How Many 5 Year Olds Can You Take? - Page 5

TargetPractice6 · 03-29-2005, 11:45 PM

I think kicking as hard and as much as I can would be my strategy. Since were are talking about 3 feet tall kids it would be much easier than punching, and I would imagine it would hurt them more. Also it would keep the legs moving thus keeping the kids from immobilizing you. The only downside I can think of is balance. If you somehow lost the leg you were standing on during the kid you would be screwed.

Neon_Chaos · 09-19-2005, 12:09 PM

BUUUUUUMPPPPP!!!!!!!

Groundhog · 09-19-2005, 07:47 PM

LOL... Can't believe I somehow missed this thread the first time around...

saldana · 09-19-2005, 07:48 PM

this thread actually got deleted from another board i am on

judicial clerk · 09-19-2005, 11:31 PM

You know, I have recently completed some defensive tactics and ground fighting training. I also have really upped my stamina with an aerobic exercise regimine. I think I have doubled the number of five year olds I could take.

Groundhog · 05-14-2006, 11:33 PM

OK. We've all had more than a year to give this some serious thought.

What's your final number?

Me, personally, I think I could take on about 50. I'm not the athlete I used to be, and endurance would be the killer. Another point to remember is that punching really hurts your fists. You take down a couple of these kids and your hands are going to swell up, leaving you with just your legs. You throw a single way-ward kick and 10 of the little buggers are going to grapple your leg and it's game over.

With this in mind you need to throw a couple of roundhouse kicks right at the beginning to clear some room, and then go in for the grab. Pick up a kid and just utterly destroy him by hurling him head first in to the ground. Then you gotta keep the rest of them at bay with your kicks, and take the fuckers out one by one. You pick up a kid and twirl them around and you may knock them over, but you won't knock them out. The key is using your energy wisely and making sure each attack you use is a KO attack.

Noop · 05-15-2006, 06:59 AM

Neon_Chaos · 05-15-2006, 07:29 AM

probably 30 for me.

Joe · 05-15-2006, 07:41 AM

Cringer · 12-20-2007, 11:10 PM

Learn how to work, kid.

sterlingice · 12-21-2007, 12:13 AM

Thread necromancy much?

SI

Radii · 12-21-2007, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand

It is just staggering how much thought you can geenrate with this. Unreal.

Okay, my latest thinking is that there is a matter of focus that is going unsaid here. Yes, these are somewhat trained kindergarteners... but the setup does not suggest that they are brilliant, nor all that coordinated. So, giving them the benefit of the doubt about tactics and organizationa approaches is probably unfair.

I was thinking numbers in the dozens... but it's hard in my mind to see how it gets much tougher to fight 40 than, say, 20. Part of the fun of this, I guess.

But after thinking that realisticslly, at least some (most?) of these kids are just not going to be very effective fighters... I'm starting to think some fairly big numbers are reasonable.

Now... give me ShkSpr's wife as a co-combatant... and she and I can hole up in our kinder-carcass fort and I suspect we could hold them off for a month if needed. I'm thinking the two of us together could handle four hundred of these little pricks.

re-reading this thread I think the above post is one of my favorites ever. Also, I count at least 4 typos, I think Quik was getting pretty excited at the thought of taking out hordes of 5 year olds.

Cringer · 12-21-2007, 12:19 AM

Kinder-carcass puts it over the top huh?

Radii · 12-21-2007, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Thread necromancy much?

SI

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

has been making the rounds lately in many circles(I've seen it on two separate occasions in the last week).

Anthony · 12-21-2007, 12:43 AM

this is my alltime favorite thread.

Groundhog · 12-21-2007, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

this is my alltime favorite thread.

Ditto. This thread also pretty much reads as a "Best Of Hell Atlantic" thread.

Shkspr · 12-21-2007, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radii

re-reading this thread I think the above post is one of my favorites ever. Also, I count at least 4 typos, I think Quik was getting pretty excited at the thought of taking out hordes of 5 year olds.

I'm personally a little creeped out by his desire to hole up with my wife for a month.

RomaGoth · 12-21-2007, 10:20 AM

I missed this one earlier. Do 6 year olds count, or do they have to be 5? My six year old son is driving me nuts these days................

