.
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09-14-2020, 02:50 PM | #20284 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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So my brakes on my car started squeaking. Good timing as my car is due for an oil change and other routine maintenance. I go to the website to get the phone number of my usual place but it's not there anymore. Looks like they're trying to get people to just use their website now, so I do that (fine by me, I fucking hate talking on the phone for literally any reason)
I fill out the form to schedule an appointment and pick the option to have several things done. Oil change, top off fluids, brake check, tire rotation, etc. I go back and forth on including a comment about my breaks squeaking. I mean, it should be obvious that they are when they take a look, right? (Right? I'm clueless when it comes to cars but I'd imagine my brake pads, or at least one, will be obviously in need or replacing). But I add the comment "My brakes are squeaking"....then I delete it. Then I add in "My brakes occasionally squeak". Then I delete it... Then I tell my neurotic mess of a brain to just add a comment about my brakes squeaking and hit the submit button already. "Occasionally here my brakes squeaking" is the comment I left. god damn it... |
09-14-2020, 09:42 PM | #20285 | |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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My wife and I, almost in unison: "I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT AT WORK!" SI
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09-15-2020, 05:18 AM | #20286 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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My wife can’t finish a can of soda. It’s so gd annoying.
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09-15-2020, 08:04 AM | #20287 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Same with my wife and daughter. Half-empty cans of pop on the table or in the fridge nearly every day.
The other annoyance - my wife refuses to drink out of a can, so everything has to go into a cup with ice. Disgusting. Plus, more to clean up for no damn reason.
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09-15-2020, 09:05 AM | #20288 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
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We had that issues with water bottles a long time ago. We stopped buying water bottles for home consumption and have Hinkley deliver water.
Hinkley has great water.
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09-15-2020, 09:12 AM | #20289 | |
Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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I don't get the "disgusting" part here, but, yeah, wife and daughter leave their half-drank (if that) seltzer cans all over the damn house. Last edited by Kodos : 09-15-2020 at 11:33 AM. |
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09-15-2020, 11:29 AM | #20290 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Because within milliseconds, the melting ice waters down the pop. And there's just something distinctly unsatisfying about drinking pop out of a cup unless you're out to eat and get it from a machine. I refuse to buy 2 liters for that reason - pop doesn't taste anywhere near as good unless it's out of a can.
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09-15-2020, 11:32 AM | #20291 |
Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Cherry Coke with ice in a glass is my favorite beverage. Alas, I have not had soda since March 8, 2013.
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09-15-2020, 11:40 AM | #20292 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I would get a new favorite beverage if I couldn't drink my favorite beverage!
For me, the ice completely ruins the drink because it takes the bite away. That's the best part of pop. I want it to hurt going down.
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09-15-2020, 11:47 AM | #20293 |
Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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I usually drank it quickly enough that the melting wasn't a problem.
Now I mostly drink water or green tea. |
09-15-2020, 11:48 AM | #20294 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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I don't get the antipathy towards drinking soda out of the cup with ice. It's perfectly fine if you drink quickly enough. Besides, that's the best way to add rum and lime juice .
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09-15-2020, 12:11 PM | #20295 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Instant watered down drink. Plus, the ice gets in the way of a good chug/burn.
My usual is to put a can in the freezer for about 20 minutes to get it right up to the point where it is about to start turning into slush, then I drink it in about 3-5 minutes.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
09-15-2020, 01:03 PM | #20296 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The scorched Desert
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Okay, this is where I get revenge on my wife for the microwave being stopped early and not reset LOL. I drink so much water during the day that there are always a couple of unfinished water bottles around and it drives my wife as nuts as microwave habit drives me |
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09-15-2020, 01:16 PM | #20297 |
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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If there isn't ice to munch with/after the drink, my interest is already limited.
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09-15-2020, 01:44 PM | #20298 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Can't do that - ice hurts my teeth. Like, hours later they will start throbbing. Sucks getting old.
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09-15-2020, 03:23 PM | #20299 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Yeah I don’t get pouring a perfectly cold beverage over ice. That’s a waste of dishes.
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09-15-2020, 05:36 PM | #20300 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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I bet you would've made a great girl.
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