Mota · 12-21-2007, 10:26 AM

I think it would be kinda like breaking the seal when you're drinking... probably take you a long time to kill the first one, but after that you could get rid of 'em fast and furious.

Unless they were bloodthirsty zombie kids, that would change the formula completely.

Cringer · 12-21-2007, 10:31 AM

And so the discussion starts again.......

RomaGoth · 12-21-2007, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mota

I think it would be kinda like breaking the seal when you're drinking... probably take you a long time to kill the first one, but after that you could get rid of 'em fast and furious.

Unless they were bloodthirsty zombie kids, that would change the formula completely.

Isn't that a video game or something?

Apathetic Lurker · 12-21-2007, 12:26 PM

I've built up a resistance to 5 year olds since i'm a bus driver..... Bring on 200 ..no ..make that 300 tykes!

Warhammer · 12-21-2007, 12:41 PM

5 year olds I can take, they have learned fear. It's the three year olds I worry about.

I took my 3 year old to the barbers yesterday, and he was great and sat in the chair next to me while I got my haircut. When we were done, he went to get up (ignoring me telling him no), and got his coat caught in the chair and smacked his head on the floor. He had a black and blue knot the size of an avocado pit that stuck out about 3/4". Took him to the doctor and he was alright.

Got him home, what's the first thing he does? He climbs up on the biggest chair he can find, and then jumps off.

Doug5984 · 12-21-2007, 12:48 PM

Just did the howmany5yearsoldscanyoutakeinafight.com or whatever Radii posted above, my number was 26. I think thats a little low... Somehow I missed this thread completely until now. I think it is all about the initial rush, once you start getting a few knocked out, if you are in shape you can take em all.

path12 · 12-21-2007, 02:41 PM

How the hell did I miss this?

Elbows are your best friend. Swinging, punching, kicking, these things will tire you out too quickly. But you can swing elbows all day. Little bastards wouldn't have a chance.

Groundhog · 12-21-2007, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

I missed this one earlier.

Not surprising, considering you've only been on these boards for less than a month.

sterlingice · 12-22-2007, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mota

Unless they were bloodthirsty zombie kids, that would change the formula completely.

Well, that becomes really problematic because then you have to start factoring in stuff like how soon after zombification starts taking effect and how you'd fight very conservatively because you'd be afraid of being bitten.

SI

Anthony · 01-07-2009, 09:39 PM

i just thought of this question over 3 years after this thread got started:

when you say "how many 5 year olds can you take?", do you mean you're going to put me in a room and keep sending in wave after wave of 5 year old warriors until i eventually succumb? cuz if that's the case, the question is more "how many 5 year olds do you think you could take before you are beat in this challenge?"

is there a finite number of combatants? how do i win? or have i forgot the rules or something? what is the criteria for winning this challenge?

i still think i can take on 100 minimum. i've packed on a beer belly since this thread came out, but due to a steady consumption of red meat/protein and an occassional arm/shoulders workout i've added more muscle to my upper body. i can get up to 200 kids with the aforementioned ninja outfit and black headband, strobe lights and a song like "Survivalism" by NIN blaring loudly, with sounds of ravaging animals interspersed throughout.

Shkspr · 01-08-2009, 12:48 AM

Naah, I've got you pegged for like, 6 max.

digamma · 10-01-2012, 07:06 PM

So somebody tried this...and failed.

bulletsponge · 10-01-2012, 07:28 PM

god, id crawl into a hole and bury myself before i went public if a 5 year old kicked my ass. this has to be a con

lighthousekeeper · 10-01-2012, 07:35 PM

got beat by a kid but beat the system.

Surtt · 10-01-2012, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

So somebody tried this...and failed.

To be fair, they were 6 year olds...

JPhillips · 10-01-2012, 10:41 PM

On the local CBS they were interviewing the mother and kid. The mother said the child didn't kick the teacher. They asked the kid and he said, "I don't know. I forgot." I have a seven year old. I've heard that lie before.

korme · 10-01-2012, 10:48 PM

All these kids we were talking shit about are 12 now, and we're 7 more years out of shape. This is bad

hoopsguy · 10-02-2012, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

So somebody tried this...and failed.

If only he had the benefit of strobe lights and his own theme music ...

CrimsonFox · 10-02-2012, 12:14 AM

I couldn't see the whole title. I assumed it was going to end "fit in your mouth at once"

Mota · 10-02-2012, 06:02 AM

I think the point of the game was how many 5 year olds you can take, not how you somehow have to get this stinkin' 5 year old to the principal's office without touching him, without saying anything remotely negative, while at the same time he can do anything he wants to you without any repercussions. I'm sure that one forearm to the back of the head would have knocked out that kid for 6-8 weeks but good luck ever finding another teaching job.

Autumn · 10-02-2012, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by korme

All these kids we were talking shit about are 12 now, and we're 7 more years out of shape. This is bad

Can we get this thread deleted? Or at least any of my posts.

JeeberD · 10-02-2012, 11:33 AM

My son isn't even three yet and he beats the crap out of me (unintentionally, most of the time). I think my original reply of 47 is WAY too many.

sterlingice · 10-02-2012, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPhillips

On the local CBS they were interviewing the mother and kid. The mother said the child didn't kick the teacher. They asked the kid and he said, "I don't know. I forgot." I have a seven year old. I've heard that lie before.

Yeah, no kidding. I feel for the gym teacher, especially when parents can't see that mommy and daddy's little angel can do no wrong.

SI

SegRat · 12-12-2014, 08:03 AM

So apparently I can't even take 1. Maybe it is because he is actually 6 instead of 5. Yeah I'll go with that. So last Friday I was wrestling with my son. He came running at me and jumped and his knee came down full force. I had a lot of pain almost immediately. The pain lasted a little more than 2 hours. I had no more problems until Monday night. I was sitting in a chair watching the Packer game. I moved a little to readjust myself and I felt a pop in my back followed by immediate pain. Again it lasted a little more than 2 hours before I was able to fall asleep. I woke up at 2 a.m. In very intense pain. So I called my dad to come sit with the kids while I went to the ER. They ran a CAT scan and the only thing that showed up was my white blood cell count was high, and my liver was slightly inflamed. So the ER sent me home with a prescription for Vicodin. I took those for the full day and they did absolutely nothing for the pain. So I called my primary Dr and went to see him. He was feeling around in my back and he said he was pretty certain that I tore a muscle. So he sent me home with some muscle relaxers. So I took those for the full day and they did nothing for the pain. I would say I was expierncing about an 8 on the pain scale. So I called my Dr first thing in the morning and more or less begged for something stronger. So he gave me an order for oxycodone. I took 1 pill at 2:00 yesterday and it knocked me out. I woke at 4 and by 4:15 was in complete pain again. So I called the Dr office and asked how long the oxy should last. After I explained that it lasted about 2 hours they suggested that I return to the ER. So they run another CAT scan and it shows my white blood cell count was higher than it was Monday night. So the ER Dr consulted with another Dr and they now believe when Lukas jumped on me that I suffered severe trauma to my kidney. They believe I have a clotting in my kidney. If this is the case I was told my kidney is dying and too much time has passed to save it.

So if you ever find yourself one on one with a 6 year old, take him out before he does you.

flere-imsaho · 12-12-2014, 08:17 AM

timmae · 12-12-2014, 09:13 AM

holy crap... Kidney is Dying sounds serious. Hope you are ok man.. that 6 year old is mad crazy!

PilotMan · 12-12-2014, 09:16 AM

Holy crap! That's an awful story.

Logan · 12-12-2014, 09:20 AM

The good thing is that your son seems like a lock for some kind of scholarship.

Lathum · 12-12-2014, 09:21 AM

Da Fuck!

That is horrible man, sorry to hear.

Any chance for a malpractice suit? Seems like that is something the hospital should have caught.

JPhillips · 12-12-2014, 09:31 AM

Sorry to hear.

I hope you will give the kid your dead kidney for Christmas.

Butter · 12-12-2014, 09:36 AM

Better yet, hold this in your back pocket and if your other kidney starts to fail, pull this story out for the guilt of getting one of his donated to you.

Kodos · 12-12-2014, 09:40 AM

Y'ouch!

That sucks.

03-29-2005, 11:45 PM	#201
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	I think kicking as hard and as much as I can would be my strategy. Since were are talking about 3 feet tall kids it would be much easier than punching, and I would imagine it would hurt them more. Also it would keep the legs moving thus keeping the kids from immobilizing you. The only downside I can think of is balance. If you somehow lost the leg you were standing on during the kid you would be screwed. Last edited by TargetPractice6 : 03-29-2005 at 11:46 PM.

09-19-2005, 12:09 PM	#202
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	BUUUUUUMPPPPP!!!!!!! __________________ Come and see.

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Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	LOL... Can't believe I somehow missed this thread the first time around... __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

05-14-2006, 11:33 PM	#206
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	OK. We've all had more than a year to give this some serious thought. What's your final number? Me, personally, I think I could take on about 50. I'm not the athlete I used to be, and endurance would be the killer. Another point to remember is that punching really hurts your fists. You take down a couple of these kids and your hands are going to swell up, leaving you with just your legs. You throw a single way-ward kick and 10 of the little buggers are going to grapple your leg and it's game over. With this in mind you need to throw a couple of roundhouse kicks right at the beginning to clear some room, and then go in for the grab. Pick up a kid and just utterly destroy him by hurling him head first in to the ground. Then you gotta keep the rest of them at bay with your kicks, and take the fuckers out one by one. You pick up a kid and twirl them around and you may knock them over, but you won't knock them out. The key is using your energy wisely and making sure each attack you use is a KO attack. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

05-15-2006, 06:59 AM	#207
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09-19-2005, 07:48 PM	#204
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	this thread actually got deleted from another board i am on

09-19-2005, 11:31 PM	#205
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	You know, I have recently completed some defensive tactics and ground fighting training. I also have really upped my stamina with an aerobic exercise regimine. I think I have doubled the number of five year olds I could take.

05-15-2006, 07:29 AM	#208
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	probably 30 for me. __________________ Come and see.

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12-20-2007, 11:10 PM	#210
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12-21-2007, 12:19 AM	#213
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Kinder-carcass puts it over the top huh? __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

12-21-2007, 12:43 AM	#215
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	this is my alltime favorite thread.

12-21-2007, 10:26 AM	#219
Mota College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001	I think it would be kinda like breaking the seal when you're drinking... probably take you a long time to kill the first one, but after that you could get rid of 'em fast and furious. Unless they were bloodthirsty zombie kids, that would change the formula completely.

12-21-2007, 10:31 AM	#220
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	And so the discussion starts again....... __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

12-21-2007, 12:26 PM	#222
Apathetic Lurker College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo,NY	I've built up a resistance to 5 year olds since i'm a bus driver..... Bring on 200 ..no ..make that 300 tykes!

12-21-2007, 12:41 PM	#223
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	5 year olds I can take, they have learned fear. It's the three year olds I worry about. I took my 3 year old to the barbers yesterday, and he was great and sat in the chair next to me while I got my haircut. When we were done, he went to get up (ignoring me telling him no), and got his coat caught in the chair and smacked his head on the floor. He had a black and blue knot the size of an avocado pit that stuck out about 3/4". Took him to the doctor and he was alright. Got him home, what's the first thing he does? He climbs up on the biggest chair he can find, and then jumps off.

12-21-2007, 12:48 PM	#224
Doug5984 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Louisiana	Just did the howmany5yearsoldscanyoutakeinafight.com or whatever Radii posted above, my number was 26. I think thats a little low... Somehow I missed this thread completely until now. I think it is all about the initial rush, once you start getting a few knocked out, if you are in shape you can take em all.

12-21-2007, 02:41 PM	#225
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	How the hell did I miss this? Elbows are your best friend. Swinging, punching, kicking, these things will tire you out too quickly. But you can swing elbows all day. Little bastards wouldn't have a chance. __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

01-07-2009, 09:39 PM	#228
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i just thought of this question over 3 years after this thread got started: when you say "how many 5 year olds can you take?", do you mean you're going to put me in a room and keep sending in wave after wave of 5 year old warriors until i eventually succumb? cuz if that's the case, the question is more "how many 5 year olds do you think you could take before you are beat in this challenge?" is there a finite number of combatants? how do i win? or have i forgot the rules or something? what is the criteria for winning this challenge? i still think i can take on 100 minimum. i've packed on a beer belly since this thread came out, but due to a steady consumption of red meat/protein and an occassional arm/shoulders workout i've added more muscle to my upper body. i can get up to 200 kids with the aforementioned ninja outfit and black headband, strobe lights and a song like "Survivalism" by NIN blaring loudly, with sounds of ravaging animals interspersed throughout.

01-08-2009, 12:48 AM	#229
Shkspr College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Amarillo, TX	Naah, I've got you pegged for like, 6 max.

10-01-2012, 07:06 PM	#230
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	So somebody tried this...and failed.

10-01-2012, 07:28 PM	#231
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	god, id crawl into a hole and bury myself before i went public if a 5 year old kicked my ass. this has to be a con

10-01-2012, 07:35 PM	#232
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	got beat by a kid but beat the system. __________________ ...

10-01-2012, 10:41 PM	#234
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	On the local CBS they were interviewing the mother and kid. The mother said the child didn't kick the teacher. They asked the kid and he said, "I don't know. I forgot." I have a seven year old. I've heard that lie before. __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

10-01-2012, 10:48 PM	#235
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	All these kids we were talking shit about are 12 now, and we're 7 more years out of shape. This is bad

10-02-2012, 12:14 AM	#237
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	I couldn't see the whole title. I assumed it was going to end "fit in your mouth at once"

10-02-2012, 06:02 AM	#238
Mota College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001	I think the point of the game was how many 5 year olds you can take, not how you somehow have to get this stinkin' 5 year old to the principal's office without touching him, without saying anything remotely negative, while at the same time he can do anything he wants to you without any repercussions. I'm sure that one forearm to the back of the head would have knocked out that kid for 6-8 weeks but good luck ever finding another teaching job.

10-02-2012, 11:33 AM	#240
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	My son isn't even three yet and he beats the crap out of me (unintentionally, most of the time). I think my original reply of 47 is WAY too many. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-12-2014, 08:03 AM	#242
SegRat High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Oshkosh, WI	So apparently I can't even take 1. Maybe it is because he is actually 6 instead of 5. Yeah I'll go with that. So last Friday I was wrestling with my son. He came running at me and jumped and his knee came down full force. I had a lot of pain almost immediately. The pain lasted a little more than 2 hours. I had no more problems until Monday night. I was sitting in a chair watching the Packer game. I moved a little to readjust myself and I felt a pop in my back followed by immediate pain. Again it lasted a little more than 2 hours before I was able to fall asleep. I woke up at 2 a.m. In very intense pain. So I called my dad to come sit with the kids while I went to the ER. They ran a CAT scan and the only thing that showed up was my white blood cell count was high, and my liver was slightly inflamed. So the ER sent me home with a prescription for Vicodin. I took those for the full day and they did absolutely nothing for the pain. So I called my primary Dr and went to see him. He was feeling around in my back and he said he was pretty certain that I tore a muscle. So he sent me home with some muscle relaxers. So I took those for the full day and they did nothing for the pain. I would say I was expierncing about an 8 on the pain scale. So I called my Dr first thing in the morning and more or less begged for something stronger. So he gave me an order for oxycodone. I took 1 pill at 2:00 yesterday and it knocked me out. I woke at 4 and by 4:15 was in complete pain again. So I called the Dr office and asked how long the oxy should last. After I explained that it lasted about 2 hours they suggested that I return to the ER. So they run another CAT scan and it shows my white blood cell count was higher than it was Monday night. So the ER Dr consulted with another Dr and they now believe when Lukas jumped on me that I suffered severe trauma to my kidney. They believe I have a clotting in my kidney. If this is the case I was told my kidney is dying and too much time has passed to save it. So if you ever find yourself one on one with a 6 year old, take him out before he does you. __________________ USFL: Charlotte Fightn' Squirrels

12-12-2014, 08:17 AM	#243
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12-12-2014, 09:16 AM	#245
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12-12-2014, 09:20 AM	#246
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	The good thing is that your son seems like a lock for some kind of scholarship.

12-12-2014, 09:21 AM	#247
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Da Fuck! That is horrible man, sorry to hear. Any chance for a malpractice suit? Seems like that is something the hospital should have caught.